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Posted: 11/27/2014 11:28:54 PM EDT
Doesn't matter if they are famous or only known locally.

I have to throw my vote to a band that called/calls themselves "The Abandoned Nutsack". They also have a song called "Corn in my Shit".

Irregular heartbeat
Identity crisis
10% off but I still can't buy this
Totem poles and dead sea scrolls
I open up a can of cinnamon rolls
Preheat oven at 400 degrees
And the Powerball number is 33
Andy, Barney, Gomer, Opie
R2D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi

I got corn in my shit, ya'll
Corn in my shit
Corn in my motherfucking shit (that's right)
I got worms in my shit
Worms in my shit
Worms in my motherfucking shit

I shaved my head, I shaved my balls
I've been sucking diarrhea through McDonald's straws
Got fucked in the ass by the local priest
Anticlimactic, planetary
Six chicken nuggets and a happy meal
I've been pissing in pools, clubbing baby seals
I'll make you scream, make you hollar
For one low price of 20 million dollars

I got corn in my shit, ya'll
Corn in my shit
Corn in my motherfucking shit (that's right)
I got worms in my shit
Worms in my shit
Worms in my motherfucking shit (oh god!)
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That is some seriously genius work there. I bet their parents are really proud.

What is the most fucked up name for a band you've ever come across?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:29:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Peppermint Dildos
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:29:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Anal Blast....



funnny....but stupid....
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:30:27 PM EDT
[#3]
ANAL CUNT  

They have some really stupid stuff and some really funny stuff.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:30:36 PM EDT
[#4]
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[#5]
Nickleback.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:30:50 PM EDT
[#6]
Swollen Members


I saw them in person, in Juneau Alaska 2011
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:31:09 PM EDT
[#7]
Butthole Surfers
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[#8]
Anal Cunt takes it, IMO.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:31:55 PM EDT
[#9]
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Swollen Members


I saw them in person. In Juneau Alaska 2011
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Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:32:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Sexual Chocolate
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:32:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Dying Fetus
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[#12]
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ANAL CUNT  

They have some really stupid stuff and some really funny stuff.
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Came here to post A.C.  Great (funny) band.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:33:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Chapt Cooter
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:33:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Taint.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:34:46 PM EDT
[#15]
The Screaming Abdabs
Psychadelic Furs
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:36:53 PM EDT
[#16]
A punk band called the Dayglo Abortions. They had an album called Feed Us A Fetus

Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:37:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Flaming Tsunamis?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:37:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Pontias Pilate and the Nail Drivers


Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:39:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Nekromantix

Just happens to be one of my favorite bands.  
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:39:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Alabama Thunder Pussy

eta- Goatwhore
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:39:59 PM EDT
[#21]
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Swollen Members


I saw them in person. In Juneau Alaska 2011





Hammered drunk. I have zero recollection of them at all. I sort of remember loud noises and semi-coherrant "rapping"

I think I walked home that night... Winter...Alaska....
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:40:46 PM EDT
[#22]
revolting cocks
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:40:55 PM EDT
[#23]
Fudge Tunnel - Hate Songs in E Minor

That always put a smile on my face.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:41:21 PM EDT
[#24]
In the late 90's/early 00's, there was a local punk band that called themselves "Vaginal Discharge"


They left me with a sour taste.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:41:25 PM EDT
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I was gonna say Anal Cunt too, found their name in a city CD store. Its not original and deliberately non-marketable.
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They left me with a sour taste.
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The white stuff is OK  its the piss you gotta look out for.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:42:28 PM EDT
[#27]
Lt. Dan's new legs
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:43:27 PM EDT
[#28]
Grew up in a very small town that had a local band named 'Chicken shit log jam'. For whatever reason that name stuck in my head.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:44:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Atomic Bitchwax is a good band.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:48:59 PM EDT
[#30]
Redo, The Butt-Faced Sock Monkey

Local college band back in my college days.  Good stuff.  Name was unique, but too long.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:50:43 PM EDT
[#31]
Steely Dan
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[#32]
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ANAL CUNT  

They have some really stupid stuff and some really funny stuff.
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came here to post this, but zarmien beat me
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:54:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Ceptic Death
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:01:30 AM EDT
[#35]
The Cunning Linguists
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[#36]
Goat and your mother.



Look them up on youtube.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:04:34 AM EDT
[#37]
"Barney Rubble and The Cunt Stubble"

NYC band late 80's / early 90s.....


Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:04:44 AM EDT
[#38]
Shampoop

Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:05:02 AM EDT
[#39]
The Bloody Pussy Farts
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:06:03 AM EDT
[#40]
Pontius Pilot and the Nail Pounders.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:08:47 AM EDT
[#41]
Krystal shit
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:08:56 AM EDT
[#42]
No love for BVF?


Bloody Vaginal Farts...
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:10:30 AM EDT
[#43]
Krystal shit
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:10:38 AM EDT
[#44]
yeah,they have some really stupid stuff
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:10:48 AM EDT
[#45]
Frezer Burn

That's right, local band didn't have the scratch to pony up for that extra E
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:12:44 AM EDT
[#46]
Johnny Uterus & The Fallopian Tubes
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:14:28 AM EDT
[#47]
Vicious Poontang

Their first (maybe only) album was "Her Thing Had Teeth."
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:15:38 AM EDT
[#48]
Nirvana
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:19:22 AM EDT
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A punk band called the Dayglo Abortions. They had an album called Feed Us A Fetus

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Came here to post this.

I have that record, yes record on vinyl.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:22:29 AM EDT
[#50]
Diarrhea planet
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