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Posted: 10/25/2014 5:01:39 PM EDT
Here at a park and I just had the mental image of a midget being carried off by an eagle.

Is it possible? Has it happened?
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:01:52 PM EDT
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ETA: in before familiar  
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:03:45 PM EDT
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Only by a Thunderbird.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:04:29 PM EDT
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I love this place !
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:06:05 PM EDT
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Someone post the vid of the hawk grabbing a baby.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:06:32 PM EDT
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Someone post the vid of the hawk grabbing a baby.



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Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:06:37 PM EDT
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQJthjLG6g

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Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:09:25 PM EDT
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The amount of humor to be had in this place dwarfs the other websites I've been on.

 
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:11:36 PM EDT
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Best subject line I've seen in a while...
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:13:06 PM EDT
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It takes a small person to find anything funny about this.

Stay on topic. You don't want to get carried away.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:13:15 PM EDT
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YES
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:14:20 PM EDT
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This will not be a short thread.


I laughed OP.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:14:50 PM EDT
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Authentic midget or dwarf ?
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:16:01 PM EDT
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European or African Eagle?



Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:17:38 PM EDT
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In for this one.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:19:12 PM EDT
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If the midget could bite the bird he could make the bird drop him.  Might not survive the fall though.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:22:57 PM EDT
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Superhuman strength

Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:24:47 PM EDT
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This actually was a serious question. Now I can't stop laughing.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:24:51 PM EDT
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Not sure. But, if yes, what would the air speed velocity of a midget-laden eagle be?



NI!
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:24:58 PM EDT
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Midgets are kinda thick.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:25:27 PM EDT
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This! Soooo this!
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:30:31 PM EDT
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This needs to be used in the tinder thread!
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:31:28 PM EDT
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Depends, is the midget on a treadmill?
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:35:25 PM EDT
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It is entertaining.



 
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:36:30 PM EDT
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Beat me to it...You really have to..
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:37:08 PM EDT
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A large bird of prey could kill a midget and then rip off an arm or leg to fly away with



There is a carry weight limit for birds
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:37:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:38:13 PM EDT
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how could I not click on this thread
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:38:26 PM EDT
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You got that right







 
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:38:27 PM EDT
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Have you never seen eagles hunt wolves? After I saw that, I'm now afraid for MY safety!  





Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:39:27 PM EDT
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I  doubt it.  The ones I've seen are short, but built like tanks.  

 I think a tall person, of equal weight, would be easier to be carried by a large bird.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:40:13 PM EDT
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African or European?
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:41:00 PM EDT
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Sounds totally reasonable.

Really.

Seriously.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:41:12 PM EDT
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The little people frown on op's shenanigans!


Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:41:26 PM EDT
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OP needs to quit watching p0rn




ETA:  It is rather difficult to find a CoC picture of her


Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:42:58 PM EDT
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European or African Eagle?



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What? I don't know that one
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:43:59 PM EDT
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Harpy eagle would have the best shot at it.


Edit: maybe an Ethiopian midget?
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:44:03 PM EDT
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OP needs to quit watching p0rn

http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/200px-powers_bridget_-_lukeisback.jpg


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Midgets are the best fucks.
Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:44:29 PM EDT
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There is a gif out there of a bird trying to take a young child. It was too heavy but it dragged it a little

ETA a hoax
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:56:46 PM EDT
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Okay OP that was an interesting question and got me genuinely curious. Google tells me that the most a bird can lift is about 40 pounds and that is only for short distances and that an average adult midget weighs around 80-100 pounds. So it would seem that midgets are likely safe from being carried off by a single bird.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 5:57:48 PM EDT
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Foreigners: "I can't wait too enjoy myself at an American park"!

MURICA Eagle: "Not on my watch".

Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:05:34 PM EDT
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A Klingon warship has anti-matter engines, and a cloaking device.

If it came in cloaked, and used the power of its anti-matter drive, I would think it could pick up an entire clan of midgets.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:06:11 PM EDT
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Bring me a shrubbery!
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:10:36 PM EDT
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No! And stop making fun of us.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:13:26 PM EDT
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A Klingon warship has anti-matter engines, and a cloaking device.

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Nerd!

I understood and snickered though
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:21:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:25:21 PM EDT
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In. Just in.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:27:13 PM EDT
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They could probably do it if they did it in shifts.


Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:27:22 PM EDT
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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP.  That word is the same as calling black people the N word.
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:28:14 PM EDT
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This is a great thread already
Link Posted: 10/25/2014 6:29:19 PM EDT
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Page 2 of hilarity!

Edit: DOH!
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