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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:13:50 PM EDT
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I have lust in my heart for a Juke.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:14:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You're right, I'm sorry. This should be a judgement free thread. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy. So you're that guy?  When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... It was a long time ago. Your thread is something you're ashamed of....not my finest moment. ETA: Disney didn't close the pool! You're right, I'm sorry. This should be a judgement free thread.  |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:14:42 PM EDT
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I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:15:10 PM EDT
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I have lust in my heart for a Juke. http://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/gallery/NISSANJukeNismo-4730_3.jpg A chick at work has one. I really like the thing. Ours is apparently a minority position, because between the three of us, I know of no one else who likes them. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:15:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. My kinda woman. Battle Los Angeles get you weak in the knees?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:15:27 PM EDT
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It was a candy bar right?  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy. So you're that guy?
When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... It was a candy bar right? Sure looked like a shit to me. But I just informed my boss, was told not to do anything, then went home for the rest of the day. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:15:51 PM EDT
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Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:15:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have lust in my heart for a Juke. http://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/gallery/NISSANJukeNismo-4730_3.jpg I like the little Fiat 500's
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:17:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books. So one book? They are literally all the same
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:17:46 PM EDT
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This is me and my wife I'm so ashamed...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:17:57 PM EDT
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Why? The shitting of the pants is just a waste of a good roofie.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. I want to party with you. Why? The shitting of the pants is just a waste of a good roofie. It didn't go to waste... 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:19:55 PM EDT
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So one book? They are literally all the same Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books. So one book? They are literally all the same Sometimes, I go along to get along. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:20:26 PM EDT
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I got a DUI and shit my pants when the cop had a glock pointed at me.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:22:03 PM EDT
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A chick at work has one. I really like the thing. Ours is apparently a minority position, because between the three of us, I know of no one else who likes them. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have lust in my heart for a Juke. http://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/gallery/NISSANJukeNismo-4730_3.jpg A chick at work has one. I really like the thing. Ours is apparently a minority position, because between the three of us, I know of no one else who likes them. I'd like the new Juke R. 0-60 in 3.5. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:22:06 PM EDT
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I got a DUI and shit my pants when the cop had a glock pointed at me. I think you win, so far. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:22:32 PM EDT
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MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003) Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it Fuck you, I hate Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. MrsSubnet loves him. Has all his books. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:23:05 PM EDT
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I think you win, so far. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got a DUI and shit my pants when the cop had a glock pointed at me. I think you win, so far. Lots more to the story too, lol. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:23:37 PM EDT
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I haven't had any money for 2 days and don't get paid until Thursday.
...as in not one dollar to my name.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:26:13 PM EDT
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I haven't had any money for 2 days and don't get paid until Thursday. ...as in not one dollar to my name.
(pretty pathetic) Srreen name is appropriately sad.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:26:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I haven't had any money for 2 days and don't get paid until Thursday. ...as in not one dollar to my name.(pretty pathetic) If you're close to losing your dignity or willing too, I might have a job for you worth $20
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:28:12 PM EDT
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I once bought a gun from Gander Mountain. I've done this too. Even though I new I was getting screwed.
I also have a jeep rubicon with an automatic transmission and carry a glock instead of a 1911. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:30:36 PM EDT
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Fapping into the bathroom sink...quick clean up
Also pissing into the same sink to save water/money Eta...buying a rifle from dicks |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:31:35 PM EDT
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My first pistol was a HiPoint..........and I kinda like the ugliness of it.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:32:44 PM EDT
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ive had sex w/ fat girls. some of the best head in my life.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:33:34 PM EDT
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I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them. AMEN |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:33:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. I was driving home I felt great, all of a sudden i started getting woozey so I opened the windows and turned loud music on, etc. By the time I got to my front door I could barely walk, I think I passed out on my carpet idk, next thing I know I'm in the bathtub throwing up down my chest, then I wake up in my bed apparently I had a complete blackout. My wife told me she had to take care of me all night. I had a thread about it here a bunch of people berated me for driving home on a roofie lol like I was supposed to magically know. Apparently it's an asshole move to get roofied and drive home stupid rape victims are endangering all us safe drivers, gotta love arfcom logic. I'm very glad I drove home though instead of waking up face down in a ditch somewhere, I don't even want to imagine what would happen had I blackedout on the pavement somewhere in my city... Probably would have had my throat eaten by coyote or been taken hostage by a bunch of illegals. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:35:23 PM EDT
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ive had sex w/ fat girls. some of the best head in my life. And by this post we now know what a chiseled sex god you are. Everyone, hats off to this fine sir. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:36:40 PM EDT
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If you're close to losing your dignity or willing too, I might have a job for you worth $20 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I haven't had any money for 2 days and don't get paid until Thursday. ...as in not one dollar to my name.
(pretty pathetic) If you're close to losing your dignity or willing too, I might have a job for you worth $20 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:38:05 PM EDT
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from Shitcago
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:39:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was at a big bar here with an imitation beach style set up I was sitting around one of the campfires they have set up with about 6 of my friends and 20 random people iirc. Someone was ordering buckets of beer and they come pre-opened in the bucket, I am 95% sure someone slipped a roofie in one of them trying to get one of the girls around the fire and I ended up being the one to drink it... I was driving home I felt great, all of a sudden i started getting woozey so I opened the windows and turned loud music on, etc. By the time I got to my front door I could barely walk, I think I passed out on my carpet idk, next thing I know I'm in the bathtub throwing up down my chest, then I wake up in my bed apparently I had a complete blackout. My wife told me she had to take care of me all night. I had a thread about it here a bunch of people berated me for driving home on a roofie lol like I was supposed to magically know. Apparently it's an asshole move to get roofied and drive home stupid rape victims are endangering all us safe drivers, gotta love arfcom logic. I'm very glad I drove home though instead of waking up face down in a ditch somewhere, I don't even want to imagine what would happen had I blackedout on the pavement somewhere in my city... Probably would have had my throat eaten by coyote or been taken hostage by a bunch of illegals. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. I was driving home I felt great, all of a sudden i started getting woozey so I opened the windows and turned loud music on, etc. By the time I got to my front door I could barely walk, I think I passed out on my carpet idk, next thing I know I'm in the bathtub throwing up down my chest, then I wake up in my bed apparently I had a complete blackout. My wife told me she had to take care of me all night. I had a thread about it here a bunch of people berated me for driving home on a roofie lol like I was supposed to magically know. Apparently it's an asshole move to get roofied and drive home stupid rape victims are endangering all us safe drivers, gotta love arfcom logic. I'm very glad I drove home though instead of waking up face down in a ditch somewhere, I don't even want to imagine what would happen had I blackedout on the pavement somewhere in my city... Probably would have had my throat eaten by coyote or been taken hostage by a bunch of illegals. I don't remember most of the night. From what I was told my friends wife picked us up (it was two friends and I, all 3 got roofied.) One was outside the bar passed out in a gutter, one was talking to a tree and I was trying to get in a fight with a group of bikers. I jumped headfirst out of the Nissan Murano on the way back to their house, face first into the dirt. Then the shitting episode. When I came too I was screaming about suing KFC for making my shit smell funny. One friend didn't wake up for almost 36 hours and the other vomited white form for half a day. Good times man, good times
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:40:42 PM EDT
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I lost my virginity in a threesome.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:41:21 PM EDT
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I lost my virginity in a threesome. I am assuming high school, and it was 2 guys. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:41:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I lost my virginity in a threesome. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:42:24 PM EDT
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I lost my virginity in a threesome. Other two men's names? It was a Divine experience... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:43:44 PM EDT
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If you're close to losing your dignity or willing too, I might have a job for you worth $20 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I haven't had any money for 2 days and don't get paid until Thursday. ...as in not one dollar to my name.
(pretty pathetic) If you're close to losing your dignity or willing too, I might have a job for you worth $20 Nah ill just drink whiskey i've had laying around for a few years and ride my bicycle to work the next two days.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:44:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was a Divine experience... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I lost my virginity in a threesome. Other two men's names? It was a Divine experience... He counts as two?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:45:01 PM EDT
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My credit has went to shit after my divorce.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:47:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was a Divine experience... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I lost my virginity in a threesome. Other two men's names? It was a Divine experience... Eww so one was named Jesús? Was he your gardener or pool boy?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:47:57 PM EDT
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I have gained 10lbs in the past few months cause I havent been wanting to go to the gym
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:52:03 PM EDT
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Other notables from my life:
I was once raped by a married woman. I shit in the sink and garbage can of a gas station bathroom in Atlanta after pissing on the toilet paper and writing in Sharpie on the mirror "Clean your fucking bathroom" (It was almost as disgusting prior to me violating it) I tried to hang another boyscout on a December campout. We got caught. Later than night me and a few others flipped his tent into the creek with him inside it. I fucked a pregnant Mexican chick before. One time I literally lost my car.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:52:15 PM EDT
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I have gained 10lbs in the past few months cause I havent been wanting to go to the gym Ya... I did that to.
I really have no excuse because I own a power rack
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:52:42 PM EDT
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I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:54:45 PM EDT
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I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them. Ha. This just made me realize that over the course of my life, the time I have spent shooting is inversely proportional to the amount of money I have spent on shooting... I need to fix this |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:57:32 PM EDT
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Got blackout drunk at the Beer Olympics held at my cousins house as an 18 year old and was raped by a woman in her mid 30's.
Apparently I was the life of the party
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:58:59 PM EDT
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I'm slightly ashamed I took the time to post this.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:59:01 PM EDT
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I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them. This Probably 1/3 of my double digit collection is unfired/unfired by me I'm literally driving back to work from my FFL. I'm walking away with an SKS before prices truly get too ridiculous to warrant purchasing one. They also had Wasr 10s for $540 with no mags. Thanks Colorado Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:00:51 PM EDT
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And by this post we now know what a chiseled sex god you are. Everyone, hats off to this fine sir. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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ive had sex w/ fat girls. some of the best head in my life. And by this post we now know what a chiseled sex god you are. Everyone, hats off to this fine sir. I know, right? can you iamgine having sex with fat chicks? oh the horror. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:01:13 PM EDT
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Eww so one was named Jesús? Was he your gardener or pool boy? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I lost my virginity in a threesome. Other two men's names? It was a Divine experience... Eww so one was named Jesús? Was he your gardener or pool boy? It all started while I was out walking my dog one day, and my neighbor (Harris) came out to walk the dog with me...we went around the block a couple times but the dog wouldn't do his business. Harris helped the dog a bit and then even cleaned up after it. My soul was lost for eternity that day... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:03:25 PM EDT
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I am assuming high school, and it was 2 guys. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I lost my virginity in a threesome. I am assuming high school, and it was 2 guys. Unless it was middle school with the principal and math teacher, you shouldn't be ashamed Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:05:41 PM EDT
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Quote History....
How did anybody else just pass over this one..... |
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