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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:37:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: as a person who has made countless poor life choices regarding women I can't wait for the updates |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:37:55 PM EDT
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In on 3!
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:38:06 PM EDT
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Damn, now this is how you come back from the dead!
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:40:41 PM EDT
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Cam he talk them into wearing Go-pros? And lingerie? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey OP - Do us a favor and go hook up a few video cams and mics mkay? Cause this is going to be something to see.  Cam he talk them into wearing Go-pros? And lingerie? 
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:41:39 PM EDT
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Alright. In.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:42:08 PM EDT
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Now that I know what it means...
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:45:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryLOL 
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:47:08 PM EDT
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After having carefully read the OP, I'm going with the opinion that the two women combined don't even hold a candle to the number of snakes that doc has in his head.
That's a special level of crazy. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:52:29 PM EDT
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RODENT! Great to see you back! How's Pvt. Rootbeer?
Oh, and TAG.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 9:55:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Something tells me the other chick was living with GuyinFL. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:00:53 PM EDT
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RODENT! Great to see you back! How's Pvt. Rootbeer? PRB is 12, devastatingly handsome, the star of the soccer team, has the highest test grades in his school, and gets leading roles in play after play. All the younger women (i.e., fifth and sixth graders) swoon when he walks by. In short, he is the kid I would be if I could go back in time knowing what I know now. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:10:01 PM EDT
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W00T RODENT IS BACK!!!
Oh, and in.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:29:32 PM EDT
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One of my good friends is a recently retired ER doc. He's obviously bright enough to have made it through med school, but he's an absolute moron when it comes to women. Some of his misadventures would embarrass a junior high schooler. Here's the latest: He's got a serious, long-term girlfriend. But four days ago, one of his ex-girlfriends, who now lives fifteen hundred miles away and is engaged to someone else, sent him an email about being so unhappy that she wasn't sure she wanted to go on living. Even my 12-year-old said, "This sounds like a trap". Well, he fell for it. He jumped in his truck and drove from NH to FL to save her. He managed to get there before she changed her mind, and to load her stuff in his truck without her fiancee killing him. Now he's driving back north with her. In the meantime, his girlfriend up here has gone psycho as well, and moved out of her house and into his house and bedroom. Marking her territory. She's waiting for them, and they're due to arrive tonight. Stay tuned, I think this disaster will be epic. Or he will end up between the two of them as they have a competitive anger fuck three way with him. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:37:12 PM EDT
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This sounds fun. Set up a trail cam in his yard or something for us.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:37:48 PM EDT
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In on 3! Eh, I'm just glad to be in before the lock
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:41:07 PM EDT
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Tag. Been a while since I've seen a Rodent thread.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:47:19 PM EDT
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WB Rodent, long time no see.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:55:12 PM EDT
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One of my good friends is a recently retired ER doc. He's obviously bright enough to have made it through med school, but he's an absolute moron when it comes to women. Some of his misadventures would embarrass a junior high schooler. Here's the latest: He's got a serious, long-term girlfriend. But four days ago, one of his ex-girlfriends, who now lives fifteen hundred miles away and is engaged to someone else, sent him an email about being so unhappy that she wasn't sure she wanted to go on living. Even my 12-year-old said, "This sounds like a trap". Well, he fell for it. He jumped in his truck and drove from NH to FL to save her. He managed to get there before she changed her mind, and to load her stuff in his truck without her fiancee killing him. Now he's driving back north with her. In the meantime, his girlfriend up here has gone psycho as well, and moved out of her house and into his house and bedroom. Marking her territory. She's waiting for them, and they're due to arrive tonight. Stay tuned, I think this disaster will be epic. I don't know, depends on whether or not the current g/f is fucking awesome or not. 
Probably not. But hey, this is why you should choose wisely. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 10:59:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:00:16 PM EDT
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I have always enjoyed your threads. Welcome back.
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:00:21 PM EDT
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IN on a Rodent thread.
How's private Rootbeer doing? |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:02:51 PM EDT
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In for the epic cat fight
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:03:39 PM EDT
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Oh yeah, I am all in
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:04:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So where are you in all this rodent? Have you got front row tickets or just relaying the play by play. God made digital technology to record stuff like this so it can be posted on youtube or if their is naked chick fights liveleak. If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:06:24 PM EDT
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He's bound by his oath to save her life. It's not like he has a choice. 
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:09:01 PM EDT
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This sounds interdasting...In
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:17:53 PM EDT
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when is their ETA? no update by OP
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:20:32 PM EDT
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In for this
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:21:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: when is their ETA? no update by OP  |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:22:46 PM EDT
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W00T RODENT IS BACK!!! Oh, and in. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:26:02 PM EDT
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My sleepy Mexican DNA can't hold out any longer. I'll have to check this thread in the morning.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:42:13 AM EDT
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Woke up this morning to a short text from the Doc's neighbor. Just says that the current-psycho-girlfriend made the suicidal-ex-psycho-girlfirend go to a hotel. I'll try to get a face-to-face debrief some time today..
What's going on with my avatar? It's kinda squishy. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:52:55 AM EDT
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In!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:55:10 AM EDT
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You had me at "Florida." |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:01:46 AM EDT
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Woke up this morning to a short text from the Doc's neighbor. Just says that the current-psycho-girlfriend made the suicidal-ex-psycho-girlfirend go to a hotel. I'll try to get a face-to-face debrief some time today.. What's going on with my avatar? It's kinda squishy. Welcome back! Avatar sizes changed...uh, a while ago It can be resized and fixed, no worries Stop by team, I think there's some fellas in there who can sort you out...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:02:10 AM EDT
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Oh, and for the thread:
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:03:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Brilliant!!! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hey OP - Do us a favor and go hook up a few video cams and mics mkay? Cause this is going to be something to see. Cam he talk them into wearing Go-pros? And lingerie? Brilliant!!! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:18:11 AM EDT
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I just figured out what this means. That was nice of you. I was a member for years, but then got banned for a few years, then rose from the dead. It's a long story. But Arfcom had lost its allure, so I didn't rejoin and haven't spent much time here. Now I'm starting to be less jaded about it. I'll make the most of the Team forum, see which old timers are still around, and appreciate your gift. Thank you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Log out and log back in. I just figured out what this means. That was nice of you. I was a member for years, but then got banned for a few years, then rose from the dead. It's a long story. But Arfcom had lost its allure, so I didn't rejoin and haven't spent much time here. Now I'm starting to be less jaded about it. I'll make the most of the Team forum, see which old timers are still around, and appreciate your gift. Thank you. Makes the thread even moar interesting 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:19:02 AM EDT
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Sounds like he'd make an ideal ARFcommer. Get him to sign up. I was afraid to say that, but I figured one of the adults would show up eventually. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:23:29 AM EDT
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I was afraid to say that, but I figured one of the adults would show up eventually. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like he'd make an ideal ARFcommer. Get him to sign up. I was afraid to say that, but I figured one of the adults would show up eventually. I just figured it was assumed It is stories like that which make me thankful I do not have deal with the cray cray like that
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:24:39 AM EDT
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The only way this would be better would be if the ex was a stripper.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:25:41 AM EDT
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The only way this would be better would be if the ex was a stripper. I also just assumed that one of the two was
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:25:43 AM EDT
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oh so tagging this one.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:30:45 AM EDT
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Tag.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:31:37 AM EDT
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Pooby and Rodent in the same thread. It's like old times again!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:31:40 AM EDT
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I just figured it was assumed It is stories like that which make me thankful I do not have deal with the cray cray like that Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like he'd make an ideal ARFcommer. Get him to sign up. I was afraid to say that, but I figured one of the adults would show up eventually. I just figured it was assumed It is stories like that which make me thankful I do not have deal with the cray cray like that I don't know, BP, the old girls don't sound real stable, but the guy definitely needs his head bolts retorqued. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:39:01 AM EDT
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Nothing bad could go wrong with this...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:48:45 AM EDT
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Rodent!!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:55:24 AM EDT
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Tag. Been a while since I've seen a Rodent thread. This Txl |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:03:47 AM EDT
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Log out and log back in. I just figured out what this means. That was nice of you. I was a member for years, but then got banned for a few years, then rose from the dead. It's a long story. But Arfcom had lost its allure, so I didn't rejoin and haven't spent much time here. Now I'm starting to be less jaded about it. I'll make the most of the Team forum, see which old timers are still around, and appreciate your gift. Thank you. Makes the thread even moar interesting
http://i.imgur.com/5dD9MEu.jpg I caught that too. No homo.
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