What would you want to be done with your body after you die?

General » General Discussion

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What would you want to be done with your body after you die? (Page 1 of 4)

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:37:05 PM EDT

Title says it.

Poll inbound

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:37:44 PM EDT

[#1]

IBTP

I won't care, I'll be dead

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:37:58 PM EDT

[#2]

Please incinerate carcass

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:38:14 PM EDT

[#3]

Green garbage bag and to the curb. Pick it up before the meat starts rotting.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:39:29 PM EDT

[#4]

What ever is cheapest.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:39:57 PM EDT

[#5]

Throw my brain in a hurricane.

The blind can have my eyes.

The deaf can have both of my ears... if they don't mind the size.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:40:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:40:15 PM EDT

[#7]

Quote History

Quoted:
IBTP

I won't care, I'll be dead

View Quote

This.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:40:28 PM EDT

[#8]

Quote History

Quoted:
What ever is cheapest.

View Quote

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:40:44 PM EDT

[#9]

I told the wife not to claim it.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:41:40 PM EDT

[#10]

Taxidermy would be nice.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:42:02 PM EDT

[#11]

Cremation, with my ashes distributed and reloaded into various ammo to be divided among my fronds and family... will accompany them on hunts and help keep them safe.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:42:17 PM EDT

[#12]

Quote History

Quoted:
Taxidermy would be nice.

View Quote

I like it

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:42:28 PM EDT

[#13]

Quote History

Quoted:

Please incinerate carcass

View Quote

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:42:36 PM EDT

[#14]

Quote History

Quoted:
IBTP

I won't care, I'll be dead

View Quote

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:43:15 PM EDT

[#15]

Cremation is way ahead. Arfcom does love a good BBQ.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:43:24 PM EDT

[#16]

A launch into space is a compelling option, but I am gonna go with the fire option.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:43:55 PM EDT

[#17]

I'd hope Jennifer Lawrence was a necro then well, you know

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:44:13 PM EDT

[#18]

I really don't care, so I'll leave it up to my wife or kids. Whatever comforts them the most.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:44:21 PM EDT

[#19]

IDGAF

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:44:53 PM EDT

[#20]

Quote History

Quoted:
A launch into space is a compelling option, but I am gonna go with the fire option.

View Quote

If your body ends up drifting into a sun it could combine both.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:45:56 PM EDT

[#21]

I want ARFCOM to gangbang my body. It will be like General Discussion but in 3D..

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:46:11 PM EDT

[#22]

Whatever is going to be easiest for my loved ones. I personally don't give a shit.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:46:17 PM EDT

[#23]

If my wife and family didn't have a problem with it (they do), I would just as soon be cremated and scattered (smothered, covered, and chunked as well, perhaps).

But since they will care far more about such things than I will once my soul has departed this battered old body, and since I care about them and their feelings, my remains will likely be buried in the family cemetery. Waste of land, IMHO, but it's ours and it seems to comfort them somehow.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:46:23 PM EDT

[#24]

Quote History

Quoted:
I'd hope Jennifer Lawrence Fishburne was a necro then well, you know

View Quote

FIFY

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:46:32 PM EDT

[#25]

LOL NVM I'm dumb

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:47:44 PM EDT

[#26]

Quote History

Quoted:
Poll fail! There's no viking funeral

https://intlxpatr.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/328377-vlcsnap_00234_super.jpg

View Quote

Reading fail...

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:47:49 PM EDT

[#27]

Cyberdyne Systems

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:47:56 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:48:05 PM EDT

[#29]

Quote History

Quoted:
Poll fail! There's no viking funeral

https://intlxpatr.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/328377-vlcsnap_00234_super.jpg

View Quote

I voted this.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:48:58 PM EDT

[#30]

Edit : No point

Weeeeeee

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:51:42 PM EDT

[#31]

My wife and I are both on board with the cremation thing.

So, that's the plan.

If they want something to visit I fully support the idea of a cardboard cutout, statue, or whatever the hell they feel like.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:51:53 PM EDT

[#32]

When I die
Throw my body into a field
To fatten some
Empty-bellied dog

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:52:04 PM EDT

[#33]

Quote History

Quoted:
Please incinerate carcass

View Quote

And then flush. It's written in my will.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:52:52 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:54:11 PM EDT

[#35]

I want to be cast in acrylic resin and used as a coffee table....

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:54:24 PM EDT

[#36]

Part out whatever's useful and can be salvaged for others. Experiment on anything not useful but still viable for research. Burn the rest. Won't care, I'll be dead.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:54:47 PM EDT

[#37]

Doesn't really matter to me. Something weird and crazy that will make people laugh and stare.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:55:36 PM EDT

[#38]

Aw damnit. I forgot to include "Donate it to science."

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:56:27 PM EDT

[#39]

Just drag me out to the woods and let the various critters feast.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:57:22 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm of the age where I should still be alive when we reach the technological singularity so I'm going to live forever.

Posted: 9/9/2014 12:59:39 PM EDT

[#41]

I told my friends I want to be cremated and my ashes secreted in restaurant salt shakers all over the county.

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:00:45 PM EDT

[#42]

Bury me in the leaning rest.

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:03:07 PM EDT

[#43]

Quote History

Quoted:
I want to be cast in acrylic resin and used as a coffee table....

View Quote

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:03:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Quote History

Quoted:
A launch into space is a compelling option, but I am gonna go with the fire option.

View Quote

I would love the space option since I am a child of the sixties (space race) but due to cost (rather leave my children with the money) BURN IT!

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:04:36 PM EDT

[#45]

Quote History

Quoted:
I want to be cast in acrylic resin and used as a coffee table....

View Quote

Even more fun would be to have yourself "bronzed" in the dress and pose of a carbonite-frozen Han Solo...

ETA: A little slow. Great minds, and all that...

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:06:25 PM EDT

[#46]

Some kind of prank, Weekend at Bernie's style.

Or maybe catapulted into a Moms Demand Action rally.

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:08:35 PM EDT

[#47]

Have my femurs made into AR-15 butt stocks?

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:11:09 PM EDT

[#48]

I've already told the whole family: when I die, donate the body to science. I've had enough fun with it, let some med student learn something. No funeral, just a massive, everyone get drunk as shit, party.

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:11:36 PM EDT

[#49]

If I should die of smallpox, put my remains in my snuff box.

Posted: 9/9/2014 1:11:51 PM EDT

[#50]

Quote History

Quoted:
Some kind of prank, Weekend at Bernie's style.

Or maybe catapulted into a Moms Demand Action rally.

View Quote

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What would you want to be done with your body after you die? (Page 1 of 4)

General » General Discussion

Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us