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Posted: 9/21/2014 3:15:34 PM EDT
Please dont do that again. That shirt would look horrible on your male counter part...it doesnt look good on you.




Went to the grocery store today and saw a morbidly obese woman in her 40's wearing a screaming red "Hustler" T shirt, some kind of plaid shorts, a blue bandana on her head, and house mom slippers. She had two little children orbiting her in the Check Out line...

She belonged in a "People of Walmart" photo album...but we were not in Walmart...

No pics were taken, I didnt want to chance getting caught and feed her ego in the process

Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:16:17 PM EDT
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No Pics?  
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:17:02 PM EDT
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Why you hate freedom?
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Coming in The Fappening: Part 3.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:17:29 PM EDT
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Maybe she used to work for Hustler. You know, porn stars age in dog years. Just sayin.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:17:43 PM EDT
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She sounds like a solid Arfcom 8.
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Coming in The Fappening: Part 3.


The OP is probably preparing a BOTD thread as we speak....



 
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Why do we hate teeners
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Why do we hate teeners
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Why do we hate teeners

I'm telling!
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:20:36 PM EDT
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The OP is probably preparing a BOTD thread as we speak....
 
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Coming in The Fappening: Part 3.

The OP is probably preparing a BOTD thread as we speak....
 


Man it feels good to be a gangsta Team member.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:21:13 PM EDT
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to be fair, a skinny hot woman in a grocery store wearing a hustler t-shirt is also a no-go for me.  

issues, that one has.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:23:28 PM EDT
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Holy fuck! Is it coming or going?
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:26:48 PM EDT
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Please dont do that again. That shirt would look horrible on your male counter part...it doesnt look good on you.




Went to the grocery store today and saw a morbidly obese woman in her 40's wearing a screaming red "Hustler" T shirt, some kind of plaid shorts, a blue bandana on her head, and house mom slippers. She had two little children orbiting her in the Check Out line...

She belonged in a "People of Walmart" photo album...but we were not in Walmart...

No pics were taken, I didnt want to chance getting caught and feed her ego in the process

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I rost. Can't stop laughing.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:27:12 PM EDT
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Back tits
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:29:30 PM EDT
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She had serious issues.
Even if she had Kate Upton's build, or a Cross Fit competitor's build, her face would keep her safe from anyone trying anything.

Think Fozzy Bear with bad acne & coke bottle glasses.

Wearing a Hustler shirt.
With House Mom slippers.
And a blue bandana.



A pic of this woman would probably get me banned.
Justifiably.

Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:31:41 PM EDT
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Lol
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Bullshit. GD would go to bat for you.....

Fail.

Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:44:49 PM EDT
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where are the pics? OP FAIL
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:46:04 PM EDT
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Thank you for not taking her pics.    Taking them and posting it would be a banning offense.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:48:30 PM EDT
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Hai guyz! I saw the most horrendous hambeast today and it was an amazing thing! You should have been there, I almost puked!

But I didn't bring you pictures because I'm a dirty faggot and nothing turns me on more than the lingering stench of man butthole on my face!
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I rost. Can't stop laughing.
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Please dont do that again. That shirt would look horrible on your male counter part...it doesnt look good on you.




Went to the grocery store today and saw a morbidly obese woman in her 40's wearing a screaming red "Hustler" T shirt, some kind of plaid shorts, a blue bandana on her head, and house mom slippers. She had two little children orbiting her in the Check Out line...

She belonged in a "People of Walmart" photo album...but we were not in Walmart...

No pics were taken, I didnt want to chance getting caught and feed her ego in the process



I rost. Can't stop laughing.



I'm going to use that at a later date
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 3:53:32 PM EDT
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Concerning gals in outfits that are stretched to the limit.    The Real shock is at the beach.  A lot covered by too little.

Sights that will stay etched into your skull forever.

Just because they can squeeze into something doesn't mean they should.

gd
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  Back tits
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They make slow dancing awesome.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 4:00:52 PM EDT
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Hai guyz! I saw the most horrendous hambeast today and it was an amazing thing! You should have been there, I almost puked!

But I didn't bring you pictures because I'm a dirty faggot and nothing turns me on more than the lingering stench of man butthole on my face!
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well that escalated.gif
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 4:19:24 PM EDT
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Did she have sexy tight black spandex pants
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 4:21:36 PM EDT
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Hai guyz! I saw the most horrendous hambeast today and it was an amazing thing! You should have been there, I almost puked!

But I didn't bring you pictures because I'm a dirty faggot and nothing turns me on more than the lingering stench of man butthole on my face!

well that escalated.gif


I was just saying how my day went. It has absolutely no correlation to the OP or his love of crack sweat odor!
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 4:28:53 PM EDT
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Alaskan 10
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 6:06:10 PM EDT
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I was just saying how my day went. It has absolutely no correlation to the OP or his love of crack sweat odor!
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Hai guyz! I saw the most horrendous hambeast today and it was an amazing thing! You should have been there, I almost puked!

But I didn't bring you pictures because I'm a dirty faggot and nothing turns me on more than the lingering stench of man butthole on my face!

well that escalated.gif


I was just saying how my day went. It has absolutely no correlation to the OP or his love of crack sweat odor!



Sorry Bro,
I dont share your love of Taint Stink...

But I applaud your honesty in admitting on the internet that you enjoy browneye and ballsack scrubbed across your face.
As long as you and everyone else involved are of legal age and able to give consent...what you do in the privacy of your home is your business, not mine.

Link Posted: 9/21/2014 6:11:01 PM EDT
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Yard sale T shirt.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 6:15:19 PM EDT
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Must have been the photographers roadie
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 6:26:27 PM EDT
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Hai guyz! I saw the most horrendous hambeast today and it was an amazing thing! You should have been there, I almost puked!

But I didn't bring you pictures because I'm a dirty faggot and nothing turns me on more than the lingering stench of man butthole on my face!
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Lost... hard...
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 6:41:44 PM EDT
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Why would you think that fat woman is a arfcommer?  
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 6:53:44 PM EDT
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Have to seriously doubt she has pointy elbows, you should be good to ho OP.
Link Posted: 9/21/2014 7:02:25 PM EDT
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Beaver Hunt has low No standards.

Link Posted: 9/21/2014 7:04:08 PM EDT
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Hai guyz! I saw the most horrendous hambeast today and it was an amazing thing! You should have been there, I almost puked!

But I didn't bring you pictures because I'm a dirty faggot and nothing turns me on more than the lingering stench of man butthole on my face!
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I literally laughed out loud reading that. LOL
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Stranger things have happened. Bezerker77 openly professed his love of funktified male genitalia on his face in this thread...shecould very well be an Arfcommer...
Ya never know.
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