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Posted: 9/20/2014 3:59:35 PM EDT
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Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife. 
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[div style='text-align: start;']I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry. 
I wish I was immortal. Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife.
I wish I was an eagle. You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 4:04:45 PM EDT
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Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife.
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[div style='text-align: start;']I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.
I wish I was immortal. Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife.
I wish I was an eagle. Granted... 
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Posted: 9/20/2014 4:06:44 PM EDT
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granted http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Screen-Shot-2014-05-06-at-11.47.48-AM.png Wish I was on a beach. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish to be in Scotland. Your in Scotland, at an AA convention. I wish for a white Cadillac in a blizzard. You have a white Caddy in a Blizzard, but it is a Dairy queen blizzard and you are now trapped inside a fast food cup. I wish I had a dozen small cupcakes. granted http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Screen-Shot-2014-05-06-at-11.47.48-AM.png Wish I was on a beach. You feel dizzy for a moment and black out. You come to and as you open your eyes you see the door of an assault landing craft drop open and hear rounds buzzing past you. Welcome to d-day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 4:56:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted, but the turkey is a little dry. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry. [div style='text-align: start;']mmm, not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, turkeys a little dry... THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY!!! |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 5:03:22 PM EDT
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Who made the last wish and what was it?
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Posted: 9/20/2014 6:17:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2014 3:59:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry. I wish I was immortal. Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife. I wish I was an eagle. You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. [div]I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:00:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry. I wish I was immortal. Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife. I wish I was an eagle. You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. [div style='font-size: 16.3636360168457px; text-indent: 20px;'] |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:01:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry. I wish I was immortal. Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife. I wish I was an eagle. You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. [div]I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:01:45 PM EDT
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I have no idea what just happened.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:03:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:03:17 PM EDT
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[div style='font-size: 16.3636360168457px; text-indent: 20px;']He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. [div style='font-size: 16.3636360168457px; text-indent: 20px;'] I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[div style='text-align: start;']I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.
I wish I was immortal. Granted you're immortal,but there can be only one and I have a rusty dull butter knife.
I wish I was an eagle. You just made eagle scout! unfortunately your official congratulations wall memento is signed "Barrack Obama." I wish John Carmak would stop talking nerdy during Occulus connect and just tell us about the new rift prototype. [div style='font-size: 16.3636360168457px; text-indent: 20px;'] I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. Granted. A beautiful woman uses you as a dildo...in her husband's pooper. I wish I knew the winning numbers for next week's lottery. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:07:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. A beautiful woman uses you as a dildo...in her husband's pooper. I wish I knew the winning numbers for next week's lottery. Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. A beautiful woman uses you as a dildo...in her husband's pooper. I wish I knew the winning numbers for next week's lottery. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 8:46:13 PM EDT
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I wish to win a sweet prize in this year's Team giveaway.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 8:55:07 PM EDT
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You now have the nicest fireplace in history. But you have no house or other structure to go with it. Also, it's raining. I wish I had a billion dollars. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish to be in Scotland. Your in Scotland, at an AA convention. I wish for a white Cadillac in a blizzard. You have a white Caddy in a Blizzard, but it is a Dairy queen blizzard and you are now trapped inside a fast food cup. I wish I had a dozen small cupcakes. You now have a dozen cupcakes, but they're on fire. I wish I had a fire place. You now have the nicest fireplace in history. But you have no house or other structure to go with it. Also, it's raining. I wish I had a billion dollars. Granted: 
I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:16:03 PM EDT
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Granted: http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0251/2392/products/zimbabwe-banknotes-1-billion-front_large.jpeg?v=1375448773 I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend. Granted: Megan Fox is your girlfriend, she was injured in a traffic accident and now looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, her self esteem was so low she started dating you, she also won't put out until you marry her. I wish I was the smartest person on ar15.com |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:19:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted: Megan Fox is your girlfriend, she was injured in a traffic accident and now looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, her self esteem was so low she started dating you, she also won't put out until you marry her. I wish I was the smartest person on ar15.com Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Granted: http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0251/2392/products/zimbabwe-banknotes-1-billion-front_large.jpeg?v=1375448773 I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend. Granted: Megan Fox is your girlfriend, she was injured in a traffic accident and now looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, her self esteem was so low she started dating you, she also won't put out until you marry her. I wish I was the smartest person on ar15.com ETA, forgot me wish I wish I could be super rich.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:22:20 PM EDT
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I wish to win a sweet prize in this year's Team giveaway. Granted. But its a chocolate covered turd. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:22:38 PM EDT
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I wish I had an Audi R8.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:26:47 PM EDT
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I wish I had an Audi R8. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile it's yours, but you are locked in the trunk. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:27:24 PM EDT
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You can! Unfortunately, since you lack the super everything else, you don't get super flying - best speed you can manage is around 10mph, and try as you might your operational ceiling is about 4 ft off the ground. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:28:13 PM EDT
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I wish I had an Audi R8. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Granted . I wish I had a home theater. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:28:54 PM EDT
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[He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. Granted, however the beautiful woman has AIDS, herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea I wish I didn't have to work tonight. Granted, you're fired.
I wish for some clean female hookers and blow |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:29:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:32:24 PM EDT
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Granted, you're fired.
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[He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. Granted, however the beautiful woman has AIDS, herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea I wish I didn't have to work tonight. Granted, you're fired.
I wish for some clean female hookers and blow Granted. But she looks like Mr. Clean and will make you do lines off of her strap-on......after she used it on you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:43:39 PM EDT
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Granted but since were all retarded you're only slightly better. ETA, forgot me wish I wish I could be super rich. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Granted: http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0251/2392/products/zimbabwe-banknotes-1-billion-front_large.jpeg?v=1375448773 I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend. Granted: Megan Fox is your girlfriend, she was injured in a traffic accident and now looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, her self esteem was so low she started dating you, she also won't put out until you marry her. I wish I was the smartest person on ar15.com ETA, forgot me wish I wish I could be super rich. Granted, but you blow it all on guns, which get seized in President Hilary's reign of terror. I wish Rudy Reyes were rubbing my feet. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:44:39 PM EDT
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Granted, but you blow it all on guns, which get seized in President Hilary's reign of terror. I wish Rudy Reyes were rubbing my feet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:46:02 PM EDT
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I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish correctly.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:48:08 PM EDT
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I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish. He does, but it's the sweetest, most childlike wish, and you don't have the heart to ruin it. I wish I had a pile of sleepy puppies in my bed. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:49:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish correctly. Here's one I remember from some sword and sorcery book in the seventies "I wish to succeed at anything I truly try at"
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:50:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Granted. But she looks like Mr. Clean and will make you do lines off of her strap-on......after she used it on you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: [He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. Granted, however the beautiful woman has AIDS, herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea I wish I didn't have to work tonight. Granted, you're fired. I wish for some clean female hookers and blow Granted. But she looks like Mr. Clean and will make you do lines off of her strap-on......after she used it on you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:50:54 PM EDT
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I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish correctly. Granted. Just kidding. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:51:32 PM EDT
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He does, but it's the sweetest, most childlike wish, and you don't have the heart to ruin it. I wish I had a pile of sleepy puppies in my bed. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish. He does, but it's the sweetest, most childlike wish, and you don't have the heart to ruin it. I wish I had a pile of sleepy puppies in my bed. Granted. They all have rabies and are drooling onto your sliced up feet from your last wish. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:52:49 PM EDT
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I wish for some clean female hookers and blow Granted. But she looks like Mr. Clean and will make you do lines off of her strap-on......after she used it on you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Literally laughed out loud. Youre so mean Aimless. I wish Aimless was nicer. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 9:54:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Literally laughed out loud. Youre so mean Aimless. I wish Aimless was nicer. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [He stops talking, but unfortunatly a hummingbird poked out your eye and now occulous is useless to you. I wish I were a little man a beautiful woman uses as a dildo. Granted, however the beautiful woman has AIDS, herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea I wish I didn't have to work tonight. Granted, you're fired. I wish for some clean female hookers and blow Granted. But she looks like Mr. Clean and will make you do lines off of her strap-on......after she used it on you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Literally laughed out loud. Youre so mean Aimless. I wish Aimless was nicer. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:15:20 PM EDT
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I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish correctly. Here's one I remember from some sword and sorcery book in the seventies "I wish to succeed at anything I truly try at" You live on planet Miranda and you aren't a reaver. You don't want to try to do anything. I wish Firefly had a second season. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:19:26 PM EDT
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Granted. They all have rabies and are drooling onto your sliced up feet from your last wish. I wish Rachael was at my house. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish NY_Shooter would follow the rules and make a goddamn wish. He does, but it's the sweetest, most childlike wish, and you don't have the heart to ruin it. I wish I had a pile of sleepy puppies in my bed. Granted. They all have rabies and are drooling onto your sliced up feet from your last wish. I wish Rachael was at my house. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile She is, but she's a clean cut, 7th Day Adventist Rachael, who wants nothing of your shenanigans. I wish that all the menfolk Would build a great big dam Expose the river bottom And go and dig for clam |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:23:42 PM EDT
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She is, but she's a clean cut, 7th Day Adventist Rachael, who wants nothing of your shenanigans. I wish that all the menfolk Would build a great big dam Expose the river bottom And go and dig for clam Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:26:30 PM EDT
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Granted. Every man, woman and child travels to the nearest body of water and throws things into it. Civilization collapses. I wish I knew the words to that one song. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:27:07 PM EDT
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Granted. Every man, woman and child travels to the nearest body of water and throws things into it. Civilization collapses. I wish I knew the words to that one song. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:28:41 PM EDT
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You snap your fingers... right off your hand.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:28:43 PM EDT
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Granted. But then those words become the only words you can speak, type or write. But you can rearrange the words in any order you wish. I wish I had Xray vision that only worked on attractive women. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I knew the words to that one song. Granted. But then those words become the only words you can speak, type or write. But you can rearrange the words in any order you wish. I wish I had Xray vision that only worked on attractive women. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Granted. You give all of the attractive women horrible radiation burns. I wish that I am Batman. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:32:08 PM EDT
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Granted. You give all of the attractive women horrible radiation burns. I wish that I am Batman. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I knew the words to that one song. Granted. But then those words become the only words you can speak, type or write. But you can rearrange the words in any order you wish. I wish I had Xray vision that only worked on attractive women. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Granted. You give all of the attractive women horrible radiation burns. I wish that I am Batman. Granted. But the suit is permanent, no zipper to use the bathroom, and just a drain at the feet. I wish I could drink milk without it giving me the poops. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:32:45 PM EDT
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I wish I could snap my fingers with my right hand. Granted, but the first time you do it they play Bieber songs and you can't stop it. I wish The Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:36:03 PM EDT
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Granted, but the first time you do it they play Bieber songs and you can't stop it. I wish The Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I could snap my fingers with my right hand. Granted, but the first time you do it they play Bieber songs and you can't stop it. I wish The Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year. They do, but then the NFL says "We're canceling football forever. Welcome to Futboooool!" I wish I was on vacation. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:37:33 PM EDT
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You snap your fingers... right off your hand. I wish I had my robe and wizard hat to put on. You have your rob and wizard hat, but your wizard sleeves smell like old fish and monistat. I wish my plants didn't die. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:39:08 PM EDT
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Granted. But then those words become the only words you can speak, type or write. But you can rearrange the words in any order you wish. I wish I had Xray vision that only worked on attractive women. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You have it. All you can see of beautiful women are their skeletons. I wish I was FDR. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:40:41 PM EDT
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You have it. All you can see of beautiful women are their skeletons. I wish I was FDR. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Granted. But then those words become the only words you can speak, type or write. But you can rearrange the words in any order you wish. I wish I had Xray vision that only worked on attractive women. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You have it. All you can see of beautiful women are their skeletons. I wish I was FDR. Granted. But not the FDR you hoped for. You become the little known Avenger superhero; Fat Dick Rider. I wish this thread moved faster to keep my busy during my downtime at work. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:41:23 PM EDT
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You have your rob and wizard hat, but your wizard sleeves smell like old fish and monistat. I wish my plants didn't die. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You snap your fingers... right off your hand. I wish I had my robe and wizard hat to put on. You have your rob and wizard hat, but your wizard sleeves smell like old fish and monistat. I wish my plants didn't die. Granted. They grow into the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and devour you and any pets you may have. I wish my truck could run without needing gas. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 10:41:43 PM EDT
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They do, but then the NFL says "We're canceling football forever. Welcome to Futboooool!" I wish I was on vacation. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I could snap my fingers with my right hand. Granted, but the first time you do it they play Bieber songs and you can't stop it. I wish The Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year. They do, but then the NFL says "We're canceling football forever. Welcome to Futboooool!" I wish I was on vacation. Granted. You're fired. I wish I had a wish |
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