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Posted: 9/30/2014 5:10:05 PM EDT
Where are you?  Christmas is around the corner.  We WANT video this year!!
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Bump.  Can someone ID this poster for me??
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 5:54:37 PM EDT
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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 5:55:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/30/2014 5:56:35 PM EDT
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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something?

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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html


Yes
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 5:57:29 PM EDT
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Thanks!  I'm going to IM him.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 5:58:01 PM EDT
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oh my god, yesssssssss. I'm so excited for Christmas poop shenanigans
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 5:58:16 PM EDT
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It's not even October. Isn't it a little early for Christmas?
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:00:05 PM EDT
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Frys (Food Store) has Hallmark Christmas Ornaments up. /sigh/

Tagged for "I wrapped a package of cat....." stories.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:00:14 PM EDT
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I noticed Rite Aid had out Christmas cards this past weekend. They beat Walmart.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:02:37 PM EDT
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I want to know if he has the GoPro and if not I might can throw him a few bucks.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:03:09 PM EDT
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tag
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A little over excited,  I think, Ma'am.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:09:10 PM EDT
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I want to know if he has the GoPro and if not I might can throw him a few bucks.


Yessssss
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:10:17 PM EDT
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Well I have his Ph # anyone want to buy it?????


I am sure he will put it in a box all gift wrapped for you.


Paging Fire Medic Please pick up line one.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:10:39 PM EDT
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I like that.  I think it can be improved upon, though.

Spring-loaded liquid shit for the win.  
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:11:10 PM EDT
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A little over excited,  I think, Ma'am.
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A little over excited,  I think, Ma'am.


I have two cats and a litter box. I am ready to roll this year
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:11:38 PM EDT
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Yessssss
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I want to know if he has the GoPro and if not I might can throw him a few bucks.


Yessssss


I want to see the face of the slime ball who steals at Christmas.
My father was alive two years ago when the thread was posted.  He laughed his ass off about it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:12:47 PM EDT
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As I said, I'm in for a few bucks.  
Who is with me?
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:14:43 PM EDT
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I called  Him and left a message he will be here shortly.
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I left him an IM.  I don't know him but financially it's been a good year for me.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:17:37 PM EDT
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IN!
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:19:00 PM EDT
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I have an iPad Air box to donate.... open the top, out drops the bottom!
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:21:42 PM EDT
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He has been Paged Via Facebook.  Medic Is a Good Guy he wont let us down.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:23:23 PM EDT
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All it needs is more flying cat poop when opened. No maiming...just cat poop everywhere
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:23:29 PM EDT
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   We should also contribute some old cell phones to stick in the box, with some motion recording apps (uploaded to the cloud of course)   so we can catch the thieves reaction as they open the box too!!!  
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It sure should be.
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It sure should be.
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I want to make sure our guy is set for video of the thieving POS this year.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:54:47 PM EDT
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LOL I was actually thinking about that thread myself the other day while pondering Christmas this year. I still get a kick out of that
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Surprise Bitches!
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:58:15 PM EDT
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I think we should have a shit box challenge this year complete with videos  who's in ?
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:01:07 PM EDT
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So, it's a can of Almond Roca your looking for?
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:02:11 PM EDT
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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html
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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html


lol thats awesome
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:13:01 PM EDT
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cat poop thread

Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:24:45 PM EDT
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Frys (Food Store) has Hallmark Christmas Ornaments up. /sigh/



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Frys (Food Store) has Hallmark Christmas Ornaments up. /sigh/



Tagged for "I wrapped a package of cat....." stories.

Hobby Lobby had Christmas stuff up in August.



 
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:32:49 PM EDT
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I live on a farm, I got a choice of cat poop and cow poop.

 Hell---why you guys waiting for Xmas? Just wrap it like a birthday present and watch the fun.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:33:01 PM EDT
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It would be really cool if someone could figure out a way to rig the box so it completely falls apart when its opened, so they'd have a big pile of catshit they'd have to clean up. Even better if they couldn't wait to open it and did it in the car.
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<snickers>
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:53:19 PM EDT
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In for the shenanigans.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:15:57 PM EDT
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One of my favorite threads of all time.  In for the shenanigans!
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:17:43 PM EDT
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This Bud is for you, Mr. Cat shit hidden as a gift to be stolen, man.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:19:03 PM EDT
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That's great.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:33:17 PM EDT
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In like catshit!!! Fuck it I will live trap one of the meth heads next door stray cats and put that fucker in a box. nothing like a wild pissed off tom cat inside a car.
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 12:22:12 AM EDT
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Some men find greatness Others have it thrust upon them..


I'm HERE!!

Great minds think alike, I was just thinking about starting up an early/Pre Christmas cat poop thread to rally the troops so to speak.. Spreading boxes of cat shit presents through out the world..

Phone calls, IM's facebook, all to get me here.... I couldnt find the darned thread using all my fu... Twistedsister linked me to it..

As a side not, who else can honestly say that they got XCRmonger to say "oh my god, yesssssssss. I'm so excited for Christmas poop shenanigans"

 

Link Posted: 10/1/2014 1:13:02 AM EDT
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How about a bowl or cup inside the box of poopy water. Leave enough room so it only spills hopefully after they are away from your vehicle
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 1:18:46 AM EDT
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This thread will deliver.
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Gotta start collecting if you want a full box by Christmas.
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this might be relevant to my interests

 
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 1:24:53 AM EDT
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I'm in but have no cat...can people turds substitute?
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 1:32:04 AM EDT
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I don't have a cat
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 2:10:04 AM EDT
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I believe the solution you are looking for is a jar 2/3 full of cat shit and vinegar, with a little dish washing liquid mixed in. A narrow bottle of baking soda in the center of the jar will provide the necessary effervescence and a lid consisting of plastic wrap secured by a rubber band will readily release once the shit-vinegar and baking soda mix. The dish soap will give a bit of foaming action, with each bubble popping and releasing it's own vile payload of stench, and allowing it to cling better.



This can be placed inside a loose gift wrapped box. As soon as the box is tilted even slightly, the baking soda bottle will tip over and mix. They will probably have several seconds before the pressure overcomes the plastic wrap. Enough time to get to their vehicle if it is close...




Of course, this is all just hypothetical and I would never condone or recommend doing such a thing.






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