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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:06:20 PM EDT
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Other notables from my life: I was once raped by a married woman. I shit in the sink and garbage can of a gas station bathroom in Atlanta after pissing on the toilet paper and writing in Sharpie on the mirror "Clean your fucking bathroom" (It was almost as disgusting prior to me violating it) I tried to hang another boyscout on a December campout. We got caught. Later than night me and a few others flipped his tent into the creek with him inside it. I fucked a pregnant Mexican chick before. One time I literally lost my car. WTF. 
There has to be more to that story. I haven't had a good job since I moved. I have wasted 2 years of my life with nothing to show for it. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:07:49 PM EDT
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I'm getting pizza for lunch thanks to the OP...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:08:36 PM EDT
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WTF.
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Other notables from my life: I was once raped by a married woman. I shit in the sink and garbage can of a gas station bathroom in Atlanta after pissing on the toilet paper and writing in Sharpie on the mirror "Clean your fucking bathroom" (It was almost as disgusting prior to me violating it) I tried to hang another boyscout on a December campout. We got caught. Later than night me and a few others flipped his tent into the creek with him inside it. I fucked a pregnant Mexican chick before. One time I literally lost my car. WTF.
I left that alone but all I could think was...bullies.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:09:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I left that alone but all I could think was...bullies. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Other notables from my life: I was once raped by a married woman. I shit in the sink and garbage can of a gas station bathroom in Atlanta after pissing on the toilet paper and writing in Sharpie on the mirror "Clean your fucking bathroom" (It was almost as disgusting prior to me violating it) I tried to hang another boyscout on a December campout. We got caught. Later than night me and a few others flipped his tent into the creek with him inside it. I fucked a pregnant Mexican chick before. One time I literally lost my car. WTF. I left that alone but all I could think was...bullies. Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:11:00 PM EDT
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Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Other notables from my life: I was once raped by a married woman. I shit in the sink and garbage can of a gas station bathroom in Atlanta after pissing on the toilet paper and writing in Sharpie on the mirror "Clean your fucking bathroom" (It was almost as disgusting prior to me violating it) I tried to hang another boyscout on a December campout. We got caught. Later than night me and a few others flipped his tent into the creek with him inside it. I fucked a pregnant Mexican chick before. One time I literally lost my car. WTF.
I left that alone but all I could think was...bullies. Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. That's a hell of a thing. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:12:24 PM EDT
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Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:13:04 PM EDT
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Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Other notables from my life: I was once raped by a married woman. I shit in the sink and garbage can of a gas station bathroom in Atlanta after pissing on the toilet paper and writing in Sharpie on the mirror "Clean your fucking bathroom" (It was almost as disgusting prior to me violating it) I tried to hang another boyscout on a December campout. We got caught. Later than night me and a few others flipped his tent into the creek with him inside it. I fucked a pregnant Mexican chick before. One time I literally lost my car. WTF.
I left that alone but all I could think was...bullies. Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. Then I am with you. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:13:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Aww we said this was a no judgments zone...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:13:29 PM EDT
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Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:13:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Then I am with you. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. Then I am with you. I want to say he was a known food thief and he had stepped up to camping supplies and gear. May have took another guys knife.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:15:56 PM EDT
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My girlfriend makes more money than me alot more, and she just got a big pay bump when she took a new job.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:16:48 PM EDT
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He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax. OMG...that is awesome! 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:17:29 PM EDT
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I want to say he was a known food thief and he had stepped up to camping supplies and gear. May have took another guys knife. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. Then I am with you. I want to say he was a known food thief and he had stepped up to camping supplies and gear. May have took another guys knife. Being a tattle tale also would be deserving. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:19:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Being a tattle tale also would be deserving. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Nah he was a dick. I forgot what he did but he pissed us off pretty bad. Then I am with you. I want to say he was a known food thief and he had stepped up to camping supplies and gear. May have took another guys knife. Being a tattle tale also would be deserving. Snitches get stitches
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:19:55 PM EDT
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I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them.  A club. You and I will start one. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:21:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax.  |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:21:48 PM EDT
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My first pistol was a HiPoint..........and I kinda like the ugliness of it. came to post this,.. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:24:55 PM EDT
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My girlfriend makes more money than me alot more, and she just got a big pay bump when she took a new job. That seems like something you should be happy about. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:27:19 PM EDT
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I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books.  So one book? They are literally all the same Hey, the Notebook was a good flick, especially if you've lost anyone to Alzheimer's. That shit sucks. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:29:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That seems like something you should be happy about. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My girlfriend makes more money than me alot more, and she just got a big pay bump when she took a new job. That seems like something you should be happy about. Yeah at least you have a girlfriend and don't sit lonely and unfulfilled watching Pawn Stars re-runs on your couch every night Geeze, some people
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:29:54 PM EDT
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That seems like something you should be happy about. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My girlfriend makes more money than me alot more, and she just got a big pay bump when she took a new job. That seems like something you should be happy about. I think it's a bruised ego/macho-bravado thing Can't say that I wouldn't feel a little embarrassed about it myself 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:31:57 PM EDT
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I banged a heavier gal that I worked with a few years ago
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:32:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:35:55 PM EDT
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I like prince, take bp meds, really bad at identifying thingummies and would probably "hit" Monica given the right circumstances.
ETA: I will not click on the Peyton Manning thread. That would only exacerbate my irrational hatred for the man |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:40:27 PM EDT
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I helped a coworker out of her pants this morning in the ladies bathroom.
Sorry, no homo. Her top snap was snagged and she had to pee. There were several of us helping, but I made the freeing move. I know you men can't relate, but I once got caught in a pair of Spanx in the dressing room and couldn't get them off over my head or over my hips. I was ready to reach for a knife and cut the damned things off. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:40:56 PM EDT
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I think it's a bruised ego/macho-bravado thing Can't say that I wouldn't feel a little embarrassed about it myself Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My girlfriend makes more money than me alot more, and she just got a big pay bump when she took a new job. That seems like something you should be happy about. I think it's a bruised ego/macho-bravado thing Can't say that I wouldn't feel a little embarrassed about it myself The thread title is "Tell us something you're slightly ashamed of", there's a good reason for it but that'd require me to tell you both our life stories. So, analyze it however you wish. Hint GIR-101 is correct eta spelling |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:41:04 PM EDT
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He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:41:32 PM EDT
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I'm not a good shot.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:44:35 PM EDT
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I've been carrying around the same ammo in my carry pistol for like 2 years.
That means I've neither rotated fresh ammo in nor practiced with my carry pistol.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:45:10 PM EDT
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I helped a coworker out of her pants this morning in the ladies bathroom.
Sorry, no homo. Her top snap was snagged and she had to pee. There were several of us helping, but I made the freeing move. I know you men can't relate, but I once got caught in a pair of Spanx in the dressing room and couldn't get them off over my head or over my hips. I was ready to reach for a knife and cut the damned things off. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:46:14 PM EDT
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I helped a coworker out of her pants this morning in the ladies bathroom.
Sorry, no homo. Her top snap was snagged and she had to pee. There were several of us helping, but I made the freeing move. I know you men can't relate, but I once got caught in a pair of Spanx in the dressing room and couldn't get them off over my head or over my hips. I was ready to reach for a knife and cut the damned things off. I will just have to look somewhat curvy instead of flat. I will NEVER do that again! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:51:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I helped a coworker out of her pants this morning in the ladies bathroom. Sorry, no homo. Her top snap was snagged and she had to pee. There were several of us helping, but I made the freeing move. I know you men can't relate, but I once got caught in a pair of Spanx in the dressing room and couldn't get them off over my head or over my hips. I was ready to reach for a knife and cut the damned things off. I put on a corset once, does that count?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:51:56 PM EDT
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I regret not shooting man because I was afraid of liability.
On the flip side I am partly glad I don't have to live with taking someone's life, but somewhere there's a shit bag still alive because I didn't pull the trigger. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:52:04 PM EDT
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I once had sex with a deaf Guatemalan girl.
Wait, I'm not ashamed of that at all. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:52:44 PM EDT
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I put on a corset once, does that count? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I helped a coworker out of her pants this morning in the ladies bathroom.
Sorry, no homo. Her top snap was snagged and she had to pee. There were several of us helping, but I made the freeing move. I know you men can't relate, but I once got caught in a pair of Spanx in the dressing room and couldn't get them off over my head or over my hips. I was ready to reach for a knife and cut the damned things off. I put on a corset once, does that count? Corsets are easier to get out of than Spanx (one piece--the kind that look like overalls at the top) are. It's like being squeezed all over by an anaconda.
How anyone wears these things I don't know! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:58:36 PM EDT
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I lost my virginity in a threesome. Other two men's names? It was a Divine experience... NOW your avatar makes perfect sense. So did you meet her a bar down in old SoHo? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:03:12 PM EDT
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I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them. A club. You and I will start one. Where do I sign up. That would be a club I need to be part of since my heart problems started. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:17:51 PM EDT
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Some days I feel as if I have the intellectual capacity, and a mission similar to the mice, Pinky and The Brain. Every day trying to take over the world have sex with my wife. I thought if I got in shape by healthy dieting, tons of free weights, and taking up biking for cardio, it would make my wife want to have sex with me. I may have thought it out wrong as it's not working... Tomorrow, I'll do the same thing I do every night, try to take over the world have sex with my wife!
But I have lost 30 lbs (down to 178 lbs), and am staring to shape up quite a bit. I'm going to try to put on some more muscle but stay under 180. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:21:35 PM EDT
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I got kicked out of naval air museum Pensacola for having my wife take a picture of me humping a deactivated nuclear bomb
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:23:16 PM EDT
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I got kicked out of naval air museum Pensacola for having my wife take a picture of me humping a deactivated nuclear bomb Lol that's great. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:26:59 PM EDT
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I buy size 32 pants, but make the 2 look like a 1 Seinfeld is that you? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:37:19 PM EDT
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I buy size 32 pants, but make the 2 look like a 1 Seinfeld is that you? Why would you want to make length appear to be less than it actually is???? Doing something about that 46" waist maybe. But why screw with the inseam? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:37:59 PM EDT
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How did anybody else just pass over this one..... No fucking shit. Although, I gotta say  I want proof.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:40:37 PM EDT
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Every day I sink deeper into apathy and alcoholism.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:41:28 PM EDT
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I had a threesome with two married ugly women just so I could say I had a threesome. Actually I'm not ashamed of that. That was awesome.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:45:20 PM EDT
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My girlfriend makes more money than me alot more, and she just got a big pay bump when she took a new job. #winning Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:45:58 PM EDT
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...This one night.... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:49:03 PM EDT
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I just jerked off. Right before going to class. I thought high school started at 8am? After posting that and looking around did you feel awkward that no one is laughing? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:54:22 PM EDT
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I was at a big bar here with an imitation beach style set up I was sitting around one of the campfires they have set up with about 6 of my friends and 20 random people iirc. Someone was ordering buckets of beer and they come pre-opened in the bucket, I am 95% sure someone slipped a roofie in one of them trying to get one of the girls around the fire and I ended up being the one to drink it... I was driving home I felt great, all of a sudden i started getting woozey so I opened the windows and turned loud music on, etc. By the time I got to my front door I could barely walk, I think I passed out on my carpet idk, next thing I know I'm in the bathtub throwing up down my chest, then I wake up in my bed apparently I had a complete blackout. My wife told me she had to take care of me all night. I had a thread about it here a bunch of people berated me for driving home on a roofie lol like I was supposed to magically know. Apparently it's an asshole move to get roofied and drive home stupid rape victims are endangering all us safe drivers, gotta love arfcom logic. I'm very glad I drove home though instead of waking up face down in a ditch somewhere, I don't even want to imagine what would happen had I blackedout on the pavement somewhere in my city... Probably would have had my throat eaten by coyote or been taken hostage by a bunch of illegals. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. I was driving home I felt great, all of a sudden i started getting woozey so I opened the windows and turned loud music on, etc. By the time I got to my front door I could barely walk, I think I passed out on my carpet idk, next thing I know I'm in the bathtub throwing up down my chest, then I wake up in my bed apparently I had a complete blackout. My wife told me she had to take care of me all night. I had a thread about it here a bunch of people berated me for driving home on a roofie lol like I was supposed to magically know. Apparently it's an asshole move to get roofied and drive home stupid rape victims are endangering all us safe drivers, gotta love arfcom logic. I'm very glad I drove home though instead of waking up face down in a ditch somewhere, I don't even want to imagine what would happen had I blackedout on the pavement somewhere in my city... Probably would have had my throat eaten by coyote or been taken hostage by a bunch of illegals. Buttttt somehow you forgot that you had been drinking and you drove? lol |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:57:03 PM EDT
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