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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:13:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:17:42 AM EDT
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No joke or exaggeration, he really whipped it out and blew his load.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:20:23 AM EDT
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Lame
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:21:42 AM EDT
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The horse is probably lame now.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:22:12 AM EDT
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Some hit you?



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:26:03 AM EDT
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I don't want to hear any shit about Texas from the guys from Florida. There is no way we could top that even if we searched the swamps along the Louisiana border for a quality inbreed with an IQ of 40 that graduated from LSU.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:26:41 AM EDT
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Was this in Iowa?

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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:26:43 AM EDT
[#7]
Sarah Jessica Parker love doll.




Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:29:49 AM EDT
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The only thing that hit me, was that the sick fucker actually committed the crime.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:30:24 AM EDT
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Forever unclean.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:31:16 AM EDT
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florida wins again..




Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:38:17 AM EDT
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Bonus points for excellent writing!

"Cops say Johnson then pulled out his namesake and pressed it against the horse's chest..."

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:41:52 AM EDT
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Florida. Need I say more?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:43:45 AM EDT
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so would that be a bronie in action?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:45:43 AM EDT
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Florida. Need I say more?
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Beat me to it

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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:52:04 AM EDT
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"What are you in for?"


"Molestin' a toy horse."
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:54:50 AM EDT
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Hes gotten caught like 5 times in the last week. That guy has some staying power!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 12:59:02 AM EDT
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Hes gotten caught like 5 times in the last week. That guy has some staying power!
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Hes gotten caught like 5 times in the last week. That guy has some staying power!



How clever!   You're speaking as someone would if they believed this was, in fact, the 5th time something like this happened, while knowing that it didn't.   Truly, a masterful use of irony.  

This could well be an oft-repeated "meme" if others see your post.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:02:10 AM EDT
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The mane thing is that they caught the wicked dick.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:05:26 AM EDT
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What a night mare.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:08:06 AM EDT
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He was jockeying for position.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:08:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:11:18 AM EDT
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He jerked the reigns.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:13:13 AM EDT
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That IS funny!

Well played, Sir.

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:22:52 AM EDT
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he should have humped it next to the ammo counter... they would have never found him.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:28:28 AM EDT
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Hahahahaa.

WINNAR!!!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:32:07 AM EDT
[#26]
The victim is in stable condition.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:54:50 AM EDT
[#27]
Clean up in Aisle 5!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:56:08 AM EDT
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Hot to trot



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 1:57:25 AM EDT
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Again?  I heard a story just like this last Friday, maybe Thursday, maybe a copycat.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 2:01:22 AM EDT
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Maybe A&M should look into recruiting some of them.



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 2:12:38 AM EDT
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I think the horse was asking for it.  Just look at that sexy red bridle.  What decent self respecting horse would dress like that unless they were looking for the big D.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 2:44:18 AM EDT
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Some poor employee is going to get saddled into cleaning that mess.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:57:42 AM EDT
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He gave the horse a bridle shower.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:02:53 AM EDT
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You, horsefucker, do you need assistance???
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:07:40 AM EDT
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That's no mare......that's a gelding baby!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:10:03 AM EDT
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Will the defendant plead Yea or Neigh at his trial?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:17:35 AM EDT
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Its just beating off a dead horse at this point.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:23:18 AM EDT
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Was the guy hung like one?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:38:31 AM EDT
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Was the guy hung like one?
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Was the guy hung like one?


Hung like Einstein, as smart as a horse.
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:39:03 AM EDT
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Hung like Einstein, as smart as a horse.
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Was the guy hung like one?


Hung like Einstein, as smart as a horse.

Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:39:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:41:22 AM EDT
[#42]
Huuuump daaaaaaaayyyyy!
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:45:36 AM EDT
[#43]
Wood to wood stuffing?
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 8:54:12 AM EDT
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Bronies...

 
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 9:13:48 AM EDT
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If he can do that with a stuffed Walmart toy just imagine him at Disney World.  
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 10:27:44 AM EDT
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you know what they say .. bronies luvs them some ponies
Link Posted: 10/20/2014 10:48:03 AM EDT
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Great writing in the article.  In addition to the above we have...

This would never happen at Target ... too obvious, right?
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Link Posted: 10/22/2014 12:28:34 AM EDT
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Give him a break, there can always be more than one news outlet on ARF!

Link Posted: 10/22/2014 12:51:39 AM EDT
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Great writing in the article.  In addition to the above we have...

This would never happen at Target ... too obvious, right?

I agree. The author really paints the picture.
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