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Posted: 10/31/2014 9:27:54 PM EDT
They don't even say trick or treat or even thank you.  Fuck them and their Mamas who drove them across town.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:28:52 PM EDT
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Why the fuck are you giving them anything?
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:31:28 PM EDT
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Stale candy ?





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It's a chaotic world out there.  Trick or treating gives them a sense of normalcy, at least that's what I've been told here in another thread.  Did the women want you to put it in there purses?
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:33:51 PM EDT
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No shit.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:35:01 PM EDT
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No shit.

Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:36:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:37:40 PM EDT
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Arfcom is fucking weird on Halloween
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:37:46 PM EDT
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I cup a raw egg and put it in the bag.



 
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:38:06 PM EDT
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Halloween is fucking weird.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:38:26 PM EDT
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dress up as officer Wilson, maybe?
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:38:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:41:00 PM EDT
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Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em.
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No shit.

Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em.

You know, Taco Bell hot sauce packets look a lot like candy if you only see them for half a second when they're falling into the bag.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:43:31 PM EDT
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90% of the candy on the shelf this year is from last year.

I thought everyone knew this.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:45:54 PM EDT
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They are dressed up as some kind of early hominid.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:47:38 PM EDT
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Should have bought black liquorish and other terrible candy to give then. Or give them apples.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:54:56 PM EDT
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Black Licorice is awesome.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:58:39 PM EDT
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No, they get two year old candy.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:00:04 PM EDT
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Black Licorice is awesome.
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Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:09:06 PM EDT
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Kids with shitty costumes and fsa attitude get tricked instead of treated


grab your candy bucket and act like youre gonna give them some and then pull out the silly string and spray the shit out of them



yell TRICKED YA!!!   and tell em to get better costumes if they want treats from your house.



Disclaimer...  Ive never done this, im just an internet badass, im not home during trick or treating hours because my kids are still so young that we are toting them around but it sounds fun if you don't end up in a lawsuit
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:11:49 PM EDT
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I had little fuckers come to my door even though the lights were out. Checked out the window... yep, giant caravan of kids not even remotely dressed up and a line of SUV's taking them block to block at 9pm.
What the fuck do people teach their kids.

Yes, I'm a scrooge, but technically we were supposed to be heading out early this evening and got delayed so we didn't have anything to give anyway.

Last time we DID attempt to give candy out, it was a debacle. Got cussed at by some little shits because they didn't get the second fistful of candy they demanded. Yes. Demanded. I felt sorry for the few actual neighborhood kids and their parents who made the effort.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:14:49 PM EDT
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I'm alone this year, so I turned off the light.  



I can hear all the kids having fun around the neighborhood.   But not a single knock or ring of the bell yet.  I'm amazed.  Probably just jinxed it.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:15:16 PM EDT
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FPFNI
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:17:31 PM EDT
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Bunch of selfish pricks around here. If I lived in a shitty neighborhood I'd take my kids to the good part of town also for trick or treating where it's probably safe.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:18:32 PM EDT
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Yeah, so selfish to not want to be berated by little hoodlums because they only got as much candy as the next kid. What assholes we are.


ETA: I can't believe I missed the opportunity to give the assholes little bags of sugar free gummy bears... that'd learn 'em!
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:23:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:27:19 PM EDT
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No shit.

Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em.

You know, Taco Bell hot sauce packets look a lot like candy if you only see them for half a second when they're falling into the bag.


Hmmm....    Thanks for that.


Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:28:38 PM EDT
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fixed
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:28:57 PM EDT
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Give 'em condoms.  Maybe you'll help prevent a few from making more FSA.

But what do I know.  Stupid kids can't even find my house.

Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:32:38 PM EDT
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this.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:39:39 PM EDT
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No shit.

Some stale candy will got into their bag, and at the end of the night they'll have no idea who they got it from. That'll show 'em.


This is a funny and good idea.

Luckily, the 'hood' 17 and 18 year olds didn't stop by the house this Halloween.  Its over and we didn't have even one visitor.  I'm guessing that the economy got better and the hood rats had to move, or were kicked, out of the area?
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:51:27 PM EDT
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Give 'em condoms.  Maybe you'll help prevent a few from making more FSA.

But what do I know.  Stupid kids can't even find my house.

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You sir, know more than you think.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:55:17 PM EDT
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That is an awesome idea!  Lucky for them I would have to live 200 miles from here before I could find anyone to pawn it off on.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:56:04 PM EDT
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Its early...

Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:58:34 PM EDT
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I keep candy bars that are about 3 years old in a different bucket, just for those
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:00:21 PM EDT
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I picked up 250 "Have you met my friend Jesus" pamphlets and that's what goes into the unfamiliar hood rats trick r treat bags. Maybe a fist full of opened candy corn. Trick mother fucker!
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:01:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:11:14 PM EDT
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Self preservation.   I have a nice house full of nice stuff.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:13:19 PM EDT
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No, it isn't.  
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:20:55 PM EDT
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Valentines day candy for anyone over the age of 12
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:27:15 PM EDT
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Those little fuckers tried running away with Old Glory because they didn't find their two pieces of candy to be enough...


Halloween in the Ghetto
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:32:57 PM EDT
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The teenagers who take the time to put together a good costume, I'll treat.  Your dad's field jacket =/= costume.

The ones who don't dress up get leftover ketchup packets from my fast food meals over the year.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:36:31 PM EDT
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Fuck them.. feed em fish heads.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:41:46 PM EDT
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Don't know them, don't give.


Don't people even try to guess who's under the costumes anymore?


Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:52:14 PM EDT
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I didn't seem to have that problem.  The oldest kid was maybe 12-14 and lives around the corner.  If she is out when I am walking my dogs, she usually talks to them.  (one of them has "gone visiting" and really likes kids)  She was with some younger kids taking them around. Some of you people live in bad neighborhoods or get way too worked up, possibly both.

ETA, Black licorice sucks.
Link Posted: 11/1/2014 12:10:41 AM EDT
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We had a lot of good kids and good parents tonight.  More said "trick or treat" and "thank you" than in any years past.  





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