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Posted: 11/2/2014 7:48:47 PM EDT
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OP, I wanted to say something funny or witty, but I got nothing. Pulled it off very well.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 7:52:12 PM EDT
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This isn't your first rodeo, OP...
Edit: you took it to a level of "I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to dress like a woman," then smashed through that sumbitch like an out of control freight train, and kept on going like a runaway semi on a 7 degree downgrade with no brakes. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 7:56:43 PM EDT
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Not gonna lie. I'd hit it.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:03:56 PM EDT
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so are you a dude? did you see how hairy his hand was? |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:06:09 PM EDT
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Dress up like a chick again and record 10 hrs of footage of you walking around NYC.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:12:48 PM EDT
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So, did you stand in front of the mirror with your junk tucked and make up on and say I'd fuck me?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:15:40 PM EDT
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I honestly believe OP has a lot more experience dressing as a woman than he lets on. A LOT more.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXktdd9ATCUThat was the only other option I had left in my hypothesis. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:15:46 PM EDT
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So, did you stand in front of the mirror with your junk tucked and make up on and say I'd fuck me? Fuck, I knew I forgot something. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:17:16 PM EDT
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Um. Huh.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:27:22 PM EDT
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Dress up like a chick again and record 10 hrs of footage of you walking around NYC. I really wish I had put a go pro on my hat somewhere. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:36:19 PM EDT
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 at the leghumpers here...for a dude that dresses like a chick
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:46:16 PM EDT
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I dunno, but I'm done. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What the hell happened to my Arfcom? I dunno, but I'm done. Thing sure have changed A LOT since the beginning. Wow. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:47:10 PM EDT
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OP, I wanted to say something funny or witty, but I got nothing. Pulled it off very well. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:53:13 PM EDT
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I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd blow a load on the OP's tits. No homo. I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. That shit was supposed to be private, op. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 8:59:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP looks like a disturbingly convincing woman. Yes, this thread is very confusing to me. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 9:10:37 PM EDT
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But you are one of the two hot chicks getting it on in the mirror. And initially how are you sure she's not a dude playing the same game on you? ETA: Can we all act like adults and quit hitting on the OP? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why would a normal (hetero) guy dress up as a woman? 1. dress as hot chick 2. Pick up hot chick in bar 3. Fuck hot chick in front of mirror 4. See two hot chicks getting it on in mirror 5. Come harder than you ever had in your life 6. ??? 7. Profit But you are one of the two hot chicks getting it on in the mirror. And initially how are you sure she's not a dude playing the same game on you? ETA: Can we all act like adults and quit hitting on the OP? 1. Who cares? 2. See number one. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 9:11:33 PM EDT
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That shit was supposed to be private, op. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd blow a load on the OP's tits. No homo. I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. That shit was supposed to be private, op. I want to hear these offers. Just leave the sender's name out. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 9:20:00 PM EDT
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I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd blow a load on the OP's tits. No homo. I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. We have a gay member here who once commented that ARFCOM is more obsessed with homo stuff than most gay websites are. Don't know if that is true or not, but for some reason, it wouldn't surprise me. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 9:24:43 PM EDT
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Fuck, I knew I forgot something. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So, did you stand in front of the mirror with your junk tucked and make up on and say I'd fuck me? Fuck, I knew I forgot something. Looks like you get the hose again . . . |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 9:34:06 PM EDT
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IBTISC
In before the impending sex change. Unless I'm too late...
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Posted: 11/2/2014 9:37:22 PM EDT
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Post or pre op? Have a few beers and we can lie about it in the morning?
  
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:04:40 PM EDT
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I think I'm going to invent pockets for women's clothing and make a fortune. Do ya'll have any idea how long it took me to figure out where to stash my folder? You stash it in a coach purse if you are classy The problem is that you worried about that before wondering where to stash your junk |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:07:01 PM EDT
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Simple question. Have you ever had a cock in your mouth? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LOL I went down to the Castro district, I think I was the only heterosexual .... Yeah..... Sorry I'm just not buying that. Don't be hatin'. You know you wish you could star in your own lesbian porn videos. Simple question. Have you ever had a cock in your mouth? Does it count if it's your own? 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:13:17 PM EDT
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OP is..... disturbingly hot.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:15:31 PM EDT
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We have a gay member here who once commented that ARFCOM is more obsessed with homo stuff than most gay websites are. Don't know if that is true or not, but for some reason, it wouldn't surprise me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd blow a load on the OP's tits. No homo. I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. We have a gay member here who once commented that ARFCOM is more obsessed with homo stuff than most gay websites are. Don't know if that is true or not, but for some reason, it wouldn't surprise me. Just check the kilt thread for validation of that sentiment. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:24:21 PM EDT
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<crickets>
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:43:23 PM EDT
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We have a gay member here who once commented that ARFCOM is more obsessed with homo stuff than most gay websites are. Don't know if that is true or not, but for some reason, it wouldn't surprise me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd blow a load on the OP's tits. No homo. I've already had subtlely couched offers via PM. I'm all the more convinced this is an LGBT forum with a gun problem. We have a gay member here who once commented that ARFCOM is more obsessed with homo stuff than most gay websites are. Don't know if that is true or not, but for some reason, it wouldn't surprise me. Did you ever see the Louis CK poker skit about gays? |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 10:46:22 PM EDT
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Am I really going to be the first to say it?
OP's sister is hot. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:04:51 PM EDT
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Seems a little freaky.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:05:02 PM EDT
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OP, when can we expect a BOTD thread?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:07:55 PM EDT
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1. Who cares? 2. See number one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why would a normal (hetero) guy dress up as a woman? 1. dress as hot chick 2. Pick up hot chick in bar 3. Fuck hot chick in front of mirror 4. See two hot chicks getting it on in mirror 5. Come harder than you ever had in your life 6. ??? 7. Profit But you are one of the two hot chicks getting it on in the mirror. And initially how are you sure she's not a dude playing the same game on you? ETA: Can we all act like adults and quit hitting on the OP? 1. Who cares? 2. See number one. 
Because Penis |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:23:26 PM EDT
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Change in eye color, lack of hair on arms, girly finger nails and hands ..... you must be lying or tranny  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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so are you a dude? Fuck yeah dude. 
I'm on the right, in more of a grizzled mode. http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/17353aa01bbd6c9f.jpg Change in eye color, lack of hair on arms, girly finger nails and hands ..... you must be lying or tranny And eyebrows have been done. OP did not just "buy a bunch of MAC makeup," OP had a cross-dresser / drag queen / makeup artist do his makeup for him (or has practiced a lot to do this himself). And his nails are way better than mine, and I am a girl. All this stuff takes time and WORK to pull off, it's not just a "hey, let's slap a wig on and be an ugly broad for Halloween" get-up, contouring takes practice. Not sure what he wants by posting his pics here in Arfcom, but OP, you do make a heck of a pretty girl. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:28:05 PM EDT
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Pickle surprise !!
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:31:30 PM EDT
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Because Penis Dude, it's only penis. Seriously, look at those boobs! There's a point at which penis is no longer a dealbreaker.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:31:59 PM EDT
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Am I really going to be the first to say it? OP's sister is hot. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:33:01 PM EDT
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I would. Op is a hot chick
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:34:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pickle surprise !! Depends on the angle of attack, really.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:46:23 PM EDT
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NOT what I was expecting. Holloween drag is usually OBVIOUS maculine looking dude dressed up as an ugly woman for laughs. You sir on the other hand are quite pleasing to the eye. My wife and I attended a party with the theme "famous couples." We went as Laverne & Shirley. I raided Goodwill for a $17 outfit, airbrushed an L on the sweater, stuffed shop rags into a 46-double B52 nose cone bra, and had 3 days' beard growth. I won "scariest costume."
Apparently, I'm not a very dainty woman. It was an epiphany. I discovered I hate having long hair, skirts are drafty, and flats are utterly impractical running shoes. I don't have the patience to be a transvestite. "I feel pretty! I feel pret... forget this. I'm staying home and watching Top Gear." What is "contouring?" It sounds painful, time-consuming, or both. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:52:42 PM EDT
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Good news OP, next year you can wear the same costume and go as someone completely different. Just sling a guitar around your neck and voilà! you're a member of the rock band, Cinderella! |
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:07:21 AM EDT
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OK Upon further review unless new evidence is presented then OP is trolling. The nose on the "tranny" and the "OP" is two different noses. as well as the whole facial structure. 
No that being said if "he" does supply further proof that the "tranny" actually him, then he is more than in it for Halloween.
Look like one poster said at the nails and also all the well chosen and placed "accessories" and the spike heels on those what appear to be real leather boots that can't be cheap. "OP" if not trolling does this a lot and is apparently pretty damn good at it.
None of my business if that's what he likes but just my opinion on it. So you took your time and studied OP's chick photos very veeery carefully huh? Just so you could be sure. 
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:11:23 AM EDT
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OP is so retarded my head hurts
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:34:38 AM EDT
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So you took your time and studied OP's chick photos very veeery carefully huh? Just so you could be sure. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OK Upon further review unless new evidence is presented then OP is trolling. The nose on the "tranny" and the "OP" is two different noses. as well as the whole facial structure.
No that being said if "he" does supply further proof that the "tranny" actually him, then he is more than in it for Halloween.
Look like one poster said at the nails and also all the well chosen and placed "accessories" and the spike heels on those what appear to be real leather boots that can't be cheap. "OP" if not trolling does this a lot and is apparently pretty damn good at it.
None of my business if that's what he likes but just my opinion on it. So you took your time and studied OP's chick photos very veeery carefully huh? Just so you could be sure. 
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:36:16 AM EDT
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I don't even wanna think about what op would look like on hrt
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:40:58 AM EDT
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I don't even know what is right or wrong any more... |
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:41:45 AM EDT
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There's no way the chick in the pics is the same as that crusty bastige with the beard and the crows feet.
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Posted: 11/3/2014 12:51:04 AM EDT
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My wife and I attended a party with the theme "famous couples." We went as Laverne & Shirley. I raided Goodwill for a $17 outfit, airbrushed an L on the sweater, stuffed shop rags into a 46-double B52 nose cone bra, and had 3 days' beard growth. I won "scariest costume."
Apparently, I'm not a very dainty woman. It was an epiphany. I discovered I hate having long hair, skirts are drafty, and flats are utterly impractical running shoes. I don't have the patience to be a transvestite. "I feel pretty! I feel pret... forget this. I'm staying home and watching Top Gear." What is "contouring?" It sounds painful, time-consuming, or both. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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NOT what I was expecting. Holloween drag is usually OBVIOUS maculine looking dude dressed up as an ugly woman for laughs. You sir on the other hand are quite pleasing to the eye. My wife and I attended a party with the theme "famous couples." We went as Laverne & Shirley. I raided Goodwill for a $17 outfit, airbrushed an L on the sweater, stuffed shop rags into a 46-double B52 nose cone bra, and had 3 days' beard growth. I won "scariest costume."
Apparently, I'm not a very dainty woman. It was an epiphany. I discovered I hate having long hair, skirts are drafty, and flats are utterly impractical running shoes. I don't have the patience to be a transvestite. "I feel pretty! I feel pret... forget this. I'm staying home and watching Top Gear." What is "contouring?" It sounds painful, time-consuming, or both. Contouring, in make-up terms, is where you take a darker and/or lighter shades of foundation (based on your skin tone) and use them to "draw" the features you want on your face (or accentuate the ones you have, if you have great bone structure). The darker parts make that part of the face recede, and highlights bring that part of the face out. There are a lot of makeup "how tos" on you-tube, if you search "makeup contouring" that will show you how to do it. I don't wear makeup daily, so I pretty much suck at it. For example, a girl (or guy, in this case) with a pudgy nose can create the illusion of a thin, aristocratic nose by shading a line down each side of his nose in darker-than-skin-tone foundation, and blending it in. The blending is key; too much blending you lose your fake definition, and too little and you look like Dr. Frankenfurter (think Tim Curry's cheekbones). A lot of women are very skilled at this, and look like a million bucks when they "put their face on." Drag queens are even better at this. eta... this link, just for the dramatic and freaky mouth to cheek smear |
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Posted: 11/3/2014 1:33:20 AM EDT
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Ladies and gentlemen, this guy(?) has his shit squared tucked away. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why would a normal (hetero) guy dress up as a woman? 1. dress as hot chick 2. Pick up hot chick in bar 3. Fuck hot chick in front of mirror 4. See two hot chicks getting it on in mirror 5. Come harder than you ever had in your life 6. ??? 7. Profit Ladies and gentlemen, this guy(?) has his shit squared tucked away. Fixed |
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Posted: 11/3/2014 3:45:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He is going to give Tim a run for his money this year. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This drastically changes my Cola Warrior camping plans.  He is going to give Tim a run for his money this year. |
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Posted: 11/3/2014 4:03:56 AM EDT
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I went as James Yeager so im pretty sure that counts.
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Posted: 11/3/2014 4:43:01 AM EDT
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Is that you Lola?
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