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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:12:59 AM EDT
Give me something to ruin their night.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:14:16 AM EDT
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Tiny Tim.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:15:33 AM EDT
[#2]
Polka music.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:16:23 AM EDT
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LULZ I was going to go with some System of the Down type stuff.. but this may do the fucking trick
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:16:46 AM EDT
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Moving love ? WTF is that ? are they moving furniture or fucking ?
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:17:43 AM EDT
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I don't know. They don't always speak english
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:17:47 AM EDT
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LULZ I was going to go with some System of the Down type stuff.. but this may do the fucking trick


If that doesn't work, some really loud "fart sounds" played really loud might work, too.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:18:57 AM EDT
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Who Let Tha Dogs Out?

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Kim
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:19:40 AM EDT
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Ramones - Suzy Is A Head Banger.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:22:35 AM EDT
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Good news... apparently the Tiny Tim worked... or the dude can't keep his shit together. I hope it was the latter I appreciate the suggestions. Shit annoys the fuck out of me. And I am not sober. So I am more annoyed. Adding Tip Toe Thru The Tulips With Me to my favorites on spotify. Don't worry. It has been remastered.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:23:23 AM EDT
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Good news... apparently the Tiny Tim worked... or the dude can't keep his shit together. I hope it was the latter I appreciate the suggestions. Shit annoys the fuck out of me. And I am not sober. So I am more annoyed. Adding Tip Toe Thru The Tulips With Me to my favorites on spotify. Don't worry. It has been remastered.
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Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:23:44 AM EDT
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Do you have some loud speakers that you can attach to YouTube?

who's got that good D!
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:25:14 AM EDT
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AHhahahahhahahhaha!!oneoneoneone!!!! Fuck people at work watch the show all the time, and I haven't seen that one. Fan fucking tastic
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:40:11 AM EDT
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put careless whisper on repeat and take a week long vacation.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:47:03 AM EDT
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Just youtubed that... W.T.F. was that

And how did you know about it
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:56:11 AM EDT
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There's this classic:



If they're not into country or bluegrass, you can go with this:



For extra there's this:

Link Posted: 11/23/2014 3:16:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2014 3:27:29 AM EDT
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Barry white!




Ohoh, *ruin*

-mudkips, the ultra extreme edition
-badger song
-there's a mashup of dumb and dumbers "most annoying sound in the world" in a lady gaga song
-rammstein
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 3:54:35 AM EDT
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Dafuk you looking up to find that
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 4:04:37 AM EDT
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It's your parent's date night, eh?  


Get over your jealousy.  Get out of the basement and go find a woman of your own.

Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:48:41 AM EDT
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Air Supply should cause him to lose his erection.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:55:32 AM EDT
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That sounds like a perfect opportunity for my "Creep CD".

I have something like 12 different versions of the song "Creep" by Radiohead on one CD, back to back to back.  I used to use it on first dates in my truck to weed out the women who lacked a sense of humor.

One gal asked me to pull over and let her out on the third version.

ETA:  For the crowd that doesn't know the song   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:57:03 AM EDT
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That tip toe song.

Almost positive you with get a visit from " the man"
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:58:05 AM EDT
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That sounds like a perfect opportunity for my "Creep CD".

I have something like 12 different versions of the song "Creep" by Radiohead on one CD, back to back to back.  I used to use it on first dates in my truck to weed out the women who lacked a sense of humor.

One gal asked me to pull over and let her out on the third version.
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You should play Goodbye Horses and then see if she figures out it is the song Buffalo Bill dances to in drag in Silence of the Lambs.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:58:38 AM EDT
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You should play Goodbye Horses and then see if she figures out it is the song Buffalo Bill dances to in drag in Silence of the Lambs.
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That sounds like a perfect opportunity for my "Creep CD".

I have something like 12 different versions of the song "Creep" by Radiohead on one CD, back to back to back.  I used to use it on first dates in my truck to weed out the women who lacked a sense of humor.

One gal asked me to pull over and let her out on the third version.


You should play Goodbye Horses and then see if she figures out it is the song Buffalo Bill dances to in drag in Silence of the Lambs.

That song is one of the ringers on my phone.  
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:59:09 AM EDT
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Barry White
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 6:21:42 AM EDT
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Slayer Raining Blood
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I don't know. They don't always speak english
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Moving love ? WTF is that ? are they moving furniture or fucking ?


I don't know. They don't always speak english


holler stick it in her culo and beat off.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 7:55:27 AM EDT
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Sex Type Thing by STP
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:01:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:03:38 AM EDT
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I see what you did there.

That said they could get some fine rhythm going with that.  
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:09:50 AM EDT
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I'm all out of love
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:19:15 AM EDT
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Play whatever you want hater, nothing would stop my fuck train until I'm finished!
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:20:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:26:44 AM EDT
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Install these on the adjacent wall/ceiling:



Sonic Impact Soundpads turn any wall into a speaker!




Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:45:38 AM EDT
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Record them banging and play it back loud enough for them to hear and know it is them.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:52:05 AM EDT
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I love those guys so much - no homo.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 8:54:53 AM EDT
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Are you sure it's sex you are hearing?

Link Posted: 11/23/2014 9:04:18 AM EDT
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Bagpipes.

Or Riverdance.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 9:08:04 AM EDT
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Looks like it's rubbing off on you. ;)  :D
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 9:16:23 AM EDT
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Lords of Acid
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 2:09:32 PM EDT
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This goes for 10 hours.  Turn it on and go stay in a motel for the night.  They'll learn.

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