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Posted: 9/1/2014 8:16:35 PM EDT

Last nights dinner pic thread didn't do too well so I thought I'd try again.

Mashed potatoes, two fried eggs and spinach. Coors light with a dash of fresca

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:17:26 PM EDT

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Pic of dinner, not a dinner pic

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:18:24 PM EDT

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The taters look like library paste.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:21:22 PM EDT

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Concentration camp food?

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:22:08 PM EDT

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Umm....

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:24:11 PM EDT

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Where the heck are the guns and meat? That's not dinner. That's rabbit food.

And the "potatoes" look like a guinea pig's fossilized rib cage.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:24:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2014 8:25:06 PM EDT

[#7]

Cool breakfast pic

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:26:20 PM EDT

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Quick! Save this thread.
Post a picture of your husband's steak.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:27:03 PM EDT

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OP
A dinner pic - should include guns, reloads , knife , ...

I have never posted one , just reading the comments with regards to other people's posts ...

Eggs and mashed I have never tried , typically I do some type of fried taters , but willing to give anything a whirl

Do you use the yolk like gravy with your mashed potatoes ?

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:27:43 PM EDT

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You put the fresca in the Coors? Not sure if genius or retard...

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:28:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2014 8:29:00 PM EDT

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You should learn what a dinner pic thread is before trying to "redeem yourself" by making the same mistake again.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:30:33 PM EDT

[#13]

what the fuck is this shit...

-1.0E8 out of 10

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:31:13 PM EDT

[#14]

All aboard the fail short bus.

Occupants.....1.......OP

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:32:25 PM EDT

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An aborted chicken, rabbit food, and piss water does not a dinner pic make.

ETA: I would score it a solid 9.

ETA(2): That 9 would be on a scale of zero to infinity

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:32:27 PM EDT

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1/10

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:33:34 PM EDT

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WTF kind of shit is this?

Dude.... this is your redemption thread? I didn't see the first one, but I'm guessing it was a bowl of Cheerios on the coffee table, in front of the TV for an all-night My Little Pony marathon.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:35:16 PM EDT

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And why are the eggs shaped like that?

Did you microwave them in some plastic gizmo sold on QVC?

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:38:18 PM EDT

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Dude.... this is your redemption thread? I didn't see the first one, but I'm guessing it was a bowl of Cheerios on the coffee table, in front of the TV for an all-night My Little Pony marathon.

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It was just as bad

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:39:23 PM EDT

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Did you microwave them is some plastic gizmo sold on QVC?

My boyfriend Cooked them in a pan. He got the other two.

He cooked them well so I couldn't spread the yolks over the potatoes.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:40:15 PM EDT

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Genius. Try it.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:41:00 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2014 8:41:08 PM EDT

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Stop disrespecting the dinner pic threads. It's just wrong...

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:42:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Solid 10/10

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:42:47 PM EDT

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And why are the eggs shaped like that?

Did you microwave them is some plastic gizmo sold on QVC?

My boyfriend Cooked them in a pan. He got the other two.

He cooked them well so I couldn't spread the yolks over the potatoes.

You sure it wasn't......

.......THIS?!:

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:43:23 PM EDT

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You put the fresca in the Coors? Not sure if genius or retard...

Genius. Try it.

Well at least the Fresca in the Coors lite makes more sense now

And brings up another question...

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:43:30 PM EDT

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Sure as hell doesn't look like dinner to me.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:44:09 PM EDT

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You diluted a coors light with some fresca?

whiskey tango foxtrot

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:46:03 PM EDT

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Did you microwave them is some plastic gizmo sold on QVC?

My boyfriend Cooked them in a pan. He got the other two.

He cooked them well so I couldn't spread the yolks over the potatoes.

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And why are the eggs shaped like that?

Did you microwave them is some plastic gizmo sold on QVC?

My boyfriend Cooked them in a pan. He got the other two.

He cooked them well so I couldn't spread the yolks over the potatoes.

Boyfriend? Your a Brony, too?

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:46:32 PM EDT

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boyfriend?

should we be asking for YOUR pic OP??

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:48:06 PM EDT

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What in the fuck? 0/10

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:48:36 PM EDT

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We should figure out OP's gender before rushing to leg humping the dinner pic fail master.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:48:55 PM EDT

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No. OP is large, hairy man. Boyfriend must be the sparkle in the couple.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:49:08 PM EDT

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I'm too shy hehe

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:50:19 PM EDT

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Lol. I'm guessing this one will go as well as yesterday's?

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:57:21 PM EDT

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Can we get this thread tacked

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:58:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Okay.

NEGATIVE FUCKING 50.
Seriously?!?!

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:58:31 PM EDT

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Mashed potatoes, two fried eggs and spinach. Coors light with a dash of fresca

http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq136/Bettendorf/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-08/4709C29F-DC3C-4F3A-B61C-51B13F496C02_zpsxa1m5koq.jpg

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You KNOW this is not what a dinner pic looks like.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:59:03 PM EDT

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That's fucking awful.

Posted: 9/1/2014 8:59:23 PM EDT

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0/10 and may god have mercy on your soul...

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:01:09 PM EDT

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Last nights dinner pic thread didn't do too well so I thought I'd try again.

Mashed potatoes, two fried eggs and spinach. Coors light with a dash of fresca

http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq136/Bettendorf/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-08/4709C29F-DC3C-4F3A-B61C-51B13F496C02_zpsxa1m5koq.jpg

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You KNOW this is not what a dinner pic looks like.

Are there rules somewhere? I'll just keep trying until I get it right.

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:01:58 PM EDT

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At least yesterdays eggplant parm was decent. Well except for the Clinton piss watered down with Fresca.

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:02:43 PM EDT

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Not doing it for my bra

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:02:45 PM EDT

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No. OP is large, hairy man. Boyfriend must be the sparkle in the couple.

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boyfriend?

should we be asking for YOUR pic OP??

No. OP is large, hairy man. Boyfriend must be the sparkle in the couple.

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:03:00 PM EDT

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The OP did it , not us newb.

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:03:03 PM EDT

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Start Here, Newb

Posted: 9/1/2014 9:08:06 PM EDT

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You KNOW this is not what a dinner pic looks like.

Are there rules somewhere? I'll just keep trying until I get it right.

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Last nights dinner pic thread didn't do too well so I thought I'd try again.

Mashed potatoes, two fried eggs and spinach. Coors light with a dash of fresca

http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq136/Bettendorf/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-08/4709C29F-DC3C-4F3A-B61C-51B13F496C02_zpsxa1m5koq.jpg

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You KNOW this is not what a dinner pic looks like.

Are there rules somewhere? I'll just keep trying until I get it right.

Search for dinner pic threads by "TheBomber".

He wrote the book.

Also, here's the best dinner pic thread ever:

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1023944_.html&page=1

Notice how the food is good, and there are handguns, long guns, reloads, and blades? Take notes.

Things you will lose points for not having:
Quality Protein (this is dinner, don't call a flippin egg your protein)
Something Green (in most cases, there are exceptions).
Quality alcoholic beverage. No Coors with Fresca or other gay shit. Real beer, or bourbon is a good choice.
A properly set table.
A napkin, preferably cloth. Also, set properly.
Long Gun, and reload for the long gun.
Hand gun, and reload for the hand gun.
Knife that didn't come from a drawer in your kitchen.
If you cook a steak, you need to show the color of the meat at center. This is a great opportunity for a measuring tape cameo.

Everyone has their own opinion. Some people will request a stapler and measuring tape every time. Ignore those people.

There are plenty of great examples around here to follow. Like I mentioned, look up thread by TheBomber as he kills it every time. Dupemaster has his own style and breaks a few rules from time to time, but the man can cook lights out and takes great photos.

Until you do some research, please stop posting what you are eating for the evening and calling it a dinner pic thread. This place made me learn how to cook a properly balanced meal, and how to properly set a table. I hope the same criticism that pushed me to do that has the same effect on you. We could use more people around here who can respect the tradition. Arfcom and its harsh critics pushed me to go from college microwave chef, to someone who can impress a date with his cooking.