Tequila makes the ladies clothes come off!

invite a few sluts over and let them loose on it!

Women love the margaritas.

First three posts nail it

a Margarita is the most popular mixed drink in the United States

Margaritas are always a good choice.

Mix with decent OJ for another easy good drink.

Drink it?

I like my tequila like I like my wimmenz.  Straight!

Yup.  Hell, I'll even drink one every now and then as long as it's a double, on the rocks with salt.

My favorite.

I used to drink tequila, mad cheap shit, I'd buy oranges, take a drink, eat a slice, continue till I couldn't walk.

I got one of these for my birthday a couple years ago. Shtf barter alcohol.

just saw that bottle in the liquor store today

Just slam in down and be done with it. You can sleep in on Sat

I reeeeaalllly hope you don't know what sweat off a Mexican's ass tastes like.....

Oh for God's sake just pour it right in the toilet.  It's going to end up there one way or the other real soon.  

Other than straight, or mixed in margaritas, I like to put a splash of tequila in a glass of rio red grapefruit juice. Orange juice also works.

I cant drink tequila anymore. It makes me do incredibly stupid things and im to old for that shit. Plus hangovers now last several days instead of just a morning.

Pour it down the drain.

A little bit at a time in mixed drinks. Tequila is some nasty stuff.

Insert bottle into rectum. Do headstand. Enjoy.

L O L.......

Dump it down the drain.

Tequila tastes like it was wrung out of a gym sock after a basketball tournament in July.

Tequila sunrise:
Tequila/OJ with a splash of grenadine

Bloody Maria:
a bloody Mary with Tequila instead of Vodka

Bloody Marias are popular in my house.  A bloody Mary made with Tequila.

El Jimador is great with a good Sangrita chaser

Makes me break out…. in handcuffs.

Ahh, what little I remember of my teenage years.

Take 2 parts organic margarita mix, 2 parts good oj, I part triple sec or orange liquor, add tequila to taste..mine is heavy, Im Mexican yo

youre welcome

Unless it was a 'HER' at least.



 

Shot of tequila, chase with a bud. repeat

Me thinks a lot of folks in this thread think tequila is Jose Cuervo, or vice versa, or whatever.  Get a real tequila you nob gobblers.

So does chloroform and ether.

This. For the cheap stuff, just mix it with fresca for a decent tasting way to get drunk. I drank a bottle last Saturday by doing this.

invite womens over, make frozen margaritas, profit..

I have noticed similar events. I think you're wrong though about age having any influence on it. I think it's chemtrails that have done it. About the ame time I heard of chemtrails on Coast To Coast I began to notice the same effects of tequila you mentioned. It also seems to have had a secondhand and deliterious effect on my wife's voice since she cannot communicate with me for at least a day after I have been on a tequila bender.

Initially I came to the erroneous conclusion that the tequila was to blame. However, in the name of thoroughness I then attempted the replicate the effects with other liquors. Though some of them take a markedly increased quantity they all eventually yield substantially similar results.

Now, As I recall ths all began about the time that the ground got harder to reach when elevated or standing yet perversely harder to get away from after laying down. Also it seems to have become more loaded with stones and lumpy spots as witnessed by the numerous aches and pains manifesting themselves whle laying on it.

This also coincides with the time that the whole "global warming" fad began to spread. My theory is that the chemtrails are causing global warming which in turn is dehydrating the earth. What happens when you dehydrate something It shrinks, of course! As the earth shrinks, the surface contracts, thus making it further away than it used to be and that is why I have such a bitch of a time tying my shoes without either raising my foot onto a raised surfce or sitting down. Also, the underlying stones and lumpy spots remain in place as the earth shrinks down towards them. they become more apparently pronounced and the ground becomes a hard, unwelcoming place to lay upon and sleep it off, or "take a nap" on in common parlance. Humanity evolved and thrived without benefit of modern furniture and I do not believe that such would have been possible on such an uncomfortable planet. So obviously these things are a recent develop,emt and tequila is much older than the phenomena as I clearly recall a time when they were far less evident if not simply nonexistant.
I recall no time that tequila did not exist.

This scientific proof was arrived at while drinking Irish Whiskey, American beer, and eating mexican food one day whle trying to deduce why my wife kept losing her voice.

The fat end or the neck of the bottle?





 

I like to mix it with hydrochloric acid and clean out my toilet pipes.

No one has mentioned the windex margarita?


Mix up an ETH special.

Tequila, sweet and sour mix, triple sec, and blue curacao.  Fresh key limes.

Serve over crushed ice or on the rocks.

Take out a little glass, fill the little glass with tequila, drink the contents of said little glass, then repeat,  ad nauseum.  

Before you know it, all the tequila will be gone and you won't have any idea how it happened.

You're welcome.

This.  Drink it and fo.



 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paloma_(cocktail)

Margaritas and cheap tequila are made for each other.

El Jimador makes a reposado that is not terrible for shots, but their other products (anejo and blanco) are best used in mixed drinks.  

Tequila Sunrises can go over well with the ladies, just saying.

a little pineapple juice goes well with tequila if you dont like the taste

Vomit after drinking it.

Man up and drink it.

Drink it straight never chase it like my girl I-G-G-Y says.

You forgot to put her name in bold.



 

fuck

Just coming here to post that.

3 parts Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix
1 part Gold Tequila (Cuervo or Sauza)
1 splash Triple Sec
1 splash Blue Curacao (When it looks like Windex, you've got it just right)
1 generous wedge of lime, per glass, fresh squeezed.
Ice - Wayne prefered his 'rita frozen, but when served out at the Hun Farm, on the rocks was tradition.