Need ideas for prank revenge on my neighbors.

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Posted: 9/13/2014 5:52:01 PM EDT

They wrote something on my car window and know I need to get them back. This is all good natured, nothing mean. They're girls FYI. What can GD come up with for me?

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:52:49 PM EDT

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I hear SWATTING is popular now with the kids...

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:53:45 PM EDT

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Fake craigslist personals ads.

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:54:11 PM EDT

[#3]

Fake home invasion...

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:55:25 PM EDT

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pickle surprise

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:55:32 PM EDT

[#5]

Flaming bag o' dogshit is a proven winner......

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:56:19 PM EDT

[#6]

da babnana in da tailpipe trick

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:56:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Fertilize dirty words in their lawn

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:56:32 PM EDT

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What did they write on your window? This will help determine the level of retribution.

Also if they are of age; we need pics!!

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:56:36 PM EDT

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Lite bag of poop on their doorstep?

Posted: 9/13/2014 5:57:38 PM EDT

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"Backyard sale" listing on Craigslist. Put in the listing to knock on the front door.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:00:25 PM EDT

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Insufficient data.

What was written on the car window?

What fallible do they manifest that can be pointed up in a harmless manner?

Where are the pics?

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:03:23 PM EDT

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Hang fake balls on their hitch?

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:06:13 PM EDT

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Fork their yard,

Rubber snake above the door,

Dirty picture drawn with bar soap on windows.

Lots of little annoying amusements to choose from.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:06:34 PM EDT

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They wrote "free handys". No pics, sorry guys. I'd feel kind of bad about that. We live in apartments and they are immediately next to me. No lawn to fertilize.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:08:03 PM EDT

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That and women hiking up their dresses showing their butts.

Hmmm, see if you can prank them into showing their panties/butts.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:08:04 PM EDT

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They wrote "free handys". No pics, sorry guys. I'd feel kind of bad about that. We live in apartments and they are immediately next to me. No lawn to fertilize.

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Go over to their apartment and take them up on their offer.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:09:05 PM EDT

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That and women hiking up their dresses showing their butts.
Hmmm, see if you can prank them into showing their panties/butts.

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I hear SWATTING is popular now with the kids...

That and women hiking up their dresses showing their butts.
Hmmm, see if you can prank them into showing their panties/butts.

SWATTING?

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They wrote "free handys". No pics, sorry guys. I'd feel kind of bad about that. We live in apartments and they are immediately next to me. No lawn to fertilize.

Go over to their apartment and take them up on their offer.

LOL. I don't think it was an offer.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:09:13 PM EDT

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Jack up car, remove tires

Silicone entire doorknob, just be sure to tape keyhole shut as not to jam up the mech.

Plastic wrap shut their car, mailbox....

Wait for Halloween...

Invite them over for a Ouija board session

Take them shooting, post vid.

And as always; SIIHPAPP

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:12:26 PM EDT

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They wrote "free handys". No pics, sorry guys. I'd feel kind of bad about that. We live in apartments and they are immediately next to me. No lawn to fertilize.

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Okay, here is what you have to do.

Go to your local porn-a-copia and purchase the largest dildo you can for $20.00. If they have a trailer hitch on one of their vehicles, carve the base of the polymer dick of death so it fits into the hitch receiver and insert it. Do this sunday night so that they at least begin the monday morning trek to work with a giant rubber penis waving at traffic behind them.

If they don't have a vehicle with a hitch, you will have to rig up a hanger using a wire coat hanger or the like and tie it to the supports under the rear bumper.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:15:21 PM EDT

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Flour all over their cars. If they wipe it off with a dry towel there is no issues, but everyone uses water. Water turns the shit into glue that has to be scraped off.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:15:56 PM EDT

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Hang fake real balls on their hitch chin?

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Posted: 9/13/2014 6:16:32 PM EDT

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"Free handies"? Maybe they have some sort of tension with you... Ask them out on a three way date. What've you got to loose?

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:18:51 PM EDT

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They wrote something on my car window and know I need to get them back. This is all good natured, nothing mean. They're girls FYI. What can GD come up with for me?

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White shoe polish all over their window(which ever or all) and some vaseline under their car door handles

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:19:13 PM EDT

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Had a friend put another friend's car on craigslist for a couple hundred bucks- with owners real phone #. That was pretty rich

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:19:44 PM EDT

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No.
Girls. You want them dead?

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:22:46 PM EDT

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White shoe polish all over their window(which ever or all) and some vaseline under their car door handles

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They wrote something on my car window and know I need to get them back. This is all good natured, nothing mean. They're girls FYI. What can GD come up with for me?

White shoe polish all over their window(which ever or all) and some vaseline under their car door handles

I was going to say Ivory soap the windows....

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:24:07 PM EDT

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A condom over their tail pipe is pretty funny.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:26:38 PM EDT

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Vaseline on the windshield wiper blades.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:27:36 PM EDT

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Take a piece of paper the size of a license plate and write 'I M A WHORE' on it. Tape it over their license plate.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:28:18 PM EDT

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Burn their house down. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:28:52 PM EDT

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Take a piece of paper the size of a license plate and write 'I M A WHORE' on it. Tape it over their license plate.

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"GAY PRIDE"

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:29:37 PM EDT

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"Honk if you love Blowjobs" bumper sticker

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:30:17 PM EDT

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The Classics are always the best.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:30:21 PM EDT

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Cut a watermelon in half and scoop out the melon and the raise the car. Lower the tires onto the rinds. The only thing that will happen is spinning out on the rinds.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:30:43 PM EDT

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They wrote "free handys". No pics, sorry guys. I'd feel kind of bad about that. We live in apartments and they are immediately next to me. No lawn to fertilize.

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Knock on their door asking for your free handys

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:31:15 PM EDT

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Okay, here is what you have to do.

Go to your local porn-a-copia and purchase the largest dildo you can for $20.00. If they have a trailer hitch on one of their vehicles, carve the base of the polymer dick of death so it fits into the hitch receiver and insert it. Do this sunday night so that they at least begin the monday morning trek to work with a giant rubber penis waving at traffic behind them.

If they don't have a vehicle with a hitch, you will have to rig up a hanger using a wire coat hanger or the like and tie it to the supports under the rear bumper.

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They wrote "free handys". No pics, sorry guys. I'd feel kind of bad about that. We live in apartments and they are immediately next to me. No lawn to fertilize.

Okay, here is what you have to do.

Go to your local porn-a-copia and purchase the largest dildo you can for $20.00. If they have a trailer hitch on one of their vehicles, carve the base of the polymer dick of death so it fits into the hitch receiver and insert it. Do this sunday night so that they at least begin the monday morning trek to work with a giant rubber penis waving at traffic behind them.

If they don't have a vehicle with a hitch, you will have to rig up a hanger using a wire coat hanger or the like and tie it to the supports under the rear bumper.

Winner

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:32:35 PM EDT

[#37]

Ketchup and tampons will stick to almost anything you throw them at. WIndows, siding, doors, cars, you name it.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:32:56 PM EDT

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Draw cocks on their windshield with rainx.

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:33:32 PM EDT

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Lite bag of poop on their doorstep?

The Classics are always the best.

"He called the shit, poop"

Posted: 9/13/2014 6:36:01 PM EDT

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Too bad it isn't winter... You could wet a bunch of tampons, and stick them to their cars! Lol

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