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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:08:24 PM EDT
1. Accidentally drink your own piss?

2.  Use your piss bottle as a hand warmer?

I'm at a current "no" for question 1, but a definite "yes" for question 2.



Well...I'd actually transitioned to deer hunting for doe weekend.  Had a good shooter in my sights this morning, but she wouldn't hold still.

Anyway, no deer this evening, but the piggies came in early...the picture does it no justice...this is a nice sized porker...

Oh, and for the naysayers...after the deer hunting sunlight went down, I had a few nips of whiskey...looks like it had a TERRIBLE effect on my shot placement...yes, those are lung shot bubbles...

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:11:24 PM EDT
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I washed my hands once..............................................NOT



TIME TO STOP DRINKING
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:21:04 PM EDT
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Naah...haven't even accidentally drunk my own piss yet.

Though it is dark in the stand...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:22:47 PM EDT
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My piss and essence creates anger in animals in the woods
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:26:36 PM EDT
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:29:07 PM EDT
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Texas wins again.


Oh, and  your avatar fits perfectly.

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:29:12 PM EDT
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I have used my piss bottle as a hand warmer in my deer stand.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:30:37 PM EDT
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I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:30:43 PM EDT
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What do you do the rest of the day when you hunt? You only sit for 3 hours?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:31:49 PM EDT
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Been in since 4:15 though...nothing but coons and rabbits so far.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:36:22 PM EDT
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Is this the first Piss Thread????
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:37:58 PM EDT
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Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:47:04 PM EDT
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What do you do the rest of the day when you hunt? You only sit for 3 hours?
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What do you do the rest of the day when you hunt? You only sit for 3 hours?



Ill sit for 3 hours at a time usually once in the morning and once 3 hours before dark. I end up getting antsy if i sit any longer.  I just mean i shit/piss before i get in the stand bc doing either of those in the stand is a pain.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:49:20 PM EDT
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.



Ok if your drinking that makes sense.  Also more likely to accidentally drink your own piss
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:58:23 PM EDT
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While planning on shooting a firearm?
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?


While intending to drop a pig...with a GUN...yes sir Mr. Purist sir.

Thank you for your judgement.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:03:13 PM EDT
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WTF did I just walk into?
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Pee Pee thread
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:09:36 PM EDT
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I like pee threads, maybe we can do enough of them to get them banned. That would be fun, then we could all be like remember when we could still do pee threads, those were the good old days.

And OP a nip or two of jack never hurt anybody. Carry on fuck the haters.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:11:22 PM EDT
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?



Lol.  Dudley do right over here
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:19:14 PM EDT
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Pee Pee thread
Much better than poop thread.

 
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:07:03 AM EDT
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Lol.  Dudley do right over here
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?




Lol.  Dudley do right over here



So it's not ok to drive, but it's ok to shoot while drinking?
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:22:47 AM EDT
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DAY 2.  


Did u drink your own or have a partner give u a golden shower???  


Any luck??
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:34:42 AM EDT
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I have used a piss bottle as a hand warmer. Never drank it.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 1:38:32 PM EDT
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Packed it back to the house at 10...no piggies.

I'm proud to say that there was no piss drunk...accidentally or otherwise.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 1:39:37 PM EDT
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So it's not ok to drive, but it's ok to shoot while drinking?
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?




Lol.  Dudley do right over here



So it's not ok to drive, but it's ok to shoot while drinking?


Correct.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 1:46:34 PM EDT
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I fucked a fat chick once...


Okay, maybe 3 times... But in the same night... So like I said "Once"

Link Posted: 11/26/2014 2:02:21 PM EDT
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So it's not ok to drive, but it's ok to shoot while drinking?
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?




Lol.  Dudley do right over here



So it's not ok to drive, but it's ok to shoot while drinking?



Just like anything, the key is moderation.  You should be perfectly fine to drive after a drink or two.  You shouldn't be driving if you have had 6 drinks in an hour.  Guns are the same way IMO.  Any responsible adult can handle themselves accordingly.  If you are too dangerous to shoot a gun after you have had 1 or 2 beers then im not sure i want to be around you with a gun at all.  If you cannot drink responsibly and you have trouble with drinking to much then that is another issue all together.

But once again this is just my opinion.  If you have one beer with lunch i don't see a problem with you driving home or shooting.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 2:04:05 PM EDT
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U packed piss?
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 2:15:23 PM EDT
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Just like anything, the key is moderation.  You should be perfectly fine to drive after a drink or two.  You shouldn't be driving if you have had 6 drinks in an hour.  Guns are the same way IMO.  Any responsible adult can handle themselves accordingly.  If you are too dangerous to shoot a gun after you have had 1 or 2 beers then im not sure i want to be around you with a gun at all.  If you cannot drink responsibly and you have trouble with drinking to much then that is another issue all together.





But once again this is just my opinion.  If you have one beer with lunch i don't see a problem with you driving home or shooting.
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Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.

While planning on shooting a firearm?

Lol.  Dudley do right over here

So it's not ok to drive, but it's ok to shoot while drinking?



Just like anything, the key is moderation.  You should be perfectly fine to drive after a drink or two.  You shouldn't be driving if you have had 6 drinks in an hour.  Guns are the same way IMO.  Any responsible adult can handle themselves accordingly.  If you are too dangerous to shoot a gun after you have had 1 or 2 beers then im not sure i want to be around you with a gun at all.  If you cannot drink responsibly and you have trouble with drinking to much then that is another issue all together.





But once again this is just my opinion.  If you have one beer with lunch i don't see a problem with you driving home or shooting.
tree stands, firearms, and jack daniels.  you know this is the makings of more florida news right?  

 
 
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 2:23:21 PM EDT
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I once grabbed the wrong beer can and drank my buddy's spitoon, but never piss.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 7:44:59 PM EDT
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Back at it tonight...dos XX amber this time...empties get pissed in....the threat of piss drinking is high

Won't be at it long though...gotta fire up the grill and cook tonight...

For Dudly Doright...can i grill and drink beer?...fire is dangerous too you know..and food poisoning...
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 8:17:05 PM EDT
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Back at it tonight...dos XX amber this time...empties get pissed in....the threat of piss drinking is high

Won't be at it long though...gotta fire up the grill and cook tonight...

For Dudly Doright...can i grill and drink beer?...fire is dangerous too you know..and food poisoning...
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I hope this turns into a pics thread, but only on the contingent that you actually shoot a pig
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 8:31:55 PM EDT
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I hope this turns into a pics thread, but only on the contingent that you actually shoot a pig
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Back at it tonight...dos XX amber this time...empties get pissed in....the threat of piss drinking is high

Won't be at it long though...gotta fire up the grill and cook tonight...

For Dudly Doright...can i grill and drink beer?...fire is dangerous too you know..and food poisoning...


I hope this turns into a pics thread, but only on the contingent that you actually shoot a pig


Deer and coons...too dark for deer and doe season doesnt start until tomorrow...

Not worth disrupting things to pop a coon, but there will be blood in this thread before the close of thr holiday weekend.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 10:00:12 PM EDT
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Bumped for pork...
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 10:43:23 PM EDT
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Thought this was some thing else.
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Bumped for pork...
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Dinner pic thread?
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How long have you been in the stand that you cant hold it?  I always piss/shit before I get in the stand and im good for 3 hours.


I hunt where we live...just a few hundred yards to the stand...

Yes, I take Jack Daniels hunting with me sometimes...we are driving nowhere.




While planning on shooting a firearm?


LOL. You've never been to a trap league shoot, have you?  
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