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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:31:09 PM EDT
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when did the midget eat last?
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:31:59 PM EDT
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A large bird of prey could kill a midget and then rip off an arm or leg to fly away with There is a carry weight limit for birds The worlds smallest woman only weighs 11 pounds. 
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:32:38 PM EDT
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I was at the track several months back and this 10 year old kid was running with his father. I saw this bald eagle swoop down behind the kid, hesitate, then kept on flying over him. The kid was jumping up and down all excited over seeing a bald eagle never realizing how close he got to at least having big ass claw marks on his gourd!
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:33:18 PM EDT
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That may be the best thread title of 2014.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:41:19 PM EDT
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Probably not. But a vulture could eat a dead one.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:42:27 PM EDT
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Midgets are the best fucks. Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually. This has me spewing soda everywhere!!! |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:48:03 PM EDT
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Change thread title to Midget vs. Golden Eagle!
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Posted: 10/25/2014 6:53:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was at the track several months back and this 10 year old kid was running with his father. I saw this bald eagle swoop down behind the kid, hesitate, then kept on flying over him. The kid was jumping up and down all excited over seeing a bald eagle never realizing how close he got to at least having big ass claw marks on his gourd!  A typical midget weighs about 85 lbs. Let's face it, life sucks for these little people, so they eat. Very few of them are skinny. Now, according to my internet research, a bird of prey can carry about half its body weight. So you're looking at a 190lb bird. Maybe a 170lb bird if your midget is on the extreme small end of the mass curve. Now, the baddest assed eagle in the world, the Martins Crowned Eagle, only hunts prey up to 77 lbs. However, the Wandering Albatross is a large bird with a wingspan of 11 feet who, if they were having a very bad day, could probably take on a midget. But this bird usually feeds on fish, so it would have to be insane, which is perfect. To answer the question, Yes, a midget could be carried off by a bird, but it would have to be a very specific species of insane bird who was having a bad day. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 7:07:15 PM EDT
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Only by a Thunderbird. http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc481/planalp/Wines1.jpg Lol - I forgot about Night train. All you need now is a bumper of Colt, a paper bag, a porch, and a bird of prey and your weekend will be complete. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 7:09:04 PM EDT
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A typical midget weighs about 85 lbs. Let's face it, life sucks for these little people, so they eat. Very few of them are skinny. Now, according to my internet research, a bird of prey can carry about half its body weight. So you're looking at a 190lb bird. Maybe a 170lb bird if your midget is on the extreme small end of the mass curve. Now, the baddest assed eagle in the world, the Martins Crowned Eagle, only hunts prey up to 77 lbs. However, the Wandering Albatross is a large bird with a wingspan of 11 feet who, if they were having a very bad day, could probably take on a midget. But this bird usually feeds on fish, so it would have to be insane, which is perfect. To answer the question, Yes, a midget could be carried off by a bird, but it would have to be a very specific species of insane bird who was having a bad day. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was at the track several months back and this 10 year old kid was running with his father. I saw this bald eagle swoop down behind the kid, hesitate, then kept on flying over him. The kid was jumping up and down all excited over seeing a bald eagle never realizing how close he got to at least having big ass claw marks on his gourd!
A typical midget weighs about 85 lbs. Let's face it, life sucks for these little people, so they eat. Very few of them are skinny. Now, according to my internet research, a bird of prey can carry about half its body weight. So you're looking at a 190lb bird. Maybe a 170lb bird if your midget is on the extreme small end of the mass curve. Now, the baddest assed eagle in the world, the Martins Crowned Eagle, only hunts prey up to 77 lbs. However, the Wandering Albatross is a large bird with a wingspan of 11 feet who, if they were having a very bad day, could probably take on a midget. But this bird usually feeds on fish, so it would have to be insane, which is perfect. To answer the question, Yes, a midget could be carried off by a bird, but it would have to be a very specific species of insane bird who was having a bad day. As of now, "midget in a fish costume" is the strangest thing that I have typed into Google search. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 7:22:43 PM EDT
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In Montana every summer there's usually at least one little kid and several small dogs carried off.......by mosquitos.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 7:33:00 PM EDT
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I'm sure the howler monkey & sloth eating Harpy Eagle would give it a shot.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 7:52:23 PM EDT
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Not sure. But, if yes, what would the air speed velocity of a midget-laden eagle be? NI! Is the eagle migrating? |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 7:52:34 PM EDT
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The heaviest a bird of prey gets these days is 30 pounds. So if the midget was just born one might be able to grab and go.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:06:26 PM EDT
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Does anyone have any midget friends they can ask?
I somehow picture a group of midgets having a picnic when suddenly an outline of an eagle appears in the sky and they scatter to pre staged burrows as they hear one of their friends yelling no as it fades to the distance with an eagle shriek. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:09:39 PM EDT
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Stupid Question. 
You even Lord Of The Rings, Brah? An Eagle could absolutely hoist a Little Person and fling them over the cliff. No problem at all. Fwiw, the term "Little Person" seems far more condescending than Midget, to me, at least. 
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:19:34 PM EDT
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Does anyone have any midget friends they can ask? I somehow picture a group of midgets having a picnic when suddenly an outline of an eagle appears in the sky and they scatter to pre staged burrows as they hear one of their friends yelling no as it fades to the distance with an eagle shriek.  .....I mean.....that's horrible.
The Harpy is the heavy lifter in the raptor world, and it maxes out at about 20lb. They have been known to fly off with prey equal to them in weight. Have to be a pretty small midget. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:43:09 PM EDT
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The Harpy is the heavy lifter in the raptor world, and it maxes out at about 20lb. They have been known to fly off with prey equal to them in weight. Have to be a pretty small midget. Plenty of them smaller than that Sloth. Now, if only we could get one to climb a tree... |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:47:33 PM EDT
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Eagle grab a midget? No, but Vanessa Del Rio, in one of her movies, grabbed a midget and threw him up on top of a grand piano....
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:48:19 PM EDT
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We need LaRue to make a picatinny mount for midgets so they don't get carried off by birds of prey so easily.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 8:56:12 PM EDT
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Females are about 25% larger than males, averaging 5.6 kg (12 lb), and against the males' average weight of 4.1 kg (9.0 lb). " It has been estimated that the gripping power (pounds by square inch) of the bald eagle is ten times greater than that of a human.[80] Bald eagles can fly with fish at least equal to their own weight," source:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_eagle Amge of Nagpur, India, weighs 11 pounds and stands at 2 feet, according to Guinness World Records 
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:14:11 PM EDT
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Also
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:15:51 PM EDT
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Bravo OP. I am entertained with your trolling.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:16:26 PM EDT
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Bravo OP. I am entertained with your trolling. this is not trolling, this is a very legitimate question. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:17:06 PM EDT
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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP. That word is the same as calling black people the N word. Your wife is a midgit? 
Do you have any midgit stories you wish to share? I won't ask for pics. But someone else will |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:18:50 PM EDT
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Midgets are the best fucks. Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually. This has me spewing soda everywhere!!! Yes!
Their little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms all flailing about! http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1497864 |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:23:46 PM EDT
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My mother was deathly afraid of eagles because when she was a little girl a new born baby was snatched by an eagle at a church function she was at. She lived on a farm along the Canadian border out in the middle of no where. It happened in the mid 1920's. I really don't have any more details then what I have told you.
She always insisted that a net or blanket be placed over the stroller or carriage. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:26:20 PM EDT
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If a Bald Eagle is carrying off your midget friend are you allowed to kill it? Or do you just have to let it happen.....national symbol and all?
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:30:59 PM EDT
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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSB1nJ4Z9wwp5_Tvr2fTNeoYWUSKF1avyqkypleJ6qHTiAPVpFX Females are about 25% larger than males, averaging 5.6 kg (12 lb), and against the males' average weight of 4.1 kg (9.0 lb). " It has been estimated that the gripping power (pounds by square inch) of the bald eagle is ten times greater than that of a human.[80] Bald eagles can fly with fish at least equal to their own weight," source:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_eagle Amge of Nagpur, India, weighs 11 pounds and stands at 2 feet, according to Guinness World Records http://www.momscleanairforce.org/wp-content/uploads/confirmed-580x410.jpg http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206650-1/Eagle-grabs-child.gif
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:31:17 PM EDT
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Do they make wing suits in midget size? Can we train an eagle to carry the midget to a desired altitude and drop them, so they can glide back to earth and land safely on a mattress?
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:38:04 PM EDT
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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP. That word is the same as calling black people the N word. This is correct. They are either little people or a dwarf. The M word is offensive and bigoted. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:39:29 PM EDT
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African Crowned Eagle Found in the rainforests of tropical Africa, this eagle measures around 90 cms long and has a 2 meter wingspan. However, it has been known to hunt animals up to 35 kgs! This powerful and aggressive eagle is known by the Africans as "the leopard of the air”. It’s main killing weapon are its deadly talons, which are strong enough to crush the skull of a monkey (its favorite prey) killing it instantly and sometimes causing the eyes to pop out of their sockets! Not even the largest monkey, the mandrill, is safe from the attack of the Crowned Eagle, although usually only juvenile mandrills are taken. Other usual victims of this bird are hyraxes, Guinea fowl, agwantibos (a nocturnal primate), chevrotains and even small antelopes. In prehistoric times, these eagles preyed on our australopithecine ancestors as well; the marks of the Crowned Eagle talons have been found in the two million year old skulls of juvenile hominines. Even in modern times, Crowned Eagles still see small humans as potential prey. Skulls of human infants have been found in their nests, and in Zambia, a seven year old was once attacked by a Crowned Eagle in his way to school. He received serious injury to the head, chest and arms as the raptor tried unsuccessfully to carry him away, and was only saved when a woman arrived on time to help him and managed to kill the bird. Later examination of the area found no Crowned Eagle nests, and besides, the eagle turned out to be a juvenile, which means that it wasn’t protecting a nest, and that the attack had been predatory. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:40:54 PM EDT
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Well, since midgets have night vision they should become nocturnal. Gives them a fighting chance against the great owls.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:41:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:43:54 PM EDT
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Attack of the Giant Midgit!
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:44:00 PM EDT
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this is not trolling, this is a very legitimate question. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bravo OP. I am entertained with your trolling. this is not trolling, this is a very legitimate question. This actually started seriously because I am curious thinking of it. This thread just turned differently than I thought but I'm not mad at all. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:44:37 PM EDT
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A Bird of Prey is plenty large enough to accommodate a midget. They have a crew of nearly 40 Klingon Warriors and transporters to beam the midget on board. I see no troubles with it.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:47:35 PM EDT
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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP. That word is the same as calling black people the N word.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:47:50 PM EDT
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My mother was deathly afraid of eagles because when she was a little girl a new born baby was snatched by an eagle at a church function she was at. She lived on a farm along the Canadian border out in the middle of no where. It happened in the mid 1920's. I really don't have any more details then what I have told you. She always insisted that a net or blanket be placed over the stroller or carriage. My mother is deathly afraid of midgits 
She used to "go gnoming" back I the old country, and toss them out in front of Lorries Now she has nightmares of this 
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:48:44 PM EDT
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This actually started seriously because I am curious thinking of it. This thread just turned differently than I thought but I'm not mad at all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bravo OP. I am entertained with your trolling. this is not trolling, this is a very legitimate question. This actually started seriously because I am curious thinking of it. This thread just turned differently than I thought but I'm not mad at all. Did you expect a legitimate response? |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:49:58 PM EDT
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This is correct. They are either little people or a dwarf. The M word is offensive and bigoted. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP. That word is the same as calling black people the N word. This is correct. They are either little people or a dwarf. The M word is offensive and bigoted. So does it make it better if I change a letter? Midget vs. midgit vs. midgot vs. midgyt Which one is considered most appropriate? |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:50:31 PM EDT
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So does it make it better if I change a letter? Midget vs. midgit vs. midgot vs. midgyt Which one is considered most appropriate? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP. That word is the same as calling black people the N word. This is correct. They are either little people or a dwarf. The M word is offensive and bigoted. So does it make it better if I change a letter? Midget vs. midgit vs. midgot vs. midgyt Which one is considered most appropriate? Midgit
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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:50:53 PM EDT
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A Gloden Eagle can carry a smaller mt. Goats.
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:00:34 PM EDT
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Bravo OP. I am entertained with your trolling. this is not trolling, this is a very legitimate question. This actually started seriously because I am curious thinking of it. This thread just turned differently than I thought but I'm not mad at all. Did you expect a legitimate response? At first yes. I guess I was short sighted.... |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:02:18 PM EDT
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I guess we established that in theory they can?
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:07:23 PM EDT
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I guess we established that in theory they can? Yes But this thread is now about midgit stories
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:10:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ETA: in before familiar   |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:10:12 PM EDT
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OP are you suggesting that midgets migrate?
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:11:05 PM EDT
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OP are you suggesting that midgets migrate? So we have to make sure the limited plug is in our shotguns? |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 10:13:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP are you suggesting that midgets migrate? |
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