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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:04:54 AM EDT
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get a fake ID. They'll never know. Lying about your age to serve your Country is a time-honored tradition, OP... Or get a hairpiece (you need one anyway), write on a piece of paper "38," put it on your head and put on the rug. Then you can honestly say "I'm under 38!" (Worked in the CW, why not now?) |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:06:55 AM EDT
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If you have at least a BS, masters is better, and have some mil or leo experience, my department will hire you. At age 62 you could retire with a pension also. At least you'd keep me laughing on those long 12 hour night shifts.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:31:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated. This Thursday, spend all evening and night cleaning your house. After 10pm you can no longer use the bathroom. Now, Friday morning wake up and try to clean up without making a mess. Can't use the shower, if you shave, try to use an electric razor, but do it outside. Now, stand outside your front door for about 2 hours. Then go to work. When you get home, start cleaning again, and make sure that Saturday morning through mid day you keep cleaning. You have now successfully emulated the life of a boot Marine who got fucked on a field day. To try the advanced level, Friday morning throw half your shit on the front lawn in a fit of rage. Put up with that for a year or two, and MAYBE you have what it takes... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:34:27 AM EDT
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So, here's a practice test. This Thursday, spend all evening and night cleaning your house. After 10pm you can no longer use the bathroom. Now, Friday morning wake up and try to clean up without making a mess. Can't use the shower, if you shave, try to use an electric razor, but do it outside. Now, stand outside your front door for about 2 hours. Then go to work. When you get home, start cleaning again, and make sure that Saturday morning through mid day you keep cleaning. You have now successfully emulated the life of a boot Marine who got fucked on a field day. To try the advanced level, Friday morning throw half your shit on the front lawn in a fit of rage. Put up with that for a year or two, and MAYBE you have what it takes... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated. This Thursday, spend all evening and night cleaning your house. After 10pm you can no longer use the bathroom. Now, Friday morning wake up and try to clean up without making a mess. Can't use the shower, if you shave, try to use an electric razor, but do it outside. Now, stand outside your front door for about 2 hours. Then go to work. When you get home, start cleaning again, and make sure that Saturday morning through mid day you keep cleaning. You have now successfully emulated the life of a boot Marine who got fucked on a field day. To try the advanced level, Friday morning throw half your shit on the front lawn in a fit of rage. Put up with that for a year or two, and MAYBE you have what it takes... Bullshit, just plain bullshit. Why are you lying to this man?  
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:36:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bullshit, just plain bullshit. Why are you lying to this man? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated. This Thursday, spend all evening and night cleaning your house. After 10pm you can no longer use the bathroom. Now, Friday morning wake up and try to clean up without making a mess. Can't use the shower, if you shave, try to use an electric razor, but do it outside. Now, stand outside your front door for about 2 hours. Then go to work. When you get home, start cleaning again, and make sure that Saturday morning through mid day you keep cleaning. You have now successfully emulated the life of a boot Marine who got fucked on a field day. To try the advanced level, Friday morning throw half your shit on the front lawn in a fit of rage. Put up with that for a year or two, and MAYBE you have what it takes... Bullshit, just plain bullshit. Why are you lying to this man? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:36:51 AM EDT
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I hear there are plenty of Militias that would be willing to take you and start you off with the rank of Colonel. Good luck! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:41:35 AM EDT
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So when it's his turn in the barrel it won't seem as bad? He can be all "mmrrpph least it's better than field day" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated. This Thursday, spend all evening and night cleaning your house. After 10pm you can no longer use the bathroom. Now, Friday morning wake up and try to clean up without making a mess. Can't use the shower, if you shave, try to use an electric razor, but do it outside. Now, stand outside your front door for about 2 hours. Then go to work. When you get home, start cleaning again, and make sure that Saturday morning through mid day you keep cleaning. You have now successfully emulated the life of a boot Marine who got fucked on a field day. To try the advanced level, Friday morning throw half your shit on the front lawn in a fit of rage. Put up with that for a year or two, and MAYBE you have what it takes... Bullshit, just plain bullshit. Why are you lying to this man? There is no room for lies...except for recruiters maybe. I think recruiters should be punished under the UCMJ for their lies... Tell them the truth, you learn what you need as you move along. Just like any other job, .mil or .civ... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:48:18 AM EDT
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:56:55 AM EDT
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. You guys don't understand...Gene is studying the English language, he CANNOT BE DISTURBED! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:59:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you have at least a BS, masters is better, and have some mil or leo experience, my department will hire you. At age 62 you could retire with a pension also. At least you'd keep me laughing on those long 12 hour night shifts. Damn, water treatment is getting all elite and shit.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:59:50 AM EDT
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:02:15 AM EDT
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At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:12:12 AM EDT
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He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:14:36 AM EDT
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Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. Yup, him and kcolg. I can't wait till I get there! 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:14:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. Not so fast - you need to spot 10 trademark infringements to even get a second glance for that gig. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:16:08 AM EDT
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Not so fast - you need to spot 10 trademark infringements to even get a second glance for that gig. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. Not so fast - you need to spot 10 trademark infringements to even get a second glance for that gig. Well fuck, I'm out! 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:16:43 AM EDT
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Not so fast - you need to spot 10 trademark infringements to even get a second glance for that gig. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Drink your milk OP and you will be GTG. At that age, he probably uses Ovaltine. He needs his Geritol...but damn! LEAVE SUGAR BEAR ALONE!!!! Another 10 years and he can qualify as Site Staff. Not so fast - you need to spot 10 trademark infringements to even get a second glance for that gig. But he already drives a Yugo! Surely that's worth something!!! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:25:54 AM EDT
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You just want the tank icon dont you? Cause if you dont have it, you didnt serve. Or maybe he's in it for the retirement bennies. Think of it. 79, fat government paycheck, hot little Filipina honey. Gene5 be livin' the life! 
One thing to consider: Is there a MOLLE pouch for Depends? 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:31:13 AM EDT
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Or maybe he's in it for the retirement bennies. Think of it. 79, fat government paycheck, hot little Filipina honey. Gene5 be livin' the life!
One thing to consider: Is there a MOLLE pouch for Depends?
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You just want the tank icon dont you? Cause if you dont have it, you didnt serve. Or maybe he's in it for the retirement bennies. Think of it. 79, fat government paycheck, hot little Filipina honey. Gene5 be livin' the life!
One thing to consider: Is there a MOLLE pouch for Depends?
You learned English from Gene didn't you 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:46:28 AM EDT
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is this yet another am I to tall to join the military thread?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:14:05 AM EDT
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We're always looking for a few good men - give us a call.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:14:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:29:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is your father the VP? Better snort up some coke to stiffen your resolve as well. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:30:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have skills,I can skin a buck and run a trout line. What, exactly, does that have to do with our military's core mission (social justice)? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 11:27:03 AM EDT
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There is no room for lies...except for recruiters maybe. I think recruiters should be punished under the UCMJ for their lies... Tell them the truth, you learn what you need as you move along. Just like any other job, .mil or .civ... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated. This Thursday, spend all evening and night cleaning your house. After 10pm you can no longer use the bathroom. Now, Friday morning wake up and try to clean up without making a mess. Can't use the shower, if you shave, try to use an electric razor, but do it outside. Now, stand outside your front door for about 2 hours. Then go to work. When you get home, start cleaning again, and make sure that Saturday morning through mid day you keep cleaning. You have now successfully emulated the life of a boot Marine who got fucked on a field day. To try the advanced level, Friday morning throw half your shit on the front lawn in a fit of rage. Put up with that for a year or two, and MAYBE you have what it takes... Bullshit, just plain bullshit. Why are you lying to this man? There is no room for lies...except for recruiters maybe. I think recruiters should be punished under the UCMJ for their lies... Tell them the truth, you learn what you need as you move along. Just like any other job, .mil or .civ... It is a long standing tradition for recruiters to lie, it's part of the "experience". |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:39:05 PM EDT
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Quote Historythat I would be proud to wear. 
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Posted: 10/22/2014 1:49:40 AM EDT
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Sugar Bear, your uniform's waiting!
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Posted: 10/22/2014 1:53:08 AM EDT
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Better snort up some coke to stiffen your resolve as well. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is your father the VP? Better snort up some coke to stiffen your resolve as well. Is that what he calls it? |
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Posted: 10/22/2014 1:58:19 AM EDT
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You just want the tank icon dont you? Cause if you dont have it, you didnt serve. I think that there are quite a few people on here that served and don't have the icon. Same thing for the NRA instructor one and the police one (now hidden, except for other LEO's and site staff). |
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