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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:55:27 PM EDT
[#1]
Tell my mom.
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:55:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:55:43 PM EDT
[#3]
Could you please explain to me under what circumstances we might find ourselves at a girl's slumber party without giving other men in the area good cause to pound our ass for being dirty old pervs?
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:56:15 PM EDT
[#4]
Gator
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:56:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: .....when three men push you to the ground and try to make you eat dirt. What do you do? Tell them my Dad can hear them. /BobbyHill  |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:57:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Could you please explain to me under what circumstances we might find ourselves at a girl's slumber party without giving other men in the area good cause to pound our ass for being dirty old pervs? Yeah, I would like to know the answer to that question. |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:57:51 PM EDT
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Put their bras and panties in the freezer. |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:57:57 PM EDT
[#8]
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:58:33 PM EDT
[#9]
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Tell them my Dad can hear them. /BobbyHill
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.....when three men push you to the ground and try to make you eat dirt. What do you do? Tell them my Dad can hear them. /BobbyHill
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:59:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Ok. I thought that was the reference too! /highfive
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:59:28 PM EDT
[#11]
I don't understand this.
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Posted: 9/30/2014 9:59:57 PM EDT
[#12]
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:00:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Shaka when the walls fell
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:00:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Go willingly, I'm well over the age that I should be at a girls slumber party
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:02:03 PM EDT
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Yeah, I would like to know the answer to that question. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Could you please explain to me under what circumstances we might find ourselves at a girl's slumber party without giving other men in the area good cause to pound our ass for being dirty old pervs? Yeah, I would like to know the answer to that question. My daughters have two or more of their friends sleep over damn near every weekend they are with me. Does that make me a dirty old perv? Didn't think so. Edit: I didn't get the reference, sorry. |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:02:56 PM EDT
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Nut kick!!! |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:04:14 PM EDT
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Go willingly, I'm well over the age that I should be at a girls slumber party .I've seen some documentaries that cast doubt upon that assertion. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:09:37 PM EDT
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One of my housemates in grad school had some older kids make him eat dog shit as a child.
"Did they beat you up first?" "No, but they said they would" "Had they beat you up before?" "No, no." "Oh, uh, ummm"
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:11:19 PM EDT
[#19]
Double tap
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:13:37 PM EDT
[#20]
if your in texas?
shoot them, then verify the groupings. IN NJ? use wasp spray and "treat them like royalty" 
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:13:45 PM EDT
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Is this one of those "Are You Qualified To Be A Gay Parent" quizzes?
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:18:59 PM EDT
[#22]
kick to the nuts!
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:20:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Whats all this then?
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:36:21 PM EDT
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Could you please explain to me under what circumstances we might find ourselves at a girl's slumber party without giving other men in the area good cause to pound our ass for being dirty old pervs? 
http://dank1.buzznet.com/user/video/35297/quagmire-sneaks-megs-sleepover/ |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:38:32 PM EDT
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Tell my dad ... but he's just going to make me take a boxing class at the Y.
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:40:25 PM EDT
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Blutarski, Animal House, Ladder.
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:41:54 PM EDT
[#27]
avoid Arfcom Moderator parties...
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:42:30 PM EDT
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Beat me to it. 
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:46:40 PM EDT
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Shaka when the walls fell Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, motherfucker. |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:49:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, motherfucker. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Shaka when the walls fell Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, motherfucker. Temba ,his arms wide |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 10:50:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2014 11:04:48 PM EDT
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Not only do you live in Texas, but you have "tex" in your name. 
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Posted: 9/30/2014 11:25:47 PM EDT
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How big are these dudes?
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Posted: 9/30/2014 11:56:43 PM EDT
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Ok. I thought that was the reference too! /highfive Quote HistoryQuoted:
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Ok. I thought that was the reference too! /highfive 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:14:30 PM EDT
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I don't understand this. That is why you fail. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:16:23 PM EDT
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:22:45 PM EDT
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.....when three men push you to the ground and try to make you eat dirt. What do you do? Eat their livers raw, while forcing them to watch. Duh. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:25:23 PM EDT
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Put their bras and panties in the freezer. OK, I'm curious, what does this do? LC |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:29:02 PM EDT
[#39]
Ask them if they want to play "Light as a feather".
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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:29:33 PM EDT
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OK, I'm curious, what does this do? LC Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Put their bras and panties in the freezer. OK, I'm curious, what does this do? LC Makes them cold. Duh. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 10:39:44 PM EDT
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OK, I'm curious, what does this do? LC Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Put their bras and panties in the freezer. OK, I'm curious, what does this do? LC It's a classic slumber party prank. You wait till a girl's asleep, take her bra and panties, get them wet and put them in the freezer. In the morning she goes to change and they're stiff as a board. I fucking hated slumber parties. I went to one or two. They would rent Roadhouse and Dirty Dancing and would watch Dirty Dancing twice. And I love Roadhouse. Girls suck. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 10:40:16 PM EDT
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Ask them if they want to play "Light as a feather". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That was one thing that didn't suck. 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 10:43:27 PM EDT
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Immediately regret sneaking into the girls' slumber party.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 10:43:49 PM EDT
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That was one thing that didn't suck. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ask them if they want to play "Light as a feather". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That was one thing that didn't suck. I have an older sister. I creeped on all of her friends at her slumber parties. I know whats up. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 10:49:38 PM EDT
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.....when three men push you to the ground and try to make you eat dirt. What do you do? Why is there dirt inside my house? |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 10:50:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shaka when the walls fell  |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 11:01:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a classic slumber party prank. You wait till a girl's asleep, take her bra and panties, get them wet and put them in the freezer. In the morning she goes to change and they're stiff as a board. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Put their bras and panties in the freezer. OK, I'm curious, what does this do? LC It's a classic slumber party prank. You wait till a girl's asleep, take her bra and panties, get them wet and put them in the freezer. In the morning she goes to change and they're stiff as a board. |
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