Some of the replies.

I'd waddle over to my chair, and they would lean in to hear the first words I've said in several weeks. I'd then say,  "Let me tell you all about the Jews... and their lies."

How much for the women?

1) ask where the fuck my waifu sits,
2)refuse to sit down until a chair is procured for her.
3)loudly complain about women in video game industry
4) openly scratch balls
5)clearly show my disgust at the fellow on the left and his fashion sense
5.5 ) ignore all woman at the table except for mummy
6) ask who likes MLP - insult their intelligence because they don't watch it
7) loudly tell everyone how thanksgiving is a for the steeple Christians and real intellectuals are atheists
8)eat more than my share
9) openly scratch balls, possibly while dribbling gravy down my shirt front
10)grab a two litre and seconds to take back to cave.
11)Go on reddit
12)tell story about how woman are all whores and there's no real ladies anymore, preferably set to confession bear, good guy steve or socially awkward pegiun
13) hope for upvotes

drag that blonde kicking and screaming back to the cave, with a turkey leg

Face fuck the young blonde with the glasses.

The one that looks like she's 13?

Rape, turkey, rape.

Maybe not in that order.

The younger one.

Meh 13, 16 what's the difference?

Pork the milf at the head of the table closest to camera.