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Link Posted: 9/14/2014 8:50:05 AM EDT
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ETA never mind you like i an apt building
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 8:51:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/14/2014 9:04:00 AM EDT
[#3]
at most of the suggestions
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 9:12:56 AM EDT
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Round up 6-8 strong friends & 4 steel oil drums.
Lift up front of car & set tires on oil drums.. do the same with the rear.
Set up a camera to catch the hilarity. Post video & pics... viral fun
Offer to get it down in exchange for handies for all involved.
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 12:44:19 PM EDT
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I like that.  No permanent damage, cheap and funny.
 
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A condom over their tail pipe is pretty funny.


I like that.  No permanent damage, cheap and funny.
 


What will it do, inflate and pop when they start the car?
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 2:31:37 PM EDT
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What will it do, inflate and pop when they start the car?
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A condom over their tail pipe is pretty funny.


I like that.  No permanent damage, cheap and funny.
 


What will it do, inflate and pop when they start the car?



I like the video where some guys put a piece of inner tube on the tail pipe. That sound would drive them crazy.
Do several of these suggestions- zip ties on driveshaft, inner tube on tail pipe, KY the door handles.
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 2:39:39 PM EDT
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Fertilize dirty words in their lawn
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I like that idea!!!!

 
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 3:44:15 PM EDT
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Way back in the day, some guys my mom grew up with paid an old dude's house on the rural rt a visit...

If I remember correctly, the old man had a wagon of some sort...  Horse drawn...

They took it apart and then put it back together....

On top of the man's house.

Link Posted: 9/14/2014 4:35:14 PM EDT
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Piss into cookie sheet. Freeze overnight,  slide frozen pee under their door when they aren't home.
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what the fuck?!?!?  (noted for future reference)
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 5:02:52 PM EDT
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Where do you people live that the doors don't seal?
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 5:14:58 PM EDT
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Where do you people live that the doors don't seal?
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Piss into cookie sheet. Freeze overnight,  slide frozen pee under their door when they aren't home.

Where do you people live that the doors don't seal?

This is a very common prank in college dormitories.
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 6:14:22 PM EDT
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This is a very common prank in college dormitories.
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Piss into cookie sheet. Freeze overnight,  slide frozen pee under their door when they aren't home.

Where do you people live that the doors don't seal?

This is a very common prank in college dormitories.



You can use an ice cube tray and pass them through a mail slot as well...
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 6:20:21 PM EDT
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Drop catfish bait into the vents of their car or their apartment.
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 6:34:09 PM EDT
[#14]
rocks in their wheel caps, big zip tie on the drive shaft.
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 6:52:38 PM EDT
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They wrote something on my car window and know I need to get them back. This is all good natured, nothing mean. They're girls FYI. What can GD come up with for me?
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I had a bitchy neighbor once who was hated by everyone in the area, he was visited by members of the LDS church who were concerned about his addiction to alcohol and gay porn, he also got lots of junk mail
Maybe they would like a subscription to a new magazine?
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 7:34:27 PM EDT
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Needs to be something funny. Anything mean is out.
The condom or inner tube on the tail pipe is probably the best. Funny and easy to fix.
The dildo in the hitch would work depending on how they park the truck. Can't see it walking up to it.
Maybe glitter and baby powder in the tail pipe?  

Link Posted: 9/14/2014 7:38:29 PM EDT
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Needs to be something funny. Anything mean is out.
The condom or inner tube on the tail pipe is probably the best. Funny and easy to fix.
The dildo in the hitch would work depending on how they park the truck. Can't see it walking up to it.
Maybe glitter and baby powder in the tail pipe?  

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If they back the vehicle into their spot, or park across from their front door the dildo can always be attached to the front of the vehcle like the horns on Boss Hogg's Caddy.

Just lower so they don't see them.
Link Posted: 9/14/2014 9:21:04 PM EDT
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OK so here we go, you say they drive a pick-up truck. If they do not have a bed cover/cap this can work.

1- go to local porn shop, buy 2-3 cheap blow up sex dolls
2- go to party supply store buy a small helium tank for ballons.
3- fill up sex dolls with the helium
4- put them in the bed of the truck attached to a weight by some thin rope.
5- Lay them flat in the front of the bed of truck run some string through bed drain holes to driveshaft.

the string has to hold them from floating up that's all. when they start to drive the truck, driveshaft snaps string, dolls rise up like flags as they drive down the road.

If they back into a parking spot just bungee a sex doll lying across the rear bumper .
Link Posted: 9/15/2014 7:41:49 AM EDT
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What will it do, inflate and pop when they start the car?
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A condom over their tail pipe is pretty funny.


I like that.  No permanent damage, cheap and funny.
 


What will it do, inflate and pop when they start the car?


Pretty much and it is surprisingly loud.
Link Posted: 9/15/2014 7:54:03 AM EDT
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If their apartment has siding with exposed nails, find one that isnt driven all the way up and pull it out just a little......................get a long piece of twine and tie it to the nail, and pull it tight. Then wax the hell out of the twine. When they go to sleep, take a bar rod and run it back and forth against the twine. It will make the walls vibrate, and it sounds like something is inside the walls. I did this to a neighbor who liked to play pranks but let it slip that he was superstitious and afraid of ghosts. He didnt mess with me anymore
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 5:14:51 AM EDT
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So OP, which one did you go with and how did it turn out?
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 5:28:59 AM EDT
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I'm willing to bet this guy has an answer for ya, O.P.....









Link Posted: 9/18/2014 4:27:01 PM EDT
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Way back in the day, some guys my mom grew up with paid an old dude's house on the rural rt a visit...

If I remember correctly, the old man had a wagon of some sort...  Horse drawn...

They took it apart and then put it back together....

On top of the man's house.

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Some Caltech (or MIT, depending on who tells the story) guys disassembled a Model T and reassembled it in a guy's dorm room... left it running.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 4:27:47 PM EDT
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You can use an ice cube tray and pass them through a mail slot as well...
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Piss into cookie sheet. Freeze overnight,  slide frozen pee under their door when they aren't home.

Where do you people live that the doors don't seal?

This is a very common prank in college dormitories.



You can use an ice cube tray and pass them through a mail slot as well...

Works best if you eat asparagus first. Makes your pee stink.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 4:45:56 PM EDT
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IN!
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 4:46:54 PM EDT
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Use Pyrodex to write something in their yard... and light it.





(It'll grow back.)
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 4:48:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Facials while they sleep. Duh.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 4:50:57 PM EDT
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Flock of fake pink plastic Florida Flamingos on their front  lawn with a sign hanging from the birds neck saying "you have been flocked"
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 5:16:46 PM EDT
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Use Pyrodex to write something in their yard... and light it.
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Yeah, something funny and cute like "Burn in hell, whores!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 5:19:58 PM EDT
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Don't move!
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 5:43:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Seafoam Deep Creep into intake manifold and regular seafoam dumped into brake booster hose.

Will smoke like a bitch for a few miles, and will help clean their engine.... bonus points!

Or smoke bombs/small fire crackers under door.  That is always fun..... even better if you toss in bathroom while someone is showering.

ETA:  print off an eviction notice with your number as the contact info fo any questions, tape to their door, wait for their call.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:26:48 PM EDT
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Some of you haven't read the whole thread- they live in an apartment so no yard.
If someone wanted to do something to someone with a yard however use some imagination- nothing destructive. Years ago SMU was playing at TCU. The SMU band formed their initials on the field and dropped some rye grass or bluegrass or some other grass seeds onto the TCU bermuda turf. The TCU field slowly over time spelled out SMU.
Or just do what I may or may not have done to a really obnoxious neighbor. Did you know that if winter rye grass seed is placed on a bermuda lawn then vigorously fertilized all winter the homeowner can be heard mowing in January and February?
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:32:58 PM EDT
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Put on their door or car "2 girls........need 1 cup"
"
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:34:19 PM EDT
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Just checking in..

Have these people woke up sewn together yet?
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:41:33 PM EDT
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This!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:50:54 PM EDT
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Return in kind, write something like "Transgender and proud" on their vehicle.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:53:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2014 9:58:22 PM EDT
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Melted butter works too - most subtly disgusting smell ever, once it rots...and it will permeate the car forever.




To be used only on really obnoxious dickholes.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 10:17:45 PM EDT
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lindberger cheese on the exhaust.
Link Posted: 9/24/2014 3:52:09 AM EDT
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They wrote something on my car window and know I need to get them back. This is all good natured, nothing mean. They're girls FYI. What can GD come up with for me?
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What did they write? GD needs to know in order to determine the degree of severity of the prank.
Link Posted: 9/24/2014 6:30:04 AM EDT
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Get some fresh jalapeño and crush them, rub the juices on door handles. Moisture will reactivate the hot factor. Imagine the possibility.
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