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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 2:08:48 AM EDT
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Who do you think watches that shit?

Yup.  Southerners.

And then they show up at work the next day yokeling out the newest one-liner they heard on muddy-pawn-fishing-fudd-closet-ticketscaplpers show on TV.
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You are full of shit. Its a joke no matter where you live, and I bet there is plenty of white trash where you are.You paint with a wide brush, and have a stereotypical view of the south. You are always running your mouth about a place you have no clue about.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 3:14:52 AM EDT
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So, Nebraska is now a northern state?  Hmph....Never made the connection.
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?
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So, Nebraska is now a northern state?  Hmph....Never made the connection.

We don't know how to work a map down here.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 3:43:07 AM EDT
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Those shows represent the South, the same way that Sons of Guns represents firearms owners.
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Bingo

what do we do about it? we don't watch it. we go play in the mud- with other mud lovin rednecks.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 3:44:17 AM EDT
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It's very convincing.
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It's a front to keep the damn yankees from coming here and F-ing everything up.


It's very convincing.

Yes it is. I've often found myself trying to figure out why the South doesn't beat the shit out of History and Discovery for making them all look like toothless hillbillys
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 3:45:34 AM EDT
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?
NORTHERNERS

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I don't claim the north east. I'm fine being from the west
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 5:14:52 AM EDT
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I don't, we have the power to change the channel.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 6:34:50 AM EDT
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You don't think there all retarded? You ever seen them people drive in the winter?
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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 6:37:57 AM EDT
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isn't everyone west of the Hudson river retarded?  
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 6:43:04 AM EDT
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I'll bet the folks that land those gigs are laughing all the way to the bank at the dumb-fuck Yankees that are paying them.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 6:46:05 AM EDT
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I wish they would do a show like that on the "Michigan Militia".

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 6:50:06 AM EDT
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TV is brain rot, OP.  

What other TV shows do you watch?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 6:58:57 AM EDT
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TV is brain rot, OP.  

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"Cheyenne" on the Western Channel is NOT brain rot!!

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:05:22 AM EDT
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It's very convincing.
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It's a front to keep the damn yankees from coming here and F-ing everything up.


It's very convincing.




Louisiana gives tax breaks to the film history thus the increased retarded shows. Duck dynasty, Swamp People, Neva bin done befo etc.

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:12:12 AM EDT
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You don't think there all retarded? You ever seen them people drive in the winter?
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You don't think there all retarded? You ever seen them people drive in the winter?
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?




yet we are the "retarded" ones
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:16:31 AM EDT
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Watching to much tv lately---------------
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yet we are the "retarded" ones
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yet we are the "retarded" ones

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:29:57 AM EDT
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Those are fucking horrible.
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Because boiled peanuts.

Those are fucking horrible.



You must be one of those uppity SOBs wif teefs...
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:31:06 AM EDT
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Just Florida. But it's not part of the south.
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If people think we're all that stupid, they're less likely to move here.


Unless they think they'll move there and be the smartest person in the state.  Which seems like it may be happening.

Just Florida. But it's not part of the south.



Yeah, we have to drive North for 5 hours to get to the South...
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:54:17 AM EDT
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Go away, 'baitin!
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:56:38 AM EDT
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head to bawcomville, la my friend
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Maybe that's why I'm not entertained by short, fat, hillbilly talking trailer park chicks.



head to bawcomville, la my friend


Yep, I used to have the displeasure of living in West Monroe, LA (directly adjacent to lovely Bawcomville).
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:58:10 AM EDT
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I know quite a few midwesterners, and most are retarded.
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?


I know quite a few midwesterners, and most are retarded.

While I agree, why you pulling us into this
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:18:26 AM EDT
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I'll bet the folks that land those gigs are laughing all the way to the bank at the dumb-fuck Yankees that are paying them.
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My guess is that they're making far less than people would think.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:48:47 AM EDT
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Watching to much tv lately---------------
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You don't think there all retarded? You ever seen them people drive in the winter?
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?




yet we are the "retarded" ones




you're really making this too easy.  And if you fail to see the error after it's been highlighted, it makes my laughter that much more enjoyable
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:49:30 AM EDT
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?
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Most southerners I know Don't walk around worried about what people think about them.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:52:22 AM EDT
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Yes it is. I've often found myself trying to figure out why the South doesn't beat the shit out of History and Discovery for making them all look like toothless hillbillys
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It's a front to keep the damn yankees from coming here and F-ing everything up.


It's very convincing.

Yes it is. I've often found myself trying to figure out why the South doesn't beat the shit out of History and Discovery for making them all look like toothless hillbillys


Because we have more important shit to deal with, like not giving a fuck about it and playing in the mud.
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You and your bunch are down right scary.
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I love that those shows exist, scares yankees away from moving down here and ruining our greatness.  


You and your bunch are down right scary.


Why is it that the Cajuns can ALWAYS understand what I am saying but I can NEVER understand what they are saying!!??
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:58:59 AM EDT
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Most southerners I know Don't walk around worried about what people think about them.
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?

Most southerners I know Don't walk around worried about what people think about them.

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:59:56 AM EDT
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Mud-Lovin' Rednecks is on Animal Planet.  I see so many retarded shows based in the south.  I know quite a few southerners and not that many are that retarded.  Why would you all put up with this shit?

Most southerners I know Don't walk around worried about what people think about them.



In.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:18:05 AM EDT
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You and your bunch are down right scary.
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I love that those shows exist, scares yankees away from moving down here and ruining our greatness.  


You and your bunch are down right scary.


you should party with us...


I'll be in Alabama in a couple of weeks
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:19:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:31:42 AM EDT
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Because it's two different languages.
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Oh............well I guess that would explain it.


Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:39:15 AM EDT
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Why don't they make any shows about Nebraskans? Maybe because it would be so boring no one would want to watch it? I mean seriously, who ever hears about anything going on in Nebraska besides college football games?

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:41:56 AM EDT
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Actually....I see, upon closer inspection,  you are Nebraska.  I thought it was New Hampshire.

You are in the Midwest and thus nobody really cares about you except as a zombie refuge or nuclear war hideout. Or corn.

So ....hmm.....Actually man nothing happens where you're at. Why do you care? Bored?  Look man...don't worry about it.

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:42:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:47:37 AM EDT
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To answer your question generally southerners as a whole do not choose the programming that goes onto TV.  Tv is primarily a lib-tard machine.  If libs can laugh at those 'stupid southerners' they'll keep buying.
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Same thing we have here its called down east dickering make us look stupid also. I've only met a very few people that way.

Probably the same reason for the reality shows(big brother etc.) and how stupid the people are on them. I guess stupid=money

I spent 4 years in nc and it was great my neighbors were friendly met some nice people also met some of the worst f heads too. Don't get me wrong I was so glad to get back here in Me. Where I don't have to worry the gas station I'm at will be robbed for the 5th time in a month.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:48:59 AM EDT
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Actually....I see, upon closer inspection,  you are Nebraska.  I thought it was New Hampshire.

You are in the Midwest and thus nobody really cares about you except as a zombie refuge or nuclear war hideout. Or corn.

So ....hmm.....Actually man nothing happens where you're at. Why do you care? Bored?  Look man...don't worry about it.

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I consider Nebraska a southern state.

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:50:16 AM EDT
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There are only a few stereotypes left that you can still make fun of.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:51:14 AM EDT
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Because nobody's gonna watch Buckeye State Plow Truck Wars.

Well, I would. But still.
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In the South, you can live with a few stupid people that play in the mud.  

 
In the North, you can live with a few stupid people that pass laws that require high taxes and firearm restrictions.  




Hmmm....  easy decision for me.  
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:53:15 AM EDT
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Three words for ya, bud.

North
East
Liberals


Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:57:28 AM EDT
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I don't claim the north east. I'm fine being from the west
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http://www.bsideblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/82.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/snooki-whale-sperm-2.jpg

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I don't claim the north east. I'm fine being from the west


We don't claim that state either.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:58:30 AM EDT
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Because nobody's gonna watch Buckeye State Plow Truck Wars.

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Bring it, Buckeye.

Nobody gonna outplow a Granite Stater....well, now that I think about it those weirdos who choose to live in Buffalo NY would probably win the tournament.

I once found my delivered newspaper with my snowblower.  The snowblower swallowed the newspaper (in the bag) like an anaconda eating a goat.  It chugged ominously, stuttered, and then blew confetti all over the side of the building.  

Wife unit was most displeased.  It was a true reality tv moment arguing about the newspaper.  Its gone, woman.  GOOONNEEE.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:00:15 AM EDT
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Its a dog a pony show for people up north.
I guess southern stereotypes need to constantly be re enforced so nobody finds out they were feak all along
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:08:41 AM EDT
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You can find subject matter for a doctoral thesis in anything if you know what to look for.
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Why is it that the Cajuns can ALWAYS understand what I am saying but I can NEVER understand what they are saying!!??
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I love that those shows exist, scares yankees away from moving down here and ruining our greatness.  




You and your bunch are down right scary.




Why is it that the Cajuns can ALWAYS understand what I am saying but I can NEVER understand what they are saying!!??




 



That's by design.
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Because fuck you thats why.
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