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Posted: 10/21/2014 11:01:39 PM EDT
The wolverine was raised in a meth lab and is currently loaded
The dragon has Asperger's who wins? GO!!!!!!!!! |
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drop the Dragon in the Wolverine's territory and it would be moribund too cold, Wolverine would take a bite out of it's neck, take a crap on it and it would be all over. Problem is the Dragon being toxic the Wolverine would die a couple days later.
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Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. Remember the dragon has Asperger's. He may fixate and continue,with repetitive actions despit fatigue |
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Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. lolololololol and so on. |
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Dragon's skin is pretty tough...hard to say. Though if it even gets one tooth in the wolverine, it's not long for this earth.
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Damn it I forgot to factor in the Asperger's...
Still gotta go with...WOLVERINES! |
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[#12]
Hard to say. Big size difference though.
Adult wolverine ~60 lbs Adult Dragon ~180 Mammals generally seem to kick larger reptiles asses though.
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Quoted: Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. If not, I assure you they have some lasting power. fuckers. |
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Quoted: Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. |
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Ever been clamped onto by a monitor? If not, I assure you they have some lasting power. fuckers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. If not, I assure you they have some lasting power. fuckers. I don't want to find out. Dang. |
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Damnit, where is the poll?
Gonna have to go with the Komodo depending on the location. |
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Dragon. I think they have 12 kinds of bacteria that can kill. Also long tail that it whips with.
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Someone post that James Bond scene of the fat Chinese dude getting eaten by a Komodo dragon.
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There have been several recent studies claiming that large monitors are in fact venomous. Not sure if anything was proven. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. It was. It proved that snakes were the evolution offspring of lizards. It was an interesting documentary. Komodo takes the wolverine with a single bite and a two week wait on the poison to kill it. |
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Ever been clamped onto by a monitor? If not, I assure you they have some lasting power. fuckers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. If not, I assure you they have some lasting power. fuckers. Actually I have. A Nile monitor and then my hand got nice and infected for several days. I am a big reptile guy, mainly snakes though as well as some tortoises and chameleons. But seriously fuck a monitor. |
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Quoted: The wolverine was raised in a meth lab and is currently loaded The dragon has Asperger's who wins? GO!!!!!!!!! View Quote |
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It was. It proved that snakes were the evolution offspring of lizards. It was an interesting documentary. Komodo takes the wolverine with a single bite and a two week wait on the poison to kill it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. It was. It proved that snakes were the evolution offspring of lizards. It was an interesting documentary. Komodo takes the wolverine with a single bite and a two week wait on the poison to kill it. As far as what I have read it was only one team(Fry) claiming venom, which they may indeed be right. However I don't believe every one is convinced yet. But then again it isn't like anyone sends me regular updates either... |
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The wolverine was raised in a meth lab and is currently loaded The dragon has Asperger's who wins? GO!!!!!!!!! 87 degrees,F |
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pretty creepy... gives him a bite... then jsut follow the buffalo around "we know you're gonna die... we're just waiting" the tongue lick on the nose was creepy too |
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Wolverine has the healing factor. Nothing the dragon could do could hurt him.
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The wolverine gets first strike on the dragon, but the dragon whacks that motherfucker up side the head and the stash the wolverine had behind it's ear falls down while the furry fiend flys backward.
The dragon scoops up the meth with his tongue, and is now methbergers and hell bent on total damnation. A battle ensues, the dragon appears that he has the upper hand on the wolverine until his meth starts to wear off. Dragon now pleads with wolverine for more meth, wolverine withholds knowing that if he gives in the dragon will just start to beat his ass again. Dragon continues to plead - wolverine has an idea. Wolverine & Dragon begin to make meth, but add the bacteria/venom for the dragon into the meth and then they sell to junkies and end up killing all the meth-heads in the south eastern US. Mexican drug cartels get pissed off at the new found unlikely drug slingers for killing off their clients and hurting their bottom line, as well as stepping on their territory. Only the mexican cartel doesn't know that they're fighting a komodo dragon & a wolverine. Dragon & Wolverine fly to Mexico and destroy the cartels. Eventually the dragon gets the wolverine high off his own supply and he dies from the venom. Dragon is sad, because he was all fucked up and shit on tequila when he did it. Dragon commits sepiku after destroy all the meth-heads in the US. So.... technically, no one wins. |
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Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. The wolverine would have to win the fight in one go though. After the first dragon bite and a few hours later he's fooked. That's how they hunt. Bite it. Wait for it to die and go dine on the bloated remains. |
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Both will die.
The Wolverine will die a horrible death as he slowly rots. The Komodo will die at the site of the altercation. Komodo dragons bite their prey and then wait. In a few weeks their amazingly good sense of smell leads them to the rotting carcass of the animal they bit. Sometimes it is still alive. |
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The Komodo Dragon is indeed venomous.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html I ain't hotlinking nothing for this GD TLDR crowd. |
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Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. Incorrect. Scientists discovered a little while ago that they actually do have venom, as well as bacteria. |
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The wolverine gets first strike on the dragon, but the dragon whacks that motherfucker up side the head and the stash the wolverine had behind it's ear falls down while the furry fiend flys backward. The dragon scoops up the meth with his tongue, and is now methbergers and hell bent on total damnation. A battle ensues, the dragon appears that he has the upper hand on the wolverine until his meth starts to wear off. Dragon now pleads with wolverine for more meth, wolverine withholds knowing that if he gives in the dragon will just start to beat his ass again. Dragon continues to plead - wolverine has an idea. Wolverine & Dragon begin to make meth, but add the bacteria/venom for the dragon into the meth and then they sell to junkies and end up killing all the meth-heads in the south eastern US. Mexican drug cartels get pissed off at the new found unlikely drug slingers for killing off their clients and hurting their bottom line, as well as stepping on their territory. Only the mexican cartel doesn't know that they're fighting a komodo dragon & a wolverine. Dragon & Wolverine fly to Mexico and destroy the cartels. Eventually the dragon gets the wolverine high off his own supply and he dies from the venom. Dragon is sad, because he was all fucked up and shit on tequila when he did it. Dragon commits sepiku after destroy all the meth-heads in the US. So.... technically, no one wins. View Quote you must be Jack Hanna; you sure know a lot about animals. |
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Asperger's turns Komodo Dragon in to a whiny bitch the moment something doesn't go right. Wolverine pounces. Game over.
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Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. |
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Seems like the wolverine would be too fast for the dragon.
Like a mongoose fighting a cobra. Get in, get out. |
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Wolverine kills Komodo, Wolverine dies later from the septic saliva bite of Komodo, Grizzly eats Wolverine carcass dies from toxic remains, Lion eats Grizzly remains, Gorilla scavages the Grizzly bone to use as a weapon, beats the lion to death, Bruce Lee fights the Gorilla in a demo match, Bruce Lee wins.
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Quoted: who wins? View Quote If the Wolverine is in Michigan, then the Komodo wins. Wolverines in Michigan can't win shit this year.
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Quoted: Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. |
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komodos have venom. Negative...massive amounts of toxic bacteria but it takes a long time to kill. The wolverine has the advantage of a warm blooded animal. It would win on endurance alone. Reptiles build up large amounts of lactic acid that limits long battles. http://youtu.be/4M9BkiV5btc That's freggin nuts. |
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