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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:27:57 AM EDT
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He's already got one bitch at home...
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Fury getting a dag?

He's already got one bitch at home...


*snort*



Truth.
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In the spirit of Thursday...

In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony: They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men.

She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.)  A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.

As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the center dancer, release them.  The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.

This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity. The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.

And that, folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok. I bet you never knew this.
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I'd pay to watch that...



Sounds like an excellent cure for boredom
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:29:55 AM EDT
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dude, ich, that's gay
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:30:36 AM EDT
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It's Thursgay.


So it's okay


Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:33:00 AM EDT
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Now he needs one that knows the meaning of loyalty.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:35:41 AM EDT
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Now he needs one that knows the meaning of loyalty.
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Fury getting a dag?


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Now he needs one that knows the meaning of loyalty.
And doesn't piss on the carpet.  



 
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:37:43 AM EDT
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It's Thursgay.


So it's okay
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It's Thursgay.


So it's okay

Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:38:10 AM EDT
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Here have a pic of my finger
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:38:24 AM EDT
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But this one he could teach to <comment withheld to protect the innocent>
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:38:44 AM EDT
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Hence the boredom.


I can only molest myself for so long
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I'm bored as all get out.



Fap



Eh, okay

What are you going to do with the other 23:59:55 of the day?



Hence the boredom.


I can only molest myself for so long

Multiple times?
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:40:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:45:25 AM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/U1Gew.gif


That's just weird
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:46:37 AM EDT
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Later!
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:46:40 AM EDT
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Pumpkin Patrol tonite and tomorrow.  Keep those dang kids from throwing shit off of bridges on the Thruway.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:52:13 AM EDT
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I wish kids would come steal our pumpkins.


Less work for me
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:52:29 AM EDT
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But... but... how much later?!?!?  



 
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:54:34 AM EDT
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Good morning.

Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:55:45 AM EDT
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I wish kids would come steal our pumpkins.



Less work for me
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Pumpkin Patrol tonite and tomorrow.  Keep those dang kids from throwing shit off of bridges on the Thruway.
I wish kids would come steal our pumpkins.



Less work for me
I see them smashed on roads around me, which is usually harmless.  I'd be ok with taking out kids on bridges with pumpkins in their hands, but that's kinda frowned upon.  "NV Pumpkin Sniper Patrol" would be way cooler.  



 
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:07:18 AM EDT
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I need some Cerrosafe
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:10:42 AM EDT
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Sounds dangerous.



 
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Sounds dangerous.
 
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Sounds dangerous.
 


Nah.  About as unexciting as it gets, actually.  Friend of mine has a mystery Mauser that he wants me to sort out.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:12:25 AM EDT
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Mornin'
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:19:48 AM EDT
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Mornin'
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Morning
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:26:27 AM EDT
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I need a winning powerball ticket.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:27:30 AM EDT
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I need a winning powerball ticket.
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I need a winning powerball ticket.


I need your debit card
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:27:49 AM EDT
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Finally got the bugs worked out of my progressive press/bullet feeder/powder drop. My 9mm stash has increased 900%!

Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:28:20 AM EDT
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I need your debit card


Why? So you can continue to have no money?
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:30:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:31:29 AM EDT
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i need a reloading press, and powder, and projectiles, and primers
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:32:03 AM EDT
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and a small reddot, and a scope with 30mm tube...





maybe i just need to win the powerball
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:32:29 AM EDT
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Get in line.  
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:34:20 AM EDT
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Get in line.  
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maybe i just need to win the powerball

Get in line.  

Seriously. I called it first.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:34:42 AM EDT
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That's like a brazilian bollits!!!111oneone



 
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:38:47 AM EDT
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Cerrosafe is cool stuff.  I've only used it a few times but when you need it nothing else will do.

 
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:43:42 AM EDT
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Why? So you can continue to have no money?
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I need a winning powerball ticket.


I need your debit card


Why? So you can continue to have no money?


I'm pulling for you to win the powerball
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:47:22 AM EDT
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I'm pulling for you to win the powerball
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I need a winning powerball ticket.


I need your debit card


Why? So you can continue to have no money?


I'm pulling for you to win the powerball


If I win, I'll buy you a keg of IPA and a case of 17hmr.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:50:36 AM EDT
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What did i miss?
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:52:52 AM EDT
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Dick flapping.  



Stolen from another thread, who stole it from somewhere...





 
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:53:27 AM EDT
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Me?


Good morning, you.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:53:38 AM EDT
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Me I hope.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:54:54 AM EDT
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Me I hope.
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Me I hope.


too slow
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:54:58 AM EDT
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I missed you all, yes.
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too slow
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Me I hope.


too slow


Suck my balls, dog hater.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:57:31 AM EDT
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Suck my balls, dog hater.
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Me I hope.


too slow


Suck my balls, dog hater.

Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:57:32 AM EDT
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Suck my balls, dog hater.
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Me I hope.


too slow


Suck my balls, dog hater.



They are long gone by now
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:57:59 AM EDT
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Suck my balls, dog hater.
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Me I hope.


too slow


Suck my balls, dog hater.

Careful, it IS Thursday...
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:58:20 AM EDT
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They are long gone by now
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Me I hope.


too slow


Suck my balls, dog hater.



They are long gone by now


Suck my neuticles then.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:58:45 AM EDT
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Careful, it IS Thursday...
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Me I hope.


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Suck my balls, dog hater.

Careful, it IS Thursday...

In 24/365, it's always Thursday.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 9:59:05 AM EDT
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You boys are in a naughty, dirty mood today...
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Today does end in "y", so...
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