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Posted: 9/22/2014 2:15:22 PM EDT

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I got asked once on here why I was selling the knife.

I told him "thinning out my collection"

" oh. Ok. Just wondering"

No further contact.

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"Oh, well if you have to ask.... I cheated on my wife and she has always said she would cut my dick off in my sleep... so I am liquidating all sharp objects in the house in the event that she discovers my infidelity"

or

"Knife was used in a crime, need to get rid of evidence... I'll sell it to you for cheap"

or

"Knife doesn't peel human skin well, I need to upgrade to something better"

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.

Posted: 9/22/2014 4:26:41 PM EDT

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What the hell is transposing and the number that ate nine?
transposing is like flipping numbers around 1 place.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 (ate) 9
I stopped after trade math.

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If you really want to deal with a bunch of morons, put an ad on craigslist.

No, I solved this problem. Type out your "phone number", then explain in a few sentences some math required to get to the correct number, like, "transpose the first and the last digit; take the square root of the second and third digits as if they were a single value, and change the fifth digit to the number that ate nine.

I sold a bicycle last month using this technique. I got ONE call, and he showed up that evening and paid cash.

Try it.

What the hell is transposing and the number that ate nine?
transposing is like flipping numbers around 1 place.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 (ate) 9
I stopped after trade math.

Posted: 9/22/2014 9:08:17 PM EDT

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My pev is your only tell me the vegest of locations for meeting not a nabor hood or cross street but im in The state of ohio somewhere.

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Do you post as Edison Trent on the Star Citizen forums?

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Posted: 9/24/2014 6:54:55 PM EDT

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Oh my god.

I just got another reply after making an offer on an item.

"I haven't looked around, but surely it is worth more than that"

How are people so fucking dumb, tell me what you want for what you are trying to sell and I will either buy it or I won't.

Posted: 9/24/2014 7:11:07 PM EDT

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Armslist is the worst for me. All morons! There is always some old guy that wants to trade an aluminum boat or an Norinco 22 rifle for anything I ever list.

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Armslist is the worst. It seems its only for people wanting to trade mosins. If you put NO TRADES in the ad all you get is trades offers. And half the items they want to trade arnt even worth anything.

Posted: 9/24/2014 7:45:07 PM EDT

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See, you aren't sharp enough to make the cut.

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If you really want to deal with a bunch of morons, put an ad on craigslist.

No, I solved this problem. Type out your "phone number", then explain in a few sentences some math required to get to the correct number, like, "transpose the first and the last digit; take the square root of the second and third digits as if they were a single value, and change the fifth digit to the number that ate nine.

I sold a bicycle last month using this technique. I got ONE call, and he showed up that evening and paid cash.

Try it.

What the hell is transposing and the number that ate nine?

I stopped after trade math.

See, you aren't sharp enough to make the cut.

I don't give enough of a fuck to bother with that shit.