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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:14:20 PM EDT
Nighttime. Very dark. Pull in driveway. Strange dude standing in the street for what turned out to be 25+ minutes. I sit on tailgate with dog to watch. Wife is inside and calls cops.

Cops show up. Stay out there with guy for 15 minutes. One cop comes our way. Dog goes to Dogcon 1 while I hold her back with her collar. Her dogtag shimmering from the distant streetlights.

Cop believes me when I say she's friendly. He holds his light on her muzzle full of massive teeth as he gets in closer to pet her...

...that's when it happened...

She lunged forward with a direct hit. He got the full effect of her slobbery tongue. Flashlight flies to the ground. Cop is visibly stirred. Dog made a new friend. So did cop.

The end.

Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:15:34 PM EDT
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CSB.

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Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:16:36 PM EDT
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Noice
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:17:11 PM EDT
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He's just pretending to be nice while organizing the no knock raid for tonight. Dibs on OPS guns and ammo.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:17:48 PM EDT
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Great, another bootlicker story

We are so impressed.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:22:27 PM EDT
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Back off Mr. Grumpy.

It's nice to see a positive thread now and again in amongst all of the us vs them bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:26:36 PM EDT
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I found his story to be well written and easy to follow.  Obviously the OP paid attention in school.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:27:18 PM EDT
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Back off Mr. Grumpy.

It's nice to see a positive thread now and again in amongst all of the us vs them bullshit.
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Back off Mr. Grumpy.

It's nice to see a positive thread now and again in amongst all of the us vs them bullshit.


Maybe some of us think that JBTs shooting dogs is positive.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:27:38 PM EDT
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you called the cops because someone was standing in the street?
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:28:51 PM EDT
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Nighttime. Very dark. Pull in driveway. Strange dude standing in the street for what turned out to be 25+ minutes. I sit on tailgate with dog to watch. Wife is inside and calls cops.



Cops show up. Stay out there with guy for 15 minutes. One cop comes our way. Dog goes to Dogcon 1 while I hold her back with her collar. Her dogtag shimmering from the distant streetlights.



Cop believes me when I say she's friendly. He holds his light on her muzzle full of massive teeth as he gets in closer to pet her...



...that's when it happened...



She lunged forward with a direct hit. He got the full effect of her slobbery tongue. Flashlight flies to the ground. Cop is visibly stirred. Dog made a new friend. So did cop.



The end.



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i loled

 
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:29:00 PM EDT
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"Suspicious person"
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:29:24 PM EDT
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Nighttime. Very dark. Pull in driveway. Strange dude standing in the street for what turned out to be 25+ minutes. I sit on tailgate with dog to watch. Wife is inside and calls cops.

Cops show up. Stay out there with guy for 15 minutes. One cop comes our way. Dog goes to Dogcon 1 while I hold her back with her collar. Her dogtag shimmering from the distant streetlights.

Cop believes me when I say she's friendly. He holds his light on her muzzle full of massive teeth as he gets in closer to pet her...

...that's when it happened...

She lunged forward with a direct hit. He got the full effect of her slobbery tongue. Flashlight flies to the ground. Cop is visibly stirred. Dog made a new friend. So did cop.

The end.

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Cool story, it was refreshing to read!
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:29:47 PM EDT
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They were just standing there when there was plenty of cans to be picked up.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:30:02 PM EDT
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Dog slobber.  




Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:31:10 PM EDT
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Maybe some of us think that JBTs shooting dogs is positive.
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Great, another bootlicker story

We are so impressed.


Back off Mr. Grumpy.

It's nice to see a positive thread now and again in amongst all of the us vs them bullshit.


Maybe some of us think that JBTs shooting dogs is positive.


It really makes you wonder..
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:32:18 PM EDT
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Standing in the path of vehicles for half an hour does tend to be an abnormal thing to do around here.


ETA - Kinda sad that you find that normal.  
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:34:08 PM EDT
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You called the cops because someone was standing in the street?

"Suspicious person"

So much for not inviting the man into your life.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:43:22 PM EDT
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What happened to the perp?
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:46:20 PM EDT
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"Her dogtag shimmering from the distant streetlights."

Where's the rest of the novel?
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:49:59 PM EDT
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Good story. My dag would have got shot..
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:50:29 PM EDT
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I love the GSD.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:52:21 PM EDT
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Should this be in BOTS or would that be too overt?


Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:52:58 PM EDT
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It really makes you wonder..
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Great, another bootlicker story

We are so impressed.


Back off Mr. Grumpy.

It's nice to see a positive thread now and again in amongst all of the us vs them bullshit.


Maybe some of us think that JBTs shooting dogs is positive.


It really makes you wonder..


Unless "bootlicker" was a play on words that zipped right on by.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:53:59 PM EDT
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Lucky you didn't catch a bullet when the JBT went full-auto on your pup... count your blessings, citizen.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:54:59 PM EDT
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Well they shoot people for that in the next state upriver.  Maybe he wanted to see if it was ok there.

Link Posted: 9/18/2014 11:56:42 PM EDT
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Hide your dog, OP.
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:46:42 AM EDT
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Here's the winner after last night's engagement.  She's proud

Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:49:49 AM EDT
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It was a dark and stormy night...
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:50:44 AM EDT
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Hopefully his caseworker came back to get him.



Yes, he is a bit mentally challenged and was out soliciting for a local organization but his caseworker left him out there.  He'd been waiting for over an hour.  

Poor ol' chap wasn't casing nor acting as a lookout as my dog thought he was.  Silly dog


Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:51:09 AM EDT
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This post brought to you by the folks at the Misery Loves Company.

Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:51:25 AM EDT
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That's the best I've done in years.  At this rate it'll be complete in 2087

Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:52:56 AM EDT
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It was a dark and stormy night...
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"Her dogtag shimmering from the distant streetlights."

Where's the rest of the novel?



It was a dark and stormy night...


No, No, No.  You have to start off with, "No shit there I was..." or "So we started drinking tequila..."

Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:56:43 AM EDT
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Dude, I would have taken my glock 75 and walked out there, ask him 9 or 45, and if he didn't run at that, I would have bladed at a 45....

Never bring the man into your life.

Not a CSB.

Your dog is cute though.
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:58:13 AM EDT
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I love dogs. Even when I was cop, I loved dogs. They're better than most people.
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 9:59:21 AM EDT
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Good slobber.  Our killaz approve.











Link Posted: 9/19/2014 10:06:50 AM EDT
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Better use the opportunity to pre-order a nice tombstone for your dag.
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 10:07:44 AM EDT
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Unless "bootlicker" was a play on words that zipped right on by.
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It's difficult to tell around here.
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 10:09:22 AM EDT
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Nighttime. Very dark. Pull in driveway. Strange dude standing in the street for what turned out to be 25+ minutes. I sit on tailgate with dog to watch. Wife is inside and calls cops.

Cops show up. Stay out there with guy for 15 minutes. One cop comes our way. Dog goes to Dogcon 1 while I hold her back with her collar. Her dogtag shimmering from the distant streetlights.

Cop believes me when I say she's friendly. He holds his light on her muzzle full of massive teeth as he gets in closer to pet her...

...that's when it happened...

She lunged forward with a direct hit. He got the full effect of her slobbery tongue. Flashlight flies to the ground. Cop is visibly stirred. Dog made a new friend. So did cop.

The end.

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Did the dog say it tasted like pork ?????
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 10:56:41 AM EDT
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Standing in the path of vehicles for half an hour does tend to be an abnormal thing to do around here.


ETA - Kinda sad that you find that normal.  
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you called the cops because someone was standing in the street?

Standing in the path of vehicles for half an hour does tend to be an abnormal thing to do around here.


ETA - Kinda sad that you find that normal.  


Maybe GraniteClimber was just mad I called the popo on him?  


Link Posted: 9/19/2014 11:00:34 AM EDT
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We need video.
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Will pics of the perp be good enough?



Link Posted: 9/19/2014 11:19:52 AM EDT
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my beast would show that cop whats up. Glad no dag was harmed.




























 
 
Link Posted: 9/19/2014 12:17:15 PM EDT
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My cousin had a medium sized female Shepard who was the fastest dog I ever saw.

I would come over and she would come up and sit facing me as I was just standing there and if I didn't pay her attention and rub her ear or something she would leap in the air and slime my face. I knew it was about to happen and could sort of see it coming but she was so fast she could slime me before I had a chance to turn my head.She wasn't jumping on me , just leaping up and sliming me

She was pretty aggressive with strangers and you know she could be ripping throats just as fast as she could slobber.
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