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Wait wait... Animal Wolverine or X-men Wolverine? Well not that it matters, because it'd still win.

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The wolverine gets first strike on the dragon, but the dragon whacks that motherfucker up side the head and the stash the wolverine had behind it's ear falls down while the furry fiend flys backward.

The dragon scoops up the meth with his tongue, and is now methbergers and hell bent on total damnation. A battle ensues, the dragon appears that he has the upper hand on the wolverine until his meth starts to wear off.

Dragon now pleads with wolverine for more meth, wolverine withholds knowing that if he gives in the dragon will just start to beat his ass again.

Dragon continues to plead - wolverine has an idea. Wolverine & Dragon begin to make meth, but add the bacteria/venom for the dragon into the meth and then they sell to junkies and end up killing all the meth-heads in the south eastern US.

Mexican drug cartels get pissed off at the new found unlikely drug slingers for killing off their clients and hurting their bottom line, as well as stepping on their territory. Only the mexican cartel doesn't know that they're fighting a komodo dragon & a wolverine.

Dragon & Wolverine fly to Mexico and destroy the cartels.

Eventually the dragon gets the wolverine high off his own supply and he dies from the venom.

Dragon is sad, because he was all fucked up and shit on tequila when he did it. Dragon commits sepiku after destroy all the meth-heads in the US.

So.... technically, no one wins.

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This thread delivers

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Wolverine kills Komodo, Wolverine dies later from the septic saliva bite of Komodo, Grizzly eats Wolverine carcass dies from toxic remains, Lion eats Grizzly remains, Gorilla scavages the Grizzly bone to use as a weapon, beats the lion to death, Bruce Lee fights the Gorilla in a demo match, Bruce Lee wins.