User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 10:50:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted. You're fired. I wish I had a wish Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow
I wish I could snap my fingers with my right hand. Granted, but the first time you do it they play Bieber songs and you can't stop it. I wish The Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year. They do, but then the NFL says "We're canceling football forever. Welcome to Futboooool!" I wish I was on vacation. Granted. You're fired. I wish I had a wish Granted. You get stuck in a loop where you are granted wishes that you use to wish for more wishes. You never use any of these wishes for anything more than getting more wishes. Eventually you go insane and become a hermit hoarding your wishes in a poop-filled cave. I wish I had an ATV. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:05:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish I had an ATV. I wish I would finish my rifle build |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:08:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You get it, but its on the moon and you have to get it yourself. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wish I had an ATV. I wish I would finish my rifle build I wish Obama wasn't President. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:09:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish I would finish my rifle build Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish I had an ATV. I wish I would finish my rifle build I wish Obama wasn't President. ETA: I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow... |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:10:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
. ETA: I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow... 
The wish is granted. Tuesday you start your new job, as a jizz mopper. I wish I knew what to wish for. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:19:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish I knew what to wish for. Your open mouth lands right into a pile of dog shit. I wish I could have sexual relations with Jessica Alba. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:22:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
As you think about what to wish for, you subvocalize all of your possible wishes. "I wish I were eating..." at which point you trip and scream on the way down... "SHIT!" Your open mouth lands right into a pile of dog shit. I wish I could have sexual relations with Jessica Alba. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
I wish I knew what to wish for. Your open mouth lands right into a pile of dog shit. I wish I could have sexual relations with Jessica Alba. Granted. But she is the one doing the fucking. I wish my trident was back from SOG. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:45:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted. But she is the one doing the fucking. I wish my trident was back from SOG. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish I knew what to wish for. Your open mouth lands right into a pile of dog shit. I wish I could have sexual relations with Jessica Alba. Granted. But she is the one doing the fucking. I wish my trident was back from SOG. Granted. It was back this morning, and now it's gone again. I wish to be forever omnipotent. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/21/2014 11:52:17 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. It was back this morning, and now it's gone again. I wish to be forever omnipotent. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish I knew what to wish for. Your open mouth lands right into a pile of dog shit. I wish I could have sexual relations with Jessica Alba. Granted. But she is the one doing the fucking. I wish my trident was back from SOG. Granted. It was back this morning, and now it's gone again. I wish to be forever omnipotent.  I wish I wasn't so fat. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 12:56:37 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
I wish to be forever omnipotent.  http://youtu.be/CWcH4E_CRUY
I wish I wasn't so fat. You have cancer. The treatment makes you waste away to a 90 pound waif. I wish for world peace. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 1:24:51 AM EDT
[#11]
There is world peace - every living thing is dead
I wish I knew what my daughter was saying when she says "ah goo" when asked a question.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 1:31:07 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
There is world peace - every living thing is dead I wish I knew what my daughter was saying when she says "ah goo" when asked a question. You understand, but now wish that you didnt... I wish I was happy. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 2:37:09 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF 
I wished I lived in OR |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 2:54:10 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF I wished I lived in OR Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF I wished I lived in OR Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:23:17 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF I wished I lived in OR Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals. I wish California would float away and sink before any liberals realized what was happening and could escape. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:23:32 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF
I wished I lived in OR Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals. Granted. But all that happened was California got a new name. I wish Ruger would make a striker fired LCP. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:26:50 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted. But all that happened was California got a new name. I wish Ruger would make a striker fired LCP. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF
I wished I lived in OR Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals. Granted. But all that happened was California got a new name. I wish Ruger would make a striker fired LCP. Granted, but it's in .500 S&W. It's also still made by Ruger.
I wish HK would make a 1911. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:33:03 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted, but it's in .500 S&W. It's also still made by Ruger. I wish HK would make a 1911. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF I wished I lived in OR Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals. Granted. But all that happened was California got a new name. I wish Ruger would make a striker fired LCP. Granted, but it's in .500 S&W. It's also still made by Ruger. I wish HK would make a 1911. Granted - but they make it a smart gun to be sold in NJ. I wish that I could afford more guns
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:35:10 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted, but it's in .500 S&W. It's also still made by Ruger.
I wish HK would make a 1911. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish I was happy. Granted. Your weekends will be spent surrounded by friends, guns, and the OR countryside. Your friends are all members of the ORHTF
I wished I lived in OR Granted...Enjoy Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution. I wish California had fewer liberals. Granted. But all that happened was California got a new name. I wish Ruger would make a striker fired LCP. Granted, but it's in .500 S&W. It's also still made by Ruger.
I wish HK would make a 1911. Granted, now H&K's name is synonymous with stovepipes and hammer bite. Fanboys of both weapons kill themselves. I wish my Jeep was running agian. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:37:09 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted, now H&K's name is synonymous with stovepipes and hammer bite. Fanboys of both weapons kill themselves. I wish my Jeep was running agian. It runs, but it runs 100% on male human semen, rather than gasoline now. I wish California would get rid of all it's retarded gun control laws. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:39:37 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryI wish my Jeep was running agian. be careful what you wish for~! your jeep is now running and while you were working under it, it magically started ala Christine and turned you into a bloody pulp I wish to be a WoW pixel video game toon character with a bunch of pixel elf ladies and such and such if something goes ham ill still be on every copy of WoW CD in my original form...cant fawk with me 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:49:47 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: be careful what you wish for~! your jeep is now running and while you were working under it, it magically started ala Christine and turned you into a bloody pulp I wish to be a WoW pixel video game toon character with a bunch of pixel elf ladies and such and such if something goes ham ill still be on every copy of WoW CD in my original form...cant fawk with me Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish my Jeep was running agian. be careful what you wish for~! your jeep is now running and while you were working under it, it magically started ala Christine and turned you into a bloody pulp I wish to be a WoW pixel video game toon character with a bunch of pixel elf ladies and such and such if something goes ham ill still be on every copy of WoW CD in my original form...cant fawk with me Granted...But your WoW pixel elf ladies have your roomate's herpes. I wish I had a factory fresh Lamborghini Reventon.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 4:20:50 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted...But your WoW pixel elf ladies have your roomate's herpes. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wish my Jeep was running agian. be careful what you wish for~! your jeep is now running and while you were working under it, it magically started ala Christine and turned you into a bloody pulp I wish to be a WoW pixel video game toon character with a bunch of pixel elf ladies and such and such if something goes ham ill still be on every copy of WoW CD in my original form...cant fawk with me Granted...But your WoW pixel elf ladies have your roomate's herpes. I wish I had a factory fresh Lamborghini Reventon. I wish there were good TV programs being made |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 7:56:48 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wish I had a factory fresh Lamborghini Reventon. Granted - it is totaled by an uninsured driver the day after your insurance is cancelled due to failed payment. I wish there were good TV programs being made Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish my Jeep was running agian. be careful what you wish for~! your jeep is now running and while you were working under it, it magically started ala Christine and turned you into a bloody pulp I wish to be a WoW pixel video game toon character with a bunch of pixel elf ladies and such and such if something goes ham ill still be on every copy of WoW CD in my original form...cant fawk with me Granted...But your WoW pixel elf ladies have your roomate's herpes. I wish I had a factory fresh Lamborghini Reventon. Granted - it is totaled by an uninsured driver the day after your insurance is cancelled due to failed payment. I wish there were good TV programs being made Granted. You go blind. I wish i had Magneto's superpower. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 8:32:16 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. You go blind. I wish i had Magneto's superpower. Your wish is my command... You are magnetic and stick to the steel inside a building which is locked during summer break and die of dehydration. I wish Cuba was free from Communism.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 8:34:31 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryGranted. You go blind. I wish i had Magneto's superpower. Granted, but you levitate a trailor leaving Honey boo boo's mom in front of you naked and bent over. I wish I knew the cure for cancer. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 9:34:47 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted, but you levitate a trailor leaving Honey boo boo's mom in front of you naked and bent over. I wish I knew the cure for cancer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted. You go blind. I wish i had Magneto's superpower. Granted, but you levitate a trailor leaving Honey boo boo's mom in front of you naked and bent over. I wish I knew the cure for cancer. Granted but now you are an alien from another galaxy like the Prawns from district 9. You are captured on earth and subjected to secret .gov testing until you perish during a torture session I wish they made a sequel to district 9 that didn't suck |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 9:49:38 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted but now you are an alien from another galaxy like the Prawns from district 9. You are captured on earth and subjected to secret .gov testing until you perish during a torture session I wish they made a sequel to district 9 that didn't suck Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Granted. You go blind. I wish i had Magneto's superpower. Granted, but you levitate a trailor leaving Honey boo boo's mom in front of you naked and bent over. I wish I knew the cure for cancer. Granted but now you are an alien from another galaxy like the Prawns from district 9. You are captured on earth and subjected to secret .gov testing until you perish during a torture session I wish they made a sequel to district 9 that didn't suck Granted - but the condition of admission is you must have threesome with Helen Thomas and Michelle Obama. I wish that I could know what my wife is thinking
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 9:52:47 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted:...
I wish that I could know what my wife is thinking You now know what you're wife is thinking, but only when she's taking a shit. I wish I knew how to speak Mandarin Chinese. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 9:53:49 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted - but the condition of admission is you must have threesome with Helen Thomas and Michelle Obama. I wish that I could know what my wife is thinking Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Granted. You go blind. I wish i had Magneto's superpower. Granted, but you levitate a trailor leaving Honey boo boo's mom in front of you naked and bent over. I wish I knew the cure for cancer. Granted but now you are an alien from another galaxy like the Prawns from district 9. You are captured on earth and subjected to secret .gov testing until you perish during a torture session I wish they made a sequel to district 9 that didn't suck Granted - but the condition of admission is you must have threesome with Helen Thomas and Michelle Obama. I wish that I could know what my wife is thinking Granted, but the resultant mental meltdown leaves you with so much drain bamage, its coloring books and crayons for Christmas. But you can still count to potato. I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 9:59:09 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Granted... but now you are stuck IN the cave and the rabbit wont let you out... I wish my 2YO would finally get comfortable with pooping on the potty
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 10:06:07 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted... but now you are stuck IN the cave and the rabbit wont let you out... I wish my 2YO would finally get comfortable with pooping on the potty Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Granted... but now you are stuck IN the cave and the rabbit wont let you out... I wish my 2YO would finally get comfortable with pooping on the potty Granted. He now thinks your work shoes are the toilet. Every morning and every night he poops in them. Your wife laughs at you every day while you clean the poop out of your shoes. I wish I had 12 fingers |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 10:12:19 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. He now thinks your work shoes are the toilet. Every morning and every night he poops in them. Your wife laughs at you every day while you clean the poop out of your shoes. I wish I had 12 fingers Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Granted... but now you are stuck IN the cave and the rabbit wont let you out... I wish my 2YO would finally get comfortable with pooping on the potty Granted. He now thinks your work shoes are the toilet. Every morning and every night he poops in them. Your wife laughs at you every day while you clean the poop out of your shoes. I wish I had 12 fingers Granted - you have 12 fingers, but they are only an inch long I wish I had the answer to question of beans vs no beans in chili
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 10:39:27 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted - you have 12 fingers, but they are only an inch long I wish I had the answer to question of beans vs no beans in chili Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Granted... but now you are stuck IN the cave and the rabbit wont let you out... I wish my 2YO would finally get comfortable with pooping on the potty Granted. He now thinks your work shoes are the toilet. Every morning and every night he poops in them. Your wife laughs at you every day while you clean the poop out of your shoes. I wish I had 12 fingers Granted - you have 12 fingers, but they are only an inch long I wish I had the answer to question of beans vs no beans in chili Granted. When you get chili with beans, you get the uncontrollable urge to scoop them out. When you get chili without beans, you tear apart the kitchen searching for beans to put into it. You're never able to eat chili again because of this never ending cycle. I wish for a glass of whiskey |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 10:51:07 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. When you get chili with beans, you get the uncontrollable urge to scoop them out. When you get chili without beans, you tear apart the kitchen searching for beans to put into it. You're never able to eat chili again because of this never ending cycle. I wish for a glass of whiskey Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Granted... but now you are stuck IN the cave and the rabbit wont let you out... I wish my 2YO would finally get comfortable with pooping on the potty Granted. He now thinks your work shoes are the toilet. Every morning and every night he poops in them. Your wife laughs at you every day while you clean the poop out of your shoes. I wish I had 12 fingers Granted - you have 12 fingers, but they are only an inch long I wish I had the answer to question of beans vs no beans in chili Granted. When you get chili with beans, you get the uncontrollable urge to scoop them out. When you get chili without beans, you tear apart the kitchen searching for beans to put into it. You're never able to eat chili again because of this never ending cycle. I wish for a glass of whiskey Granted - Here is your whiskey I wish for my car to be paid off
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 11:17:41 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted - Here is your whiskey https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8135290624/h12DA6A7F/ I wish for my car to be paid off Granted. The Mob pays your car off to lose its brakes in front of a busy intersection. I wish that watermelons grew on trees and fell on people. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 12:32:45 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. The Mob pays your car off to lose its brakes in front of a busy intersection. I wish that watermelons grew on trees and fell on people. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Granted - Here is your whiskey https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8135290624/h12DA6A7F/ I wish for my car to be paid off Granted. The Mob pays your car off to lose its brakes in front of a busy intersection. I wish that watermelons grew on trees and fell on people. Granted... but the weight of the melons keeps them growing close to the ground anyway. I wish squirrels were venomous.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 2:16:54 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Granted... but the weight of the melons keeps them growing close to the ground anyway. I wish squirrels were venomous. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Granted - Here is your whiskey https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8135290624/h12DA6A7F/ I wish for my car to be paid off Granted. The Mob pays your car off to lose its brakes in front of a busy intersection. I wish that watermelons grew on trees and fell on people. Granted... but the weight of the melons keeps them growing close to the ground anyway. I wish squirrels were venomous. Granted. Now that they are venomous, the only way they can reproduce is in your stomach 
I wish I wasn't a thread killer |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 2:26:50 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish I wasn't a thread killer Wish granted, but from now on you have to buy the next poster a Team membership in every thread you are saved from being the Threadkiller. I wish the Earth was being attacked by space aliens. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 3:23:15 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wish granted, but from now on you have to buy the next poster a Team membership in every thread you are saved from being the Threadkiller. I wish the Earth was being attacked by space aliens. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wish I wasn't a thread killer Wish granted, but from now on you have to buy the next poster a Team membership in every thread you are saved from being the Threadkiller. I wish the Earth was being attacked by space aliens. Granted - Earth is attacked by 2 aliens which are quickly killed I wish dogs lived longer
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 4:49:59 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted:...
I wish dogs lived longer Your wish is granted, dogs do live longer. They live longer at the expense of their masters, you give up seven years of your life to extend their lives by one year. I wish that Michelle Rounds wasn't a lesbian. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 5:07:25 PM EDT
[#42]
Michelle Rounds is now Michael Rounds and is married to YOU.
I wish that the governors of New York State and New Jersey were married to each other (without any sex changes). |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 6:23:08 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You can't arbitrarily make up rules. Fine, you're filthy rich, but your dick is cut off and you have vaginas for ears. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wish for a 1000 incorruptible wishes, to be granted at the time and manner of my choosing. You have them, but they must be spoken vocally and you are permanently mute. ETA: I wish for exactly as much money as I desire to always be readily available to me in a currency that is useful for the situation I am in. You can't arbitrarily make up rules. Fine, you're filthy rich, but your dick is cut off and you have vaginas for ears. you better not come around me, I'll blow your mind! |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 6:27:01 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Michelle Rounds is now Michael Rounds and is married to YOU. I wish that the governors of New York State and New Jersey were married to each other (without any sex changes). That happens, but one frequently becomes stuck inside the other for a day or two at a time forcing them to do nude, literally joint pressers which, for sheer spectacle and with today's lax television standards, are broadcast live and uncensored on every channel in the name of civic responsibility. Between a large meal and rhetorical fervor, sometimes one pushes the occupying member free mid-flourish, but it's hard to close that gate with the speed and precision one would hope for under the circumstances. Even NJ union wages can't justly compensate the capitol janatorial staff for their task on those evenings. I want natural looking bionic arms with the strength of 10 (strong) men and the delicate touch of a Filipina "masseuse."
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 7:31:38 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
That happens, but one frequently becomes stuck inside the other for a day or two at a time forcing them to do nude, literally joint pressers which, for sheer spectacle and with today's lax television standards, are broadcast live and uncensored on every channel in the name of civic responsibility. Between a large meal and rhetorical fervor, sometimes one pushes the occupying member free mid-flourish, but it's hard to close that gate with the speed and precision one would hope for under the circumstances. Even NJ union wages can't justly compensate the capitol janatorial staff for their task on those evenings. I want natural looking bionic arms with the strength of 10 (strong) men and the delicate touch of a Filipina "masseuse." Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Michelle Rounds is now Michael Rounds and is married to YOU. I wish that the governors of New York State and New Jersey were married to each other (without any sex changes). That happens, but one frequently becomes stuck inside the other for a day or two at a time forcing them to do nude, literally joint pressers which, for sheer spectacle and with today's lax television standards, are broadcast live and uncensored on every channel in the name of civic responsibility. Between a large meal and rhetorical fervor, sometimes one pushes the occupying member free mid-flourish, but it's hard to close that gate with the speed and precision one would hope for under the circumstances. Even NJ union wages can't justly compensate the capitol janatorial staff for their task on those evenings. I want natural looking bionic arms with the strength of 10 (strong) men and the delicate touch of a Filipina "masseuse." Granted! But your new job is providing "release" by way of H-jobs to fat dudes. I wish I owned a working, armored, MRAP, with no hint of the "man" coming to spoil my fun. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 7:36:48 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wish I owned a working, armored, MRAP, with no hint of the "man" coming to spoil my fun. You're in your MRAP in northern Iraq and out of ammo, fuel, food, water and 500 ISISies are headed your way with RPG-7's and a diseased goat. I wish I knew where Obungler's backbone is hiding. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 10:14:10 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You're in your MRAP in northern Iraq and out of ammo, fuel, food, water and 500 ISISies are headed your way with RPG-7's and a diseased goat. I wish I knew where Obungler's backbone is hiding. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
I wish I owned a working, armored, MRAP, with no hint of the "man" coming to spoil my fun. You're in your MRAP in northern Iraq and out of ammo, fuel, food, water and 500 ISISies are headed your way with RPG-7's and a diseased goat. I wish I knew where Obungler's backbone is hiding. Done, You found his backbone, it is used intermittently as the functioning erectile tissue in your penis. For the commander-in-chief to stand or perform any standing functions, he has to order your penis into his ass for it to ride up his back. The end result is your dick, inserted into his ass and supporting his body. It gets awkward when he wants to fuck Michelle, NSA surveillance regularly record and their data is immediately captured by the Chinese, who insert it into internet social media. I wish that I could TiVo everything that I see. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 10:24:42 PM EDT
[#48]
.
I wish that I could TiVo everything that I see Granted. During playback, the males are all naked and erect, and every female under 300lbs is dressed as a dogsledder. I wish I could read minds. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/22/2014 11:01:59 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wish I could read minds. Yes you can read minds, Democrat voters' minds, and you can't NOT read them if you are within 100m. Enjoy the public. I wish CZ would make a 10mm Shadow Target. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/23/2014 7:00:32 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes you can read minds, Democrat voters' minds, and you can't NOT read them if you are within 100m. Enjoy the public. I wish CZ would make a 10mm Shadow Target. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wish I could read minds. Yes you can read minds, Democrat voters' minds, and you can't NOT read them if you are within 100m. Enjoy the public. I wish CZ would make a 10mm Shadow Target. Granted - They make ONE and sell it to Zer0 I wish that the border was secure
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
