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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:14:57 PM EDT
What do they have against bathing?

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:17:05 PM EDT
[#1]
well, when everything smells like weed, personal stench doesn't bother them?
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:19:03 PM EDT
[#2]
lack of gainful employment restricts ability to pay for utilities but gets painted as a "return to nature and be free of chemicals"
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:21:16 PM EDT
[#3]
It's about being one with the universe,man. Like even foul stench is part of our natural state,man.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:25:38 PM EDT
[#4]
All them poor bunny rabbits they test head and shoulders on.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:26:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Saw a magazine one time when I used to work in Asheville, NC at the VA there.
(Everyone knows Assville is the little San Fran of the East coast), well, anyways
pic of some dirty skank pu#@y hippy-chick with her underarm hair hanging the
household laundry out, however they did not wash it in water as to reduce their
'environmental footprint', only hang the laundry to 'air' out

Hippies are notorious for utilizing cloth diapers for their spawn as well, left me
wondering if those were 'aired' out as well....
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:28:05 PM EDT
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All them poor bunny rabbits they test head and shoulders on.
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Ever shampoo a bunny? They dig it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:29:35 PM EDT
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“It smells terrible in here.'

Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere of this room rather comforting. Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. You may remember that Mark Twain preferred to lie supinely in bed while composing those rather dated and boring efforts which contemporary scholars try to prove meaningful. Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.” - Ignatius Reilly (John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces)
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:30:07 PM EDT
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They are lazy. That is all.
All hippy "policies" root in laziness. Plain and simple.
Probably has something to do with smoking a lot of weed
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:30:47 PM EDT
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One night a bunch of us got a case of little motel hand soaps and walked around handing them out to begging hippies.



We also gave out cookies to hot chicks. That was a lot of fun.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:33:38 PM EDT
[#10]
I know, right?
<<<<<<<
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:34:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Their absence of personal hygiene is a reflection of their feelings of self-loathing.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:38:32 PM EDT
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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.
Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.

After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.
Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.

His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.
"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."

Some stupid and freaky shit.
Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!



Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:42:00 PM EDT
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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.
Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.

After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.
Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.

His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.
"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."

Some stupid and freaky shit.
Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!
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City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:43:36 PM EDT
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City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.

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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.
Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.

After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.
Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.

His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.
"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."

Some stupid and freaky shit.
Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!


City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.



Sure.  Same as the gun community.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:44:46 PM EDT
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How did I know op was from my home state.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:57:35 PM EDT
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City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.

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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.
Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.

After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.
Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.

His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.
"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."

Some stupid and freaky shit.
Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!


City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.




Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:59:14 PM EDT
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City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.

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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.
Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.

After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.
Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.

His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.
"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."

Some stupid and freaky shit.
Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!


City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.




Yep.  It's a definite sub species.
Once it was pointed out to me, and I paid attention, there IS a difference.

Your average City Hippies are pretty hard core Greentards, and usually fucking communists on top of it all.
They truly believe the world can be fed with "Organic" Vegan practices, and Urban cesspools can be self sustaining with Urban gardening.
Woods Hippies know better, and cheat like a motherfucker when it comes to Organic practices.

Woods Hippies usually are more grounded and self reliant, as well as proficient with real skills.
They tend to be socialists with at least a loose grasp on capitalism, they just don't want to pay the taxes they think everyone else should have to pay.


Link Posted: 9/22/2014 10:59:43 PM EDT
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They are lazy. That is all.

All hippy "policies" root in laziness. Plain and simple.

Probably has something to do with smoking a lot of weed
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 11:01:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Never heard of Rainbows?
@#$%*&% dirty stinking hippies..
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 11:16:06 PM EDT
[#20]
I'm almost 61, the Hippies were slightly before my time, would be late 60s through their 70s now.  Of whom are you really speaking?
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 11:20:44 PM EDT
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I'm almost 61, the Hippies were slightly before my time, would be late 60s through their 70s now.  Of whom are you really speaking?
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Get out more, old man (ahem, I mean, brother), the hippies are back and bold. They had just went into hiding there for a while. These would be the dope smoking progeny of the hippies you recall, or the dope smoking progeny of the wannabies.

Free the weed, man. Save the erf. Capitalist societies are causing all of the problems for mankind, dude. Money isn't real; it's an invention.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 11:41:39 PM EDT
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Goddamn it, its rank as hell.

I worked on a hippies car that stunk so bad the BO was like a greasy dust it was unbareable.  We drew straws to see who was gonna work on it haha.

Get this shit, he left that car for 3 weeks after it was done, then when he picked it up he accused me of putting 300 miles on his car.. no dude, I couldn't drive your stinky ass car around the block.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 5:31:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/23/2014 5:34:38 AM EDT
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I don't bath often enough, I stink. Right when I wake up, I get covered in a coat of Eastern European and Russian grease and cosmoline. What's the point, I'm just going to get coated again when I wake up, plus, my skin gets ridiculously dry when I shower.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 5:36:11 AM EDT
[#25]
pheromones .... like attracts like
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 5:47:31 AM EDT
[#26]
Soap is harmful for the environment? I'd guess.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 6:20:57 AM EDT
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Yep.  It's a definite sub species.


Once it was pointed out to me, and I paid attention, there IS a difference.





Your average City Hippies are pretty hard core Greentards, and usually fucking communists on top of it all.


They truly believe the world can be fed with "Organic" Vegan practices, and Urban cesspools can be self sustaining with Urban gardening.


Woods Hippies know better, and cheat like a motherfucker when it comes to Organic practices.





Woods Hippies usually are more grounded and self reliant, as well as proficient with real skills.


They tend to be socialists with at least a loose grasp on capitalism, they just don't want to pay the taxes they think everyone else should have to pay.
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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.


Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.





After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.


Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.





His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.


"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."





Some stupid and freaky shit.


Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!






City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.






Yep.  It's a definite sub species.


Once it was pointed out to me, and I paid attention, there IS a difference.





Your average City Hippies are pretty hard core Greentards, and usually fucking communists on top of it all.


They truly believe the world can be fed with "Organic" Vegan practices, and Urban cesspools can be self sustaining with Urban gardening.


Woods Hippies know better, and cheat like a motherfucker when it comes to Organic practices.





Woods Hippies usually are more grounded and self reliant, as well as proficient with real skills.


They tend to be socialists with at least a loose grasp on capitalism, they just don't want to pay the taxes they think everyone else should have to pay.



You mean like supporters of the 'Fair Tax?'





 
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 6:26:15 AM EDT
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Damn dirty hippies.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 6:27:36 AM EDT
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Several years back when I lost my fucking mind, and decided to try the Farmers Markets for direct sales, I got to meet a shitload of wretched hippies.
Dude set up next to me at one market, was/is part of a fucking colony of them not far from here and was pretty cool.

After dealing with a bunch of the militant organic vegan/ save the gay whales, fucktarded shitcago hippies I finally asked him what the deal was with the non-bathing freaks.
Some of the Hippie chicks would have been pretty, given a firehose, a tire brush, and some soap, and the crew from Dudes "Colony" weren't totally rancid.

His take on the deal, was the city hippies were dealing with guilt issues over destroying the earth with their vanity, and rarely bathe because of water use and soap having to be plant based etc.
"Woods hippies just recycle the wash water in the garden, or jump in the pond, so we have it easier."

Some stupid and freaky shit.
Worth remembering when you're buying certified Organic stuff from the damn Hippie communes....it's gonna have revolting hippie stench water residue on it. Bon Appitite!


City hippies and woods hippies. I didn't realize there were various sub-species.



There are desert and water "tribes" as well.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 6:28:56 AM EDT
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I guess when you spend 95 percent of your waking hours high on something bathing is not high on your list?
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 8:30:35 AM EDT
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Ever known an old German-American farmer?

At least hippies have patchouli.

Link Posted: 9/23/2014 8:39:44 AM EDT
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all my hippie friends are neat freaks.......GD is getting the better of you
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 9:06:18 AM EDT
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I was at college in Greenville, NC in 1968 when I saw my first real live hippie. Long nasty hair, ragged jeans, sandals, stomping along through the rest of the starched shirt and khakis crowd. The worst of it was when I saw a girl I had been dating a year earlier climb into his V W Beetle after class one day.  She was from DC, and he had VA plates on the car. Sort of disappointing, but just one of those things along the path of life. There were quite a few more hippie-types by the 70's, mostly from VA other points north, from my observation.  Some of the girls could have been spectacular, if given to better grooming and hygiene.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 9:17:38 AM EDT
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I remember my father telling me about the time when my mom's youngest brother came to visit in the late 60's/early 70's............he was a certified hippie, and came with raggedy clothes, long hair and smell. My father straightened his ass out real quick
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 9:21:51 AM EDT
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Oh yes. The woods hippies don't like the faux city hippies either. I know a guy who owns 6 acres with a 2 acre garden with a few pigs and goats for meat that thinks the beggars disguised as hippies give him a bad name.

He bathes daily. Don't stand too close if he has been tilling the garden all day though. He and his wife aren't big on deodorant. Homemade soap and water are ok, but all those chemicals in deodorant and perfumes are bad, man.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:01:34 AM EDT
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I was riding my motorcycle the other day, and I saw a female with nasty dread hair crawling on hand and knees in the grass (probably searching for grubs or bugs)...then I smelled her aroma... from about 30ft away, at 60mph, with a full face helmet on!
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:08:38 AM EDT
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I've smelled worse at gun shows.

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or the DMV
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:10:41 AM EDT
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That's nasty.  The devolution of mankind.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:14:38 AM EDT
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If hippies bother your sensitive olfactory sensibilities, stay far away from gun shows, OP.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:17:20 AM EDT
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Lazy pretentious drug addicts plain and simple...
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:17:55 AM EDT
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They don't want to waste the precious water. Bad for the Earth you know.  Also they worked hard developing their Patchouli and BO pheromone cloud so they don't want to waste that labor.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:20:37 AM EDT
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All them poor bunny rabbits they test head and shoulders on.
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Link Posted: 9/23/2014 10:25:40 AM EDT
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the one hippie I know is a hard worker.him and his wife made big money traveling around making and selling tie dyed Tee shirts.last year he bought a old camp ground turned it around did major improvements and now its very successful, always booked.still smels like pouculi.
Link Posted: 9/23/2014 5:56:44 PM EDT
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True story, bro.

or the DMV


Walmart in the next town over is known for it's "Bouquet".

It hits like a coal shovel to the nose, as soon as the door opens.
FSA, and non bathing welfare trash are as bad as hippies on Hot summer afternoons.

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