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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:22:25 AM EDT
I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2.
I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00. In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight. I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard. I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me. Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face. I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph. Fuck it. I wont delete it. Chick # 2 is the hair chick. She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight. I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time. She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut. Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time. On to chick # 1. I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself. She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore. She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses. She is pretty hot and I want to bang her. We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends. It's quite fun and I want to bang her. We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00. I am walking there. The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang. Back to hair chick # 2. In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb. After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too. I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way." She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that. She is persistent that I text her about date night. Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch. Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang. Maybe # 2 would three way? I really want to bang both. If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed. GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself. What would you do? If there is interest I promise that I will update. Both twenty somethings have short ass hair. ETA Really short ass hair. |
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How do you know about their ass hair? Seems a rare topic to come up in conversation.
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Is #1 a nurse?
Is the either a redhead? Either have a horse? You could hit the crazy trifecta. |
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Go out with #1, bang her, tell her to gtfo, invite over #2 tell her how bad the night with #1 was then bang #2. What could go wrong?
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That is the whole trap part. You won't know until it is too late
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I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2. I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00. In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight. I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard. I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me. Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face. I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph. Fuck it. I wont delete it. Chick # 2 is the hair chick. She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight. I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time. She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut. Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time. On to chick # 1. I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself. She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore. She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses. She is pretty hot and I want to bang her. We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends. It's quite fun and I want to bang her. We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00. I am walking there. The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang. Back to hair chick # 2. In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb. After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too. I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way." She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that. She is persistent that I text her about date night. Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch. Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang. Maybe # 2 would three way? I really want to bang both. If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed. GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself. What would you do? If there is interest I promise that I will update. Both twenty somethings have short ass hair. View Quote I'd address the gender identity issues first, then question why you how long their ass hair is. edited fer quotezes |
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you've never asked a chick about her ass hair? hmm...i do it all the time... you know, just verifying in advance she doesn't have any... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How do you know about their ass hair? Seems a rare topic to come up in conversation. you've never asked a chick about her ass hair? hmm...i do it all the time... you know, just verifying in advance she doesn't have any... Directly asking seems like it may offend those who don't, leading to a catch 22 situation. Such is life. |
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My partners have to have short ass hair. I don't like hairy asses.
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Directly asking seems like it may offend those who don't, leading to a catch 22 situation. Such is life. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How do you know about their ass hair? Seems a rare topic to come up in conversation. you've never asked a chick about her ass hair? hmm...i do it all the time... you know, just verifying in advance she doesn't have any... Directly asking seems like it may offend those who don't, leading to a catch 22 situation. Such is life. i see your point... in fact, it may explain why i haven't had a date in a while... |
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If you play your nonchalant cards right, you're getting laid. If you play them and get an awesome hand, you're doubly fucked...in a good way. That's all there is to it.
I'm going to bed, remember what I said. |
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Don't try to talk like a mentally retarded black guy. It doesn't suit you at all. It doesn't make you sound "hip"
You just aren't good at it. Also, there is no such thing as a "beauty mole". You aren't Deniro. Just get it cut off. |
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Don't try to talk like a mentally retarded black guy. It doesn't suit you at all. It doesn't make you sound "hip" You just aren't good at it. Also, there is no such thing as a "beauty mole". You aren't Deniro. Just get it cut off. View Quote Holy shit you made me laugh but what the fuck? |
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Bang chick #1 since she is already single.
Bang chick #2 when divorce is final. |
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You'll probably end up with your hand, but what have you got to lose?
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Somehow I can see the OP dumping a bunch of cash on drinks and then the two chicks going home with each other
Yeah , this is a tag |
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Holy shit you made me laugh but what the fuck? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Don't try to talk like a mentally retarded black guy. It doesn't suit you at all. It doesn't make you sound "hip" You just aren't good at it. Also, there is no such thing as a "beauty mole". You aren't Deniro. Just get it cut off. Holy shit you made me laugh but what the fuck? It's late (early) . Sorry if I was blunt, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. That's what the other guys are alluding to, with their "Hairy Ass" jokes. It's OK to be a white guy from the upper Midwest. Not everybody can be KidRock. Good luck. Wrap it before you tap it. |
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It's late (early) . Sorry if I was blunt, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. That's what the other guys are alluding to, with their "Hairy Ass" jokes. It's OK to be a white guy from the upper Midwest. Not everybody can be KidRock. Good luck. Wrap it before you tap it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Don't try to talk like a mentally retarded black guy. It doesn't suit you at all. It doesn't make you sound "hip" You just aren't good at it. Also, there is no such thing as a "beauty mole". You aren't Deniro. Just get it cut off. Holy shit you made me laugh but what the fuck? It's late (early) . Sorry if I was blunt, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. That's what the other guys are alluding to, with their "Hairy Ass" jokes. It's OK to be a white guy from the upper Midwest. Not everybody can be KidRock. Good luck. Wrap it before you tap it. I see the light now. I wouldn't ever try to come across as a Kid Rock or black guy. I'm a super white Iron Ranger. Your post was still funnier than hell to me. |
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Easy, drive on trying to hit it with No1 and keep No2 in your back pocket. DO NOT get them both together at the same time this early that will spell doom and you will lose out on both. IMHO hair stylists and female beauty salons workers are a untapped pool of pun where the chicks have jobs, make tips and keep themselves up.
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If I read this right, you are going on a second date with a chick that "wants to bang you", but so far hasn't let you. You now are going to have a second chick meet you at the bar with the first chick because you think this will somehow become a 3-way.
I predict no sex and 2 pissed off chicks that probably wont talk to you again. You will need to find a new barber after tomorrow too. |
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If I read this right, you are going on a second date with a chick that "wants to bang you", but so far hasn't let you. You now are going to have a second chick meet you at the bar with the first chick because you think this will somehow become a 3-way. I predict no sex and 2 pissed off chicks that probably wont talk to you again. You will need to find a new barber after tomorrow too. View Quote I am going with lesbian 'hate man' rage and him waking up naked in pink lingerie tied to a cheap motel bed |
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If I read this right, you are going on a second date with a chick that "wants to bang you", but so far hasn't let you. You now are going to have a second chick meet you at the bar with the first chick because you think this will somehow become a 3-way. I predict no sex and 2 pissed off chicks that probably wont talk to you again. You will need to find a new barber after tomorrow too. View Quote This. I know this seems like a strange idea, but hear me out. You seem to like girl #1 and have fun with her. And you think her ass hair is hot. Why not just go out with her and see what happens without trying to get other women involved? I know it is a crazy idea but good luck. ETA: Plus I am figuring this is a smallish town. They probably know each other. Hell, #2 probably does #1's hair and they are fucking with you about the whole thing and trading info. |
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I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2. I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00. In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight. I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard. I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me. Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face. I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph. Fuck it. I wont delete it. Chick # 2 is the hair chick. She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight. I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time. She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut. Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time. On to chick # 1. I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself. She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore. She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses. She is pretty hot and I want to bang her. We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends. It's quite fun and I want to bang her. We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00. I am walking there. The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang. Back to hair chick # 2. In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb. After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too. I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way." She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that. She is persistent that I text her about date night. Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch. Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang. Maybe # 2 would three way? I really want to bang both. If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed. GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself. What would you do? If there is interest I promise that I will update. Both twenty somethings have short ass hair. ETA Really short ass hair. Get some damn sleep. View Quote |
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How short is their hair? "I wanna speak to the manager" short? Or just a bit above the shoulders short?
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Have them both get the ass hair bleached...
Posts pics and we will have a poll and declare a winner |
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If I read this right, you are going on a second date with a chick that "wants to bang you", but so far hasn't let you. You now are going to have a second chick meet you at the bar with the first chick because you think this will somehow become a 3-way. I predict no sex and 2 pissed off chicks that probably wont talk to you again. You will need to find a new barber after tomorrow too. View Quote This. There will be no way to salvage this and the two chicks will know each other and have each other's phone numbers. What could've been something working with one girl will probably be no girls. Hot chicks don't like competition. Do threesomes happen? Sure but if this one doesn't you are going to be out of two girls and sitting at home a lot. |
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Well , I would play it straight and not have 2 show up while on date 1.
It won't be a we're going to to out slut each other contest, it will be fuck off one of them is leaving kind of night.mand the other will still be pissed. But then again my playa status have been revoked , don't listen to me |
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Nope not happening op. A mercy 3way is rare. Focus on #1. Then bang #2 if you can. Then you can drop hints at a three way. The girl has to choose who it is anyway.
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"We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00. I am walking there. The
night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang." You are a loser that has no car. What do think is going to happen? |
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I barely understood The OP.
I'm guessing you want some drip drop on your hang down? I don't think Thelma will be down for a 3 way upon her initial entry to pound town with the great white Dirk. I suspect you'll be hitting port with an empty net if you get too aggressive with the Tuna. Did that make sense?
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This will predictably end in disappointment.
Yours first, and then ours, when their is no update about yours. |
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Based on your description of yourself, I think you should grab anything that you can. "Having standards" is obviously not going to work in your favor. |
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Need pictures for good advice.
All hair stylists have the crazy. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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"Getting divorced" and "recently divorced" and "separated" while SOMETIMES is OK, can often come with lots of drama.
I wouldn't mess with it until you know who and what the husband was. Does HE know he's getting a divorce? Here's what I think, you triggered the "I want some of that too" emotion in the haircutter chick. Ignore it, it doesn't mean anything. Focus on chick one. You will always be back to get your hair cut again right? You will have other chances.
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It seems to me that that age group there are a lot of bi women. Some only kiss, some do oral, some doe more. There are degrees of bi. Will it happen, I have put two girls together and had them go at it a lot. 3somes were my breakfast for long time, nothing better than being a gentleman and helping them out either
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<snip> GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself. What would you do? If there is interest I promise that I will update. <snip> View Quote Post some fuckin' pics of the two for starters! Rulz, we have them! |
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While I admire your goal-oriented thought process, your plan is a little aggressive considering at least one of them is crazy (mid-divorce hairstylist).
Date them both, on separate schedules. Bang them both. Then go for the 3-way if you don't really see a future with either. |
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