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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:28:51 PM EDT
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I sing along with Tom Petty when freeballin' comes on but, I rarely do it. My junk doesn't like my pants.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:32:47 PM EDT
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I don't know who Yuo is, but it sounds Asian, which would explain the small dick thing he's got going on.
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You must have a very small penis, most of us need some support down there.


I don't know who Yuo is, but it sounds Asian, which would explain the small dick thing he's got going on.



LOL, that's racist.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:39:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:41:44 PM EDT
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Skid marks in your jeans?
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This. Drawers are actually a filter. BTW boxers for me.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:45:28 PM EDT
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You must have a very small penis, most of us need some support down there.
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I have support for my penis--it's called my left sock.  (Snags on the top of my boots when I wear them though).
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:46:56 PM EDT
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I'm a part time free baller
Depends on situation. Temp and wardrobe, activity
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I freeball in scrubs!
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:47:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Same here





I wear boxers with dress pants, haven't wore underware since 91



That was the first thing my wife noticed on our first date, i asked her what she was looking for...



She said you don't have any underwear, and she smiled



 
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:48:38 PM EDT
[#8]
I bet that Itwb holster feels real good....

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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:49:05 PM EDT
[#9]
Let it hang buddy, I just tie mine around my waist        
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You must have a very small penis, most of us need some support down there.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:51:35 PM EDT
[#10]
People that wear underwear are unsecure of their small penis.  Commando for me.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:53:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Yep Tarzan didnt wear them and neither do I
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:53:15 PM EDT
[#12]
I've been freeballin for about 8 yesrs now.  Will never go back.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:53:48 PM EDT
[#13]
so you have skidmarks in your pants versus your underwear?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 11:01:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Boxers or boxer briefs dependent on the activity. I like the room of the boxers, but bb when I'm jumping around from tractor to tractor and climbing up and down shit.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 3:39:50 AM EDT
[#15]
Free balling is too hazardous and I don't like my meat flapping around all over the place.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 3:45:13 AM EDT
[#16]

"Free at last, Free at last; Thank God Almighty My Balls Are Free At Last!"


Or words to that effect....
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 4:11:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 4:17:34 AM EDT
[#18]
I haven't worn skivvies since 1984. Seriously. I stopped when I was in The Philippines. Hot and sticky down there. Pun intended.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 4:26:49 AM EDT
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I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it is usually something unusual.
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Thongs? Got a couple myself.....
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 4:50:16 AM EDT
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Hell, I'm thinking of switching back to briefs. I'm only 30, and I've sat on the damned things a couple of times in the last month alone.
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I hear ya bro.  I am 29 and in the same boat.  Boxer briefs have been my go to for years, but now they get a little stretched out and my nuts are sticking to my thighs and I swear I almost sat on them a few times recently.  Is this a typical thing when you hit 30?  Is that the magic age that your nuts hang lower and almost get sat on?  I hate the idea of briefs, but the extra support seems nice.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 4:54:01 AM EDT
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44 years hanging free
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I Thought 35 years was freeing.......

 
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:03:39 AM EDT
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Funny story, I never used/washed my issued skivvies in basic. I was mocked by all the 19 year old fetuses that were with me(I was 30) this lasted until the second ruck we did and then they would come to me one at a time and ask of it hurt or anything because their thighs were chafing.

I turned an entire platoon of whiny, chafed children on to the freedom of blowing in the wind. This all went swimmingly until I was gunning on an Mrap in Baghdad with some state department VIPs in back. ACUs were pretty new and they hadn't figured out that the crotch needed reinforcement. I apparently put on quite a show while covering my sector, scanning left to right. I was politely asked to get new trousers by the senator'a cute aide.... After we returned to camp.

Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:11:59 AM EDT
[#23]
Free ballin works great for those guys with a small penis, just sayin.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:35:58 AM EDT
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I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it is usually something unusual.
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:39:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Freeballer since '91-'92, I learned to poop in the toilet not in my pants when I was younger so no worries.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:55:14 AM EDT
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Same here

I wear boxers with dress pants, haven't wore underware since 91

That was the first thing my wife noticed on our first date, i asked her what she was looking for...

She said you don't have any underwear, and she smiled
 
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Same here.  Stopped wearing underwear in 1993.  I wear boxers with dress pants because you basically have to as they are so thin.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:20:37 AM EDT
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Skid marks in your jeans?
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Here's a PSA: Transferring shit to your clothing, whether it's to underwear or denim, is completely avoidable. It's called wiping your ass well after taking a crap, and something you may want to look in to.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 8:11:04 AM EDT
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  Here's a PSA: Transferring shit to your clothing, whether it's to underwear or denim, is completely avoidable. It's called wiping your ass well after taking a crap, and something you may want to look in to.
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Skid marks in your jeans?

  Here's a PSA: Transferring shit to your clothing, whether it's to underwear or denim, is completely avoidable. It's called wiping your ass well after taking a crap, and something you may want to look in to.


You know how when cars get older and the gaskets don't work so well anymore, but still mostly work.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 9:31:25 AM EDT
[#29]
No starch in the crease, please.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 9:32:31 AM EDT
[#30]
Nope.

Willy don't like bein' that free.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 9:34:54 AM EDT
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so I am a free baller and my wife hassles me about it and buys me underwear as presents. I know what I will get for christmas.
I have not worn underwear for over 30 years and she thinks I should start now.


any other free ballers out there?


tom petty even sang a song about freeballin
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I think that's a hint she's tired of washing your jeans.... hint hint
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 9:39:07 AM EDT
[#32]
Stealth homo thread is not so stealthy.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:00:16 AM EDT
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If I don't wear underwear I imprint like crazy.
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Robert Plant?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:01:44 AM EDT
[#34]
Freeballin Fridays, man
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:01:49 AM EDT
[#35]
GD is always good for a laugh in the morning
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:04:24 AM EDT
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I eat way to much Mexican food, cabbage, and broccoli to give up on underwear.  Oh, and beer too!
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I see. You need the underwear as a backstop.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:14:08 AM EDT
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Haven't worn underwear for years.

I don't get shit stains on my pants because I wipe my ass.

And I don't even know how you can sit on your nuts.

Give it a try for a week and see if you ever go back to boxers/briefs.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:24:41 AM EDT
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Has she ever tried leaving the house without her undies on?

Everyone should at least try it for one full day.
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I do it lots of days.  Fresh air, FTW.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:26:44 AM EDT
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It was called "going Mexican" thirty years ago in SoCal.

I wonder what the overabundance of Mexican citizens there that can now FSA underwear call it?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:53:06 AM EDT
[#40]
I have not worn underwear since the early 1990's, FREEDOM
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 10:59:38 AM EDT
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Also, seeing as how I only wear black dress socks, it makes laundry day 100x easier.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:12:47 AM EDT
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I sleep in the buff but my active, vigorous lifestyle requires support for the boys.

Maybe those super tight jeans are enough for you? Cool. I don't judge, Tiny.




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I don't know who Yuo is, but it sounds Asian, which would explain the small dick thing he's got going on.
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You must have a very small penis, most of us need some support down there.


I don't know who Yuo is, but it sounds Asian, which would explain the small dick thing he's got going on.

Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:16:52 AM EDT
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Damn. hard to argue with this sort of genius logic.

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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:18:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:19:00 AM EDT
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I never thought I could do it but I tried back on July 7th.  Well, I havent had on a pair since.  I fucking love it.  



I do have one question for the other freeballers out there.  Do you guys ever worry about your fly coming down?  Before I made the switch it was no big deal, but now it could cause major problems.  
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:19:39 AM EDT
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my active, vigorous lifestyle requires support for the boys.

Maybe those super tight jeans are enough for you? Cool. I don't judge, Tiny.
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:20:41 AM EDT
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IN for the chafing...
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:21:20 AM EDT
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I never thought I could do it but I tried back on July 7th.  Well, I havent had on a pair since.  I fucking love it.  

I do have one question for the other freeballers out there.  Do you guys ever worry about your fly coming down?  Before I made the switch it was no big deal, but now it could cause major problems.  
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Yes! Embrace the freedom!

I'm not worried about my fly coming down as much as going up.... make sure "he's" in the right place before you zip up.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:23:45 AM EDT
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No undies since about '99, for me. Had to run to the restroom to cut my way out of a pair of BVDs that kept letting my equipment fall out the fly. Now I only pull on some briefs when I need to go to the hospital
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 11:25:18 AM EDT
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I did it until my ass exploded.  Now I like the extra layer of protection.

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