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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:22:28 PM EDT
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So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? When I am at rehab, I like to stare at the titties on one of the younger nurses. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:24:17 PM EDT
[#2]
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SNIP So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? I went to word and created enough value for my employer so he could pay me. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:30:37 PM EDT
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I expressed joy (LOL) that one of our little maniacs (Disorganized Schizophrenic) had
been existed and sent on his way toward a life of support in the State Hospital  |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:31:30 PM EDT
[#4]
A woman asked me if I was coming in reference to a meeting.
I replied that I wasn't even breathing hard. She did laugh so I guess I'm not in trouble. 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:32:11 PM EDT
[#5]
I haven't checked my white male privilege today.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:32:23 PM EDT
[#6]
was talking cars with a coworker and said
"my jeep may not go fast, but it has more thrust than a catholic priest at an all boys orphanage." my coworker almost hurt himself from laughing so hard |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:33:22 PM EDT
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I hugged a subordinate at work. She is an old lady who got word from her husband at work that her dog died, came to my office crying. I let her go home. For some reason, she didn't file a complaint with HR that I sexually assaulted, made unwanted advances, didn't get "yes means yes" before hugging her (no grind) and saying I was sorry for her loss. I also said "God bless you" to someone at work who sneezed, no caveats or anything. I just said it, I didn't run down a list of all the possible alternate dieties (Allah, Buhudda, Jehova, Vishnu, etc.) Amazingly, nobody was offended. Oh, I also held the door for a woman I didn't know. She didn't even have her hands full or anything. (I forgot to tip my fedora and say Good day m'lady). So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? You're a real bastard you know that?
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:33:59 PM EDT
[#8]
I held doors for a number of women, was thanked several times.
I also lifted a suitcase into the overhead rack on the plane for a lady. She thanked me also. Probably some more things, but that is all that comes to mind. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:34:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Well I made an Asian joke, it was pretty funny. Also saw where one of my buddies got rear ended, I figured it was by a woman. It was, with the usual feminist/ I send my food back all the time hair cut. Literally laughed.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:35:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Said 'retard' and 'midget' in the same sentence. At work.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:35:35 PM EDT
[#11]
I printed out "Dickbutt" and put it in my cubicle.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:36:09 PM EDT
[#12]
idk, something I'm sure.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:36:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Held the door open for two young lady's today. They didn't say thanks but that's ok. At least they didn't go some crazy rant about equality.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:37:56 PM EDT
[#14]
just about everything i did was politically incorrect.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:38:52 PM EDT
[#15]
Ordered three 30 round Rugsr Mini-14 mags.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:39:11 PM EDT
[#16]
I talked to and touched strangers and co-workers every day this week. I am an evil devil ghost man.
Plus I'm white which is automatic incorrect. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:39:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Sheesh, where do I start?
- Clint |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:39:56 PM EDT
[#18]
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I printed out "Dickbutt" and put it in my cubicle. I once suggested that to be our squadron logo. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:39:57 PM EDT
[#19]
I shot a suppressed 22 in my backyard
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:40:48 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ordered three 30 round Rugsr Mini-14 mags. No honest man needs more than 10 rounds in a magazine. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:41:59 PM EDT
[#21]
I fart raped 3 diff women, 2 at once during a epic crop dusting mission!
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:42:26 PM EDT
[#22]
I drank Corona and BLUE LABEL both on the same day...
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:43:18 PM EDT
[#23]
I may have compared my Vegan Aunt and Uncle to a couple of Auschwitz victims while seeing a Dr for strep throat.
Turns out the doctor is a vegitarian Jew. True story. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:43:22 PM EDT
[#24]
I hold a door open for women all the time, including today. I usually get a warm smile and a thank you very much. I especially try and do this for the butch hair and square glasses types just to see what happens. Deep down they appreciate it also.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:44:37 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I hold a door open for women all the time, including today. I usually get a warm smile and a thank you very much. I especially try and do this for the butch hair and square glasses types just to see what happens. Deep down they appreciate it also. I know what else they would appreciate deep down. I could totally convert them. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:44:46 PM EDT
[#26]
I told several jokes today that would get me in trouble with the limp wristed PC assholes. -0- fucks given by me.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:45:22 PM EDT
[#27]
Today, one of the ladies at work grabbed my nipple. I told her if she can grab mine then I can grab hers.
Told a Spanish fellow at work I just came back from the land (Cozumel, Mexico) of his people. He is from Honduras... |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:46:09 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Today, one of the ladies at work grabbed my nipple. I told her if she can grab mine then I can grab hers. Told a Spanish fellow at work I just came back form the land (Cozumel, Mexico) of his people. He is from Honduras... As in Honduras, Mexico? |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:46:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Everything
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:46:51 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I went to word and created enough value for my employer so he could pay me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
SNIP So what did you do this week that is not politically correct and therefore verboten in today's America? I went to word and created enough value for my employer so he could pay me. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:46:58 PM EDT
[#31]
I traded Rat Pack style ethnic jokes with the wife last night.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:48:11 PM EDT
[#32]
I made ethnic slurs about illegals.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:50:39 PM EDT
[#33]
What didn't I do is a shorter list
Fuck everybody |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:51:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Told a Spanish fellow at work I just came back form the land (Cozumel, Mexico) of his people. He is from Honduras... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Today, one of the ladies at work grabbed my nipple. I told her if she can grab mine then I can grab hers. Told a Spanish fellow at work I just came back form the land (Cozumel, Mexico) of his people. He is from Honduras... As in Honduras, Mexico? He is from Honduras, Honduras. I call him my favorite brown person... I rub my nipples suggestively in front of him... hmm, maybe we have a nipple fetish around the office. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:51:57 PM EDT
[#35]
I burned leaves in my back yard and replied to Harry Reids Email with "Kiss my ass, Harry" .
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:52:30 PM EDT
[#36]
Held the door open for numerous women
Publicly laughed at the "diversity and tolerance" people on my campus trying to get me to sign the "tolerance pledge" Bought a few meals from Hate Chicken (with extra hate, mmmmm spicy)) All in all its been a pretty politically incorrect week 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:52:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today, one of the ladies at work grabbed my nipple. I told her if she can grab mine then I can grab hers. Told a Spanish fellow at work I just came back form the land (Cozumel, Mexico) of his people. He is from Honduras... As in Honduras, Mexico? He is from Honduras, Honduras. I call him my favorite brown person... I rub my nipples suggestively in front of him... hmm, maybe we have a nipple fetish around the office. So he's Mexican? |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:53:40 PM EDT
[#38]
I read a shit ton of threads on Arfcom, went to the range, and enjoyed the fuck out of my hard working productive white privilege.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:53:45 PM EDT
[#39]
I crop dusted an old lady in the grocery store that was blocking the isle. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:54:58 PM EDT
[#40]
Woke up a middle-aged white male.
Doesn't get any more politically incorrect than that. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:55:01 PM EDT
[#41]
Since arfcom is reading averse
TLDR version EVERYTHING 
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:55:19 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As in Honduras, Mexico? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today, one of the ladies at work grabbed my nipple. I told her if she can grab mine then I can grab hers. Told a Spanish fellow at work I just came back form the land (Cozumel, Mexico) of his people. He is from Honduras... As in Honduras, Mexico? He is from Honduras, Honduras. I call him my favorite brown person... I rub my nipples suggestively in front of him... hmm, maybe we have a nipple fetish around the office. So he's Mexican? Honduran, but they all look alike anyways, right? That's what I tell him. Mexican/Honduran who knows...
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Posted: 11/21/2014 7:55:26 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I may have compared my Vegan Aunt and Uncle to a couple of Auschwitz victims while seeing a Dr for strep throat. Turns out the doctor is a vegitarian Jew. True story. Ouch.
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:00:09 PM EDT
[#44]
Fondled my guns
Dipped Copenhagen Said bad things about our fag-in-chief Probably more |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:01:50 PM EDT
[#45]
can't say
coc and all that |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:03:43 PM EDT
[#46]
Work at a Coal Fired power plant.
"Coal is Green, it used to be plants" |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:05:35 PM EDT
[#47]
Just called a guy driving a pickup truck in the left lane of I-40 eastbound at 50 mph a fucking redneck.
I felt bad, seriously. Cuz I love me some rednecks. And it was a woman. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:05:48 PM EDT
[#48]
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Woke up a middle-aged white male. Doesn't get any more politically incorrect than that. I woke up STRAIGHT middle-aged white and male!
I also told inappropriate jokes, cursed FBHO many times, drank, farted, ate too much trans-fat, drank too much coffee, said "God bless", and was generally an over privileged white shitlord. Here soon I'm going to start saying "Merry Christmas" at every opportunity! |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:07:22 PM EDT
[#49]
A lot. Started with buying LOTS of icky gun stuff. Son is switching calibers and that caused much credit card activity. Thousands of match brass, primers,projectiles etc. The MOST politically incorrect thing was that we ARE NOT selling any of his inventory so we can SHOOT IT. That means lots of practice for long range Zombie killing practice.
Later I beheaded,with glee, two live turkeys. Breasted them and now after being hickory smoked for a while they are now comfortably resting in my freezer. I threw the guts out into the lake and made the turtles happy. Said FBHO about 87 times. |
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Posted: 11/21/2014 8:07:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Work at a Coal Fired power plant. "Coal is Green, it used to be plants" Funny I just got done working in 3 of them in GA and AL. Driving back to CT right now. 50 miles south of Bristol as I type this. |
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