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Posted: 10/31/2014 9:27:54 PM EDT
They don't even say trick or treat or even thank you. Fuck them and their Mamas who drove them across town.
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Quoted: They don't even say trick or treat or even thank you. Fuck them and their Mamas who drove them across town. View Quote |
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Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck are you giving them anything? No shit. Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em. You know, Taco Bell hot sauce packets look a lot like candy if you only see them for half a second when they're falling into the bag. |
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Should have bought black liquorish and other terrible candy to give then. Or give them apples.
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Kids with shitty costumes and fsa attitude get tricked instead of treated
grab your candy bucket and act like youre gonna give them some and then pull out the silly string and spray the shit out of them yell TRICKED YA!!! and tell em to get better costumes if they want treats from your house. Disclaimer... Ive never done this, im just an internet badass, im not home during trick or treating hours because my kids are still so young that we are toting them around but it sounds fun if you don't end up in a lawsuit |
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I had little fuckers come to my door even though the lights were out. Checked out the window... yep, giant caravan of kids not even remotely dressed up and a line of SUV's taking them block to block at 9pm.
What the fuck do people teach their kids. Yes, I'm a scrooge, but technically we were supposed to be heading out early this evening and got delayed so we didn't have anything to give anyway. Last time we DID attempt to give candy out, it was a debacle. Got cussed at by some little shits because they didn't get the second fistful of candy they demanded. Yes. Demanded. I felt sorry for the few actual neighborhood kids and their parents who made the effort. |
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I'm alone this year, so I turned off the light.
I can hear all the kids having fun around the neighborhood. But not a single knock or ring of the bell yet. I'm amazed. Probably just jinxed it.
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Bunch of selfish pricks around here. If I lived in a shitty neighborhood I'd take my kids to the good part of town also for trick or treating where it's probably safe.
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Bunch of selfish pricks around here. If I lived in a shitty neighborhood I'd take my kids to the good part of town also for trick or treating where it's probably safe. View Quote Yeah, so selfish to not want to be berated by little hoodlums because they only got as much candy as the next kid. What assholes we are. ETA: I can't believe I missed the opportunity to give the assholes little bags of sugar free gummy bears... that'd learn 'em! |
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You know, Taco Bell hot sauce packets look a lot like candy if you only see them for half a second when they're falling into the bag. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck are you giving them anything? No shit. Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em. You know, Taco Bell hot sauce packets look a lot like candy if you only see them for half a second when they're falling into the bag. Hmmm.... Thanks for that. |
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Give 'em condoms. Maybe you'll help prevent a few from making more FSA. But what do I know. Stupid kids can't even find my house. |
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I knew there was going to be at least one of these threads again.
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Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why the fuck are you giving them anything? No shit. Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em. This is a funny and good idea. Luckily, the 'hood' 17 and 18 year olds didn't stop by the house this Halloween. Its over and we didn't have even one visitor. I'm guessing that the economy got better and the hood rats had to move, or were kicked, out of the area? |
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View Quote That is an awesome idea! Lucky for them I would have to live 200 miles from here before I could find anyone to pawn it off on. |
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I keep candy bars that are about 3 years old in a different bucket, just for those
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I picked up 250 "Have you met my friend Jesus" pamphlets and that's what goes into the unfamiliar hood rats trick r treat bags. Maybe a fist full of opened candy corn. Trick mother fucker!
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Those little fuckers tried running away with Old Glory because they didn't find their two pieces of candy to be enough...
Halloween in the Ghetto |
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Valentines day candy for anyone over the age of 12 not in a costume. View Quote The teenagers who take the time to put together a good costume, I'll treat. Your dad's field jacket =/= costume. The ones who don't dress up get leftover ketchup packets from my fast food meals over the year. |
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Don't know them, don't give. Don't people even try to guess who's under the costumes anymore? |
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They don't even say trick or treat or even thank you. Fuck them and their Mamas who drove them across town. View Quote I didn't seem to have that problem. The oldest kid was maybe 12-14 and lives around the corner. If she is out when I am walking my dogs, she usually talks to them. (one of them has "gone visiting" and really likes kids) She was with some younger kids taking them around. Some of you people live in bad neighborhoods or get way too worked up, possibly both. ETA, Black licorice sucks. |
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We had a lot of good kids and good parents tonight. More said "trick or treat" and "thank you" than in any years past.
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