A Gentleman's Guide to Sex in Prison - Page 1

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Posted: 9/22/2014 12:34:06 PM EDT

Think prison rape is inevitable when someone gets locked up?

Not according to this guy.

Apparently rapists and child molesters are still fair game, but for everyone else it's mostly consensual buttsex.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:35:15 PM EDT

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Don't go to prison, m'kay. Some burly guy might fuck you in the ass.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:35:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 12:35:48 PM EDT

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That's pretty much what a guy told me the second time I was in jail.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:37:01 PM EDT

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I'd be in big trouble if I ever ended up in prison. Too pretty for prison.

My poor bottom.....

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:37:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 12:41:36 PM EDT

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I talked to a guy who was a prison guard and he more or less said the same thing. He said the sex offenders were usually segregated and kept out of gen pop though. I don't know if that's specific to his location or if that's the case everywhere.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:43:43 PM EDT

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I think I'll just stick to avoiding acts or behaviors that would potentially put me in prison.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:44:02 PM EDT

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Not true.

Proof.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:45:19 PM EDT

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It's not considered gay if they are in jail.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:48:13 PM EDT

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No one "accidentally" gets thrown in jail. Almost every one "Earns" his way in.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:48:46 PM EDT

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That guy has quite a vocabulary on him.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:49:03 PM EDT

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Big, fat, gleaming pearl of wisdom there.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:52:42 PM EDT

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That was actually a rather interesting read.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:55:28 PM EDT

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thread title, is that even possible?

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:56:07 PM EDT

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too late, the .gov has already got the goods on you (US)

they just haven't gotten that far down the list yet.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:56:21 PM EDT

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I'm with this guy.

In this instance, abstinence is absolutely the best policy.

Posted: 9/22/2014 12:57:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 1:02:34 PM EDT

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There are too many people I want to meet in the afterlife to ever spend a minute in prison.

Posted: 9/22/2014 1:05:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 1:06:05 PM EDT

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There are no 'gentlemen' in jail.

And the real story is all well discussed in the documentary "Let's Go To Prison".

Posted: 9/22/2014 1:07:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 1:20:05 PM EDT

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"Let's Go to Prison" is under appreciated.

Posted: 9/22/2014 1:31:27 PM EDT

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"Some truly look like women, and as a consequence they are well taken
care of by their admirers. Others just look like men with breast
implants. There was one called Grandma who was quite a fright, but
apparently had customers anyway, because his dentures came out."

Posted: 9/22/2014 1:32:26 PM EDT

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Is that aluminum foil in the "fifi?"

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:10:57 PM EDT

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If you're a weak ass bitch-tart, the rape WILL find you.

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:15:59 PM EDT

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There is a lot of pussy in prison, it just all smells like ass.

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:20:44 PM EDT

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Yep. I am not afraid to go back. (no buttsecks for me). As a touring musician in my other
life I got to experience the hospitality of a few (three) lockups.

It's mostly just boring, but I would never get bored enough to play for the other team.

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:27:32 PM EDT

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Not true.

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http://youtu.be/vXqCEz8m4aI

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LOLOL

I love that movie.

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:33:03 PM EDT

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Great post, seriously, lol'd so hard.

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:33:47 PM EDT

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Meh,have worked in prisons/ jails for about 22 years now, does rape occur? I'm sure..often? doubtful. Mostly the fags sell ass for favors, commissary..whatever. When the fags get ripped off they cry rape. As far as child molesters/ pedos, that stuff is in the movies for the most part no one really gives a flying feck what the other is in for. Most are just trying to do their time as comfortably as possible (that means staying out of trouble). Then there is the 10% pure asshole, those are the ones to watch

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:35:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 2:38:46 PM EDT

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All starts with slick legging in the shower.

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:42:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 2:44:15 PM EDT

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too late, the .gov has already got the goods on you (US)

they just haven't gotten that far down the list yet.

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I think I'll just stick to avoiding acts or behaviors that would potentially put me in prison.

too late, the .gov has already got the goods on you (US)

they just haven't gotten that far down the list yet.

Dang it!

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:45:47 PM EDT

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I wonder if Fleece Johnson knows he's a byword for straight to the chakra prison rape?

Posted: 9/22/2014 2:48:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 3:04:25 PM EDT

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No one "accidentally" gets thrown in jail. Almost every one "Earns" his way in.

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5 people have been released from over 5-25 years in prison in Oklahoma after being fraudently convicted in Tulsa County on jaded testimony and pure fraud committed by the DA and his office or TPD officers.

3 of them were completely innocent. the last one was released 2 weeks ago after spending over 20 in prison over the murder of her child that the DA knew of evidence that would have proved her innocence and never released that evidence.

the judge was not happy. the DA is retiring in a few months and word on the street is that the Feds are investigating numerous other issues with convictions.

Posted: 9/22/2014 3:14:29 PM EDT

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My uncle did 10 yrs in prison. He said rape was never a concern, having people just beating the fuck out of you 'just because' was more problematic. After you beat the fuck out of a few people, however, do they finally start leaving you alone. Imagine being put in a cage with a bunch of school yard bullies.

He said the ace up his sleeve was his prostetic leg that the guards couldn't deny him. He said if he'd get cornered he'd pull his leg off and start swinging it like a baseball bat...while hopping around on one leg.

Posted: 9/22/2014 3:27:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 3:55:11 PM EDT

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I have a couple of friends who have spent time in prison, they basically have told me what he said, only a few men are actual rapists in prison, and they usually go after the pedos, because if they go after non pedos they usually end up dead.

Posted: 9/22/2014 3:58:07 PM EDT

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No one "accidentally" gets thrown in jail. Almost every one "Earns" his way in.

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Yet people are continually found innocent of crimes and released after years and years in time in prison for crimes they didn't commit.

Posted: 9/22/2014 3:59:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/22/2014 4:01:04 PM EDT

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Not true.

Proof.

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That movie was definitely underrated

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:05:06 PM EDT

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Nice, he played a good wetback gangbanger in " Training Day " and a bad ass sniper in " Clear and Present Danger " .

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:06:19 PM EDT

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Nice, he played a good wetback gangbanger in " Training Day " and a bad ass sniper in " Clear and Present Danger " .

Yes, and the screen cap is from a scene from Training Day that is relevant to this topic.

"Have you ever had your shit pushed in?"

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:08:42 PM EDT

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My uncle did 10 yrs in prison. He said rape was never a concern, having people just beating the fuck out of you 'just because' was more problematic. After you beat the fuck out of a few people, however, do they finally start leaving you alone. Imagine being put in a cage with a bunch of school yard bullies.

He said the ace up his sleeve was his prostetic leg that the guards couldn't deny him. He said if he'd get cornered he'd pull his leg off and start swinging it like a baseball bat...while hopping around on one leg.

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So that's how a one-legged man wins an ass-kicking contest.

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:09:29 PM EDT

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I like you and I want you.

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:15:55 PM EDT

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That guy has quite a vocabulary on him.

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His name is "Genis". I wonder if it rhymes...

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:16:17 PM EDT

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Think prison rape is inevitable when someone gets locked up?

Not according to this guy.

Apparently rapists and child molesters are still fair game, but for everyone else it's mostly consensual buttsex.

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I don't care how long I've been in the can. The day will never "come" when finishing in a man ass is better than finishing in a napkin.