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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:15:44 AM EDT
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I own page 3
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:17:21 AM EDT
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# 1 has a hint of red and # 2 the salon chick is very red right now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is #1 a nurse? Is the either a redhead? Either have a horse? You could hit the crazy trifecta. # 1 has a hint of red and # 2 the salon chick is very red right now. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:18:35 AM EDT
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She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range http://www.steves-digicams.com/photo-of-the-day/pub/2010/9/28-eject-eject.jpg 
Hey, wait a second...  
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:23:53 AM EDT
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I am going with lesbian 'hate man' rage and him waking up naked in pink lingerie tied to a cheap motel bed Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If I read this right, you are going on a second date with a chick that "wants to bang you", but so far hasn't let you. You now are going to have a second chick meet you at the bar with the first chick because you think this will somehow become a 3-way. I predict no sex and 2 pissed off chicks that probably wont talk to you again. You will need to find a new barber after tomorrow too. I am going with lesbian 'hate man' rage and him waking up naked in pink lingerie tied to a cheap motel bed with pitchers posted on the old interwebz |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:47:04 AM EDT
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Somehow I can see the OP dumping a bunch of cash on drinks and then the two chicks going home with each other Yeah , this is a tag I've done this before. Sad night and a lovely drive home. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:51:11 AM EDT
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A chick in the bed is better than two that got away if you get my drift op
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:56:14 AM EDT
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I have only read the first post, but this sounds......familiar...
edit: reminds me of a guy who lived across the bay from me.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:59:08 AM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen...
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:00:25 AM EDT
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How am I supposed to fap to this shit ?!
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:02:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How am I supposed to fap to this shit ?! Tell OP he has pretty eyebrows and he will fap it for you?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:04:32 AM EDT
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Keep them separate.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:30:52 AM EDT
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pretty low chance of getting them together for that magical threesome that almost never happens
go out with chick #1 later on text chick #2 about how much chick #1 liked your hair chick #2 just got a compliment and a twinge of jealousy... game on |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:42:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey, wait a second... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range http://www.steves-digicams.com/photo-of-the-day/pub/2010/9/28-eject-eject.jpg Hey, wait a second... Sorry man
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:45:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Show her your CAC, that'll get her wet Oh come one man... |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:47:26 AM EDT
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FYI, that isn't how you spell turd.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:54:57 AM EDT
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Don't try to talk like a mentally retarded black guy. It doesn't suit you at all. It doesn't make you sound "hip" You just aren't good at it. Also, there is no such thing as a "beauty mole". You aren't Deniro. Just get it cut off. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:01:44 PM EDT
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if your not looking for a relationship, and neither of those sound like a good option for that.... go with the sure bang.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:05:59 PM EDT
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How do you know about their ass hair? Seems a rare topic to come up in conversation. That's what I was wondering. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:08:31 PM EDT
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Yeah, I think I saw this one. If you go through with it plan on being fucked six ways from Sunday, financially, mentally and NOT sexually.
Two women competing knowingly. That's trouble. They will become BF's and take you for a ride. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:16:49 PM EDT
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this post probably makes more sense if you are drunk and reading is Suomessa and in Suomea.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:19:43 PM EDT
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What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:22:39 PM EDT
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pretty low chance of getting them together for that magical threesome that almost never happens go out with chick #1 later on text chick #2 about how much chick #1 liked your hair chick #2 just got a compliment and a twinge of jealousy... game on This is the way to play it and you're off juggling 2 chicks at once. If you push for the 3-way, you won't be getting anything from either chick. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:29:23 PM EDT
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Work's in the iron mines. From there you go south to the big lake, or down, south is down, north is up, bar hoars in the middle.
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What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:15:27 PM EDT
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What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? First part of question-  , area I live is called the Iron Range, for all the iron ore and taconite mines up here.
2nd part of question- North shore is the shore line of Lake Superior starting from Duluth, heading North. So someone from the Iron Range is moving South, (well SE/E actually) to move down to it, depending on their actual location of the North Shore they move to. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:19:25 PM EDT
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Work's in the iron mines. From there you go south to the big lake, or down, south is down, north is up, bar hoars in the middle. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Work's in the iron mines. From there you go south to the big lake, or down, south is down, north is up, bar hoars in the middle. Quoted:
What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? NO!  
Not all of us that live on "Da Range" work in the mines.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:20:59 PM EDT
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Where the hell are the pics OP?
Deer god we have rules you know! |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:44:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Where the hell are the pics OP? Deer god we have rules you know!  |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:53:05 PM EDT
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Buy condoms
Have casual sex Call her, or her, or both, back if you desire more Do not post intel about it here Profit |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:11:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Show her your CAC, that'll get her wet Oh come one man... Overused insult is overused Get over it. I admitted I was wrong, what else can I do?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:12:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Show her your CAC, that'll get her wet Oh come one man... Overused insult is overused Get over it. I admitted I was wrong, what else can I do?  |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:19:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Work's in the iron mines. From there you go west to the big lake, south is north, north is south, and copious female bar hogs in Chisholm, Hibbing, Virginia and Eveleth Quote HistoryQuoted: Work's in the iron mines. From there you go west to the big lake, south is north, north is south, and copious female bar hogs in Chisholm, Hibbing, Virginia and Eveleth Quoted: What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? FIFY
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:34:47 PM EDT
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FIFY
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Work's in the iron mines. From there you go west to the big lake, south is north, north is south, and copious female bar hogs in Chisholm, Hibbing, Virginia and Eveleth Quoted:
What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? FIFY
ASshole!! And it's still EAST to the big lake!!
You listed the city I live in now, the city I work in, and the city I grew up in,yes all 3 are different cities also. Copious female bar hogs is a little generous, usually it's a sausage fest, but if you're in for some people watching that may have some land hogs involved from time to time, there is one bar around, that attracts, quite the crowd! Many lulz has ensued from this place and more lulz will be delivered, just no guarantee on when, you just have to be lucky!. But I fucking love it up here still!!
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:46:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ASshole!! And it's still EAST to the big lake!! You listed the city I live in now, the city I work in, and the city I grew up in,yes all 3 are different cities also. Copious female bar hogs is a little generous, usually it's a sausage fest, but if you're in for some people watching that may have some land hogs involved from time to time, there is one bar around, that attracts, quite the crowd! Many lulz has ensued from this place and more lulz will be delivered, just no guarantee on when, you just have to be lucky!. But I fucking love it up here still!!Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Work's in the iron mines. From there you go west to the big lake, south is north, north is south, and copious female bar hogs in Chisholm, Hibbing, Virginia and Eveleth Quoted: What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? FIFY ASshole!! And it's still EAST to the big lake!! You listed the city I live in now, the city I work in, and the city I grew up in,yes all 3 are different cities also. Copious female bar hogs is a little generous, usually it's a sausage fest, but if you're in for some people watching that may have some land hogs involved from time to time, there is one bar around, that attracts, quite the crowd! Many lulz has ensued from this place and more lulz will be delivered, just no guarantee on when, you just have to be lucky!. But I fucking love it up here still!!Oh don't listen to me, I'm just bitter about the 8th district sucking for so long while I lived in Duluth
. Sounds like Mills is going to take it this year, so maybe the demographic is finally shifting in the region |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:49:58 PM EDT
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They both have ass hair?
Gross.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:50:40 PM EDT
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Oh don't listen to me, I'm just bitter about the 8th district sucking for so long while I lived in Duluth . Sounds like Mills is going to take it this year, so maybe the demographic is finally shifting in the region
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Work's in the iron mines. From there you go west to the big lake, south is north, north is south, and copious female bar hogs in Chisholm, Hibbing, Virginia and Eveleth Quoted:
What is an "Iron Ranger" and how does someone move "down" to the North Shore? FIFY
ASshole!! And it's still EAST to the big lake!!
You listed the city I live in now, the city I work in, and the city I grew up in,yes all 3 are different cities also. Copious female bar hogs is a little generous, usually it's a sausage fest, but if you're in for some people watching that may have some land hogs involved from time to time, there is one bar around, that attracts, quite the crowd! Many lulz has ensued from this place and more lulz will be delivered, just no guarantee on when, you just have to be lucky!. But I fucking love it up here still!!Oh don't listen to me, I'm just bitter about the 8th district sucking for so long while I lived in Duluth . Sounds like Mills is going to take it this year, so maybe the demographic is finally shifting in the region
Who knows, Mills might get in this election, but then next election it could be right back in DFl's hands again. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:51:19 PM EDT
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Get both! Really. Get both.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:07:01 PM EDT
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pretty low chance of getting them together for that magical threesome that almost never happens go out with chick #1 later on text chick #2 about how much chick #1 liked your hair chick #2 just got a compliment and a twinge of jealousy... game on gotdam thats brilliance right there |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:19:24 PM EDT
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Meet Chick one at 8:00 ask Chick two to casually stop by. The three of you laugh have drinks, talk all is going great! Its only at the end of the night where it gets awkward. That's when girl #2 has to breach the 3some topic and suggest you all have breakfast at her place. Win!
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:21:27 PM EDT
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didnt read.gif
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:21:56 PM EDT
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TL;DR no pics. OP YOU SUCK!
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:23:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: TL;DR no pics. OP YOU SUCK! He doesn't want us to know they're fatties
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:26:26 PM EDT
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As someone who lives near and works on "Da Range" I'm in.
 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:38:02 PM EDT
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I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2. I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00. In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight. I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard. I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me. Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face. I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph. Fuck it. I wont delete it. Chick # 2 is the hair chick. She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight. I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time. She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut. Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time. On to chick # 1. I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself. She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore. She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses. She is pretty hot and I want to bang her. We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends. It's quite fun and I want to bang her. We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00. I am walking there. The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang. Back to hair chick # 2. In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb. After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too. I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way." She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that. She is persistent that I text her about date night. Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch. Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang. Maybe # 2 would three way? I really want to bang both. If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed. GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself. What would you do? If there is interest I promise that I will update. Both twenty somethings have short ass hair. ETA Really short ass hair. Huh? You got any cliff notes? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:38:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He doesn't want us to know they're fatties Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: TL;DR no pics. OP YOU SUCK! He doesn't want us to know they're fatties They don't exist. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:45:24 PM EDT
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What the hell did I just read?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:07:57 PM EDT
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They don't exist. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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TL;DR no pics. OP YOU SUCK! He doesn't want us to know they're fatties They don't exist. They exist, they are just so large that they have smaller friendzone girls orbiting around them, creating a regular FUPA tidal cycle. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:38:44 PM EDT
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Hopin' for the trifecta, in for the trainwreck.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:41:16 PM EDT
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Did you find out if they were lying about their hairy asses yet?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:52:06 PM EDT
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Do it!!! Ten years from now you'll never remember either one of these chicks if ya just bang em one at a time.
On the other hand if you can pull off a three way you'll be able to remember that till your dying day (Or it'll blow up in your face and you'll be telling tales of it till your dying day). FO!! Carpe Poontang! Seize the poon! |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:56:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: TL;DR no pics. OP YOU SUCK! He doesn't want us to know they're fatties They don't exist.  |
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