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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:20:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:21:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:23:44 PM EDT
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Tis' only a flesh wound!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:25:02 PM EDT
[#3]
The comfy chair? The comfy chair!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:25:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Well if we took the bones out; it wouldn't be crunchy now would it?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:25:16 PM EDT
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In honor of the vote going on for Scot independence |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:25:57 PM EDT
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:26:54 PM EDT
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We want ... A SHRUBBERY!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:27:11 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't like SPAM,
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:28:03 PM EDT
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Mr. Milton, the owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company (Terry Jones) is approached by two members of the Hygiene Squad, Inspector Praline (John Cleese) and Superintendent Parrot (Graham Chapman). The officers confront him about the odd flavours that are used in the Whizzo Quality Assortment, and cite inadequate descriptions of his products as a violation of the Trade Descriptions Act. They ask him to explain the confection labelled "Crunchy Frog". Milton describes it as an entire frog that has been coated with chocolate, using only the finest baby frogs, "dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose." The bones are left in deliberately: "If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:28:29 PM EDT
[#10]
I will eat a .........
Cathedral |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:28:39 PM EDT
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On second thought, let's not post in this thread. 'Tis a silly place.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:29:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: On second thought, let's not post in this thread. 'Tis a silly place.  |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:29:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:30:54 PM EDT
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We want ... A SHRUBBERY! Are you saying Ni to that old woman? |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:32:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:34:13 PM EDT
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I came here for an argument!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:34:20 PM EDT
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I would like to buy a fish license, please.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:35:31 PM EDT
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I feel better now.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:37:04 PM EDT
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:37:33 PM EDT
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What, the curtains?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:38:13 PM EDT
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Are there any women here today?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:38:42 PM EDT
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Get that for me would you Deidre?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:39:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIts only a wah-fer thin mint! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:39:30 PM EDT
[#24]
"I fart in your general direction."
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK ....." |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:44:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:45:29 PM EDT
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confuse-a-cat is one of the funnier, unappreciated skits...
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:45:43 PM EDT
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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:51:45 PM EDT
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I came here for an argument! No you didn't. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:51:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:54:32 PM EDT
[#30]
One of my absolute favorites
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:54:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:57:39 PM EDT
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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me your questions bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 1:59:21 PM EDT
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Ask me your questions bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me your questions bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. What... is your name? |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:01:58 PM EDT
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Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:02:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryVicious gangs of keep left signs! Stop that, it's silly. And now, a Public Service Announcement.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:04:09 PM EDT
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This is my only line.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:04:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:13:39 PM EDT
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'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:14:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:15:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? No, we're the Peoples' Front of Judea. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:17:46 PM EDT
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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me your questions bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. What... is your name? Steelycr |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:22:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! When they did that live performance Recently, they added "this parrot is visiting graham Chapman. " |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:26:58 PM EDT
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Sir Lancelot: [Sir Galahad the Chaste is being seduced by an entire castle full of young women] We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:29:27 PM EDT
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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me your questions bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. What... is your name? Steelycr What... is your quest? |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:31:42 PM EDT
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....aaaaand IBTL
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:33:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:34:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:39:06 PM EDT
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I'm glad I got in on this one. Now I can say I was here for the "other"pocalypse.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:43:36 PM EDT
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Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me your questions bridge keeper. I'm not afraid. What... is your name? Steelycr What... is your quest? I seek the holy grail |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:53:02 PM EDT
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... You Shot Him!!!!
Well, he came at me with a Banana!! Next, how to defend yourself if you are attacked with a raspberry... You! - Come at me with this raspberry... come on!
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