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Link Posted: 11/23/2014 6:29:11 PM EDT
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Jurassic Park was good
Lost World was meh

Jurassic Park III sucked




This is probably gonna suck harder than when a black hole divides by zero.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 6:29:59 PM EDT
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It sucked.
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No Dr. Sam Neill, no Jurassic Park.


So you don't count The Lost World?


It sucked.


Totally agree with you on that, but I do still think it counts as a JP movie.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 7:05:22 PM EDT
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Here's hoping they don't fuck it up.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 7:23:10 PM EDT
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Hit the nail on the head.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 7:26:15 PM EDT
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Spared no expense.  




 



Post of the week.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:58:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2014 9:21:26 PM EDT
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Hit the nail on the head.
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Hit the nail on the head.

Even Chricton's sequel was weak.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 9:25:01 PM EDT
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It looks like total CGI shit.

It looks like a pile of chickenshit bullshit.

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Well since dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years,  you kinda got a choice if you wanna watch them on the big screen, stop motion animation or CGI.

Link Posted: 11/23/2014 9:29:13 PM EDT
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Even Chricton's sequel was weak.
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Jurassic Park was goodLost World was meh

Jurassic Park III sucked



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Hit the nail on the head.


Even Chricton's sequel was weak.




 
Thats why I said Lost World was meh, but it's far better than III.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:27:35 PM EDT
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Pre-trailer was so lame - but the trailer on the other post is not half bad (if it was clipped in half)...Trailer above is tempting.  I think I missed 3, but 2 was terrible.  At least getting back to the park allows them to reload the franchise and hopefully forget the abortion.  



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:31:51 PM EDT
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I know, it's only a movie, but... really? That's some PR firm they hired.

JURASSIC WORLD - Where people being eaten by dinosaurs isn't a problem anymore!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:46:55 PM EDT
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did anyone get the impression at the end of that trailer that Chris Pratts character was unleashing the raptors kinda like unleashing the hounds. dude is gonna have raptors as hunting dogs. fucking sweet.
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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:57:14 PM EDT
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He seems to be the new Robert Muldoon.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:59:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 3:06:56 PM EDT
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Sorta want...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 7:12:53 PM EDT
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Hey I was one of the many they showed walking in the park and also one of
the many park visitors running. Did not want to be dinosaur poop.
If you see a guy in a light blue short sleeve shirt, a beard, wearing sun glasses,khaki pants and a light brown fedora, that is me.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 7:14:43 PM EDT
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Cool! I know we have at least one member here who was on the crew.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 7:18:03 PM EDT
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Please tell me you are in the fart in your car thread
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 7:29:53 PM EDT
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Cool! I know we have at least one member here who was on the crew.
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If you see a guy in a light blue short sleeve shirt, a beard, wearing sun glasses,khaki pants and a light brown fedora, that is me.

Cool! I know we have at least one member here who was on the crew.


After the movie comes out I will talk about all the shots that I was in. Over 8 days on set at 3 locations. Cool on how they do things.
The coolest scene to me will not be all digital. Like i said I will talk about it after the movie comes out.


Link Posted: 11/25/2014 7:50:34 PM EDT
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You had the wrong trailer.



Link Posted: 11/25/2014 7:52:28 PM EDT
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Looks good!

I'm seeing it.
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Fucking lame




Fuck'n fo realz, yo.



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 8:06:13 PM EDT
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lol, niiice.



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 8:18:39 PM EDT
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(I guess you could say I'm getting my hopes up.)
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:17:52 PM EDT
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Daaamn, check those pleated pants; shit's old school.



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:19:15 PM EDT
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FarCry can render a shark better than that.

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:32:29 PM EDT
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Another movie that follows the same premise of every other Syfy "horror" "thriller, i.e.  Stupid people not stopping to ask the question "What's the worst thing that could possibly happen by doing stupid shit?"



What makes this worse is That question has already been asked and answered multiple times with physical evidence of "the worst thing that can happen"  yet someone still failed to learn from it. Or is JW a fucking reboot of JP?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:36:51 PM EDT
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I'm in, looks like fun.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:41:39 PM EDT
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Looks good, I wanna see it.

Chris Pratt did really well in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:45:47 PM EDT
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Looks good, I wanna see it.



Chris Pratt did really well in Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Was watching the trailer thinking "Star Lord to the rescue!"



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:47:00 PM EDT
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Another movie that follows the same premise of every other Syfy "horror" "thriller, i.e.  Stupid people not stopping to ask the question "What's the worst thing that could possibly happen by doing stupid shit?"

What makes this worse is That question has already been asked and answered multiple times with physical evidence of "the worst thing that can happen"  yet someone still failed to learn from it. Or is JW a fucking reboot of JP?
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Another movie that follows the same premise of every other Syfy "horror" "thriller, i.e.  Stupid people not stopping to ask the question "What's the worst thing that could possibly happen by doing stupid shit?"

What makes this worse is That question has already been asked and answered multiple times with physical evidence of "the worst thing that can happen"  yet someone still failed to learn from it. Or is JW a fucking reboot of JP?


Well, my thought on it as they showed the gigantic pavilion and they alluded to the additional dinos was that the genie was out of the bottle. There is no point in being afraid of the technology because we made it. In the movie we evidently made genetically modified raptors as helpers, which is cool as hell. There's no point in denying the technology even though we failed to control it. So this movie embraces the technology (and delivers it into Bryce Dallas Howard's lovely hands).

Also, despite the megafail that JP2 was, I love seeing dinosaurs tear sh!t up, so feel free to ignore my opinion.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:35:14 PM EDT
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Still looks mediocre as fuck.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:44:58 PM EDT
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Chris Pratt did really well in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Was watching the trailer thinking "Star Lord to the rescue!"
 


haha, I could see this at the end somehow tying into his Star lord character!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:53:31 PM EDT
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Might suck, but-




 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:05:54 PM EDT
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This

Not sure why people get so uppity about movies.

But what do I know, I like the punisher
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:06:25 PM EDT
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I knew I had seen it earlier on FB!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:07:54 PM EDT
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Riding a motorcycle alongside domesticated raptors, are you fucking serious?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:16:00 PM EDT
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Chris Pratt riding a motorcycle with a shotgun and a heard of raptors. I'm in.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:20:49 PM EDT
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The part of me that loves the original thinks that's gay, but the rest of me thinks that's fucking sweet. I'm torn.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:22:29 PM EDT
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I know, right? The other Jurassic Park documentaries were WAY more believable!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:23:36 PM EDT
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No Dr. Sam Neill, no Jurassic Park.




So you don't count The Lost World?




It sucked.




 
The movie sucked, the book is awesome.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:25:16 PM EDT
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  The movie sucked, the book is awesome.
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No Dr. Sam Neill, no Jurassic Park.


So you don't count The Lost World?


It sucked.

  The movie sucked, the book is awesome.


Muldoon took care of business in the book. He shot a t-Rex with a frigging RPG!!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:32:44 PM EDT
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I know, right? The other Jurassic Park documentaries were WAY more believable!
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I know, right? The other Jurassic Park documentaries were WAY more believable!



I just REALLY don't want it to suck
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:02:16 AM EDT
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Muldoon took care of business in the book. He shot a t-Rex with a frigging RPG!!
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It sucked.

  The movie sucked, the book is awesome.


Muldoon took care of business in the book. He shot a t-Rex with a frigging RPG!!



His large revolver aside, I think his choice of armament in the movie was silly.  A SPAS-12 with the stock folded until the last moment for use against dinosaurs?  A Kenyan PH like his character would have at least used a heavy double rifle or even a super-heavy (like the PH in the second movie).  The choice by the writers or producers to go with the SPAS-12 and M-16A1 was just plain dumb.  I do wish his character would have prevailed in the movie as well, but he nevertheless died well.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:03:51 AM EDT
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Somebody didn't read 3001
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:06:03 AM EDT
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Spared no expense.  

Fuckin A'...Clever Girl
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Given the universe that movie takes place in it's not THAT far-fetched.
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