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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:32:49 PM EDT
They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina....
She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Eta pic. 
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:34:39 PM EDT
[#1]
this has a lot of potential
ETA: why the cool pack? |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:35:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Screw it doesn't want to work.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:36:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Vagina you say?
I'm way in on this thread
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:36:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damnit hold on... But i'm almost there!
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:37:33 PM EDT
[#5]
pics
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:38:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
But i'm almost there! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Damnit hold on... But i'm almost there! Things all fucky. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:39:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Guessing she just gave birth.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:40:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Vagina? I've heard of those...sounds scary though.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:40:43 PM EDT
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If you're bored and want to kill some time you could ask one of the nurses, while coughing profusely, if it's bad to have blood coming from your eyes.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:42:27 PM EDT
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Vagina you say? I'm way in on this thread I read OP's other thread and was going to say something about how you might want to think twice about asking, but then seeing your avatar, you wouldn't care anyway. 
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:43:53 PM EDT
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this has a lot of potential ETA: why the cool pack? Forgot to spit on it and caused some tearing. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:44:47 PM EDT
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They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina.... She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Now you're on THAT list. How does it feel?
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:45:04 PM EDT
[#13]
yup, pics plox |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:48:48 PM EDT
[#14]
pics....of icepack?
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:52:57 PM EDT
[#15]
Popsicles are far more effective for that particular use.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:53:25 PM EDT
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pics....of icepack? in, or out of play? |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 2:58:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Vagina? I've heard of those...sounds scary though. They can be, & when they get old they grow teeth.  |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:00:36 PM EDT
[#18]
this too interests me.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:01:33 PM EDT
[#19]
OP are you claiming you have long term skills
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:19:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Nurse asked if I was out hunting......no bitch this is how I normally dress.
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:22:04 PM EDT
[#21]
This thread has potential. Pics?
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:30:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Pics or it never happened.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:32:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nurse asked if I was out hunting......no bitch this is how I normally dress. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Think she meant hunting pussy, since your's will be layed up for the next few weeks. She wants some of that Kolat
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:33:59 PM EDT
[#24]
This has potential for some COC pics OP |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:38:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Fuck with the Drs , fuck with the billing dept , fuck with the rent a cops and whoever else you want but DONT FUCK WITH THE NURSES! .
They have the power to get things done and they also have the power to bring the whole show to a crawl |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:40:18 PM EDT
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I went to the Dr yesterday. When the nurse came to get me out of the waiting room, she asked me if I got the questionnaire filled out. I handed it to her and said "yeah, but I don't remember the date of my last pas smear". After about 10 seconds of awkward silence I said "you know that was a joke, right?". The woman behind the desk laughed like she had been holding it in for 10 seconds but the nurse did not find it funny at all. Lol!
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:41:20 PM EDT
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Think she meant hunting pussy, since your's will be layed up for the next few weeks. She wants some of that Kolat Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Nurse asked if I was out hunting......no bitch this is how I normally dress. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Think she meant hunting pussy, since your's will be layed up for the next few weeks. She wants some of that Kolat Never failing to amuse 
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:44:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina.... She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I was wearing this Marshals and rent a cops were all giving me the   |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:47:30 PM EDT
[#29]
Technically its more like around 90% of a binary explosive, right? Maybe they were disapproving of your math skills.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:50:01 PM EDT
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"im allergic to Tylenol, my regular doctor says I can only have the oxycodone"
I always laugh when I hear that. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 3:56:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina.... She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile no pix?
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:04:35 PM EDT
[#32]
There are rules for a reason
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:07:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Vagina, binary explosives, nurses, claymores. This thread has potential.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:08:59 PM EDT
[#34]
Added pic
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:09:14 PM EDT
[#35]
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My wife the other day decided we needed to stop at the federal building to get her SS card name changed , since we were gonna be close running errands I was wearing this Marshals and rent a cops were all giving me the
http://i62.tinypic.com/16712u1.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina.... She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. I was wearing this Marshals and rent a cops were all giving me the
http://i62.tinypic.com/16712u1.jpg Nice shirt. ETA: Beautiful family, OP! Congratulations! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:11:33 PM EDT
[#36]
Congrats! |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:12:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Nice looking family you got there OP. Congrats.
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"im allergic to Tylenol, my regular doctor says I can only have the oxycodone" I always laugh when I hear that. Can't really blame them there. I had hurt my back several years ago and ended up with a kidney stone at the same time. Percocet made me feel like Superman. I hate hydrocodone though, I never even bother to fill it. I'll take an ibuprofen instead. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:16:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Take that hat off and police that beard.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:16:16 PM EDT
[#39]
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Vagina, binary explosives, nurses, claymores. This thread has potential. Yep. Really hits all the GD hot buttons. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:16:59 PM EDT
[#40]
Congratulations!!!
I wonder how many folks there have a clue what the "green box" is. 
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:17:54 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm sure she dreamed of the day you would post her face to Arfcom while talking about her sore vagina.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:18:59 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife the other day decided we needed to stop at the federal building to get her SS card name changed , since we were gonna be close running errands I was wearing this Marshals and rent a cops were all giving me the http://i62.tinypic.com/16712u1.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina.... She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I was wearing this Marshals and rent a cops were all giving me the http://i62.tinypic.com/16712u1.jpg i have the same one, i hate that thin silk material.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:19:29 PM EDT
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Nice looking family you got there OP. Congrats.
Can't really blame them there. I had hurt my back several years ago and ended up with a kidney stone at the same time. Percocet made me feel like Superman. I hate hydrocodone though, I never even bother to fill it. I'll take an ibuprofen instead. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Nice looking family you got there OP. Congrats.
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"im allergic to Tylenol, my regular doctor says I can only have the oxycodone" I always laugh when I hear that. Can't really blame them there. I had hurt my back several years ago and ended up with a kidney stone at the same time. Percocet made me feel like Superman. I hate hydrocodone though, I never even bother to fill it. I'll take an ibuprofen instead. The joke is, Oxy has Tylenol in it. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:22:40 PM EDT
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Congratulations!!! I wonder how many folks there have a clue what the "green box" is. None so far, few comments about it being a cute shirt for a dad to wear. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:22:58 PM EDT
[#45]
Super cute!!!!
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:27:20 PM EDT
[#46]
Very nice. Great lookin family. :)
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:29:41 PM EDT
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None so far, few comments about it being a cute shirt for a dad to wear. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Congratulations!!! I wonder how many folks there have a clue what the "green box" is. None so far, few comments about it being a cute shirt for a dad to wear. FTE. And someone above did comment on it. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:30:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: They put a insta cool pack on the wife's vagina.....I asked how it felt to have half of a binary explosive next to her vagina.... She and the nurses were not amused.....and I'm wearing my claymore surprise shirt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I was wearing this Marshals and rent a cops were all giving me the http://i62.tinypic.com/16712u1.jpg i have the same one, i hate that thin silk material. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:31:16 PM EDT
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I'm sure she dreamed of the day you would post her face to Arfcom while talking about her sore vagina. That was specifically forbidden, verbatim, in our prenups. 
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Posted: 10/30/2014 4:32:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
this has a lot of potential ETA: why the cool pack? I think that little pink thing came out of that other pink thing. |
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