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Posted: 11/27/2014 6:40:16 PM EDT

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You must make it the way my mom does: like shit.

This year, I brined a whole bird overnight and smoked it for four hours. About to cut it.

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Once a year having turkey is plenty. To me it is dry and needs to be covered in gravy or Miracle Whip to be edible.

You must make it the way my mom does: like shit.

This year, I brined a whole bird overnight and smoked it for four hours. About to cut it.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/FP2000H/image_zps35956b57.jpg

You forgot to trim off the dreadlocks.

Posted: 11/27/2014 6:40:42 PM EDT

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Hear me out. The first Thanksgiving had turkey and potatoes because that's what they had available. I have prime rib, lobster, rib eye, shrimp available. Why would I eat a turkey?

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This is a prime example of how illegal aliens come here and screw up our culture. They want to do things the way they did in their country. You should've just stayed where ever you were if you don't like our traditions.

Seriously though, effing 13r...

Posted: 11/27/2014 6:46:35 PM EDT

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Because turkey sandwiches with mayo.

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Posted: 11/27/2014 7:36:12 PM EDT

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We have ham and turkey this year, lots of family over, and are grateful to have it.

Posted: 11/27/2014 7:42:15 PM EDT

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You forgot to trim off the dreadlocks.

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Once a year having turkey is plenty. To me it is dry and needs to be covered in gravy or Miracle Whip to be edible.

You must make it the way my mom does: like shit.

This year, I brined a whole bird overnight and smoked it for four hours. About to cut it.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/FP2000H/image_zps35956b57.jpg

You forgot to trim off the dreadlocks.

Them's for the dogs.

Your "Obama wins" comment was awesome.

Posted: 11/27/2014 7:46:59 PM EDT

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Hell I love turkey; it's cheap, fairly healthy and easy to prepare. I cook 7-8 of them a year.

Posted: 11/27/2014 8:19:30 PM EDT

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Probably a transplant Cali hippster

Posted: 11/27/2014 8:43:14 PM EDT

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This is truth

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Commie son of a bitch.

Hang this man.

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I agree.

Posted: 11/27/2014 8:43:37 PM EDT

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Hear me out. The first Thanksgiving had turkey and potatoes because that's what they had available. I have prime rib, lobster, rib eye, shrimp available. Why would I eat a turkey?

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I agree with you 100%. Turkey is an inferior meat. Hell, if it was so good Colonel Sanders would be Kentucky frying it instead of the glorious chicken.

Posted: 11/27/2014 8:46:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/27/2014 8:55:55 PM EDT

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This. Eat the fucking turkey or Obama wins.

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Commie son of a bitch.

Hang this man.

This. Eat the fucking turkey or Obama wins.

OP hates freedom.

Posted: 11/27/2014 8:58:25 PM EDT

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Any given day I can make a more tasty steak than I can turkey. Guaranteed.

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What's wrong with Turkey?

IMO, it's damn tasty meat.

Any given day I can make a more tasty steak than I can turkey. Guaranteed.

Then just eat steak everyday. Forever.

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:02:34 PM EDT

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I friggin HATE turkey. It's bred with steroids completely out of all reason and out of all flavor. I'd rather eat the cardboard box it was shipped in.

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:14:46 PM EDT

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Them's for the dogs.

Your "Obama wins" comment was awesome.

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Once a year having turkey is plenty. To me it is dry and needs to be covered in gravy or Miracle Whip to be edible.

You must make it the way my mom does: like shit.

This year, I brined a whole bird overnight and smoked it for four hours. About to cut it.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/FP2000H/image_zps35956b57.jpg

You forgot to trim off the dreadlocks.

Them's for the dogs.

Your "Obama wins" comment was awesome.

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:25:14 PM EDT

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I friggin HATE turkey. It's bred with steroids completely out of all reason and out of all flavor. I'd rather eat the cardboard box it was shipped in.

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You wear Depends too?

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:38:38 PM EDT

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Im with you, op. I am not a fan of turkey. We had lasagne one year.

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:42:44 PM EDT

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OP should feel bad and stop eyeballing my leftover turkey sandwich.
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Where do you get the restaurant style sandwich containers to pack your leftover's in?

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:49:24 PM EDT

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Because eating OP for his stupid fucking commie question is illegal and frowned upon..

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:54:06 PM EDT

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Hear me out. The first Thanksgiving had turkey and potatoes because that's what they had available. I have prime rib, lobster, rib eye, shrimp available. Why would I eat a turkey?

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Hear you out? Why? Why on earth would I give a f**k what you eat for Thanksgiving. We eat Turkey because it's "traditional", and we like it. Eat what you want.

Posted: 11/27/2014 9:57:32 PM EDT

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Once a year having turkey is plenty. To me it is dry and needs to be covered in gravy or Miracle Whip to be edible.

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Posted: 11/27/2014 9:58:19 PM EDT

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Eat whatever you enjoy. Mind your own business.

Posted: 11/27/2014 10:02:10 PM EDT

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Hear me out. The first Thanksgiving had turkey and potatoes because that's what they had available. I have prime rib, lobster, rib eye, shrimp available. Why would I eat a turkey?

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Now that I think about it, because hunting cows, lobsters and shrimp with a shotgun/rifle/bow is frowned upon.

Posted: 11/27/2014 10:02:11 PM EDT

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Once a year having turkey is plenty. To me it is dry and needs to be covered in gravy or Miracle Whip to be edible.

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Sounds like someone need to learn how to cook

Posted: 11/27/2014 10:10:33 PM EDT

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Because turkey sandwiches with mayo.

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Wonder Bread?

Posted: 11/27/2014 10:11:01 PM EDT

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Because turkey sandwiches with mayo.

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Wonder Bread?

Posted: 11/27/2014 10:33:50 PM EDT

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Im with you, op. I am not a fan of turkey. We had lasagne one year.

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Lol, I made lasagna this year! I only like smoked turkey (never had fried) but since I don't have a smoker or fryer, I'd rather eat something else. More for my wife & in-laws....

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Posted: 11/27/2014 10:36:47 PM EDT

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Stuffing and gravy needs turkey. That's why.

Posted: 11/27/2014 10:53:14 PM EDT

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Perhaps a couple of months of hard labor in the stuffing mines of Planet Plymouth might help the OP, and some of you others, see the error of his ways.....

Posted: 11/27/2014 11:03:27 PM EDT

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Turkey is cheap, traditional and awesome if prepared right.

Posted: 11/27/2014 11:20:24 PM EDT

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Because if you don't, you can't have "Beige Day" on Black Friday.

What is "Beige Day" you ask? Open face turkey sandwich on white bread, covered in gravy, with mashed potatoes and butter.

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You left out the dressing.

I did a roast chicken, I only had to feed two people and turkeys are way too big.

Posted: 11/27/2014 11:46:14 PM EDT

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I make a turkey dinner for my family. My sons like it very much. It's one of their favorites so I do go out a bit overboard when Thanksgiving comes around. When my whole family used to get together in years past, it would be the previously mentioned plus a great number of Italian dishes and a variety of salads and pastries. I guess it really doesn't matter whats being offered to answer your initial question as opposed to the celebratory meaning of giving thanks to the bounty that has been afforded to this nation. It goes a bit further with me in regards to the warm gathering of friends and family, the relaxation before the onset of winter, the ending of my leaf battles with (damn) oak trees, and closing my day with a Pepsi, on the rocks of course.

Posted: 11/27/2014 11:55:43 PM EDT

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Hear me out. The first Thanksgiving had turkey and potatoes because that's what they had available. I have prime rib, lobster, rib eye, shrimp available. Why would I eat a turkey?

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Posted: 11/30/2014 6:44:01 PM EDT

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This is a prime example of how illegal aliens come here and screw up our culture. They want to do things the way they did in their country. You should've just stayed where ever you were if you don't like our traditions.

Seriously though, effing 13r...

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Hear me out. The first Thanksgiving had turkey and potatoes because that's what they had available. I have prime rib, lobster, rib eye, shrimp available. Why would I eat a turkey?

This is a prime example of how illegal aliens come here and screw up our culture. They want to do things the way they did in their country. You should've just stayed where ever you were if you don't like our traditions.

Seriously though, effing 13r...

Not a '13r

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