Happy 18+ year commitment!

Some of us LIVE for pics.  It is the only life I have.

I literally lol'd when I read that.

nvm

holeefuq.  

This thread has gone off the rails. Hope it turns out to be BS, OP.

Congrats OP!

Pics weren't bad but this is what i see happening.
1. She will try to get you stuck with her
2. She will actually get pregnant (probably not yours)
3. She will get fat cause she's got a man now
4. You'll probably off yourself
She probably isn't pregnant or she's pregnant from someone else before you. I'd go to the doctor with her to get proof there's something in there. And then ask the doctor how old it is.

Yup, you got it.

You've been here a lot longer than I have. This shouldn't surprise you. GD is full of leghumping shrub lurkers.

Yeah, I still don't believe her.  I think she's going to play this for all that it is worth and at the end of it the baby will "die" and it will be your "fault" and an excuse to treat you horribly.  She will also use this opportunity to crap on you to all of her friends (likely already done), and any mutual friends you may have.  She may or may not have already told them about the "baby".  Don't be surprised to learn either that she has not told them or has spun up a huge tale.  The real shitty maneuver here is that she is going to lie to you about this infant and then try to leave you hanging for the rest of your life thinking that you are somehow responsible for its death, or whatever guilt she can get you to accept.  

You have three choices at this point really.   All you need to do is find out what the true deal is or get close enough to eliminate doubt.  Keep in mind that crazy women will lie, lie, lie and find a way to justify it.  EDIT:  Oh, and don't get her angry until you know.  Otherwise you'll have to deal with a bunch of bullshit and even crazier lies.

DON'T DO THIS: 1) Play her game and let her put you in a position where you have sex with her again.  I promise you that the sex will be mind blowing and I also promise you that by the end of it she will be pregnant for real.  Don't be stupid and fall for it.

DO: 2) Play her game long enough to find out for certain.  That means set up an appointment with her doctor.  If she doesn't have a doctor, you'll know.  If she waffles, you'll know.  Act really concerned about her and the baby and push for testing/ultrasound.  It may take some time.  Expect at any point that the baby will "die".  

POSSIBILITY: 3)  Ignore her and let her continue to run her mouth.  Consider it a potential court case.  Keep a record of the times and events.  Keep texts and voice mails.  At some point you will either have a baby or not.  If she has a baby she -will- take you to court for child support.  This is if you manage to make her mad and there actually is a baby.  A record of offering her child support is a vote in your favor.  Honestly, most of this shit won't matter because you aren't married.  Cut and dry usually.

You will eventually find out the truth unless she just pulls a vanishing act.  Don't let her leave you in the dark.

Because you probably have a life and were doing other, more meaningful things.

Send Zhukov over to her. He seems the nesting type.

Well I did ask before the cutoff and no one sent pics, so would it be ok to use this as a reminder in case someone forgot?

I'm thinking MS Paint would be good!

Quick google search and viola!

WTF.

That doesn't sound like GD advice!

No fucking way is she pregnant.

I'm sticking w/ my "I told ya' she's lying".  I'm guessing she's trying to get you to stick it in her again w/  hopes of getting knocked up for real.

Don't go, stay away from the dark side (hole).

Thats some of the worst advice I have ever read in GD.  I mean act like real adults?  Aint nobody got time for that.

Am I in before the false rape claim?

Why, yes you are.
















By the way....don't ask for pics, the Mod is being a party pooper

You are doing the right thing op.  Whatever it is that you are actually doing.  Trust in the hive.  Love the hive.

In,for a blood stained ending

Here's how it's done OP!

She texted me today saying she is going to the hospital because she is bleeding...

Can I get a pencil drawing of you?

Laying on a bear rug by the fireplace!

Yes, you DO remember where you are dont you? Now get your reason and common sense the hell out of here.

I'm just asking for advice kind sir. Compared to some other things that people ask this is pretty low on the totem pole. Severe lack of character you say? Interesting. I didn't know asking for advice from a website that has an EASY 50k users (I don't actual know how many) shows severe lack of character. Also you don't know if I responded or not so for all you know I could have and am awaiting an answer.  I appreciate you advice on this public forum and look forward to any other suggestions you may have.

She's probably going in to the hospital for more bi-polar meds.

Yes!

Was it snookie?

Holeeshyt that was post 8787.   What do i win?

Someone buy this man a membership.








And some diapers.

A chance to have a love child with a Snookie

I think we should have a nice baby shower for the OP . I predict the next message is about a miscarriage . After that if the OP has a hair on his ass he will tell her he has had a vasectomy

I tried that and the bitch held her pee for like 36 hours.  THIRTY SIX FUCKING HOURS

If I wanna play with boobs, I come to Arfcom.

I think DK-Prof is the nesting type.

be nice and go have some more sex

OP's posting style is reminiscent of this one fella, hilarious and quirky, that I haven't seen in awhile...what the heck was his name...

I bet XCRmonger would draw this