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Posted: 10/31/2014 8:57:19 AM EDT
I was vacationing in Southern California this week and got tickets to go on Jimmy Kimmel live. They sat us in the front row center, just a few feet from where Jimmy gives his monologue. During the commercial, Jimmy asked me where I'm from and what Daytona is like. I told him a story about my motorcycle (how I fell just after I bought a brand new Harley and quickly sold it) then he asked me about my job as a food salesman, how it works and he wanted to know what was safe to eat we talked for 5 minutes and they had the microphone and camera on me.
Very cool experience.

Nicole Kidman was one of the guests. She looked good
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:05:31 AM EDT
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Did you throw in a chili beans/no beans reference?


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Haha no, it was on the spot, but I told him to avoid meatloaf, soup of the day, and the chef's special. I speak from experience.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:18:34 AM EDT
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He's my favorite late night show host.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:18:48 AM EDT
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Did she do this?
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Giggity!



 
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:29:46 AM EDT
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I went to Conan's show last year in Burbank.  It was interesting because they walk you through the lot to get to the studio and you can see other studios where they are shooting television shows.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:31:38 AM EDT
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Sorry, when I hear the name Kimmel, I think of the admiral in charge of the Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor.
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That looked incredibly awkward.
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So OP, did you tell Jimmy about being in your "pussy prime", or did you choose to witness to him about your Lord and Savior?
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 9:55:52 AM EDT
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Came here to post this.
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So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:06:21 AM EDT
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Cool story, bro.

Really.
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So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!

Op posted once about being in his "pussy prime", next week he was talking about witnessing to his half-sister. Another thread he was talking about his first date being no longer than an hour, weeding out the "free meal tickets" and then "hitting and quitting it."

op is quite the contradiction.  If I wasn't, ahem, on an "other site to be here" I'd provide links.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:14:00 AM EDT
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That's pretty cool.
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So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!


Meh, silly arfcom drama.

Some people post contradictory threads, some people have tens of thousands of posts but don't own guns.

We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.
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Wow, hold grudges much?
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Grudge or not, as a christian you shouldn't be openly bragging about sexual promiscuity.
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FIFY
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Came here to post this.


So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!

Op posted once about being in his "pussy prime", next week he was talking about witnessing to his half-sister. Another thread he was talking about his first date being no longer than an hour, weeding out the "free meal tickets" and then "hitting and quitting it."

op is quite the contradiction.  If I wasn't, ahem, on an "other site to be here" I'd provide links.


Thanks for the info. I had hopes for the OP, the Five Solas are inspirational to be sure... Some people just have to be everything to everyone.
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agreed.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:54:54 AM EDT
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Very cool OP. Kimmel seems like a down to earth kind of guy. He has a better variety of guests on then Fallon, and they do a lot of funny sketches on his program.
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Fallon just strikes me as a douche, I can't stand him. Kimmel seems alright and his show can be pretty entertaining.



 
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 10:56:25 AM EDT
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LOL...this thread is growing legs.
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FIFY


This x 10000.

OP needs to sort this out and determine which path he's going to take. The behavior described above is lukewarm.

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Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:00:57 AM EDT
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Meh, silly arfcom drama.

Some people post contradictory threads,some people have tens of thousands of posts but don't own guns.

We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.
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Came here to post this.


So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!


Meh, silly arfcom drama.

Some people post contradictory threads,some people have tens of thousands of posts but don't own guns.

We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.




Im here for the chili how to's..
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:07:34 AM EDT
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op is quite the contradiction.  If I wasn't, ahem, on an "other site to be here" I'd provide links.
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So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!

Op posted once about being in his "pussy prime", next week he was talking about witnessing to his half-sister. Another thread he was talking about his first date being no longer than an hour, weeding out the "free meal tickets" and then "hitting and quitting it."

op is quite the contradiction.  If I wasn't, ahem, on an "other site to be here" I'd provide links.

Let's not forget about his quest to find a good, Christian woman, never mind that he loses interest quickly and prefers to hit it and quit it.
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I'm here to be a jackass.



 
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So OP, did you tell Jimmy about being in your "pussy prime", or did you choose to witness to him about your Lord and Savior?

Came here to post this.


So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!


Meh, silly arfcom drama.

Some people post contradictory threads,some people have tens of thousands of posts but don't own guns.

We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.




Im here for the chili how to's..


If we can figure this beans thing out, it just might change history.
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Is somebody going to post some links or what?
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Let's keep that from happening.

I want OP to explain his hypocrisy.

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Let's keep that from happening.

I want OP to explain his hypocrisy.

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He never does. He just abandons thread.

"Hit it and quit it" is more of a life motto than a dating strategy for him.
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So OP, did you tell Jimmy about being in your "pussy prime", or did you choose to witness to him about your Lord and Savior?

Came here to post this.


So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!


Meh, silly arfcom drama.

Some people post contradictory threads,some people have tens of thousands of posts but don't own guns.

We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.




Im here for the chili how to's..


I'm here to meet chicks...
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:23:59 AM EDT
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God made OP that way. Let him celebrate.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:30:10 AM EDT
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Maybe he was just ministering to the needy.

Judge ye not least ye be judged and all
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Meh, silly arfcom drama.

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We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.
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Came here to post this.


So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!


Meh, silly arfcom drama.

Some people post contradictory threads, some people have tens of thousands of posts but don't own guns.

We all live in glass houses, but still some like to throw stones.

Yeah about that.  

1) I'm trying to save up money so I can a) move out so I can have my own place and guns.  Not easy when the economy is in the shitter and McDonald's managers make more than me.
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Wow, hold grudges much?

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Agreed, and I was wrong for doing it, and I stopped. I'm a sinner, repented, and will turn my back from doing that again. Not one Christian is perfect. And those who think they're not sinning in some form have blinders on.
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Gimme a second. Just got home from the hospital.

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Agreed, and I was wrong for doing it, and I stopped. I'm a sinner, repented, and will turn my back from doing that again. Not one Christian is perfect. And those who think they're not sinning in some form have blinders on.
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Wow, hold grudges much?

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Agreed, and I was wrong for doing it, and I stopped. I'm a sinner, repented, and will turn my back from doing that again. Not one Christian is perfect. And those who think they're not sinning in some form have blinders on.


But dude, you have been here A YEAR, and your login was "FiveSolas76" from the start. That's not "I'm imperfect", that's "I know better, but I want to seem cool in front of the cool kids". Which is just sad.

A man with your username should show his integrity.
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But dude, you have been here A YEAR, and your login was "FiveSolas76" from the start. That's not "I'm imperfect", that's "I know better, but I want to seem cool in front of the cool kids". Which is just sad.

A man with your username should show his integrity.
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Wow, hold grudges much?

  Grudge or not, as a christian you shouldn't be openly bragging about sexual promiscuity.


Agreed, and I was wrong for doing it, and I stopped. I'm a sinner, repented, and will turn my back from doing that again. Not one Christian is perfect. And those who think they're not sinning in some form have blinders on.


But dude, you have been here A YEAR, and your login was "FiveSolas76" from the start. That's not "I'm imperfect", that's "I know better, but I want to seem cool in front of the cool kids". Which is just sad.

A man with your username should show his integrity.

What is his username supposed to mean?
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:53:29 AM EDT
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Don't talk before the first date. Exchange a quick email, or text to set up a time and place.

First date should not last more then an hour and should be coffee only. No sense wasting money. Weeds out the free meal tickets.

I don't think I've been on an online date with a normal chick yet. They are all full of the crazy.

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He gets called out by PlaneJane here:
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It's not that we hold grudges, but no one likes a hypocrite.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_solae

And besides, I'm more of a Dr. Drew kind of guy myself.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 11:55:34 AM EDT
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I'm so glad to see all the perfect snowflakes on GD that just love jumping on people.   $24 a year to keep my ignore list alive is well worth it.
Link Posted: 10/31/2014 12:04:11 PM EDT
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Ahh yes, the women of ARFCOM rarely disappoint.





Link Posted: 10/31/2014 12:08:19 PM EDT
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Well, this thread got good.
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Op posted once about being in his "pussy prime", next week he was talking about witnessing to his half-sister. Another thread he was talking about his first date being no longer than an hour, weeding out the "free meal tickets" and then "hitting and quitting it."

op is quite the contradiction.  If I wasn't, ahem, on an "other site to be here" I'd provide links.
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Came here to post this.


So much happens when I'm not paying attention...!

Op posted once about being in his "pussy prime", next week he was talking about witnessing to his half-sister. Another thread he was talking about his first date being no longer than an hour, weeding out the "free meal tickets" and then "hitting and quitting it."

op is quite the contradiction.  If I wasn't, ahem, on an "other site to be here" I'd provide links.


and so now you stalk him from thread to thread about it?  Lame.

I was on one of those cheaply produced local network kids' shows when I was about 6.
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Fallon just strikes me as a douche, I can't stand him. Kimmel seems alright and his show can be pretty entertaining.
 
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Very cool OP. Kimmel seems like a down to earth kind of guy. He has a better variety of guests on then Fallon, and they do a lot of funny sketches on his program.

Fallon just strikes me as a douche, I can't stand him. Kimmel seems alright and his show can be pretty entertaining.
 


I just hate how Fallon is always busting up at his own jokes before he even finishes them.  He ruined skits on SNL with that, and most of those skits already sucked anyway.
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Just here to say Conan > Kimmel > Fallon > Letterman.
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