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Thought I could land an F4 that was on fire. How'd that go? Splattered it on the runway and slid 6,000' in a pile of junk. Thank you for your tax dollars. pics? |
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I dropped a wrench down this really expensive thing at it took a really long time to get it out. When we got it out the boss fired me, so I dropped the wrench back down the really expensive thing.
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I dropped a wrench down this really expensive thing at it took a really long time to get it out. When we got it out the boss fired me, so I dropped the wrench back down the really expensive thing. View Quote Hey, I read about you in several threads on here, posted by several different people. You must be popular. |
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Wow, there are some amazing fuckups in this thread! I feel much better about some of my near career-enders now!
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mistakenly called 911 on my first day at a job trying to call long distance
Tried to remote bounce a port on a Cisco switch (shut, no shut) when the router was connected through that port. Basically took the store down until I found someone's cell phone number in an old ticket to call. Blew a halon bottle in an Abrams by rotating the turret and forgetting I had not bolted some screen guards back in place between the turret and hull. Guards got bent to hell and snagged a halon bottle discharge linkage. A $5000 mistake that deadlined the tank. Oops. At least I wasn't the guy who forget he dropped a bolt into the airbox outlet right where the turbine engine inlet fits into thus completely destroying an AGT1500 Abrams engine. 18 years later I bet that guy can still feel the damage to his asshole. |
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Knocked over an entire pallet of eggs in the dairy cooler. Wow, that was a mess. . . .
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Tried to remote bounce a port on a Cisco switch (shut, no shut) when the router was connected through that port. Basically took the store down until I found someone's cell phone number in an old ticket to call. View Quote (config-if) # do reload in 1 Reload scheduled in 1 minute by console Proceed with reload? [confirm] (config-if) # shut (config-if) # no shut (config-if) # do reload cancel *** *** — SHUTDOWN ABORTED — *** (config-if) # Learned that one the hard way, myself. I do the above whenever I'm working on a device I'm not local to, where there's even the slightest possibility that I could make it inaccessible from where I'm at (like working on interfaces). |
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Thought I could land an F4 that was on fire. How'd that go? Splattered it on the runway and slid 6,000' in a pile of junk. Thank you for your tax dollars. pics? My ex took them. Probably in a landfill somewhere. I still have the tailhook point. Too heavy for her to lift. |
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During a remodel, I moved a ladies china cabinet by myself because my lazy ass co-worker couldn't be found (smoke break...again)
Didn't realize it was a two piece, top and bottom Top tipped over, crashed to the ground and all 4 shelves of every piece of irreplaceable heirloom china and leaded crystal stem wear broke into a million pieces She took it like a champ though and the companies insurance paid her (how much I don't know, in the thousands I'm sure) I kept my job surprisingly, but the guilt and embarrassment of that incident had me looking for another job soon after that |
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(config-if) # do reload in 1 Reload scheduled in 1 minute by console Proceed with reload? [confirm] (config-if) # shut (config-if) # no shut (config-if) # do reload cancel *** *** — SHUTDOWN ABORTED — *** (config-if) # Learned that one the hard way, myself. I do the above whenever I'm working on a device I'm not local to, where there's even the slightest possibility that I could make it inaccessible from where I'm at (like working on interfaces). View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Tried to remote bounce a port on a Cisco switch (shut, no shut) when the router was connected through that port. Basically took the store down until I found someone's cell phone number in an old ticket to call. (config-if) # do reload in 1 Reload scheduled in 1 minute by console Proceed with reload? [confirm] (config-if) # shut (config-if) # no shut (config-if) # do reload cancel *** *** — SHUTDOWN ABORTED — *** (config-if) # Learned that one the hard way, myself. I do the above whenever I'm working on a device I'm not local to, where there's even the slightest possibility that I could make it inaccessible from where I'm at (like working on interfaces). I do the same thing on remote linux machines when changing firewall settings. |
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I had an exploration team and their rig working for me on contract on a gold mine, I gave them a dated copy of the drilling plan and they ended up drilling an exploration hole in the wrong direction.
It still hit mine-able grade gold ore, I was not fired.
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I pulled the hot "on-the-air" synchronous signal amplifier out of the approach radar stack about ten minutes after sunset in the Persian Gulf while an aircraft was in the pattern landing.
Thankfully the guy on the stick was the squadron skipper and he landed just fine but it was risky. The reason is long and complex but I was told by a whole string of people and shown on a diagram (that was wrong) that the sync amp wasn't on-line. They hadn't done maintenance on the thing so all four indicator bulbs were all blown. They got two different amplifiers mixed up and didn't know which was which. They had blown one in the primary stack so they were on the secondary stack ... and told me I could salvage an unused dark amp over there in the corner. I went to work pulling it out - that was the secondary stack's and was busy running the glide slope. Apparently one of the hardest times to land is minutes after sunset as the aircraft are flying around in the sunlight at altitude and come down into the earth's shadow to land on the rolling/pitching running deck of the carrier. I could have killed someone - or a bunch of someone's - and destroyed the aircraft too. I could have killed the four or five people that I was helping who told me and then proved to me in their crappy documentation that the amp was out-of-service. |
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I pulled the hot "on-the-air" synchronous signal amplifier out of the approach radar stack about ten minutes after sunset in the Persian Gulf while an aircraft was in the pattern landing. Thankfully the guy on the stick was the squadron skipper and he landed just fine but it was risky. The reason is long and complex but I was told by a whole string of people and shown on a diagram (that was wrong) that the sync amp wasn't on-line. They hadn't done maintenance on the thing so all four indicator bulbs were all blown. They got two different amplifiers mixed up and didn't know which was which. They had blown one in the primary stack so they were on the secondary stack ... and told me I could salvage an unused dark amp over there in the corner. I went to work pulling it out - that was the secondary stack's and was busy running the glide slope. Apparently one of the hardest times to land is minutes after sunset as the aircraft are flying around in the sunlight at altitude and come down into the earth's shadow to land on the rolling/pitching running deck of the carrier. I could have killed someone - or a bunch of someone's - and destroyed the aircraft too. I could have killed the four or five people that I was helping who told me and then proved to me in their crappy documentation that the amp was out-of-service. View Quote That's...that's a biggun'. Any lessons learned? |
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recommended, no, advocated for what turned out to be a bad hire.
Other than that, not putting the cover on my TPS reports. |
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Worked in an exhibit shop. Needed five different signs made.
Order said five of each. Got 25 rather expensive signs instead of 5. I got a pass because on the day it happened my boss' husband crippled some kid He had built a table mounted press to emboss kid's "passports" for the zoo exhibit we were building. He didn't follow my drawing and left all the guards off. 1st kid to try it put her paper in the press and her dad bashed it, taking her fingertip off. |
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I transported a Sexually Violent Predator to a Doctors appointment. Unfortunately it was a day earlier than it was supposed to be!!! Yes I made it through the Sallie Port/security no questions asked!!!
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I can relate to the database screwups. I deleted a years worth of financial transactions from a live database and retrieved them from a backup in the span of about 10 minutes. No one else noticed. :)
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Expensive diagnostic equipment, broke one and lost one off the bucket truck in the same week.
I got a "You've been having a bad week try not to do that anymore...mmm-k" They liked me. |
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Tripped a switch that took the whole data center floor down.
IT folks were unpleased. |
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I transported a Sexually Violent Predator to a Doctors appointment. Unfortunately it was a day earlier than it was supposed to be!!! Yes I made it through the Sallie Port/security no questions asked!!! I'll bet procedures were updated pretty quick after that. Dumb shits acted like nothing happened. I had to force them to make changes. It was a good thing in the long run as security had become far too lax. |
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That's...that's a biggun'. Any lessons learned? View Quote NEVER TRUST ANYONE IN THE AIR DEPARTMENT. Later on that same cruise the Engineers were having problems with the rudder - those big 20 ton things that keep the 1100 foot long ship from crashing into things and ask my help. I kept my hands in my damn pockets for that one and said a whole lot of "I recommend that you measure this ..." or "I recommend that you try that ..." Air Department came for my help one more time - this time with the system that displays the wind speed across the deck. This is important because aircraft need a certain speed under their wings to you know, fly and shit. The catapult is adjusted to make up the difference between this flight speed and the wind speed. The carrier can, of course, go faster to produce more wind if it needs to. In the Persian Gulf the winds are pretty steady ... but if we're flying a ten hour day we'd end up in Israel if we didn't launch upwind, turn tail and head down wind ... and then recover aircraft again. When you're heading down wind the wind speed ought to drop, when heading into the wind it ought to go up. Scene set. I'm in the main IC shop when all of a sudden the gyro alarm goes off. The alarm that never ever EVER goes off .... goes off. I wake from my nap and find that the whole damn IC switch board is lit up like a Christmas tree with blown fuses - about 60-80 fuses have blown in the compass, underwater log (water speed), the wind direction, the wind speed ... every circuit that combat systems uses to launch missiles back at the bad guys. WTF? While my guys are rounding up every spare fuse in the USN I start to think what would cause this. The only places that all the circuits come together is up in the flag and ship's bridges. The flag bridge is on the 06 level (six stories above the flight deck) so I make the 13 stories of stairs up to that bridge first. There's an idiot there with a screw driver and a bottle of Brasso (brass shining fluid) sitting with about 90 circuits worth of combat systems fuses pulled out of the pretty brass fuse board. Seems that it was hard to shine the brass with all the fuses safely in the panel so he took it upon himself to pull the live power panel (~300 volts of signal) and to pull out +180 live fused circuits blowing about half of them. I asked the boy "do you go to church services on Sunday?". "Why yes Master Chief" I said "set those wires down on your lap as carefully as possible and step away from them" I figured if the lord didn't take him with all that power I shouldn't. I had three guys with rubber gloves and matting on the deck re-assemble the fuse panel and put it back in the wall. It took hours. Looked really shiny when it was done. Later that night .... Air Department comes to me asking if I have any spare fuses since my men have robbed every shop on the ship for fuses. I say sure. They replace their fuses while I watch them. I look over at the wind speed indicator and notice that it isn't moving off of 20 knots. I look outside and it doesn't look like 20 knots worth of wind (25 mph). I ask for a screw driver and put my finger on the needle - if the system is live and working it shouldn't/can't move ... it moves under my finger. I set the wind speed to 75 knots as a warning to everyone looking at the 50 or so indicators around the ship that the system is broken until I can spread the word. Of course you'd need about half a brain to figure out that the wind was closer to 5-10 knots and not gail force winds of 85 mph ... I quickly climb the six flights of stairs to the Primary Flight Control and tell the Air Boss that the wind speed system is broken and to use the handheld backups. I drop down a flight of stairs and let the ship's Captain and Navigator know too. They had been flying aircraft for 8-10 hours that day and not noticed that the system was down, that the wind hadn't changed speed once by even a knot in all that time. I ended up getting my ass chewed out for setting the speed to 75 knots as I could have hurt someone doing that. I asked that the 10 hours of flight operations prior to that with flat out wrong indications wasn't the dangerous thing ... that setting the indicator to an outrageous number and within 20 seconds telling the Air Boss was? Lesson learned - stay in Combat Systems where the smarter people work. |
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Shut down a multi million dollar manufacturing process for a few days. Wasn't my screw up, but I was the one who hit the big red button. I saw the valves lining up and hit it before about $10mil of product went down the drain. Automation engineers who wrote that got canned for falsifying documentation IIRC.
Not a professional mistake, but built a motor for a friends racecar after the current one let go. Ran break in oil and took it to the dyno. New motor let go on the dyno, windowed the block, because of a mistake I made. The part that butters my bread is that I freaking knew better than to do what I did that caused the failure. Block wasn't salveagable, but other parts were, so I paid for necessary parts and did the tune for free.
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I was doing a rear main seal on a crv, Bolting the trans back up , the torque converter wasent all the way seated. Ended up cracking the engine block. That cost me 3 days of work. Customer got a new engine free of charge. Never will make that mistake again.
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I solicit commercial loan business for a bank. I made a $5 million loan to a businessman I had known for years. He committed fraud and took my bank for $4 million. I am still employed by this bank. The fraud was amazingly complex and involved a third party. We will recover a good portion of the loss but it will take years. I am about ready to retire, I have done this since '78 and I have to say this was the most difficult period of my career. It about killed me, when the initial legal bs was over and I could go home, I went to a cardiologist and had a catherization test and had 4 stents installed. Moral of the story; do not ever ignore chest pain or gut feelings.
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In front of a lot of people, argued with a high paid outside consultant that was favored by many in management. Wasn't fired but it was a career killer that had me at a new job soon thereafter. Sometimes being correct isn't enough, you also have to keep your mouth shut.
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1.7 miles horizontal and about 700 feet vertical between an FK27 and a BE58. Should have been at least 3 miles or 1000 feet minimum.
Not really all that close and neither of them even knew it but..... Took a few years off my life for sure |
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I think my most memorable was tripping on a floor tile and breaking off the fiber on a oc-48 View Quote Lol... wasn't my screw up (someone in our department); but our crew repaired it. Someone cleared a contractor to cut a small fiber optic line and remove about a half mile of cable, 286 10 gig circuits went down for about 6 hours. My biggest was a miss understanding of a pathway that brought down "hard" a pathway to "the cloud" which rippled the servers for about a week. Cost estimates after all the meetings were in the lower 6 figures. <my bad> I'm so lucky, I've cut cables in Corpus that've brought down people in Dallas. (Un)fortunately it is part of my job duties. |
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Thought I could land an F4 that was on fire. How'd that go? Splattered it on the runway and slid 6,000' in a pile of junk. Thank you for your tax dollars. Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. |
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Bradley rollover.
Fucking driver fell asleep and drove us into a huge hole. I happened to be scanning to our 9 at the time, and hadn't looked to our 12 for a few minutes. All three of us got to stand outside the track, pulling security for about 30 minutes until a dismount squad came out to help secure the area. Took the 88 and a Hercules 3 hours to get the track out of the hole. |
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Ripped through a 20" water main with a directional boring machine on an AF base.
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Quoted: you win probably I once buried a d9L up to the final drive but wasn't really my fault was a squishy void underneath View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Getting Hired? you win probably I once buried a d9L up to the final drive but wasn't really my fault was a squishy void underneath |
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Getting Hired? you win probably I once buried a d9L up to the final drive but wasn't really my fault was a squishy void underneath I do, but I can google keywords |
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Thought I could land an F4 that was on fire. How'd that go? Splattered it on the runway and slid 6,000' in a pile of junk. Thank you for your tax dollars. It was on fire. It was going to be junk no matter what you did. Ejecting may have made it junk in someone's roof. |
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I sent out a load of hazordous material with no paperwork. They blamed it on the higher ups not scheduling the loads properly.
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