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In the spirit of Thursday... In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony: They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men. She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.) A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle. As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the center dancer, release them. The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons. This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity. The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King. And that, folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok. I bet you never knew this. View Quote I'd pay to watch that... Sounds like an excellent cure for boredom |
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Hence the boredom. I can only molest myself for so long View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm bored as all get out. Fap Eh, okay What are you going to do with the other 23:59:55 of the day? Hence the boredom. I can only molest myself for so long Multiple times? |
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Fury getting a dag? He's already got one bitch at home... But this one he could teach to <comment withheld to protect the innocent> http://i.imgur.com/U1Gew.gif That's just weird |
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Pumpkin Patrol tonite and tomorrow. Keep those dang kids from throwing shit off of bridges on the Thruway.
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Quoted: I wish kids would come steal our pumpkins. Less work for me View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Pumpkin Patrol tonite and tomorrow. Keep those dang kids from throwing shit off of bridges on the Thruway. Less work for me |
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Nah. About as unexciting as it gets, actually. Friend of mine has a mystery Mauser that he wants me to sort out. |
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Finally got the bugs worked out of my progressive press/bullet feeder/powder drop. My 9mm stash has increased 900%!
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i need a reloading press, and powder, and projectiles, and primers
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and a small reddot, and a scope with 30mm tube...
maybe i just need to win the powerball |
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Why? So you can continue to have no money? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I need some Cerrosafe I need a winning powerball ticket. I need your debit card Why? So you can continue to have no money? I'm pulling for you to win the powerball |
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I'm pulling for you to win the powerball View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I need some Cerrosafe I need a winning powerball ticket. I need your debit card Why? So you can continue to have no money? I'm pulling for you to win the powerball If I win, I'll buy you a keg of IPA and a case of 17hmr. |
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