Kill them before they develop space travel

I know that doesn't work on spine waisted ants.

Anything else, it's as good as an organized chemical attack.

And not a single Ender's Game reference.

The Shame!

Just remember that the enemy ant hill is down.

You rich yet ol buddy?

Yeah, I was calling BS on that as well.

Ants taking a non-edible substance in their bed and then storing it in such a manner that it would all go off?


Pffft.

You just ignited an underground anthracite coal vein. See, that town in Pennsylvania...

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Now is not the time of year to take pics.  I will wait until late Oct. or Nov. to take some during the best time.

Fuck that I'm not going back out there to get you more pics.

Now there is a fucking owl sitting on the power pole next to the den. Shit is creepy.

Wwwhoo?  Wwwhoo? Who?

Me.

Thanks for that lovely image without warning, jackass.

Herd of ants

I want to believe

has OP been dragged away by the ants yet?

And James Whitmore takes it out with a single 30 round mag in a Thompson.

You have Fallout fire ants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QukwSTTbKrk Arfcomer? Check out the truck's rear window.

Breaking picture of OP.

Round two!

Yesterday morning I checked on the ants in the daylight.
It seems some of the den has substantially collapsed in on itself. But soldier ants were in abundance. I was discouraged.

When I came home yesterday I found several hundred ants on my front porch.
To me this was an extremely provocative action on their part. As if to say 'Your arson has only strengthened our resolve to eat you in your sleep'.


Acting on a story already put forth in this thread I got an idea..... Dangerous.
What if I could get these ants to unwittingly pack their fortress with their own demise?
A Trojan Horse of incineration?
But what concoction of arcane alchemy is best suited for duping mutant ants?

I soon remembered such a mixture.

A little bit of sugar, some potassium nitrate and a dash of rust all mixed in water over heat and what do I have?
What is generally known as home brew solid rocket fuel.......

Manipulated into small fragments I sprinkled it around the den.
I watched. I waited. I spotted one ant moving a piece towards the entrance.
Surely they will realize what it is? But then another one is taken. Then another.
I left them alone to complete to the work that would ultimately be their undoing.

When I came home tonight no sprinkles were left.
Ha!

I sprinkled a few of the larger kernels around the mouth of their abominable hellgate.
Then I laid a fuse made of of cotton yarn saturated in a similar mixture leading directly to the opening.
A large amount of flammable liquid was then pumped in from two different directions.


The moment of truth.

I lit the fuse. When the flame neared the entrance a few of the larger kernels ignited foreshadowing the decimation that was to come.
The flame came to the entrance and extinguished its self.
For a moment I feared disaster.


But then a wisp of smoke emanated.
Then I heard it. The sound  that make less evolved species cower in fear.
But I reveled in it. The glorious sound of ignition.

HOUSTON! WE HAVE LIFT OFF!

Video

Pepper your anus.

Hide your Dawg.

Suspend your disbelief sir.

Does giving them rocket fuel count?

Probably needs more thermobaric explosive.

I'm pretty sure that your ants have successfully graduated to the industrial age.

Acetylene. You need to fill that hole with acetylene, and oxygen,  most ricky tick. Make sure you use a long fuse. And post video.

ATF will be visiting.

Full disclosure for Agent Wong listening in.

It's a 60/40 mix of common household sugar and stump remover (potassium nitrate).

Don't shoot my dag.
Shoot the ants they're the threat to national security.