Double your pleasure, double your fun

The evidence has been submitted and I propose that all charges be dropped.





 

The bench rules not guilty, but very naughty!

Lol..I went to a lily white southern private school full of rich kids 30 years ago...teachers were nailing kids and kids were keeping it secret...race had nothing to do with it

Not Not Guilty Guilty

very much not guilty

ETA - So not guilty.  At 17 I can understand being too stupid to keep your mouth shut but that dumbass should have to do community service for killing that deal.

Not fucking guilty. Ever!!  Holy shit snacks batman! Something about tea from tampons......

cant believe this hasnt been posted yet:

+100000000

ETA: Not Fucking Guilty

I'd say local, not far from where I live.

Community service, please



 

My man!

It does not get less guilty. The immaculate trifection.

Not Guilty!

Not Guilty!

damn.  good job kid!

Democrats crack me up.

Not. Fucking. Guilty.

That kid might as well cut his throat right now.  He's got no where to go but down and it's his own damn fault.  If he's lying someone else should cut his throat for him.

I've got a feeling that the kids need a DNA test for paternity, but that's just cynical me talking.

Not guilty, with teach of the year award given.

hung jury

This shit never happened when I was in High School.

Not guilty

 

I picture him in the future being a Michael Phelps type, minus the swimming awards.

I remember high school and there's no way I could have kept my mouth shut either.   It didn't really happen until you told your friends it happened!  

Teenage boy has a threesome with two teachers?  I'd have run my mouth like a politician with a dozen microphones in my face, consequences be damned!

Welp, the kid fucked that situation up.

This kid basically won the lottery.

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You know, there was barely one teacher at my school that I'd want to smash, let alone two.

Not guilty.

Can't really blame the kid for running his mouth, it would have been a hard secret to keep.

I know a guy from my hometown who fucked his 23 year old married French teacher when he was 17.

Here is the "what everyone knows" version:

It happened.  They covered it up, kicked him out, his mom and dad worked there and they fired her.

It caused a big splash in the small community, the guy as an adult and his mom appeared on daytime talk shows and the whole bit where they whined about those evil, predatory Christian teachers.  His mom has turned the whole thing into a "sex abuse in the church" issue.  She has always used every available venue to blame his train wreck life on the "incident" where, as she puts it, "the whore Christian teacher seduced her innocent young son who was so full of promise", and "the whore Christian church refuses to accept accountability for ruining my beautiful son's life - they MUST BE STOPPED!".  

The schooI was a nice private Christian school and well respected in the community.  They tried to deal with it in-house and essentially, they took a position that both parties had fault.  That both had sinned and were in the wrong.  They offered counseling to him, and to the teacher and her family so they could try and repair their marriage.  His mom was having none of it.

The guy is a trainwreck and always has been.  Drugs, booze, strippers.  He's made over 100k a year at times, and has been bankrupt twice.  He's 46 and lives at home with his mom today, divorced, still awash in drugs.  He's a liar, cheater, manipulative POS.  He is, literally, one of the most dishonest, abusive, manipulative, irresponsible, shitty people I've ever known.  Everything the system, the media, and his mom has poured out since, puts all the blame on the teacher and has ruined his life because he's had, literally, an entire lifetime of automatic excuses at his fingertips for being the piece of shit that he is.  I mean, he's 46 years old, living with his mom, and when he has to hide his car because the repo man is looking for it, or lost his job because after trying to run some bike cops off the road....his mom is right there to pour out the excuses.  It's all because his whore teacher seduced her innocent young son, don'tcha know.

Here is the real truth:
He was and still is a RAGING narcissist, before it was common in teens.  He could sell ice to an eskimo, and was good looking enough that he was doing modeling shoots at that age.  His mother and dad divorced, his dad moved on and remarried a nice lady and built a nice life for himself.  His mom was a "counselor" but she had multiple personality disorder, along with a few others.  She had an alternative personality that bought booze for him and his friends, and fucked some of his friends as teenagers.  She was one of the early devotees of the "Dr. Spock" parenting model, and took it to the extreme partying with and fucking his teenage friends.  Today - a LOT of parents parent this way......being their kids hang out buddy and constantly reinforcing to them how simply special and greater than anyone else they are.

There is only one problem with this horrible story of victimhood.  

He has always bragged about seducing and nailing that teacher.  He was angling to nail her from the get-go and pulled it off.  From his perspective, it happened because he's that good looking, charming, and just that damned good at scoring nothing but the hottest chicks.   He thinks it was fucking GREAT.

Then, get him in front of a camera......and he was a horribly innocent victim..........

He was a narcissistic asshole then, and is a narcissistic asshole, complete LOSER today.  Not necessarily because he scored a teacher.....but partly because of the mountains of enabling that came from his family and the media afterwards.  The entire incident was the first of many examples of him doing something horribly fucked up, and then getting to sit back and watch everyone else take the blame for it.  It has enabled him to conduct his entire life that way, and be the same narcissistic, asshole, immature teenager he was......for his entire life.

The teacher should have never fallen for it.  The teacher certainly really fucked up.  Had the teacher never done it, none of these other things would be an issue......however I believe this guy would have found some other way to fuck up his life and someone elses too.  This is a guy who literally can't get through daily life without fucking up shit for other people.  In fact, when he got divorced (wife left him), he went back and contacted that teacher to try for another swing at her........25 years later.......

That situation isn't at all the same as the one being discussed in this thread.

Because that works so well for the police right?

In the kids defense, it'd be a lot easier to keep nuclear missile launch codes secret then the fact you porked the two best lookin teachers at your school simultaneously. I don't think Woodward and Bernstein or Mark Felt himself could have bit their lips on that one.

Suppose the guy made up the story?  Why?  Because he is a loser.  Why would the married teacher be out of state in Philly?  Securing the best legal representation?