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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:00:04 PM EDT
Who wins?

Big male lion vs. Silverback.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:00:55 PM EDT
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Gorilla buys lion fresh steak with EBT they both win!








Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:01:51 PM EDT
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Lion.  Four paws plus jaws.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:02:14 PM EDT
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.

Amazing how powerfull a full grown Silverback is, I swung one lion around by the back leg like a rag doll to hit the other liion and broke the lions leg in the process.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:02:58 PM EDT
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Breaking new ground.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:03:24 PM EDT
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Won't these threads stop?
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:04:02 PM EDT
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Just waiting for the Dragon vs Hydra thread to kick off any second now.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:04:22 PM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:04:56 PM EDT
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.


Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:05:22 PM EDT
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We've been doing them since I started on here. All signs point to no, it won't stop.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:06:10 PM EDT
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.

Amazing how powerfull a full grown Silverback is, I swung one lion around by the back leg like a rag doll to hit the other liion and broke the lions leg in the process.
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.

Amazing how powerfull a full grown Silverback is, I swung one lion around by the back leg like a rag doll to hit the other liion and broke the lions leg in the process.


Link?
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:06:24 PM EDT
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No argument it's already been filmed:

Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:08:07 PM EDT
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Going with gorilla here.  About the same weight, has opposable thumbs and the innate ability to toss heavy things like they were pillows.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:10:31 PM EDT
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ok my guess is the gorilla,  they are big mean and can crush a lion with their hands,   the lion may bite the gorilla but once the gorilla gets ahold of him its lights out
















look what he does to the luggage





 
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:11:18 PM EDT
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Lion. There's a reason he's called King of the fucking jungle!
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:11:35 PM EDT
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Gorilla would rip a lion apart. It is much stronger and would snap the lions neck in the first round. Bears in North America make quick work of mountain lions.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:17:42 PM EDT
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.

Amazing how powerfull a full grown Silverback is, I swung one lion around by the back leg like a rag doll to hit the other liion and broke the lions leg in the process.
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Funny, but I have seen a video of a Gorilla killing 2 full size lions stalking it.

Amazing how powerfull a full grown Silverback is, I swung one lion around by the back leg like a rag doll to hit the other liion and broke the lions leg in the process.


Yeah okay bro.  
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:17:53 PM EDT
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I aim to please.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:18:26 PM EDT
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For all of y'all talkin' about lions and their jaws, place your peepers upon these chompers...







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Let me help you on this one

Silverback for the win.

Beat while downloading pics
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:20:08 PM EDT
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gorilla wins hands down.  the real fight is gorilla vs grizzly.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:20:29 PM EDT
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i see what you did there !!!  
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:20:35 PM EDT
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  We've been doing them since I started on here. All signs point to no, it won't stop.
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I figured, but they've been super frequent lately.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:25:10 PM EDT
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Gorilla v Bruce lee?
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:25:45 PM EDT
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This. A gorilla is crazy strong and aggressive. I think a grizzly could give it a run for its money.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:26:43 PM EDT
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A lion would shred a gorilla. Gorillas have threat display and then they'd bail if that didn't work on anything than an other ape. We're talking about a would ape, right?  Not one trained by Bruce Lee, right?
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:30:00 PM EDT
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Fast running lion knocks gorilla to ground, sinks fangs in back of neck....lion for the win.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:39:49 PM EDT
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I hope not! They're fun!
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:43:57 PM EDT
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Cats are not courageous one on one.

The lion would unass the first time the silverback caused it pain.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:44:51 PM EDT
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This. A gorilla is crazy strong and aggressive. I think a grizzly could give it a run for its money.
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gorilla wins hands down.  the real fight is gorilla vs grizzly.






This. A gorilla is crazy strong and aggressive. I think a grizzly could give it a run for its money.
A big silverback and a big lion are similar in weight.  Think of the biggest meanest bad ass you can think of, lets say Randy Savage in his prime, to represent the gorilla.  For the lion lets think of a house cat that weighed the same as the bad ass.  Do you think Randy could take a house cat that was the same weight he was?  Didn't think so.


 





Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:46:22 PM EDT
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Those are some big ass teeth for eating twigs.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:54:02 PM EDT
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Gorilla's can use stuff like branches or rocks as weapons,climb trees better than lions,and is smarter.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:57:43 PM EDT
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How can we set this up?  I'd like to know for sure.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 8:58:13 PM EDT
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Silverback for the win.

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Silverback for the win.

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Let's see.   Lion has jaws and teeth that are equal or greater size, plus four huge paws with huge claws attached.

Where was the gorillas advantage again?

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Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:04:37 PM EDT
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Let's see.   Lion has jaws and teeth that are equal or greater size, plus four huge paws with huge claws attached.

Where was the gorillas advantage again?

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Silverback for the win.

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Let's see.   Lion has jaws and teeth that are equal or greater size, plus four huge paws with huge claws attached.

Where was the gorillas advantage again?

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gorilla has brute strength, agility, 4 limbs he can grab with etc.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:05:06 PM EDT
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Another Mike Tyson v. Bruce Lee thread?
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:06:44 PM EDT
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So does the lion.


 
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You must be trying to be sarcastic, we did this a couple years ago.
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So does the lion.  
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gorilla has brute strength, agility, 4 limbs he can grab with etc.
So does the lion.  

The gorilla would be in it to win it.

One solid hit or bite and the cat would be running for the hills.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:20:41 PM EDT
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Yeah but the big silverback has hands and can pick up a big fucking club to knock out the lion. Hell look what King Kong did to the 2 T-Rexs in the movie, tore open that one fuckers mouth/jaw.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:22:39 PM EDT
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I once saw a large gorilla kill two T-Rex at the same time, so I'm going with the gorilla on this one guys.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:23:27 PM EDT
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Lets scale it down.  Somebody get a spider monkey and house cat and see which one wins.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:28:03 PM EDT
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What give you the right to name me in a fight?






And I don't think we have a gorilla handle on this site.



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Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:29:43 PM EDT
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Thinking if the lion put the pedal to the metal like when two cats fight (blur of fur) the gorilla wouldn't come close to standing a chance.
Seems like when cats fight anything other than another cat they just barely give enough effort to win.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:32:12 PM EDT
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Spider monkey destroys a house cat.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:36:39 PM EDT
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Thinking if the lion put the pedal to the metal like when two cats fight (blur of fur) the gorilla wouldn't come close to standing a chance.
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A gorilla could/can literally rip the jaws off of a lion- tear its face apart.  It can break the cats limbs with its hands.
It is a good fight, but the gorilla wins.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:39:10 PM EDT
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I gotta go with the gorilla.  Brute strength, I think the gorilla would rip the lion apart.  The lion would get one good claw or bite in but once the gorilla had a hold of it, game over.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:45:45 PM EDT
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The gorilla would be in it to win it.

One solid hit or bite and the cat would be running for the hills.
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gorilla has brute strength, agility, 4 limbs he can grab with etc.
So does the lion.  

The gorilla would be in it to win it.

One solid hit or bite and the cat would be running for the hills.


A gorilla cannot punch as hard as a zebra, let alone a giraffe, can kick. There are videos all over the internet of lions being kicked by these animals without getting knocked out of the fight. I just don't see what a gorilla could do to a lion to win the fight.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:47:11 PM EDT
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Probably the lion.  Gorillas aren't the savage predators they're made out to be.  Strong? Sure. They're gentle giants.
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