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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:48:43 PM EDT
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First it's like this
Then it's like this 
And finally it's like this 
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:48:57 PM EDT
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Seeing how no one will give you a real answer I'll help you out.
Go MP, we are pretty much infantry. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:49:06 PM EDT
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Oh boy... Danielson, you must learn to wax the cars and paint the fence before hearing stories. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:50:20 PM EDT
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Got my camera stolen by a punk ass kid on a motor scooter in the PI once weird.... place made out to look like Hue City
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:50:23 PM EDT
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Seeing how no one will give you a real answer I'll help you out. Go MP, we are pretty much infantry. This! Everyone loves MPs. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:51:40 PM EDT
[#6]
I had the privilege of slaying bodies for my country while bathing in oil and blood of innocents.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:53:26 PM EDT
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This! Everyone loves MPs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Seeing how no one will give you a real answer I'll help you out. Go MP, we are pretty much infantry. This! Everyone loves MPs. 
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:53:34 PM EDT
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I had the privilege of slaying bodies for my country while bathing in oil and blood of innocents. Tell me more! |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:53:59 PM EDT
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I had the privilege of slaying bodies for my country while bathing in oil and blood of innocents. How much crude did you manage to sneak back in camelbacks? |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:54:40 PM EDT
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How much crude did you manage to sneak back in camelbacks? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I had the privilege of slaying bodies for my country while bathing in oil and blood of innocents. How much crude did you manage to sneak back in camelbacks? About two barrels. So not that much. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:54:48 PM EDT
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I had the privilege of slaying bodies for my country while bathing in oil and blood of innocents. I wasn't a fan of bathing in the oil, it made me way to slick and I couldn't properly slay bodies |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:55:11 PM EDT
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Almost 10yrs as an Army 11Chuck....Indirect Fire Infantryman......Mortar Maggot.......twice 81mm, twice 4.2in, lastly 120mm but I never got to drop a single 120...(was FDC for most of my time) And a dirty nasty leg at that! Two tours 502nd Inf Regt (STRIKE!) in Berlin, in the city when the Wall came down. Spit-shined jumpboots, baby oiled and Armor-All(ed) tm tracks and hummers, parades parades parades dog and pony shows flip off the East Germans in the guard towers Second tour after the Wall and Reunification, aligned with SETAF....Southern European Task Force with the Airborne (Huah!) boys in Vicenza Italy.....30 day RDF cycle, B-Bags palletized, 3hr recall, 2 beer limit..... Billy Bob Clinton sent us, the first US Combat Arms under foreign command......UNPROFOR United Nations Protection Force in FYROM...Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia for 6 mos wearing the Blue Beret (and helmet) Ridiculous ROE.......couldn't lock and load without permission from higher HQ....couldn't intervene, just observe and report along the Serbian border....but at least we were spared having to deal with the mass murder genocide going on up north. Not a W.A.L.R.U.S. not a Special Recon Commando.......not a Sniper............... Was a SDM Squad Designated Marksman only on account of I was the only one in the platoon with an optic on my M16A2.............a Colt 4X that I bought myself........ Oh, yeah, and I got to fire an M202 FLASH just like Ahnold (and Rae Dawn Chong) in "Commando" |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:55:20 PM EDT
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This! Everyone loves MPs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Seeing how no one will give you a real answer I'll help you out. Go MP, we are pretty much infantry. This! Everyone loves MPs. Air Force SF is better. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:56:10 PM EDT
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More on topic this time. US Navy, Surface Warfare Officer (ship driver), fixed shit, broke shit, shot missiles, guns, torpedoes. Did a shit load of paperwork, drank alot of coffee, saw a lot of the world, set me up for a good paying post retirement gov civilian job in DoD. Had fun, had fucked up times, got my ass handed to me a few times and was still respected by subordinates, peers and superiors. Would probably do it all over again.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:57:13 PM EDT
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There is a Air Force recruit running around here somewhere. He has extensive knowledge and is willing to take you to the local bar for a beer and some war stories. Just make sure you don't bring your military ID. His favorite bar hates the military and won't let you in.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:57:20 PM EDT
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Op... more info about you.
What is your situation? |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:57:52 PM EDT
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More on topic this time. US Navy, Surface Warfare Officer (ship driver), fixed shit, broke shit, shot missiles, guns, torpedoes. Did a shit load of paperwork, drank alot of coffee, saw a lot of the world, set me up for a good paying post retirement gov civilian job in DoD. Had fun, had fucked up times, got my ass handed to me a few times and was still respected by subordinates, peers and superiors. Would probably do it all over again. You could have just said "I was an asshole" and been done with it. 
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:58:02 PM EDT
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1. No.
2. "Rate" only applies to squids. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:58:21 PM EDT
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Seeing how no one will give you a real answer I'll help you out. Go MP, we are pretty much infantry. This! Everyone loves MPs. It's true. The squeal sounds they make as we walk through the barracks are sounds of solidarity from our infantry brothers. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 3:58:52 PM EDT
[#20]
http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1990/12/09
nuke navy for 6 years. 2 years of school, 4 years out at sea. 9 months out of every year out at sea. you train in your job, fire fighting, damage control, plus at some point they expect you to learn most things about the ship and other jobs on the ship. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:02:41 PM EDT
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Was a Major
Called a Brit General a fag Got busted down to PV1, two half months pay, 45/45 Died the next day in the invasion Became Bill Murray Met a smoking hot chick She taught me some shit Died a bunch of more times Learned to fly a helicopter Died some more Got shot Not Bill Murray anymore Doesn't matter cause I'm a beast now Saved the day and died Came back cause of alien cum Beat guts ETS |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:02:42 PM EDT
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You could have just said "I was an asshole" and been done with it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More on topic this time. US Navy, Surface Warfare Officer (ship driver), fixed shit, broke shit, shot missiles, guns, torpedoes. Did a shit load of paperwork, drank alot of coffee, saw a lot of the world, set me up for a good paying post retirement gov civilian job in DoD. Had fun, had fucked up times, got my ass handed to me a few times and was still respected by subordinates, peers and superiors. Would probably do it all over again. You could have just said "I was an asshole" and been done with it. I only had to go there once and it was a fucked up situation... Didn't say I liked being a SWO, just the way it worked out; never drank the bug juice. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:02:48 PM EDT
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Really? That was the worst, what about getting your squad mate killed in that live fire exercise? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I joined but only because it was quicker path to citizenship. I joined up with one of my former high school teachers in his Roughneck's platoon. Ain't gonna lie, it wasn't easy and wasn't quite what I had expected. The worst was losing my girl to the pretty boy flight officer. Really? That was the worst, what about getting your squad mate killed in that live fire exercise? I only wanted to be the best. I wanted to win. Joke is on them, though. I got a battlefield comission out of it and was made plt ldr. At least until I was killed or someone better came along. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:03:35 PM EDT
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I only had to go there once and it was a fucked up situation... Didn't say I liked being a SWO, just the way it worked out; never drank the bug juice. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More on topic this time. US Navy, Surface Warfare Officer (ship driver), fixed shit, broke shit, shot missiles, guns, torpedoes. Did a shit load of paperwork, drank alot of coffee, saw a lot of the world, set me up for a good paying post retirement gov civilian job in DoD. Had fun, had fucked up times, got my ass handed to me a few times and was still respected by subordinates, peers and superiors. Would probably do it all over again. You could have just said "I was an asshole" and been done with it. I only had to go there once and it was a fucked up situation... Didn't say I liked being a SWO, just the way it worked out; never drank the bug juice. 
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:04:20 PM EDT
[#25]
I have a GT score of 12, so they let me eat snakes
bon appetite   |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:04:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Based on the Starship Trooper comments, I can tell y'all watched the movie where the story line was messed up and didn't actually read the book.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:05:40 PM EDT
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I have a GT score of 12, so they let me eat snakes bon appetite
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/8434974/377063409.jpg http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/23525913/396377055.jpg See that OP....don't sign up to jump out of planes, that shit'll turn your hair white....  
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:07:12 PM EDT
[#28]
I joined for the great pay
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:08:41 PM EDT
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I'd tell you but most of my deployment is so classified that I can't talk about it for 250 years.
I'll tell you this though, I made 32K before May and was in so deep that the classified documents are classified. Also, I served with that dude from Duel Survivor. Nuff said, time for me to bug out. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:09:38 PM EDT
[#30]
Da fuk you say
 Quote HistoryQuoted: Seeing how no one will give you a real answer I'll help you out. Go MP, we are pretty much infantry. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:09:48 PM EDT
[#31]
What I did was G14 classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:10:11 PM EDT
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I joined the Marines because:
One day I was going to visit my boyfriend at work, and I watched him kiss a coworker on the cheek. I immediately stormed in to his work and got in his face about it, and slammed my locket he gave me down on his desk. We were done. But I wasn't done yet. I drove away in an angry bitch fit not paying attention to the road and biting my lip. I pulled my piece of shit volvo into the nearest gas station because I had to take an angry shit. I pretended I went in to buy a green tea, but really I just wanted the bathroom key. As I asked for the key I noticed a lame sticker on the bulletin board in the gas station. It said, "All women are created equal, then some become Marines." I knew what I must do. I stormed into the bathroom locking it behind me, and immediately started stripping down and cutting my hair until I looked like a bull dike. As if that wasn't enough, I proceed to tape my supple breasts to my body so that I appear more flat chested and disgusting than before. The rest is a blur of Marine Corps induced magic. Now the Marine Corps is a part of me, that you'll never ever ever take away from me. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:11:27 PM EDT
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Yep
20 yrs on jump status, even my eyebrows are going white Quote HistoryQuoted: See that OP....don't sign up to jump out of planes, that shit'll turn your hair white.... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I have a GT score of 12, so they let me eat snakes bon appetite http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/8434974/377063409.jpg http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/23525913/396377055.jpg See that OP....don't sign up to jump out of planes, that shit'll turn your hair white.... |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:11:48 PM EDT
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I joined so I could get my tank icon.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:13:02 PM EDT
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See that OP....don't sign up to jump out of planes, that shit'll turn your hair white.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have a GT score of 12, so they let me eat snakes bon appetite
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/8434974/377063409.jpg http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/23525913/396377055.jpg See that OP....don't sign up to jump out of planes, that shit'll turn your hair white.... 
Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:13:43 PM EDT
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Why?
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:14:02 PM EDT
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Based on the Starship Trooper comments, I can tell y'all watched the movie where the story line was messed up and didn't actually read the book. 
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:14:09 PM EDT
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You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem.
- Yeah, I do. Anyway, I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas. I'm basically a shy person. I'm a shy guy... and he suggested taking one of these aggression-training courses. You know, these aggressive- training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it costs bucks to join this thing. Well, I didn't have the money. And I thought to myself, "Join the Army. It's free." So I figured while I'm here, I'll lose a few pounds. You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one. Which is perfect for me. I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:14:25 PM EDT
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I had the privilege of slaying bodies for my country while bathing in oil and blood of innocents. I wasn't a fan of bathing in the oil, it made me way to slick and I couldn't properly slay bodies But made it easy to masturbate |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:14:53 PM EDT
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I joined because my recruiter said I could fuck Miss USA
 J/K |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:14:56 PM EDT
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How about you just guess?
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:17:38 PM EDT
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Chem-trail pilot
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:18:21 PM EDT
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Recruiter fucked me. I only joined because he said the Army was sponsored by Oakley.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:20:25 PM EDT
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I figured I better join before I got drafted.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:22:30 PM EDT
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I was just a cook.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:24:24 PM EDT
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I joined because of how nice and sweet everybody is in the Military.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:25:24 PM EDT
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Go Infantry or stay the fuck home.
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:28:23 PM EDT
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Marine Corps boot camp wasn't easy or a nightmare, it just was.
From there I spent 18 months learning electrons and the last 4 years flying on helicopters and working on them. I generally enjoyed being in but it is nice knowing I'm not going to be deployed to some dump. I went to a lot of neat places and met some nice people. Worst was spending my first wedding anniversary in Saudi and losing friends to crashes. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:29:34 PM EDT
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Do you love cock?
If you really love cock, you should become a medic. |
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Posted: 10/23/2014 4:32:00 PM EDT
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I joined to give the Kaiser what for!
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