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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 5:49:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 5:50:56 PM EDT
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Watching sports of any kind.
Sitting at a bar for more than maybe 15 minutes.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:02:08 PM EDT
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Watching any sport other than UFC. Fucking boring!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:02:56 PM EDT
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Watching pro football.
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Came here to post this.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:07:31 PM EDT
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Running.

Everyone says that running is so awesome.  I spent years running, and never could get to like it.

I can cycle, I can lift, I can swim, I can play various types of ball, I can dig holes, I could do just about anything... but running has got to be the most boring, awful activity in the world.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:10:30 PM EDT
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Golf.

I'm told I'm supposed to like golf. I'd rather stay in the office than go play golf.

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This
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:11:21 PM EDT
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Fixing cars. I'll do it, and it's s'posed to be manly and fun, but really it sucks.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:11:35 PM EDT
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FIFY
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:14:57 PM EDT
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Some others, most seem to already have been mentioned :

Strip clubs. Never saw the appeal of paying to see tits. I know too many current and former strippers. Ruins the fun I guess.

Hunting deer.

NASCAR

I'd cite country music here but that's all for women anyway.

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:16:43 PM EDT
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This.  Or any sports where men play with balls.

Now, women's UFC, that I can watch.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:18:04 PM EDT
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Any and all sports besides shooting and fishing.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:20:47 PM EDT
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Golf.

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same, but i dont consider golf manly

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:25:43 PM EDT
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NFL is tarded.



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:26:33 PM EDT
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Fishing.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:27:30 PM EDT
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Other than hockey, rugby, and MMA, watching sports is not only boring, but a goddamned drag. Watching all the fuckwits wrap their life around "their" sport and "their" team is amusing on occasion, though.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:28:31 PM EDT
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Bread and Circus.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:29:02 PM EDT
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No kidding.

We may not always agree, but we can certainly agree on this.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:34:04 PM EDT
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Smoking cigars (or really anything)
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:34:41 PM EDT
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NASCAR
NFL
Golf
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:35:27 PM EDT
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fishing can be awesome if you are doing it right.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:37:24 PM EDT
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So I assume you are a cat-owning cocaine user than gets laid all the time?

Otherwise, I have no idea how you get through life.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:37:44 PM EDT
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Home improvment ideas that were not mine.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:40:28 PM EDT
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Damn, you don't think that's fun?

How in-depth home improvement are we talking?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:43:27 PM EDT
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Golf

Washing the car

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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:43:36 PM EDT
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Hunting.  If you put a gun in my hand, I have to shoot it at something.  I can sit around and wait in the comfort of my home.  Oddly, I can fish all day, although I usually run-and-gun for bass.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:43:52 PM EDT
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Damn, you don't think that's fun?

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Damn, you don't think that's fun?

How in-depth home improvement are we talking?

His "honey do" list.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:46:04 PM EDT
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His "honey do" list.
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Home improvment ideas that were not mine.


Damn, you don't think that's fun?

How in-depth home improvement are we talking?

His "honey do" list.


I act like I hate most of them, but really I love installing new appliances and things like that.

Don't tell nobody.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:46:32 PM EDT
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So I assume you are a cat-owning cocaine user than gets laid all the time?

Otherwise, I have no idea how you get through life.
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So I assume you are a cat-owning cocaine user than gets laid all the time?

Otherwise, I have no idea how you get through life.


Mainly by fishing and watching football.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:47:22 PM EDT
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Watching sports. Fishing. Hunting.

Too much sitting around.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:51:01 PM EDT
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Damn, you don't think that's fun?

How in-depth home improvement are we talking?


Honey, we need to redo the laundry room.
Oh, WE need to redo the laundry room do WE.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:55:00 PM EDT
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Love to fish but only when I catch one every 10 minutes.  Otherwise, I can’t stand it.

Football, especially Fantasy Football (dumbest thing ever).  Have not watched a full game in over 20 years.  I just can’t stand the end zone celebrations any longer.

Cars – fixing is out of the question.  I’m not even sure how many cylinders mine has.

Motorcycles – I know that if I had one and rode it that I would be dead inside 6 months.

Hard liquor.  Can’t stand the taste of the stuff.  I’ll have a beer please.

Watching golf.  I may play it but I don’t watch it any more.  It’s like watching paint dry.

Strip clubs.  Have not been to one in over 25 years.   I actually feel sorry for the girls.  It’s sad and the guys that go there all the time are total losers.

Yard work, I refuse to do it any longer.

NASCAR – went once and thought it would be a bunch of cars going around in a circle.  It was.  And you get to go deaf it you sit too close.

Boating – have friends that own them.  They sit out on a lake in the summer heat and complain about the dock fees & maintenance.   I can see water skiing but just sitting in the middle of the lake doing nothing?

Hunting – getting up at 4 AM to sit in the cold & dark waiting for a deer for another 3-4 hours?  I’ve done it a few times, not for me.

Looks like I’m no fun any longer.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:56:14 PM EDT
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This.  I'll be glad to play something.  Could be fun.  Watching someone else?  I can't think of many things more boring.

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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 6:56:22 PM EDT
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Honey, we need to redo the laundry room.
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Damn, you don't think that's fun?

How in-depth home improvement are we talking?


Honey, we need to redo the laundry room.
Oh, WE need to redo the laundry room do WE.


Let her handle the decorative crap, I'll do the wiring, plumbing, heavy lifting etc.

I'll bitch, but really it's a free pass to drink as much as I want for a few days.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:05:27 PM EDT
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Televised anything, especially pro sports.

Wrenching on cars. I can do it, but I always end up filthy, bleeding, and saying a lot of naughty words...which can be heard for 2 blocks sometimes.

Yard work. I keep it chopped down, but that's about it. Only reason I do that is because I have a riding mower with a beer holder, it's fun to drive a motorized vehicle and wave your beer at passing LEOs

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:09:55 PM EDT
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Watching any sport except hockey or horse racing for me.

 
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:12:28 PM EDT
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Yup, and wearing pro sports jerseys with other men's names on them.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:13:06 PM EDT
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Ever tried grenades?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:16:06 PM EDT
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I used to fish and hunt every free minute I had.

Then I got divorced and lost interest because I didnt have to leave the house to be happy.

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:16:49 PM EDT
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I love fishing, but I'm not into hunting.

College sports I love, pro sports I can stand but don't get into.

About it, I try to be as masculine as possible 100% of the time

Eta I won't smoke anything and won't drink hard liquor.  I enjoy a good beer on occasion but couldn't drink like a man, one maybe two beers and I'm good
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:17:04 PM EDT
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Televised sports.

Playing golf.
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Fishing is one of my least favorite.... watching car racing, professional sports, and playing sports are all things that I would rather eat dryer lint than do.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:19:14 PM EDT
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For me, fishing, hands down.  Boring.


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Golf!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:20:42 PM EDT
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For me, fishing, hands down.  Boring.


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You're fucking doing it wrong  

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That's the lake by my house!

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:24:28 PM EDT
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watching pro baseball or basketball. Both go on too long, in so many ways-games, seasons, playoffs.

I don't even see the point of pro basketball anymore, when the scores are so routinely up in the 80's, 90's, 100's.

Hell, I don't even care for college basketball either.  Both pro's and college can pick the best of the best.

At least high school, they don't always have a big selection of players, and use what they have. Makes it more sporting, IMHO.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:59:59 PM EDT
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Serious dude, dogs beer and porn?




Are you from Galvatron-8 or something?




I don't even know what to say to that.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:11:11 PM EDT
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  Serious dude, dogs beer and porn?

Are you from Galvatron-8 or something?

I don't even know what to say to that.
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http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/rottenecard_9498845_6k9g3s8jp4.png




  Serious dude, dogs beer and porn?

Are you from Galvatron-8 or something?

I don't even know what to say to that.



Well, if his morose ass ever shows up at my house, he probably won't want to stay very long
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:11:48 PM EDT
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Most home improvement projects.  Not all, but most.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:13:42 PM EDT
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This.  sports stat regurgitation seems to be the most pointless of "male" behavior.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:15:03 PM EDT
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Fishing
Golf
Pro sports
NASCAR
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