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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:16:03 PM EDT
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Asking for advice is one thing. Dragging a woman through the dirt for a potential problem YOU caused is another. But you knew that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I know what you SHOULDN'T do is keep spreading this crap all over the internet. It shows a severe lack of character. That woman could be full of crap, but she could be the mother of a child you and her made together after all. How about you do the decent thing and respond to her in a grown-up manner? Tell her you want a DNA test when it's feasible. And quit yakking about your shenanigans in a public forum.  I'm just asking for advice kind sir. Compared to some other things that people ask this is pretty low on the totem pole. Severe lack of character you say? Interesting. I didn't know asking for advice from a website that has an EASY 50k users (I don't actual know how many) shows severe lack of character. Also you don't know if I responded or not so for all you know I could have and am awaiting an answer. I appreciate you advice on this public forum and look forward to any other suggestions you may have. Asking for advice is one thing. Dragging a woman through the dirt for a potential problem YOU caused is another. But you knew that. Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:18:41 PM EDT
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Yes, yes, you did OP.
And you gave her your phone number. Have you learned nothing from GD? You've embarrassed us all......in an entertaining sort of way but I'm throwing the  flag.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:21:20 PM EDT
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Maybe it is a burner phone?
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:24:09 PM EDT
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I know what you SHOULDN'T do is keep spreading this crap all over the internet. It shows a severe lack of character. That woman could be full of crap, but she could be the mother of a child you and her made together after all. How about you do the decent thing and respond to her in a grown-up manner? Tell her you want a DNA test when it's feasible. And quit yakking about your shenanigans in a public forum. That doesn't sound like GD advice!  
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:29:50 PM EDT
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DO: 2) Play her game long enough to find out for certain. That means set up an appointment with her doctor. If she doesn't have a doctor, you'll know. If she waffles, you'll know. Act really concerned about her and the baby and push for testing/ultrasound. It may take some time. Expect at any point that the baby will "die". I personally rather like this option. If there's some chance it's real, then you can be doing the right thing by being there. And if it's false it'll call her bluff faster than anything else you can do. Although from the message she sent you it makes me wonder if she's already been to GD and found this thread... You might want to consider getting a full account and moving it to team. 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:30:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: how did I miss this train wreck? This is the first I've seen it too |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:42:05 PM EDT
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THIS JUST IN! From Baby momma: None of this shouldve happened. None of it. Because I have to deal with everyone and that im pregnant , and the only thing you seem to care about is everyone spreading shit around. Simply deny it, I will. Dont pay attention and start giving a shit about the real problem. This isnt all just up to me. I know you avoided this, but unfortunately it happened, and im not being left alone in this situation again. A few god damn weeks, thats all I need from you. I dont wanna be with you, but im not doing this all alone, I didnt do this to myself. I thought I could handle it alone, like itd be easy. But Im not a man, I have feelings . This is too much for me to handle, and you refuse to care about or talk about it. Like , why is it so easy for men to not feel anything? This baby isnt gonna make it, so the least you could do is give me some support. Just a little bit. Im in such a horrible mood, and im really gonna regret sending this because I sound like such a bitch, but ill blame it on the hormones. I just need you around for a little bit. Thats all im asking for. Please. Well what does the hive say now? My son came to me with this exact same problem. He and I both thought it was legit and started planning....I told my wife (his Mom) and she immediately said the girl was lying. My wife is brilliant like that; my son and I are apparently dumbasses because we believed the girl. My wife found all the inconsistencies in the girl's story, all the little details that a guy wouldn't even think about and then, in her brilliance, she got the girl on the phone and commiserated with her with my son on the other phone listening. She got the girl to confess she was lying (while crying that she just didn't want my son to leave her along with a whole bunch of other stuff). Then my wife (in her brilliance again) told the girl she was going to get my son for her so she could talk to him. She stayed on the line while the girl went on and on about how his parents didn't believe her blah blah blah..... My son was sick that he believed her. He ended up having to move, change his number and block two email accounts. The girl is now in a PhD program for education. I saved every email and every bit of evidence (including the ultrasound pictures off www.fakeababy.com that she sent). If she ever bugs him again, the whole package is going to her major professor and the school. Yes, I am that kind of guy.... Op, if it is your baby, take responsibility (and custody) if you can. If this is a hoax, remember it well.... Do you're research. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:48:52 PM EDT
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OP's posting style is reminiscent of this one fella, hilarious and quirky, that I haven't seen in awhile...what the heck was his name... Ronman? OP, are your parents pretty well off? I hope this is a lesson that Gold Diggers are an actual thing, and your neckbeard isn't going to funtion as a 100% effective repellent. What airport are you flying out of? |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:51:17 PM EDT
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Ronman? OP, are you're parents pretty well off? I hope this is a lesson that Gold Diggers are an actual thing, and your neckbeard isn't going to funtion as a 100% effective repellent. What airport are you flying out of! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP's posting style is reminiscent of this one fella, hilarious and quirky, that I haven't seen in awhile...what the heck was his name... Ronman? OP, are you're parents pretty well off? I hope this is a lesson that Gold Diggers are an actual thing, and your neckbeard isn't going to funtion as a 100% effective repellent. What airport are you flying out of! KMIV |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:55:09 PM EDT
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OP's posting style is reminiscent of this one fella, hilarious and quirky, that I haven't seen in awhile...what the heck was his name... Ronman? OP, are you're parents pretty well off? I hope this is a lesson that Gold Diggers are an actual thing, and your neckbeard isn't going to funtion as a 100% effective repellent. What airport are you flying out of! KMIV Thought I recognized it. Good luck with this little emergency. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:56:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm thinking MS Paint would be good! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: NO MORE ASKING FOR PICS. Get a life. I will delete any posts that continue this BS. Can I ask for an artist's rendering? I'm thinking MS Paint would be good! |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:56:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:08:23 PM EDT
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If that was too subtle a hint, if I wanna see and play with boobs, I whip off my shirt. 
i'll be in my bunk Pics, please. TRG |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:11:41 PM EDT
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No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. Thanks! I'm picking up what your putting down! My 22 years of experience is dwarfed by yours I am sure. Maybe the NIPP is the way to go if this does truly unfold to be more than yanking my chain. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:30:50 PM EDT
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We all do stupid things but the key is to learn from our mistakes. Have you learn anything?
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:37:20 PM EDT
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Had to put in my .02 cents
OP, She's a lying twat. There's no fucking way she's prego. My wife and I had help getting prego and had ultra sound at 6 weeks (the doc said that 6 weeks is the earliest they would be able to accurately see anything). Guess what.....no heart beats. Why....they were tiny specs. Tell this twat waffle to go pound sand. And for fucks sake, wrap it up next time. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:42:03 PM EDT
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In,for a blood stained ending  She texted me today saying she is going to the hospital because she is bleeding... She most likely bleeding because she's having her period and is full of dogs it about being preggo |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:42:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks! I'm picking up what your putting down! My 22 years of experience is dwarfed by yours I am sure. Maybe the NIPP is the way to go if this does truly unfold to be more than yanking my chain. You've been alive for as long as I've been married. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:45:06 PM EDT
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this whole thread is
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:46:03 PM EDT
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I'm not reading the last 5 pages since I replied, but has the "miscarruage" happened yet?
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:47:45 PM EDT
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i'll be in my bunk If I wanna play with boobs, I come to Arfcom. 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:53:34 PM EDT
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I'm not reading the last 5 pages since I replied, but has the "miscarruage" happened yet? Or is it still too early? Too early, we have an ultrasound appt on the 29th She just said: Im not forcing you to do this, if you don't wanna go, then dont. If you dont want this, then you can walk away . I wont ask you for anything unless it needs a friggen kidney transplant or some shit. Im already planning on moving within a year, but if you want this, I wont go to far . I don't need money, the only thing I care about is that it has a father. If you don't wanna be, then fine. I know youre not too excited, but neither am I. I have no other choice, you do. Well , kinda . |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:54:58 PM EDT
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What I just put up is what she replied to me saying I want to go.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:56:46 PM EDT
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These are the days of our lives.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:57:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: THIS JUST IN! From Baby momma: None of this shouldve happened. None of it. Because I have to deal with everyone and that im pregnant , and the only thing you seem to care about is everyone spreading shit around. Simply deny it, I will. Dont pay attention and start giving a shit about the real problem. This isnt all just up to me. I know you avoided this, but unfortunately it happened, and im not being left alone in this situation again. A few god damn weeks, thats all I need from you. I dont wanna be with you, but im not doing this all alone, I didnt do this to myself. I thought I could handle it alone, like itd be easy. But Im not a man, I have feelings . This is too much for me to handle, and you refuse to care about or talk about it. Like , why is it so easy for men to not feel anything? This baby isnt gonna make it, so the least you could do is give me some support. Just a little bit. Im in such a horrible mood, and im really gonna regret sending this because I sound like such a bitch, but ill blame it on the hormones. I just need you around for a little bit. Thats all im asking for. Please. Well what does the hive say now? Two possibilities. 1: She's making this up. Could be for several reasons, but no matter what it's effed up. 2: You got her preggers. Either way, she's in one heck of a bind as a human being. Be a man and go figure out what's up. Don't let her scam you, but be a man and go deal with it. Demand she test with you present, if she balks at that, explain why. Don't be a jerk.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:00:49 PM EDT
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I know what you SHOULDN'T do is keep spreading this crap all over the internet. It shows a severe lack of character. That woman could be full of crap, but she could be the mother of a child you and her made together after all. How about you do the decent thing and respond to her in a grown-up manner? Tell her you want a DNA test when it's feasible. And quit yakking about your shenanigans in a public forum. 
Without threads like this I'd only come here if I needed gun advice. Gotta say, I'm a little disappoint. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:01:57 PM EDT
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Gentlemen, the internet is FULL of FUCKING PORN, for the love of Pete. +1 Don't listen to this guy, he probably controls half of the Eastern Bloc porn sites. 
In for the pics, that chic ain't preggo! Crazy yes! All your titties are belong to us.... And what is it with people thinking I am a guy? Am I coming across as a bald, jaded, fat, unable to get laid, basement dweller?
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This is the reason this country is in the shitter...people make babies, forget they make them, blame others for making them, and expect other people to raise them. +1 Don't listen to this guy, he probably controls half of the Eastern Bloc porn sites.
In for the pics, that chic ain't preggo! Crazy yes! All your titties are belong to us.... And what is it with people thinking I am a guy? Am I coming across as a bald, jaded, fat, unable to get laid, basement dweller?
The seeing, and having your own tits fact doesn't actually rule out being a fat, bald, basement dwelling neckbeard that ca't get laid. Just thought you should keep that in mind. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:09:30 PM EDT
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Thanks! I'm picking up what your putting down! My 22 years of experience is dwarfed by yours I am sure. Maybe the NIPP is the way to go if this does truly unfold to be more than yanking my chain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. Thanks! I'm picking up what your putting down! My 22 years of experience is dwarfed by yours I am sure. Maybe the NIPP is the way to go if this does truly unfold to be more than yanking my chain. Yes, you should NIPP this shit in the bud..................... |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:10:23 PM EDT
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Raise that baby right.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:18:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes, you should NIPP this shit in the bud..................... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. Thanks! I'm picking up what your putting down! My 22 years of experience is dwarfed by yours I am sure. Maybe the NIPP is the way to go if this does truly unfold to be more than yanking my chain. Yes, you should NIPP this shit in the bud..................... |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:22:13 PM EDT
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No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:35:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare One lap online has this price (http://www.dnaplus.com/fetal_cell_prenatal_paternity_test.htm) Standard Test - $1249 (includes up to three alleged fathers) |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:37:51 PM EDT
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One lap online has this price (http://www.dnaplus.com/fetal_cell_prenatal_paternity_test.htm) [div style='margin-left: 40px;']Standard Test - $1249 (includes up to three alleged fathers) [div style='margin-left: 40px;'] Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare
One lap online has this price (http://www.dnaplus.com/fetal_cell_prenatal_paternity_test.htm) [div style='margin-left: 40px;']Standard Test - $1249 (includes up to three alleged fathers) [div style='margin-left: 40px;'] Holy shit that is a lot of money |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:42:40 PM EDT
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DNA tests around here are like $1400.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:44:03 PM EDT
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare
One lap online has this price (http://www.dnaplus.com/fetal_cell_prenatal_paternity_test.htm) [div style='margin-left: 40px;']Standard Test - $1249 (includes up to three alleged fathers) [div style='margin-left: 40px;'] Holy shit that is a lot of money Not as much as 18 yrs of CS for a kid that may not be yours. 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:44:14 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with waiting until after the kid is born, and it's usually cheaper then. Oh and don't sign the birth certificate or acknowledgement of paternity without a test proving you're the father unless you want to spend 18 years paying for some other guy's kid.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:46:01 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with waiting until after the kid is born, and it's usually cheaper then. Oh and don't sign the birth certificate or acknowledgement of paternity without a test proving you're the father unless you want to spend 18 years paying for some other guy's kid. This is very important. It doesn't cost you anything to support her emotionally while she's pregnant if that's what you want to do, but make damn sure that baby is yours before you start supporting her financially. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:47:54 PM EDT
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This is very important. It doesn't cost you anything to support her emotionally while she's pregnant if that's what you want to do, but make damn sure that baby is yours before you start supporting her financially. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Nothing wrong with waiting until after the kid is born, and it's usually cheaper then. Oh and don't sign the birth certificate or acknowledgement of paternity without a test proving you're the father unless you want to spend 18 years paying for some other guy's kid. This is very important. It doesn't cost you anything to support her emotionally while she's pregnant if that's what you want to do, but make damn sure that baby is yours before you start supporting her financially. Very true, time will tell! |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:48:15 PM EDT
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare
One lap online has this price (http://www.dnaplus.com/fetal_cell_prenatal_paternity_test.htm) [div style='margin-left: 40px;']Standard Test - $1249 (includes up to three alleged fathers) [div style='margin-left: 40px;'] Holy shit that is a lot of money That's nothing in the grand scheme of raising a child. Or, if you prefer... a small price to pay for a truth that may or may not effect you for the rest of your life. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:50:27 PM EDT
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A new born daughter with the crazy eyes is in your future
You poor man
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:50:52 PM EDT
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I know what you SHOULDN'T do is keep spreading this crap all over the internet. It shows a severe lack of character. That woman could be full of crap, but she could be the mother of a child you and her made together after all. How about you do the decent thing and respond to her in a grown-up manner? Tell her you want a DNA test when it's feasible. And quit yakking about your shenanigans in a public forum. I'm just asking for advice kind sir. Compared to some other things that people ask this is pretty low on the totem pole. Severe lack of character you say? Interesting. I didn't know asking for advice from a website that has an EASY 50k users (I don't actual know how many) shows severe lack of character. Also you don't know if I responded or not so for all you know I could have and am awaiting an answer. I appreciate you advice on this public forum and look forward to any other suggestions you may have. Asking for advice is one thing. Dragging a woman through the dirt for a potential problem YOU caused is another. But you knew that. Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. Maybe....Probably. But it's time to man the fuck up. Thats the difference between a Man and everyone else.... Didn't your daddy teach you that? |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:54:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: THIS JUST IN! From Baby momma: None of this shouldve happened. None of it. Because I have to deal with everyone and that im pregnant , and the only thing you seem to care about is everyone spreading shit around. Simply deny it, I will. Dont pay attention and start giving a shit about the real problem. This isnt all just up to me. I know you avoided this, but unfortunately it happened, and im not being left alone in this situation again. A few god damn weeks, thats all I need from you. I dont wanna be with you, but im not doing this all alone, I didnt do this to myself. I thought I could handle it alone, like itd be easy. But Im not a man, I have feelings . This is too much for me to handle, and you refuse to care about or talk about it. Like , why is it so easy for men to not feel anything? This baby isnt gonna make it, so the least you could do is give me some support. Just a little bit. Im in such a horrible mood, and im really gonna regret sending this because I sound like such a bitch, but ill blame it on the hormones. I just need you around for a little bit. Thats all im asking for. Please. Well what does the hive say now? |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:58:25 PM EDT
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Maybe....Probably. But it's time to man the fuck up. Thats the difference between a Man and everyone else.... Didn't your daddy teach you that? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I know what you SHOULDN'T do is keep spreading this crap all over the internet. It shows a severe lack of character. That woman could be full of crap, but she could be the mother of a child you and her made together after all. How about you do the decent thing and respond to her in a grown-up manner? Tell her you want a DNA test when it's feasible. And quit yakking about your shenanigans in a public forum. I'm just asking for advice kind sir. Compared to some other things that people ask this is pretty low on the totem pole. Severe lack of character you say? Interesting. I didn't know asking for advice from a website that has an EASY 50k users (I don't actual know how many) shows severe lack of character. Also you don't know if I responded or not so for all you know I could have and am awaiting an answer. I appreciate you advice on this public forum and look forward to any other suggestions you may have. Asking for advice is one thing. Dragging a woman through the dirt for a potential problem YOU caused is another. But you knew that. Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. Maybe....Probably. But it's time to man the fuck up. Thats the difference between a Man and everyone else.... Didn't your daddy teach you that? Nope dad was a dead beat and left us early in life. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:02:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat gif is amazing. THank you for that. This is a good thread. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:05:47 AM EDT
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THIS JUST IN! From Baby momma: None of this shouldve happened. None of it. Because I have to deal with everyone and that im pregnant , and the only thing you seem to care about is everyone spreading shit around. Simply deny it, I will. Dont pay attention and start giving a shit about the real problem. This isnt all just up to me. I know you avoided this, but unfortunately it happened, and im not being left alone in this situation again. A few god damn weeks, thats all I need from you. I dont wanna be with you, but im not doing this all alone, I didnt do this to myself. I thought I could handle it alone, like itd be easy. But Im not a man, I have feelings . This is too much for me to handle, and you refuse to care about or talk about it. Like , why is it so easy for men to not feel anything? This baby isnt gonna make it, so the least you could do is give me some support. Just a little bit. Im in such a horrible mood, and im really gonna regret sending this because I sound like such a bitch, but ill blame it on the hormones. I just need you around for a little bit. Thats all im asking for. Please. Well what does the hive say now? Offer to pay for her abortion. This should wake GD up. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:06:10 AM EDT
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Too early, we have an ultrasound appt on the 29th She just said: Im not forcing you to do this, if you don't wanna go, then dont. If you dont want this, then you can walk away . I wont ask you for anything unless it needs a friggen kidney transplant or some shit. Im already planning on moving within a year, but if you want this, I wont go to far . I don't need money, the only thing I care about is that it has a father. If you don't wanna be, then fine. I know youre not too excited, but neither am I. I have no other choice, you do. Well , kinda . Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not reading the last 5 pages since I replied, but has the "miscarruage" happened yet? Or is it still too early? Too early, we have an ultrasound appt on the 29th She just said: Im not forcing you to do this, if you don't wanna go, then dont. If you dont want this, then you can walk away . I wont ask you for anything unless it needs a friggen kidney transplant or some shit. Im already planning on moving within a year, but if you want this, I wont go to far . I don't need money, the only thing I care about is that it has a father. If you don't wanna be, then fine. I know youre not too excited, but neither am I. I have no other choice, you do. Well , kinda . She refers to the baby as it. Kids these days
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:07:49 AM EDT
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Don't you think she is dragging me a little? I can't say for sure but I'm guessing she is telling her friends she is trying to string me along. I COULD be wrong though. No idea. She could be batshit crazy. All I'm saying: If a chick told me I knocked her up, I would not post about my private life all over the internet and drag her through the mud at the same time. I would probably be scared shitless that I *may* really be the baby daddy, and I would talk to her about getting a DNA test as soon as is feasible and lawyer up if need be. You'll find out pretty quickly if she's just yanking your chain or if she's serious. Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity (NIPP): A non-invasive prenatal paternity test is the most accurate non-invasive way to establish paternity before the baby is born. The process is state-of-the-art, combining the latest technology and proprietary methods of preserving and analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy. The test is 99.9% accurate. That's one expensive ass test i assume....probably to the tune of $4,000...hope you got the Obamacare
One lap online has this price (http://www.dnaplus.com/fetal_cell_prenatal_paternity_test.htm) [div style='margin-left: 40px;']Standard Test - $1249 (includes up to three alleged fathers) [div style='margin-left: 40px;'] Holy shit that is a lot of money . You won't think that soon!
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:09:21 AM EDT
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Offer to pay for her abortion. This should wake GD up. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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THIS JUST IN! From Baby momma: None of this shouldve happened. None of it. Because I have to deal with everyone and that im pregnant , and the only thing you seem to care about is everyone spreading shit around. Simply deny it, I will. Dont pay attention and start giving a shit about the real problem. This isnt all just up to me. I know you avoided this, but unfortunately it happened, and im not being left alone in this situation again. A few god damn weeks, thats all I need from you. I dont wanna be with you, but im not doing this all alone, I didnt do this to myself. I thought I could handle it alone, like itd be easy. But Im not a man, I have feelings . This is too much for me to handle, and you refuse to care about or talk about it. Like , why is it so easy for men to not feel anything? This baby isnt gonna make it, so the least you could do is give me some support. Just a little bit. Im in such a horrible mood, and im really gonna regret sending this because I sound like such a bitch, but ill blame it on the hormones. I just need you around for a little bit. Thats all im asking for. Please. Well what does the hive say now? Offer to pay for her abortion. This should wake GD up. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He should only offer to pay half, leave room for some negotiating. |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:09:42 AM EDT
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I'm not reading the last 5 pages since I replied, but has the "miscarruage" happened yet? Or is it still too early? Too early, we have an ultrasound appt on the 29th She just said: Im not forcing you to do this, if you don't wanna go, then dont. If you dont want this, then you can walk away . I wont ask you for anything unless it needs a friggen kidney transplant or some shit. Im already planning on moving within a year, but if you want this, I wont go to far . I don't need money, the only thing I care about is that it has a father. If you don't wanna be, then fine. I know youre not too excited, but neither am I. I have no other choice, you do. Well , kinda . She refers to the baby as it. Kids these days She's getting an abortion I tell ya. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:10:15 AM EDT
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He should only offer to pay half, leave room for some negotiating. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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THIS JUST IN! From Baby momma: None of this shouldve happened. None of it. Because I have to deal with everyone and that im pregnant , and the only thing you seem to care about is everyone spreading shit around. Simply deny it, I will. Dont pay attention and start giving a shit about the real problem. This isnt all just up to me. I know you avoided this, but unfortunately it happened, and im not being left alone in this situation again. A few god damn weeks, thats all I need from you. I dont wanna be with you, but im not doing this all alone, I didnt do this to myself. I thought I could handle it alone, like itd be easy. But Im not a man, I have feelings . This is too much for me to handle, and you refuse to care about or talk about it. Like , why is it so easy for men to not feel anything? This baby isnt gonna make it, so the least you could do is give me some support. Just a little bit. Im in such a horrible mood, and im really gonna regret sending this because I sound like such a bitch, but ill blame it on the hormones. I just need you around for a little bit. Thats all im asking for. Please. Well what does the hive say now? Offer to pay for her abortion. This should wake GD up. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He should only offer to pay half, leave room for some negotiating. A real man foots the bill for the whole thing. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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