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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:07:49 PM EDT
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I got all the mexicans at the construction site I was working at to yell "andalay andalay areeba areeba" over and over again. Now when I show up they do it automatically.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:09:19 PM EDT
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I may have compared my Vegan Aunt and Uncle to a couple of Auschwitz victims while seeing a Dr for strep throat. Turns out the doctor is a vegitarian Jew. True story. OOPS! |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:09:25 PM EDT
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When I am at rehab, I like to stare at the titties on one of the younger nurses. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? When I am at rehab, I like to stare at the titties on one of the younger nurses. Rehab? Rehab is for quitters. 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:12:08 PM EDT
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No honest man needs more than 10 rounds in a magazine. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ordered three 30 round Rugsr Mini-14 mags. No honest man needs more than 10 rounds in a magazine. So I'm a fuckin' criminal, asshole. I tore the little tag off the mattress. Throw my sorry ass in jail. 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:12:33 PM EDT
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Rehab? Rehab is for quitters.
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So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? When I am at rehab, I like to stare at the titties on one of the younger nurses. Rehab? Rehab is for quitters.
After a triple coronary bypass? |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:12:52 PM EDT
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Rehab? Rehab is for quitters.
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So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? When I am at rehab, I like to stare at the titties on one of the younger nurses. Rehab? Rehab is for quitters.
Rehab was the best part of having ankle surgery last year, other than the walking correctly and pain free again. I've never seen such a percentage of women who were too young and too good looking for me in one place. My wife wondered why I was so stoked to go where I knew there would be pain involved...
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:13:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So I'm a fuckin' criminal, asshole. I tore the little tag off the mattress. Throw my sorry ass in jail. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ordered three 30 round Rugsr Mini-14 mags. No honest man needs more than 10 rounds in a magazine. So I'm a fuckin' criminal, asshole. I tore the little tag off the mattress. Throw my sorry ass in jail. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:14:48 PM EDT
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just about everything i did was politically incorrect. This, I really work at it anymore. Political correctness is ruining our country. It pussifies people. ETA I still do it in a polite manner of course. There is still room to have manners and not follow liberal logic. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:17:14 PM EDT
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Talked about pistols and rifles with a friend in front of an Obama voter until she left the room. Talked about deer hunting to another guy in front of the same lib later.
I used the term "tard" to refer to a few mouth breathing motorist. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:21:04 PM EDT
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I told the truth....several times.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:25:21 PM EDT
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I used the word, 'Retarded' to describe several co-workers, other drivers, people on the jobsites and the quality of their work....
I'm a horrible person... 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:41:29 PM EDT
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Does posting in GD count?
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:05:46 PM EDT
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I had evil thoughts about the countries enemies, the domestic ones.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:06:03 PM EDT
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After being blatantly and dangerously cutoff on the interstate, I pulled up next to the offender, rolled down my window and verbally thrashed him, then chucked an unopened can of diet Dr pepper at his front quarter panel. Dumbest thing I've done in years...
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:14:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I drank Corona and BLUE LABEL both on the same day...  If you DIDN'T drink BLUE LABEL we would think something is wrong
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:17:53 PM EDT
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Woke up and went to work.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:34:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No honest man needs more than 10 rounds in a magazine. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ordered three 30 round Rugsr Mini-14 mags. No honest man needs more than 10 rounds in a magazine. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:38:19 PM EDT
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I had some good office banter with a couple black guys at work.
I immediately Twittered it. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:38:23 PM EDT
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After being blatantly and dangerously cutoff on the interstate, I pulled up next to the offender, rolled down my window and verbally thrashed him, then chucked an unopened can of diet Dr pepper at his front quarter panel. Dumbest thing I've done in years... The thread isn't "What blatantly retarded thing did you do today?" |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:40:56 PM EDT
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I showed up for work on time. And worked a full shift with no drama.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 9:49:01 PM EDT
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Signed on of those electronic petitions my wife sent me to keep "19 kids and counting" on TLC. Gays are butt hurt that Michelle doesnt want cocks n balls in the womens restroom.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:10:28 PM EDT
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I cursed repeatedly for the last day about how many illegals are going to be coming through my area now that FBHO revealed his EO's. I hate illegals all they do is make more work around the ranch for me and disrupt my life. Nothing like being woken up in the middle of the night and greeting one at the door with an AR in your pajamas. On side note I always curse when speaking about Obama.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:17:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know what else they would appreciate deep down. I could totally convert them. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I hold a door open for women all the time, including today. I usually get a warm smile and a thank you very much. I especially try and do this for the butch hair and square glasses types just to see what happens. Deep down they appreciate it also. I know what else they would appreciate deep down. I could totally convert them. By means of black eyes?
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:19:52 PM EDT
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I cursed repeatedly for the last day about how many illegals are going to be coming through my area now that FBHO revealed his EO's. I hate illegals all they do is make more work around the ranch for me and disrupt my life. Nothing like being woken up in the middle of the night and greeting one at the door with an AR in your pajamas. On side note I always curse when speaking about Obama. Don't you own a backhoe, or have a neighbor who does? |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:22:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I hold a door open for women all the time, including today. I usually get a warm smile and a thank you very much. I especially try and do this for the butch hair and square glasses types just to see what happens. Deep down they appreciate it also. I know what else they would appreciate deep down. I could totally convert them. By means of black eyes? No. In addition to skills, I am generous.  |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:26:51 PM EDT
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Woke up and went to work. This post is hidden amongst the rest. Sadly, this was the most politically incorrect thing done. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:41:01 PM EDT
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I made fun of pretty much every group I could think of black people, Mexicans, Irish, retards, hairlips, illegal immigrants, liberals, coonasses, people from Tennessee, gays, ect. And somehow, everyone knew I wasn't serious, nobody got offened, and we all got a good laugh.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:47:10 PM EDT
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What did you do this week that was politically incorrect? Woke up and went about my day? 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 10:56:21 PM EDT
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Picked up my Osprey 45 can.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 11:03:20 PM EDT
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LIVED
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Posted: 11/21/2014 11:14:34 PM EDT
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The thread isn't "What blatantly retarded thing did you do today?" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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After being blatantly and dangerously cutoff on the interstate, I pulled up next to the offender, rolled down my window and verbally thrashed him, then chucked an unopened can of diet Dr pepper at his front quarter panel. Dumbest thing I've done in years... The thread isn't "What blatantly retarded thing did you do today?" I accept that. |
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