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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:18:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anti inky threads are funny - most of GD
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:20:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Communism works great on a very small scale. Much more than a family-sized unit, and it breaks down completely. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Communism works great on a very small scale. Much more than a family-sized unit, and it breaks down completely. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:22:59 AM EDT
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She should post up in the EE. 
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring.  I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:23:17 AM EDT
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In before a regular is found wearing a blue dress 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:23:38 AM EDT
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Devil in a blue dress? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In before a regular is found wearing a blue dress Devil in a blue dress? 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:23:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:24:45 AM EDT
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And that's been proven time and time again, yet people still think "it just failed because it hasn't yet been done correctly." How many more millions of people have to die or billions of people be subjected to slavery before they'll admit it doesn't work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Communism works great on a very small scale. Much more than a family-sized unit, and it breaks down completely. Communism works great if you are a party member and politburo member. The entire concept of communism is brilliant, so long as you can put yourself and those you care about into the elite ruling class, while still convincing the peasants that it is in their best interest to cast themselves free of the shackles of freedom and embrace the police state. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:25:18 AM EDT
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And that's been proven time and time again, yet people still think "it just failed because it hasn't yet been done correctly." How many more millions of people have to die or billions of people be subjected to slavery before they'll admit it doesn't work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Communism works great on a very small scale. Much more than a family-sized unit, and it breaks down completely. The problem comes from the cycling of generations and people having to learn the same mistakes over and over. Some people just can't learn from history and have to fuck up on their own. Some people are just willfully ignorant. Some people are suckers for a good sales pitch. History may not repeat, but it sure as shit rhymes. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:27:33 AM EDT
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IN Quote HistorySame here. 13er with 4 posts = troll account. ETA: Put up a fucking warning next time. I thought I was still in GD. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:27:47 AM EDT
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I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) I know a guy in Nashville that would fit the bill except for #2 and #3 |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:28:50 AM EDT
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Anti inky threads are funny I am a blank skin, but I love good tattoos. I consider them "attitude art". |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:29:06 AM EDT
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In on one
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:29:31 AM EDT
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And that's been proven time and time again, yet people still think "it just failed because it hasn't yet been done correctly." How many more millions of people have to die or billions of people be subjected to slavery before they'll admit it doesn't work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Communism works great on a very small scale. Much more than a family-sized unit, and it breaks down completely. That's true of all political ideologies. They all have their failings. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:29:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In on one |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:29:50 AM EDT
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I know a guy in Nashville that would fit the bill except for #2 and #3 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) I know a guy in Nashville that would fit the bill except for #2 and #3 In Nashville? 
She wants to move to Nashville (she's in Roanoke right now). |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:29:59 AM EDT
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In on one 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:31:07 AM EDT
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I am a blank skin, but I love good tattoos. I consider them "attitude art". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Anti inky threads are funny I am a blank skin, but I love good tattoos. I consider them "attitude art". You should cross over to the degenerate side, we have more fun over here. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:31:23 AM EDT
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Public education FTW! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In on one KS public education at that.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:31:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryWhat's with the 85 year old grandma glasses? 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:32:01 AM EDT
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You should cross over to the degenerate side, we have more fun over here. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Anti inky threads are funny I am a blank skin, but I love good tattoos. I consider them "attitude art". You should cross over to the degenerate side, we have more fun over here. I've been wanting a tattoo for over 20 years. I just can't decide on what to get. I almost got DeCSS tattoo'd on me back in 2000. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:32:20 AM EDT
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And that's been proven time and time again, yet people still think "it just failed because it hasn't yet been done correctly." How many more millions of people have to die or billions of people be subjected to slavery before they'll admit it doesn't work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Communism works great on a very small scale. Much more than a family-sized unit, and it breaks down completely. As long as there are young idealists out there, the idea will never die. Communism works if everyone truly gives a fuck about everyone else in the commune. This is seen in families, and why it works well at that level. Young idealists have lots of fucks to give. They give them away freely to whomever or whatever tugs on their heartstrings. They think if they give enough fucks, everyone else will give a fuck too. But fucks are finite in quantity. Some people just run out of fucks to give, and other don't give a fuck and are more than willing to take advantage of those that do. And that is why communism will never succeed, but also will never die.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:32:28 AM EDT
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Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Only a few of those really matter. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:33:14 AM EDT
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Only a few of those really matter. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Only a few of those really matter. Nailed it. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:33:43 AM EDT
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KS public education at that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In on one KS public education at that. You and Ralph can both count to corn. I'm surprised you aren't besties.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:33:46 AM EDT
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In Nashville?
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) I know a guy in Nashville that would fit the bill except for #2 and #3 In Nashville?
She wants to move to Nashville (she's in Roanoke right now). Yep. He's one if my scumbag friends from when I lived there. Moved up here for a while, and just.moved back to help his mom out so she wouldst lose her house. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:34:08 AM EDT
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What's with the 85 year old grandma glasses? Quote HistoryQuoted:
What's with the 85 year old grandma glasses? Eye protection from "foreign substances" 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:34:13 AM EDT
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Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Only a few of those really matter. #4 and #5 are not optional, for two main reasons: 1. She won't be with a liberal (by her choice), and she loves guns 2. She loves her sister and nephew, and we won't invite antigun liberals in our home. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:35:02 AM EDT
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You and Ralph can both count to corn. I'm surprised you aren't besties. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In on one KS public education at that. You and Ralph can both count to corn. I'm surprised you aren't besties. Sterling and I talked about counting to corn yesterday. So, Ralph, there's competition |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:35:27 AM EDT
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Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Only a few of those really matter. Yarp. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:35:33 AM EDT
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*snip* Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Man those two combined just narrowed the pool quite a bit!
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:35:49 AM EDT
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You and Ralph can both count to corn. I'm surprised you aren't besties. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In on one KS public education at that. You and Ralph can both count to corn. I'm surprised you aren't besties. I've also heard that hipster can count PBR's, vinyl records, and face pubes. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:36:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car. I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Though, the mentally stable thing might be questionable, considering the time I spend in here... |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:36:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:37:33 AM EDT
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In on one KS public education at that. You and Ralph can both count to corn. I'm surprised you aren't besties. Sterling and I talked about counting to corn yesterday. So, Ralph, there's competition That dirt ball never called me on his way back home.
He did come over on his way to UT though. We played with NV toys in the back yard.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:38:18 AM EDT
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Kinda sounds like me, except for the .mil stuff, and well, not being single. Though, the mentally stable thing might be questionable, considering the time I spend in here...
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Though, the mentally stable thing might be questionable, considering the time I spend in here...
The married thing kinda puts a damper on things. That and the living in New York part. I thought it was understood that yankees may apply, but must consent to relocation to somewhere in the south.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:38:54 AM EDT
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I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) I don't think she would be interested in conversation related to my higher education. Also, the media told me veterans are dangerous. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:39:25 AM EDT
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*snip* Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Man those two combined just narrowed the pool quite a bit! No shit. Mentally stable and combat veteran by my standards is a lot easier to come by than by VA standards. I don't mind if they have a bit of PTSD and everyone knows not to wake them up and to accept some strangeness, as long as they are not violent to those around them. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:40:10 AM EDT
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I don't think she would be interested in conversation related to my higher education. Also, the media told me veterans are dangerous. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) I don't think she would be interested in conversation related to my higher education. Also, the media told me veterans are dangerous. We've been over this before. You're already married, that excludes you from consideration (that, and your pregnant wife would likely hunt you down and kill you). |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:40:42 AM EDT
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That dirt ball never called me on his way back home.
He did come over on his way to UT though. We played with NV toys in the back yard. After our discussion yesterday, I have decided to move NVG up my list of priorities...
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:40:44 AM EDT
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#4 and #5 are not optional, for two main reasons: 1. She won't be with a liberal (by her choice), and she loves guns 2. She loves her sister and nephew, and we won't invite antigun liberals in our home. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Only a few of those really matter. #4 and #5 are not optional, for two main reasons: 1. She won't be with a liberal (by her choice), and she loves guns 2. She loves her sister and nephew, and we won't invite antigun liberals in our home. I don't particularly care for political blowhards of any variety, regardless of affiliation. I like good, honest people. Them's who I hang wit. [homer] Just because I don't care (for the same things you do) doesn't mean I don't understand. [/homer] |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:40:54 AM EDT
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Also, the media told me veterans are dangerous. I think veterans are pretty cool guy, eh attack white house with assault knifes and not afraid of fatties. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:41:03 AM EDT
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but must consent to relocation to somewhere in the south. That will be a deal killer for anyone worthwhile.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:41:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: After our discussion yesterday, I have decided to move NVG up my list of priorities... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That dirt ball never called me on his way back home. He did come over on his way to UT though. We played with NV toys in the back yard. After our discussion yesterday, I have decided to move NVG up my list of priorities... What about strapping a laser pointer to an owls head?
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:42:38 AM EDT
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I don't particularly care for political blowhards of any variety, regardless of affiliation. I like good, honest people. Them's who I hang wit. [homer] Just because I don't care (for the same things you do) doesn't mean I don't understand. [/homer] Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) Only a few of those really matter. #4 and #5 are not optional, for two main reasons: 1. She won't be with a liberal (by her choice), and she loves guns 2. She loves her sister and nephew, and we won't invite antigun liberals in our home. I don't particularly care for political blowhards of any variety, regardless of affiliation. I like good, honest people. Them's who I hang wit. [homer] Just because I don't care (for the same things you do) doesn't mean I don't understand. [/homer] People don't have to be conservative pro gun, just so long as they are not liberal and anti gun. Anywhere in the middle is tolerable, but I will not suffer the presence of a bleeding liberal or antigun extremist in my home. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:42:52 AM EDT
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but must consent to relocation to somewhere in the south. That will be a deal killer for anyone worthwhile. You'll note that there were no requirements for IQ, tooth count, or genetic diversity in the family tree. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:43:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:43:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll note that there were no requirements for IQ, tooth count, or genetic diversity in the family tree. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: but must consent to relocation to somewhere in the south. That will be a deal killer for anyone worthwhile. You'll note that there were no requirements for IQ, tooth count, or genetic diversity in the family tree. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:44:25 AM EDT
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We've been over this before. You're already married, that excludes you from consideration (that, and your pregnant wife would likely hunt you down and kill you). Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Saturday night we're sitting at a bar with my sister in law and a couple she has been friends with for years. Sister in law is being questioned on her lack of a boyfriend/love interest. SIL: "Well, the other day I was flirting with a cute cop at my school. I thought we were hitting it off pretty well, then he moved his hands and I saw the ring. I don't want to be that type of woman that hits on married guys, and I really didn't know he was married. He was really playing into the flirting as well. Now I feel bad."
Me: "You should feel bad. You love dogs too much to date a cop, married or not." Oh, and she wants a BFL for her car.
I thought about doing a "WTB: One neckbeard" type post in the EE, or using GD as a dating site for her. The results could be.... interdasting. Her wants: Decent guy that will treat her right (as measured in behavior and attitude, not spending). Good job / stable incoming / no basement dwelling unemployed manchild. Does not need to own a collection of guns yet, but had better not object to that as time and money allow. Must love big dogs, as she is getting a Great Dane when she can find/afford/foster one and she'll take the dog over most men any day of the week. Some level of higher education or the ability to fake it, must at least be able to come up with interesting conversation fodder. Liberals, progressives, communists, and other left wing nut cases need not apply. Our wants for her: 1. Steady income / solid job 2. Prior military experience, preferably Army or Marine, combat veterans highly preferred 3. Honorable discharge or still in .mil 4. Pro gun. 5. Anti liberal 6. Mentally stable 7. Not in law enforcement 8. Nice guy (treats her well, respectful, etc.) I don't think she would be interested in conversation related to my higher education. Also, the media told me veterans are dangerous. We've been over this before. You're already married, that excludes you from consideration (that, and your pregnant wife would likely hunt you down and kill you). I'm jussayin, not all higher education is a catalyst for riveting conversation. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:45:46 AM EDT
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I'm jussayin, not all higher education is a catalyst for riveting conversation. Hence the reason why I said "or can fake it". She's not an education snob at all. But she does want someone that can hold on a conversation (with her, not at a cocktail party). |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 10:46:25 AM EDT
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I'm jussayin, not all higher education is a catalyst for riveting conversation. Yeah, I doubt she'd want to talk about binary trees or the benefits that SoapUI offers the automated tester in today's QA environment. |
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